Sunday, February 5, 2012

KUNG FU HUSTLE !!!

In the times of economic disorder, the casino clubs grew up like mushrooms in the poorest district of China. Out of all gangs operating in that region, the AXE GANG became more powerful as they were more aggressive and deadlier than other gangs.

There was a small colony where everyone lived as tenants. There was shortage of water in the colony. Every member of the colony had their own profession. The hubby of the landlady was a flirty and funny person. Everyone in that colony used to obey and fear the landlady with a cigarette in her mouth.

One day, a man with his fatty friend came to the colony and claimed themselves as the men of Axe gang. The man tried to frighten everyone. In that process, he threw a burning cracker towards the den of the Axe gang. The battalion of real Axe gang appeared in the scene.

The three fighters of that colony who always maintained a low profile saved the people of that colony from the men of Axe gang. The three fighters had their unique way of fighting Kung Fu. One used his legs. The other one used the rings and the third one used the sticks.

Feeling dejected and humiliated, the leader of the Axe gang called for two special killers to kill those three fighters of the colony. The two killers sat down to play the musical instrument. While playing the musical instrument, they were applying their unique Kung Fu style where invisible swords come out of their hands.

The battle was on. The landlady was also a Kung Fu specialist. She used her screaming power to tackle the enemies. Even her hubby knew Snake-style Kung Fu. But, that was not enough to tackle the Axe gang. In his childhood, the man bought one book of Kung Fu from a book-seller who told him to become a Kung Fu master.

After reading that book of Kung Fu, the little boy tried to save a girl, but failed. After so many years, that little girl grew up and started selling ice-creams. She recognized him after so many years also. Now, the man decided to become the Kung Fu master. The Axe gang completely shattered him.

The landlady and her hubby knew the medication. The butterfly came out from the pupae. The Axe gang was still after him. The villain knew the Frog style Kung Fu to send the man up towards the clouds. The Kung Fu master knew the Buddha Haas Kung Fu, where a fighter comes down from the sky towards the ground with fire.

The man won the fight and got his woman. Later, he had a little son. Again, that book-seller found out a little child and tried to sell the Kung Fu books, but, this time, he showed four books to let this child become a Kung Fu grand master. In mythological China, there is no Newton’s gravitational force, as it is the “KUNG FU HUSTLE.”