Sunday, July 29, 2018

FINDING NEMO !!!

Mr. Ray was very happy to see an orange colored clown fish with white stripes as his new student. On the 1st day of his school life, he proved that he can swim in the ocean water with his little fin, but, after a few moments, he got caught by a diver. The speed boat headed towards Sydney Harbor. Marlin followed the speed boat but was of no use. On the way, the Clown Fish got Dory as his friend. Dory had a problem of short term memory loss. 

Bruce along with two dolphins wanted to form an union of fish communities, but, sharks are always sharks; the moment they smell the blood, they start eating the fishes. Dory and Marlin swam down the deepest point of the ocean. There they encountered a creature with a natural lamp. In that light, they read the letters written on the green colored mask. They started their journey to find P.Sherman of 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney.

The dentist bought the little clown fish and kept it inside the aquarium. All the inhabitants of that aquarium welcomed the little clown fish. The little clown fish succeeded in swimming through the Ring of Fire and got a new name, Sharkbait. All the fishes were scared of Darla, the niece of the dentist. They made a plan to increase impurities inside the aquarium. They had a plan. After all; all drains lead to oceans.

The grey-colored fishes helped Marlin and Dory with some tips and tricks to reach Sydney Harbor. Instead of taking the route in between the terrain, Marlin chose to swim above the terrain. As a net result, they had to play the game of run and chase in the midst of those beautiful, yet deadly pink colored jelly-fishes to prevent themselves from those poisonous jelly-filled tentacles. 

When Marlin woke up, he found himself at the back of a sea turtle whose age was 150 years. The entire battalion of sea-turtles was going to cross the dangerous East Australian Current. The little sea-turtle learned to swim and his father was very happy to see that. After a certain distance, Dory and Marlin had to take another route through a small ridge. They landed safely to get out of that East Australian Current.

Dory knew the language of whales. The little whale was about to eat them but retreated by seeing the bigger whale. Marlin and Dory entered inside the big whale’s mouth. Again, Dory spoke in the language of whales. This time, the Whale released them into the ocean. Dory thanked the Sir Whale. A dedicated father was searching for his son. That news got spread in the ocean. All the creatures of that ocean were impressed to hear that news.

Darla came to her uncle’s house. She took out the new fish from the aquarium. The little clown fish was pretending to be dead. The Pelican recognized that Marlin was that dedicated father who was in news. Marlin and Dory sat on the Pelican’s beak. When the Pelican reached the dentist’s house, the clown fish was already flushed in the drains. Did Marlin succeed to get back his son in the animated movie, “FINDING NEMO?”

LIONS FOR LAMBS !!!

Is it necessary to attend the class, to secure a B grade, or is it that, I am going to fail? At least, those two guys have volunteered, what the hell, you are doing? You are one of those, who give

lectures, but at the time of implementation, put his step backwards.

What is the difference between “Fail to try and try to fail”? At the end of the day, you are in the same position. But, as a human being, if you try, then probably, you can proudly say, at least we are doing something. Today, to curb terrorism, they took that decision. Those who went there from Harvard University never came back.

As a Senator, do you think that military operation in Afghanistan is the right thing to do? Why have you attacked Iraq? It is only because; it was emerging as one of the “First World” countries. Yes, we commit, it was a mistake, but, can you justify the attack of 9/11? Were you not shocked, when there was terror everywhere in America?

Professor, have you ever been in a situation, where you have to revolt against the system. Yes, of course, in your college days, you need to decide, which is right and which is wrong? Then, as per your conscience, go for revolt.

I really liked the Presentation they gave. The USA government is spending lots of money for the war against Afghanistan, but not in the educational system. 73% people along the USA-Mexican border do not even passed Class VIII. Around 65% people in California do not know the name of the President or the Senator. No country can be perfect; it has to be made better. So, we have decided to join this unit, instead of earning huge money.

