KHWAHISH

The man wants to buy only pajama, but not the kurta. Is it feasible for any garment shop owner to sell only the pajama of the pajama-kurta set? After enough discussions, a young lady decided to buy the kurta for her father. The boy and the girl became friends. Both of them like the music of R.D.Burman. The ice-cream fell on the feet of Rekha and Amar rubbed her soft skin. Is Amar getting diverted from his Go-Karting Race tracks? Rekha is planning to go to Delhi. But, what will Amar do without her? Amar proposed her and surely ‘Goon Goonati hain yeh Dil ki dhadkan…kuch toh hain dil ki chahat, kuch toh hain dil ki khawaish…’

Amar wants a deep kiss from Rekha. Rekha has never done that in her life. She is feeling very scared about her Shethji. At last, kiss ka kissa started. The room-mates of Amar are drunkards. Those hard drinks are their girlfriends. Is it a sin to talk about sex in love? Well, Rekha is far more modern than Amar. She is giving her some fruitful training about oral sex. Rekha planned to go back to her own village. Amar is also eager to visit her village. The name of Rekha’s father is Ullash. No one can beat him in daaru drinking competition. What a scene? The Ullash has got a drinking partner in the form of son-in-law. They drink whisky by pouring it in the washroom mugs. Rekha is surprised to see both of them coming out of the same washroom.

Rekha is a dreadful singer. Better use cotton-wool in your ears, if someone forces you to attend her singing performance. What Amar wants to do before marriage, Rekha will not allow him to do. That is why; Amar is planning to get married as early as possible. The Marathi surname ‘Ghosdekar’ of Rekha is very hard to pronounce. Is the Italian Pasta too tasty? After all, Rekha’s father is the owner of Ullas poultry farm and Amar has a high status, as his full name is Amar Singh Ranawat.

At the age of 21 years, can a person have true love or is it only lust? Is the money more important or the love marriage? There are so many potholes in the streets. Chalo bhaiye, they got married to each other, after hearing all those shouting of Ullas. They are ready to enjoy their Suhag Raat. But, Rekha wanted a secure performance. To provide security, you need caps? Amar is such a coward that he hardly pronounced about it in front of the medical shop owner. Now, Rekha being frustrated about her Shethji’s cowardice act, went to the medical shop. Can I have caps, please? Sure, madam, take this pack. This is of good quality. It costs only 20 bucks.

The couple is all set to start a new journey of their married life. But, Amar has no income at all. Ullas knows that very well. He kept some money in their drawer. You cannot sail with a yacht in the deadly waves of Pacific Ocean. You need a strong ship to sail through it. Yacht is like the lust and the ship is the love, but make sure that you are not on a Titanic. No matter how much you enjoy your school, college and university life, the life after marriage will let you feel lonely, despite having daily sexual performances. Everything has a relevant time. Sometimes, the birth of babies in the family can bring back the peace and laughter as it was before the love marriage. What, if, there is a malfunction from any one side? Will the married life of Amar and Rekha sail smoothly on the Pacific Ocean or will it sink like Titanic? Is it true that the God of Love always fulfills the “KHWAHISH” of Himangshu, Mallika Sherawat and others?

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

The Palestinian Phantom is always after the Austro-Tibetan Israeli, Zohan Dvir, as Zohan is a counter-terrorist. The fight is on. Watch the badminton with the grenade on the water. At last, there is a bomb blast in the water and Zohan escaped to New York, while living inside the kennel, kept inside the flight. Welcome to New York. Here, he went to meet his idol, but the employees of that salon misbehaved with him. His friend gave him a card and told him to meet there. Zohan don’t want to become a salesman of ‘Sony guts’ electronic goods. He tried out his luck at different salons, but of no use. Frustrated by the recession condition of jobs, he felt himself like a loser. He met his friend at that electronic shop and was ready to become the salesman of that shop. But, his friend objected to it. Each and every employee in that electronic shop came a long way from Israel to fulfill their dreams, but landed up being a mere shopkeeper or salesman of ‘Sony Guts’ electronic goods. Zohan’s friend does not want Zohan to end his dream. On the other side of the road, there are several Palestinian shops. Out of them, one is a salon. Zohan is all set to try out his luck. Just dance with the song, ‘Disco Disco, good good.’

