Thursday, April 12, 2012

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE !!!

An unknown object in the outer space started gulping the spacecrafts. Tension increased between the US and the USSR. UK was more concerned about it, because a war between US and USSR would have started another World War. The spy of UK was enjoying with a Chinese girl in Hongkong. That Chinese girl was very tasty like a Peking duck. As per the newspaper headlines, the Naval Commander was murdered. The so-called dead body got recovered by two divers to board it on a submarine. Penny said, ‘I Love you’.

In Tokyo, the sumo fight began. After hearing, ‘I Love you’ from him, she gave him a lift in her car. Mr. Henderson spent around 28 years in Japan but still he liked Russian Vodka. Before he could finish saying all the secrets, somebody stabbed at his back with a knife. He got some important photos from the office of Osito Chemicals. While running after the girl, he fell down to enter the den of Mr. Tanaka. It was Ning-Po in that photo. They decided to track that ship.

In Japan, men come first and then women, but, the act of slavery by the Japanese girls are of so high-standard that you will like all the Japanese girls to enjoy themselves with you in your bed. Mr. Fisher of Empire Chemicals met Mr.Osito and Miss Grant. Mr. Fisher and Aki went to Kobe dock from where the Ning-Po will start its journey towards Shanghai. The ship used to carry Liquid Oxygen to Ama Island. Tiger took him to the Ninja training center to give him proper training. Number 11 killed Mr. Fisher? Little Nellie arrived in Japan. 

It was looking like an inactive volcanic area with a big crater in the middle of the dried magma hills. The helicopters chased him, but, Little Nellie was very powerful in terms of hi-fi modern technologies. This time, a Russian spacecraft got gulped by an unknown object in the outer space. Both US and USSR became furious on each other. Tanaka planned to install all his men in and around the Ama Island. Aki got poisoned by a special Japanese string. In Japan, after marriage, a man has to live in the house of his wife.

As per the Japanese rituals, he got married to a Japanese girl of that Ama Island. In the Ryuzuki Island near the mainland, a fisher-woman died. They explored inside the cave to find out that it was Phosgene gas to keep strangers away from that place. Number 11 got eaten by a Piranha fish. Americans decided to launch their spacecraft with a condition that if their spacecraft gets gulped this time, then they would go for a war against USSR. They kept their honeymoon on the hill on hold to find out the exact nature of that crater. 

The girl was instructed to come back with Tiger and his modern Ninjas. The astronauts got non-financial bailout from the prison. The bald-headed man with the fatty white pussy cat on his hand called upon the reserved astronaut. The culprit thought that he was impregnable, though he was not. The artificial demon got destroyed in the outer space. US called back all the fleet of drones and air-fighter planes. No war started between US and USSR. Both UK and Japan felt relieved. 

The artificial volcanic eruptions took place at that island. Tanaka and his men managed to come out of that place through that secret tunnel. They resumed their honeymoon on the life-boat, though, the submarine got them. Penny was happy to see her colleague alive and back again, though with another girl. Why the staffs of the Secret Investigating and Intelligence Agency of the United Kingdom sometimes used to appraise him by saying, “YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.”?

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

NEXT !!!

Time and tide waits for none, but, if you know beforehand, what will happen in your future time, you may probably get a chance to change your own destiny into a better one than what you saw about it beforehand. The man who used to show magic in Las Vegas as Frank Cadillac had a power to see the future 2 minutes ahead of the current time. 

The nuclear ammunition got stolen. The FBI agent, Ferris wanted that man to utilize him to get to the culprits. Cris stole the car from outside that casino. Mr. Roybal, the Casino owner got killed by the culprits. FBI agents failed to arrest Cris. He saw Miss Coopers 2 minutes ahead of her arrival at the restaurant. Maybe, it was her destiny. They headed off towards Flagstaff after a good friendship.

In the night, they stayed in a Motel, as the roads were blocked due to some natural calamities. Human Brain is the best tool of intelligence in the Universe. Inside the human brain, there lies a small gland, which controls all the instructions of intelligence and processes them for effective decisions. In ancient days, hermits used to do meditation or yoga to gain full control of that gland to have a visual idea about the near future.

Somehow, Elizabeth started liking him and fell in love with him. In the peaceful night, they performed their intercourse silently. After intercourse, he fell asleep to see his near future. The FBI agent and the culprits wanted him to fully utilize his power. When he was single, he could see 2 minutes ahead, but, quite a longer, when he was with Liz.

Was he able to save her from the bomb blast? Was he able to track out all the snipers? The nuclear ammunition was not there. Was he able to track the exact location where it had been kept? He opened his eyes. He changed his plans now. He requested the lady FBI agent to keep Elizabeth out of all these things. The FBI agent agreed and he also agreed to help the FBI. Well; He started his venture to change his destiny; what was “NEXT”?

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS !!!

