MAHAPURUSH !!!

‘Sudhu ee bhurbhuri?’ ‘Oxidised hocche!’ ‘Desh e dharma niye football khela hobe, seta jene rekho.’ ‘Einstein jeto or kaache. Uni ee toh sikhiyechen Relativity; oi E=mc².’ ‘Aapni ki Jesus Christ ke chinten?’ ‘Gautam toh se din kaar chele.’ ‘Chess is an intellectual game.’ ‘Ei niye Plato r sange amar kato katha katakati.’ ‘Bartaman bole kichu nei.’ ‘Babaji bhyejaal, kintu mor prem e nei kono faanki; tumi jadi deeksha naao, kano aar beche thaki?’ ‘Sab jaani, sab bujhi, kintu nirupaaye; mukti paabo jodi hon babaji bidaaye.’ ‘Aapod hataao and she is mine.’ ‘Idiot! Naa maaney toh hyaan.’ ‘Ha ha ha ha...saala!’ ‘Splendid! Splendid! Noney, Noble prize taa boudi ee sesh mesh paaben re.’ ‘Aagun! Aagun!’ ‘Ebaar e kaatun toh dekhi Babaji!’ ‘Tui byata kore dekha, dekhi chokher paata pore ki naa pore. Eta ki earki na mamdobaaji?’

The Station Master gave the signal. Inside the Train, Birinchibaba got a new disciple. ’Oth oth oth.’ The house of Gurupada Mitra became a new Deeksha training centre of Birinchibaba. Buchki, the youngest daughter of Gurupada Mitra also decided to take Deeksha. Satya, the lover of Buchki asked for some help from Nibaran da. Professor Nani, the husband of Gurupada Mitra’s eldest daughter was also impressed on Birinchibaba. As the day progressed, Nitai da also realized that this sadhu is a fake one. Nibaran da, Satya, Nitai da and Ganesh da made a plan to expose that fake Baba. The Assistant of that Birinchibaba used to dance Nataraj dance! A fire broke out. Did Satya give the marriage proposal to Buchki while doing the rescue work? Gurupada Mitra understood that all that glitters is not gold and Birinchibaba was not a “MAHAPURUSH”.

GANASHATRU !!!

‘Jhunki ee jadi naa nebe tahole nijeke pragatisheel bole jaahir koraa kano?’ ‘Abaar Jaundice!’ ‘This is Charanamrita!’ ‘Ekhon lekha r mood nei.’ ‘Ami Hero tero hote chai naa, ami ekjon sadharan nagarik.’ ‘Ranen emni teh Bank e chaakri kore, bhalo maaine paaye.’ ‘Amader emni choto sahar ei bhalo laage.’ ‘Dui bhai e saape neule samparka.’ ‘Aapni ki jaanen Tulsi paata e sab jal er dosh kete jaaye.’ ‘Aamaar mandir er prastav apni likhben naa; this is my request.’ ‘Erokom maanush lakh e ekta hoy. Eke aamra support karbo naa?’ ‘Aapni amar baba r saathe pratarana korchen.’ ‘Aapni ei lekha amaake chaapte bolen?’ ‘Ami ekhon freelance; article likhi.’ ‘Amra eta pamphlet hisebe chapchi. Ghare ghare bili karbo.’ ‘Era sabai aapnaar sathe dekha korte asche.’ ‘Era kaara?’ ‘Aapnaar pechone sakal e royeche.’ ‘Aamra eka noi. Aamra ekhanei thakbo.’

A businessman opened up a hospital, rice mills and other business factories in a small town of Chandipur. But, his major revenue generation used to take place from Tripureswar Temple at Bhubanpally area of Chandipur Town. Donations in the name of the religion are not taxable profits still today in India. A renowned doctor of that area sent a sample of water of that area to Kolkata. As per the medical report, there are deadly viruses in that water and is the cause of Jaundice and Diarrhoea in Chandipur Town. The Senior Editor of Janabarta Newspaper had some weaknesses towards Miss Gupta! Why Mr. Bhargav and Mr. Gupta politely threatened Dr. Ashok? What happened in Halderbari Naatmandir? Why the Assistant Editor of Janabarta Newspaper resigned from his job? Did the people of Chandipur Town regard Dr. Gupta as a “GANASHATRU”?