Don’t you think that, you are repeating the same story that USA government did, to tackle the Vietnamese. Where is the proof that Afghanistan is our enemy? Iran is helping Iraq, to pass the terrorists from Iraq to Afghanistan. We are just stunned. After 9/11, what kind of proof do you want? Why for such tribal gangs or craps, our economy, our countrymen will suffer. That does not mean that we should send young fresh blood to that deadly zone. We are not drafting them; they are joining with their own self-conscience.

So, you people decided to join that unit. Yeah, we will kill our enemies, and if we come back, then surely, we will change the society. Well, I appreciate the fact, that you people have taken a bold patriotic step and the society can be changed, but only if, you can come back from that deadly zone.

Come on; don’t tell me that, the No. 1 military force of the world is still unable to catch hold of them. That is the reason, why people are so tensed, our young blood are confused and ready for battle. Please answer a simple question, do you want an end of Global Terrorism or not? Give the answer in either Yes or No. Of course, yes. But? But what? We have done a mistake to attack Iraq, and you, the media people sold that story for your own business. If you people would have suppressed the news, then maybe, there would have been no 9/11 attacks.

Talibans are approaching. Can we save them? No, I will not let this interview to be published in our newspaper. Where is our ethics gone? Why we need to sell the news, what our government wants us to do? So, what grade have you received from that professor? Are they still alive?
Don’t worry, readers, this is a burning topic, with lots of realistic thrills in it. Can you justify, why a German soldier wrote a poem on the British army men, stating that, the British soldiers are like lions, but their generals are like lambs. In modern scenario, who rules, Lions or the Lambs?

I know, after reading these lines, you are feeling as if someone is playing badminton inside your brain. Be cool and calm, take a beer bottle, sit on the sofa set, and enjoy watching the VCD of a film, where you can see “Tom Cruise” in a superb dynamic role, along with Meryl Streep, Robert Redford, Michael Peña, Andrew Garfield, Peter Berg and Kevin Dunn. The name of this famous film is “LIONS FOR LAMBS”.

NEXT !!!

Time and tide waits for none, but, if you know beforehand, what will happen in your future time, you may probably get a chance to change your own destiny into a better one than what you saw about it beforehand. The man who used to show magic in Las Vegas as Frank Cadillac had a power to see the future 2 minutes ahead of the current time. 


The nuclear ammunition got stolen. The FBI agent, Ferris wanted that man to utilize him to get to the culprits. Cris stole the car from outside that casino. Mr. Roybal, the Casino owner got killed by the culprits. FBI agents failed to arrest Cris. He saw Miss Coopers 2 minutes ahead of her arrival at the restaurant. Maybe, it was her destiny. They headed off towards Flagstaff after a good friendship.


In the night, they stayed in a Motel, as the roads were blocked due to some natural calamities. Human Brain is the best tool of intelligence in the Universe. Inside the human brain, there lies a small gland, which controls all the instructions of intelligence and processes them for effective decisions. In ancient days, hermits used to do meditation or yoga to gain full control of that gland to have a visual idea about the near future.


Somehow, Elizabeth started liking him and fell in love with him. In the peaceful night, they performed their intercourse silently. After intercourse, he fell asleep to see his near future. The FBI agent and the culprits wanted him to fully utilize his power. When he was single, he could see 2 minutes ahead, but, quite a longer, when he was with Liz.


Was he able to save her from the bomb blast? Was he able to track out all the snipers? The nuclear ammunition was not there. Was he able to track the exact location where it had been kept? He opened his eyes. He changed his plans now. He requested the lady FBI agent to keep Elizabeth out of all these things. The FBI agent agreed and he also agreed to help the FBI. Well; He started his venture to change his destiny; what was “NEXT”?

ICE AGE !!!

20,000 years back, a baby got lost in the wild icy domain. Sid found it. The humans had their settlements on the other side of the glacier. Diego was after it, but, alas, the Manfred came into his way. The new weird herd decided to return that baby to its parents.



The sweet Pinky attracted everyone to get love and affection from everyone in the herd, especially from Manny. They started their journey. Diego always tried to have his prey but failed to do so. They opted for a shortcut route to reach their destination much faster.