1000 years ago, four great wizards founded the Magical School of Hogwarts. In the wizard world, the wizard who belonged to the family of pure blood always disliked the wizard of mud bloods family. The caste system existed. 50 years back, someone opened that chamber of secrets. The girl who got killed did not leave her place of death even after dying.


The slave of the Malfoy family wanted to save the life of Mr. Potter and warned him to skip the academic session at the Hogwarts School. His friends took him away from his uncle’s house. Instead of ‘Diagon Alley’, he said ‘Diagonally’, but, with the help of Hagrid, he reached the right place. Why Mr. Malfoy gave that old diary to Ginny. They started their journey towards their school.


Dobby blocked the magical entrance to the platform, and they missed the train. They underestimated that four-wheeler. It was a magical car and it was rightly owned by an employee of the Ministry of Magic. The train was just behind them. They drove the car well. The tree tried to kill them, but failed to do so. Professor Lockhart was a very popular professor of the school, though he was also expert in bluffing about his skills and talents.


The juices extracted from the screaming roots of the Mandrake tree were used as a medicine to de-petrify anything. Only he was able to hear those sounds. The petrified form of that cat with the statements written in blood on the wall signaled something. Everyone on that spot doubted on Harry. Professor Lockhart saved that poor guy in that situation, though the entire school started doubting on Harry.


The game was on. The Slytherin team was leading by 60 points against the Gryffindor team. After a great chasing drama, Mr. Potter got hold of that little ball with wings to win the match. Ron started vomiting as its magic wand back-fired on him. To find out the secret, Hermione created a special juice for Harry and Ron to transform into the physical appearance of other two fatty Slytherin students. 


Lord Voldemort transferred some of his powers to Potter, though unintentionally. That’s why; Harry knew the Parseltongue, the language of Snakes. Phoenix always used to rise from ashes and their tears had the healing powers.  The Mr. Riddle’s diary took him 50 years back to confuse him by saying that Hagrid opened the door of the chamber of secrets. 

The demon took the daughter of the Governor at its den and sent a warning message that her skeleton would by lying forever in the chamber of secrets. The Minister Fudge arrested Hagrid and sent him to the prison of Azkaban. The cloak of Harry’s father helped them to hear all the discussions. Mr. Malfoy played the trick to keep Professor Dumbledore out of the Hogwarts for quite some time.

As per Hagrid’s hints, they started following the spiders and met the leader of the spider society. Spiders were not as faithful as dogs, but, that magical car was. The car rescued at the right time and dropped them at the right spot. 50 years back, the girl died inside the bathroom. That was a hint that the demon attacks through the plumbing only. The door of the chamber was beside the bathrooms only. 

Professor Lockhart tried to create some trouble as he was a very coward person, but, his magic wand back-fired and he lost his memory. Mr. Potter found Ginny and the Tom inside the chamber. Dumbledore’s song-bird came inside to give him the Black Hat and the hidden sword of Grover Gryffindor inside that Hat. The battle was on. The Phoenix blinded the demon. So, the risk of dying after staring at its eyes was not there anymore.

Was the Hero of the Gryffindor group of the Hogwarts School able to win the battle? Was he able to proof the game played by Mr. Malfoy? Was Dobby able to get rid of his slavery? Was Hagrid able to get a bailout?  To get these answers, you have to watch out for the “HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.”

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

MONALISA SMILE !!!

She had her first dating when she was 18 years old. Everything got changed after the Pearl Harbor. Time passed on. She had an affair with the Hollywood star. After some time, to get rid of something, she joined the Art History Department of the Wellesley College to make a change in the life of people. The new academic year began.  The students were very studious. They had the tendency to complete reading all the text books and then frustrating the teacher in the classroom by answering all the answers of the questions with detailed descriptions. 

Katherine now came up with the paintings which were out of the syllabus to let the students think out of the box. What is an art? Who decides whether an art is good or bad? Perceptions of humans vary from one to the other. The art which you like the most; maybe, completely hated by the other person. But, there are many paintings in this world which got no recognition when they were created but only after 200 or 300 years down the line, when humans started doing research on paintings and its ancient, unique sophistication.

Amanda Armstrong got thrown out of the campus because as a college nurse, she used to supply contraceptives to the hostel girls. Amanda was feeling very lonely in the campus after the death of her companion who served that college for 30 years. Bill always used to sleep with his students. He knew Italian and used to teach in an Army Institute, but, everyone assumed him to be an ex-soldier. Bill also never tried to tell them the truth.  Betty was under pressure from her mom to get married to Spencer.

When a college student gets married and misses several classes, a teacher generally starts ignoring that student. So, Betty faced some uncomfortable situations. Joan loved Tommy. Joan always wanted to join a Law College to become a Lawyer. So, she applied for it. The President Carr of the College was unhappy with Miss Watson as she was not abiding by the traditional rules and regulations of the college to teach her students. Connie fell in love with Charlie. Betty was feeling jealous of her classmates.