Dalia, the owner of the salon kept Zohan as a trainee only. Zohan got a house to live in New York. The owner of that house is a lovely, hot and bulky matured woman. She loves Zohan very much, because Zohan is expert in banging any matured woman in his special smooth doggy-style. The son of that matured lady is a very good boy. He never complained about the relation of his mom with Zohan. That is just natural, you see. Habibi is a good stylist. Debbie is also not bad. But, due to some constraints, Debbie got another job and resigned from the salon. Wow, now, it’s a chance for Zohan to show his talent. An old lady wanted Zohan to cut her hairs. Umm…Zohan just rocked the show. He took special care of her softballs, fat belly and spongy arms and finally pierced into the Bermuda Triangle through the entrance of public hairy door. The matured women customers got the special value-added services with their stylish hair cut. No women dare to compromise with their physical satisfaction. So, as usual, the very next day, the salon was houseful. After all, the modern barber is banging at their back. Even the aunties of the Walbridge company owner also visited the special vibrating therapy of Zohan. It is just amazing.

In the meanwhile, a Palestinian cab driver of New York recognized that this ‘Scrappy Coco’ is the Zohan Dvir only, who stole his goat. Now, he wants to take revenge on him. But alas, instead of Liquid Nitrogen, they bought Neosporin. Being fed up with their foolishness, they called up Phantom, who opened a food shop in Amman. The Phantom agreed to kill Zohan and also gave the permit to touch some of his wives. Dalia is a very sweet Palestinian girl, who hates the violence of Israel and Palestine. That is why, she came to New York to make a good career and live a peaceful life. Dalia loves to play softball in the park and Zohan is expert in appreciating that. Suddenly, one day, Zohan felt that his natural asset is not giving response to the hot bodies of matured women customers. His business is going down. He felt sorry that his customers are not getting proper service and mental satisfaction. Matured ladies have nothing to complain about him. Already, he has served them a lot. Now, the time has come for Zohan to settle down by marrying a sweet girl. Is Zohan in love with anybody? Yes, of course. On a fine day, Zohan’s natural asset raised like a hard standing rock, after seeing the hot body of Dalia. Zohan understood that Dalia is his special girl. He proposed her, but of no use. A Palestinian girl never accepts an Israeli boy to be her life partner.

Watch the basketball between Israel and Lebanon, where Maria Carey rocked the show with her lovely cleavages. Zohan is about to enjoy her silicon valley and canyon, but he needs to go and help others. The owner of Walbridge Company wanted to destroy all Israeli and Palestinian shops in that street, where he is planning to make a shopping mall with roller-coaster rides. Israeli and Palestinian people started accusing each other. The Phantom and Zohan jointly tackled the fire inside the shop. My goodness, Dalia is the sister of Phantom. Zohan does not want to fight anymore. Dalia declared Zohan as her man. Phantom has no objection to it. Now, both Zohan and Phantom fought against the goons of Walbridge CEO. Look at the new salon. It is named with the naming combination of Zohan and Dalia. It is Dalohan. Zohan’s parents came to meet their Palestinian daughter-in –law. All Israeli and Palestinian people of New York lived happily thereafter. That is why; someone has rightly said that “YOU DON’T MESS UP WITH THE ZOHAN”.

THE DARK KNIGHT !!!

Where is the money? Again, a bank has been looted. Bruce Wayne & his Co. and Mr. Gordon are very much concerned about it. Mr. Gordon is very smart enough to spot the location, where the dacoits have stored the looted money. But, Lau played the trick at the last minute. He just took a flight to Hong Kong, with all the money. Why Maroni is very much tensed? Well, there is a Batman and there is a Bad man. The Bad man demanded 50% of the entire money to kill Batman.

Oops, to who did Rachel loves actually? Is it Bruce Wayne or Harvey Dent? Anyway, Dent and Wayne became good friends. Are you people aware of the Sonar technology? It really helped to track Lau and his associates. Hmm, the Bad man will kill a citizen of Gotham each day, if Batman does not reveal his identity. The arrested Lau said that he is good at numbers and he is aware of every client, he has worked with. The Joker has started killing. Is Mr. Gordon dead or alive? Relax baby; the war is still on.

The public of Gotham is furious now. They want Batman to surrender. Now, look, who has surrendered? Ha ha ha, the Bad man never forgets to add some spices in any kind of actions. It was really a mad race on the streets of Gotham. Oops, can you see that black hawkish 4-wheeler? After the damage control, it transformed into a motorbike with the tires of F-1 car, he he he…Two children was imagining a video game, while sitting inside their car, but they were watching the real fight.

After lots of high-profile drama and actions, Lau and the Joker are under the Police custody. Please give a big round of applause, as Mr. Gordon has got promotion. The Police Commissioner went back to his home to see his beloved wife and son. The wife was very happy to get a hug from her hubby. However, the Bad man is always one step ahead of the Batman. Someone is missing from somewhere. Batman starts the interrogation but got fooled again. Harvey was not there, where he was expected. Dent was at the Rachel’s place and vice-versa. He lost his one half of his face but the explosion on the other place proved to be deadly for her.