They entered inside the icy cave. Sid looked at the natural museum inside the cave. From little sea-fishes to dinosaurs to a spaceship, everything was there, though it looked very scary. Pinky was a very naughty baby, but, nevertheless, the icy, slippery roller-coaster ride was really a thrilling and entertaining ride for all of them.



They kept on marching and entered another rocky cave where humans used to live. Humans were expert in painting everything on the rocky walls of the cave about whatever they saw. There were the paintings of lions hunting an antelope. Even there was a painting of a mammoth enjoying himself with his family members.



Manfred became emotional and nostalgic too. Actually, humans were barbarians at that ancient age, where they used to hunt mammoth also without considering about the fact that every wild animal also have their own babies, life partners & other family members. Maybe, the hunger in your belly deletes the word, ‘social’ from your brain.



Sid felt the heat under his foot. Manfred and Diego thought that Sid was acting like an attention-seeker only. But, the river of lava welcomed them at the very next moment. Diego understood the meaning of friendship when Manfred saved him by taking risk of his life. Diego also realized the importance of being a part of a herd.



Soto, the leader of his pack, was very much eager to have the prey to have a meal. Diego promised to bring the prey along with a bigger meal. Diego told them to be ready with the large pack. The chilly wind was too chilly for them. They took shelter inside a rocky cave, where, Sid became the Lord of the Flame by rubbing the stones.



Pinky learned to walk by its own. Everyone was so happy to see the baby’s first walk. Manfred and Sid understood the trap of Diego. Diego realized his mistake but he gave respect to the friendship of Manfred and Sid. After all, Diego have learnt the principles of remaining in a herd. In a herd, there is always a unity in diversity.



The man thought that his baby was dead. Only the locket of the baby was there with him. But, what he saw in the very next moment was just amazing. Humans are social animals though in many a times, they don’t act like a social animal. But, sometimes, the wild animals do act socially because they always love and respect their small society even in a very remote wild jungle also. Were they successful in their mission? To know about it, you have to experience the 3D revolution of “ICE AGE”.



THE MASK !!!

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The banker used to live in a rented house with a little dog. He was fond of weekend parties and hot chicks. One day, a hot customer visited his office. According to him, the design of his tie resembled power. The customer wanted a confirmation whether his carrot is as powerful as the design of his tie. The lens of the camera was focused on the target. The villain started making the plan of a bank robbery, though he had internal rivalry with his boss.

On a dark night, someone got a mask. It used to work at nights only like a magnet. It attracted him and he became a joker to rock the party where the bombshell was performing. How can she forget that deep kiss? The villain became jealous. Who robbed the bank?  In the next morning, the cop visited his house again, though there was no proof against him. The reporter loved him. Is it really a love or just a trap for the nicest guy in the town?

The doctor wrote a book about the masks that we wear. Is it just a fiction or does it have some resemblance with the real life. Stanley failed to prove because it does not work at daytime. Finally, the cop got a glimpse of that joker while he was trying to kiss her at a park. The entire police force was ready to shoot him, but, alas, the joker started dancing like Michael Jackson and all the cops started shaking their body parts. The reporter gave a lift to the banker.

The villain got the mask to become a demon and he killed his rival at a casino. He was in the jail. The hot customer came to see him. Had he got another one minute, he would have enjoyed her deep kiss as an original Stanley only. The woman’s life was in danger. The doggy became successful in climbing up that wall to reach his master. The master tactfully masterminded his doggy to snatch the key from the guard.

The bomb was set to explode after 9.57 minutes. The demon wanted to kiss her but his tongue was like that of a reptile. With frustration, the demon removed the mask and started the deep kiss. The woman gave a kick at the mask. The doggy received it because he had the practice of snatching the flying-disc which used to be thrown by his master. The mask attracted the dog. The doggy became ferocious and started ruling the show till his master removed the mask. Now, it was turn for the joker.