Giselle was after Dunbar. Bill got stunned to meet the fiancé of Miss Watson. How can Paul come back after three months to get her engaged with him with the help of a ring? Katherine broke up with Paul on that very night only. Betty poisoned the ears of Connie about Charlie. After the miscommunications, Connie went to his dormitory to apologize. Katherine made a deal of love relationship with Bill that he couldn’t sleep again with any of his students. Giselle became a harlot. Betty was unhappy with Spencer as he never used to sleep with her.

The newspaper article clearly stated that a girl takes birth in this world to fill up the roles. A woman should get married first and then study rather than coming out as a successful graduate and then going for marriage. Miss Watson tried to convince Joan that she can handle her own family by becoming a lawyer also. Tommy had no problem if Joan goes to Philadelphia to study Law, but, Joan gave more priority to her new family. Giselle was enjoying with all types of men but Betty was not. Everyone understood the mental outbursts of Betty.

After the annual review of Katherine, the College Authority sent a strict instruction to her. If you are in a system, you have to follow the rules and regulations of the system. The teacher was told not to make friendship with her colleagues and students in that college. If she agrees to sign the conditions that she will not teach any topic outside the prescribed syllabus of the college and don’t provide counseling to the students without the prior permission of the College Authority, then only she can continue as a teacher in the Wellesley College.

When you decide to change yourself for the sake of remaining inside the system to earn your bread and butter, then, probably, you are telling a big lie to your soul that you are happy with your life. When you quit from something without going for the compromise, the world label you as a quitter, but, they cannot measure the depth of the smile within your heart. Betty went for the divorce and decided to spend some time with Giselle at Greenwich Village. Pablo Picasso also failed to answer the question, ‘How can that “MONALISA SMILE”?’

Monday, April 9, 2012

PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF !!!

As per the Greek mythology; Zeus, Poseidon and Hades came to power by killing their own father ruthlessly. In this world, there are species, who are half humans and half Gods. They are known as demigods as they are kids of the Greek Gods. When a God lives in the Earth, he tends to forget his responsibilities as a God and starts behaving like a human. That’s why; a bill got passed at the Assembly of Olympus in heaven that not a single Greek God will keep any physical connection with their kids, but, mentally, they can, in the time of danger. Hercules and Achilles were the heroes among the demigods.

Mr. Jackson had dyslexia. Was it really so? The substitute English teacher attacked him inside the museum. Mr. Brunner gave him a pen and requested him to look for a self-cover. Grover became his protector. The monster who worked under Hades took his mom away. Welcome to the Half-Blood Training Camp. His protector is a Satyr and the man who gave him the pen is a Centaur, popularly called as Chiron. The son of the God of the messenger and information included him in his Blue Squad. The task was to get the red flag. The daughter of the Greek Goddess of wisdom and battle strategies was his tough competitor. Luckily, the stream of water was nearer to the battleground. His father healed all his wounds as Poseidon is the Greek God of Seas.

Zeus created a very powerful Lightning Bolt, but, someone stole it to become more powerful.  Zeus doubted on Poseidon and gave him the time till 21st June; otherwise, there would be a war. The wars of Greek Gods had always led to severe natural calamities in the Planet Earth. Percy traced that his mom had been kept in the Underground. He along with his friends came out of the camp to start their journey towards the Underground. Luke gave him the flying shoes and a special shield. Zeus forcefully married a woman. That’s why; that woman was not at all happy as his wife and he always used to go for secret dating with strangers. Getting inside the Underworld is very easy but to come of out of there, you need to have pearls.

They were three in number. So, they started their search for three pearls. To fetch the 1st pearl, they faced a tough battle from a woman who was cursed by Goddess Athena long time back. Whoever stared at her eyes became a statue. Percy beheaded her and took that head with them to use it as a weapon. To fetch the 2nd pearl, they fought with the Hydra, the monster. If you cut one head of Hydra, then two heads come up at that place. Moreover, a Hydra’s middle head emits out fire from its mouth like a Dragon. The power of water helped Jackson to tackle it and that beheaded head of that dead woman was a good weapon indeed. Grover was impressed. To fetch the 3rd pearl, they went to Las Vegas. The Lotus flowers let them enjoy five days inside that hotel. Wake up, Percy! Percy and his friends woke up and got out from there with that third pearl. In many places around the world, the natural calamities caused havoc. That was the signal that the Greek Gods were in a mood to start a deadly war with each other.

In the Underground, his uncle Hades found the lightning bolt inside that special Shield, but, his wife tackled the situation well to make him inactive for sometime because she was unhappy with him due to his cruel and abusive nature towards her. They were four in number but had only three pearls. Grover stayed with her to fulfill her hunger.  Before he could enter through the entrance to Olympus, the Lightning Thief stopped him. The son of Hermes wanted to become the ruler of three worlds by becoming more powerful than the other Gods. But, as a demigod, you can only become a Hero, not a God. Was Percy able to maintain peace in the Universe? Was the daughter of Athena successful in getting her beloved one as her life partner? To have more idea about it, you have to enjoy watching “PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF.”