Mr. Reese knows everything about the Bad man. Now, the Joker had no other options, rather than to press the remote control. However, before pressing that remote button, Dent has been brainwashed. Oho, what a dangerous nurse he is? Is there any problem with the remote button? Just press it again and get inside the yellow bus. The performance is very simple, yet too dangerous. Do you people know how he got that scratch marks? Is he burning only the money or Lau? Why only 50% of money is burning? Because, he has the other half and Lau’s men are bound to work for him.

Dent has gone mad and taking actions by following the probabilistic theory of his coin, where the probability of the outcome of Heads are always 1, like it was, in the ‘Sholay’ film. Everyone is leaving Gotham, after hearing the threats from the Bad man. The Joker gave them an assignment. The people of one boat have to kill the people on the other boat, by pressing the button. But, no one is as cheap as the Joker. So, nobody pressed the button. That Sonar technology has been implemented in all the mobile networks of Gotham and someone has to track the exact location of the Bad man.

The Batman found the Bad man, but there was some confusion in that building. Who were the real hostages? Well, later, Gordon tackled it well, by sending his men at the right time. The Joker is no more, as Batman always kills a Bad man. The brainwashed Harvey wants to kill the wife and son of Gordon, because Gordon was late to save Dent’s beloved Rachel. Who murdered Dent? Is it feasible for the Batman to remain alive? In that deadly night, the “THE DARK KNIGHT” of Christopher Nolan have vanished completely leaving behind the fabulous memories of superb performances of Heath Ledger, Christian Bale and others.

MIRACLE

If you ever see a player wearing pads, helmets and swinging umbrella sticks and that too, on a skating rink, then of course he is not playing Rugby or Cricket or Golf, but the Ice Hockey. Oho, can you see a totally demoralized and dejected ice hockey team of USA. These players have lost so many matches, that they have lost faith in themselves. They forgot the definition of the word ‘victory’. The Coach and the Assistant Coach are annoyed, but they never gave up. They reduced the entire team size, with the approval of Mr. Walter. All the players were now requested to do the practice sessions with new strategies.

Well, let those players practice for some days. Within that time, let us have a brief idea about Ice Hockey. This game is basically the game of hockey on ice rinks, but here, fighting of rugby is allowed and instead of a ball, a small disk shaped item is used, which is popularly known as Puck. In this game, there are only 6 players, out of which there are 3 strikers, 2 defenders and 1 goal keeper. The rink is surrounded by long glasses and Goal posts are not situated at the end of two sides. That is, you can play the puck behind the goal post also. Players can be substituted at any time of the game. The game continues for 80 minutes, with 20 minutes in each of the 4 periods. In a team, there are around 18 to 20 players.

Oh, my goodness, there is no unity among the players of this USA ice hockey team. They are fighting among themselves. Look at these two fools. They are yet to forget their college life rivalry. The funny thing is that one of them is a striker and another one is a defender, but Mr. Herb is the real coach to give them an herbal treatment on their mentalities. The coach is feeling demoralized with his entire team members, but his wife Patti gave him the moral support indirectly. See the fun. The beautiful chicks are causing some distractions on the players’ mind. The players need to concentrate on their game only. It is easier said than done, but still they tried to do it.

The exhibition match was a like a rugby match, where the USSR team players were pouncing on the USA players. As a net result, one of the strikers of the USA team was badly injured. Not only have that, it was a very humiliating defeat in the hands of Soviet Union players. After all; how can the USA media tolerate that defeat, as USSR has always been an arch-rival of USA? Patti told Mr. Herb to relax and try again from the scratch. In the Christmas party, all the team players gifted a whip to the coach. Mr. Herb does not require a whip to make a united team. By the way, who is the best goal keeper? Is it Steve or Jim Craig? Well, the time will tell it.

The Winter Olympics has begun. USA is going to play against Sweden in the first match. Really, it is again a poor performance by the USA team in the first half. During the break, there was a war of words between the Coach and the Striker. Mr. Herb told them to ‘Play it hard’. He is quite right. To combat any attack, you need to counter-attack with some extra force, otherwise, the word ‘attack’ has no meaning at all. That drawn match lifted the morale of USA Ice hockey team. The Czech team was totally thrashed. Step by step, the USA team started defeating all the other teams to emerge into the Semi-Final.

The Semi- Final match between USA and USSR is on. It is a deadly war or you can say it as a roller coaster ride, with lots of suspense. Even a fraction of a second was accountable, because both the teams were playing the match with superb speed and utmost agility that deserves a round of applause. Is Jim Craig injured? Why USA team was termed as Underdogs in this Winter Olympics. Why Mr. Herb went into that quiet room to celebrate about something after 5 minutes. Someone announced inside the ice hockey stadium that Mr. Herb’s team has produced a “MIRACLE” of Gavin O’ Connor, which features Kurt Russell and others.