The joker came and rescued his beloved one. After all, the mask always used to express one’s internal desires publicly. Will the villain get the desired punishment? The mask was thrown into the sea water and the colleague of the banker tried to take it, but the doggy was sharp enough to have a strict vigilance on that regard. Will the banker get the deep kisses from her beloved hot customer as an original Stanley? To get the answer of this question, you have to watch “THE MASK” of Greene & Diaz.


KING KONG !!!


The theater unit got closed. The film producer was desperately searching for a girl to play the role of heroine in his next film. It was not as easy task to convince that girl for the next film. But, as the film was based on a novel written by Jack Driscoll, the girl agreed to work with that film producer. After all, Miss Darrow was a die-hard fan of Jack Driscoll, the play writer. Mr. Baxter was casted to work as the hero for this film. Captain Eaglehorn was not happy with Carl for not getting any payment. Mr. Hayes always used to look after Jimmy as his elder brother. Preston, the personal assistant of Mr. Denham welcomed Annie.

The ship started sailing in the sea. Annie had a perception about the play writer after reading his several writings. But, a play writer’s personality and character cannot be judged by his writings only. Slowly and steadily, Mr. Driscoll started falling in love. The shooting of the film continued on the ship itself. Someone was hearing the conversation between the film producer and the script writer. It was very hard for the film producer to negotiate with Mr. Hayes and Captain Eaglehorn. After few moments, the message came from the control room to sail the ship towards Rangoon. But, by then, it was too late for them. 

Just a few kilometers away from Singapore, there was an extremely foggy area in the sea where lies the dangerous Skull Island. The Skull Island was still unexplored by the sailors and explorers, but, whosoever tried to explore that island in the past had never come back. The tribal inhabitants of that island were actually man-eaters, but, they regarded a monster as their God. A little tribal girl was not fond of chocolates. The battle began. Mr. Hayes, Eaglehorn and their teammates came to the rescue act and got back to the ship again. In that night, the tribal people targeted the weaker sex of human race. The ship started again, but Ann was missing.

The tribal people gave the meal to the monster that lived behind that 100 feet wall. The monster fell in love with her at first sight. The monster started playing with that girl as if it is a nice little living doll for him. After some hours, Annie realized that the monster had a very strong emotional quotient. The tribal people left that island and remain hidden somewhere. Behind that 100 feet wall, the island is really a dead zone for humans. Carl told Mr. Baxter to give a pose in front of some vegetarian Dinosaurs. The vegetarian Dinosaurs panicked and started running. The non-vegetarian Dinosaurs were small in size but they were great predators.

Miss Darrow ran away from the monster, but, it was of no use as she reached that zone of the island which was a den of non-vegetarian Dinosaurs. The Great Gorilla showed his skills and powers to kill all those Dinosaurs. Now, Ann started liking that monster. The big animal was not able to talk but could feel all the lovely sentiments and emotions like a human being. Mr. Hayes died after acting like an elder brother of Jimmy. The big sized worms, cockroaches, termites and spiders were too tough to handle. Mr. Driscoll was desperate to save his honey. Mr. Denham was determined to complete his film despite the sacrifice of his two best crew members.  

Once upon a time, Captain Eaglehorn used to capture live animals by using bottles filled with Chloroform. Carl wanted to utilize that skill in that scenario. Miss Darrow opened her eyes and saw Mr. Driscoll. The bats were chasing Jack. The monster had to fight with the bats. One of those bats carried the love-birds towards the river. The monster was running in towards the 100 feet wall to get back Ann. Mr. Denham and his teammates took the monster in captivity. The film producer was overwhelmed. He had a plan to organize a show in New York where this monster will be shown to the audiences as the 8th wonder of the world.

In New York, the show started. The monster got angry to see the false story being getting played in the drama. Mr. Baxter, the coward took the credit of becoming a real hero. Ann was not there on the stage. The monster came out of the stage to search for his lovely living doll. The monster was doing no harm after meeting Miss Darrow on the top of a skyscraper. But, the human society is sometimes too cruel for the other animals. The US Air Force gunned down the monster. Annie was helpless. The play writer got back his real life heroine. As per Carl, the attraction towards the beauty of a beautiful woman killed the beast, “KING KONG”.

ANGELS AND DEMONS !!!

The Pope of the Vatican City is now dead. The four contestants for his successor post are also missing. There is no one available to sit on that throne. What are you up to now? The boss wants the collision. Wow, the antimatter has been formed. It is very deadly, once it comes in contact with any kind of matter. My goodness, someone has killed him inside his lab? What is this sign on his chest? One eye is missing.


How can you identify me? I saw that sign on your bag. There are many people to do this investigation. Why me? It is only because, you have been researching on the history and symbols throughout your life. By the way, what are illuminati? This symbol is related to them. Once upon a time, Vatican City took some of the scientists as prisoners. Is it a war between Science and Religion or are we going to bridge the gap?

Why you people don’t read your own history? Hey, Professor, do you believe in God? If Science will do everything with its own power, then what is left for the God? Where is that antimatter now? So, we only have the time till midnight. Can we visit the archives room? So, you people have decided to be in Conclave. Ok, let the investigation begin from here.


What is the significance of the number 503? Is it the 5th book and its 3rd Edition or vice-versa? Anyway, it was a journal of Galileo. Just do that again. What is written here? It is written in English. Oh! My God, you have stolen it. She has stolen it. Earth, Air, Water and Fire are the four important things that they believe in. Do you know the location of that church? It is very simple logic. Angels give the direction and the demons follow the path.


Two are already killed. They know that I am here to investigate. Again, I need to visit the archives room. When there is a power cut, there is no oxygen inside the room. Glasses are very strong. Let me use your pistol. Hmm…someone tried to kill me. Well, we had no idea. That means that there are some infiltrators inside the church. Excuse me, that man built a chapel. Where is it? Probably, one chapel is enough for them.


Do you mean that someone has used that injection to kill him? Come with me, I am going to see my father. Hey, professor, are you ok. Is that the west direction? Please follow my instructions as a responsible cop. You stand here, let us see, what is there in that van? Hey, you, please help me, this man is drowning. Where have they kept you? We have to reach the dead end.


Listen to me, you people come out from this conclave and let the world know about that God’s particle. Sorry, we cannot do that. Hey, someone has taken the journals from this drawer. Is it the Swiss Head Guard? Look at the symbol. Hello, viewers, till now, there is no clear idea about the next successor of the late Pope of Vatican City. Where is that antimatter kept? Already it is 11.19 PM.


You cannot do that. I have the full right to claim those journals. These are my private properties. Sorry, you are under the administrative law of Vatican City, you cannot have it. Can you please take a flash light? This is the final destination. I would have easily killed you, but you are weaponless. Be careful, because they are men of God. This is the man, just shoot him.


The antimatter is kept there. We have only seven minutes in our hand. This place is too cold. It is a real problem. Ok, let me solve the issue. Within five minutes, that man came down from the helicopter. Just listen to that clapping sound. Is he the next successor? What is the significance of this key?


This is the place, from where he used to monitor everyone. What is there in this video? Hmm, now we understand everything. But, do it gently. Let me burn my spirit in front of my Holy Father. He is the next Pope. You are saying that you don’t believe in God, but you surely do. You can write about it in future but write it gently. What are those “ANGELS AND DEMONS” referred by Dan Brown, Tom Hanks and others of Vatican City?

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

SABYASACHI !!!

'Desh holo maa, maatribhoomi; aar tumi tomaar nijer desheyi golaam.' 'Tofaat holo, tomraa chaao, ami daabi kori.' 'Freedom or death, er moddhe tritiyo kono chintaa nei, thaakte paare na.' 'Amaar abartaman e jano biplab er kaaj themey naa thaake.' 'Biplab maaneyi kaatakaati, roktarokti noy, biplab maane atyanto druto aamul paribartan.' 'Biplab er gaan gaao, maanush er dukkho, kasto o paradhinata r katha balo.' 'Bandhugan, tomaader sangabaddha dekhle, oi eengrez maalik raa tharh tharh kore kaapbe.' 'Sumitra, dal er moddhe bidroh er prashray diyo naa.'

Some Indians were becoming fed up of those useless and directionless non-violence movement against British Government for the freedom struggle. To achieve independence, a revolution was very much needed. Through non-violence, freedom could not be achieved from that cruel British Government. A freedom fighter from Bengal felt the need of creating a military unit of Swadeshi Swashastra Sainiks. In front of the Meerut Cantonment of Royal Indian Army, a message got spread very intelligently to unite all the Indian soldiers to fight for the Independence of India nation.

Sepoy Mutiny failed ! Who got arrested and even given the punishment of 'hanged till death' ? 'Aajker raat 10 taa e'. Many freedom fighters managed to escape from the jail. 'Vande Mataram'. After escaping from jail, a freedom fighter came to Batavia to visit Dr. Wang Lim's dentist shop. In a secret meeting, it was decided to collect more money from different sources to buy arms and ammunition to create an Indian military force. Rose was given a responsibility to hide that freedom fighter in one of their hotels in Batavia. 'E rakam meye ke o dal e dorkaar hoy, Brajendra'.

The information somehow leaked out that the Indian freedom fighter is trying to buy arms and ammunition from Germany Government to fight against the British Government. Germany Government was also eager to help the Indians as British Government was their arch rival at that point of time. An Arms Company of Celebes Island is eager to supply arms and ammunition to the Indian freedom fighters. The freedom fighter had a discussion with Gustav Eheimer. 'Berlin theke green signal naa pele ami apnaake arms ditey paari na.'

German Embassy office of Batavia was under strict vigilance. 'Oh ! Passport !' British cops even raided the hotel but failed to get hold of that freedom fighter. Drugs were getting smuggled inside the Silk trunks ! 'Haan ! Yaad rakhiyega, Seth Mukund Das ko !' Rose started feeling that she is also an Indian slave and her motherland must get freedom from the British Government. Rose took the initiative to fix an appointment with the German Embassy Officials of Batavia. 'How can I do it ! Ami loktaake jaanlaam naa, chinlaam naa !'

Alexandro Marty Giraldo of Brazil met the officials of German Embassy in Batavia regarding the business of sugar, cocoa and shipping. British cops got the information from the British Embassy that the dangerous freedom fighter is hiding in Batavia only. 'Please help me, Father.' 'God bless you !' Who became Sumitra, the head of 'Pather Daabi', a social and patriotic organization ? The deal got finalized at 50 lakhs INR to be handed over to the arms dealer at Rangoon. 'Don't be worried, Daktar, taakar byabostha hoye jaabe.' That freedom fighter got injured due to Sumitra !

British cops got the information that the freedom fighter is coming to Rangoon through a ship. 'Naa Sir ! Paalate paarbe na.' Has he taken a boat in the middle of his journey and sailed towards Arakan Hills ! 'Babu r swasthya ti gele ki hobe, shaukh ache sholo aana.' 'Jagadish, dekhcho, Mahapatra ki maha sadashay byakti !' Why Ramdas got arrested ? Why Sumitra was too jealous on Bharati ? Nabatara left Shashi, but, life goes on with gradual healing of the pain in your heart. Shashi was also eager to contribute something for his nation. Bharati and Apurba were love birds !

At the Macaw Port, all the German arms and ammunition got seized. British cops tried to use Apurba as a bait. Who was the real traitor inside that patriotic organization ? The traitor as well as the British cops tried to kill him. Brajendra is in Singapore ! The British Air Force drowned three German ships. Failure again ! But, the fight was still on as repeated failures are the pillars of success. 'Durgam giri, kantar moru, dustar parabaar !' 'Ebaar ami eka, aar e path aro kothin.' Tomaare satokoti bharatbashi r namaskar, hey paradhin desh er rajbidrohi, hey “SABYASACHI” !