BAISHE SRABON !!!

Once upon a time, in the city of joy, people of the lower strata of the society were getting murdered by a serial killer. The Kolkata Police Department in a joint effort with the Special Investigating Team of CID was unable to get any clue about the murderer. Beside every dead body, they found a piece of paper where some famous poetry of renowned writers was written.

The journalist lived with the investigating officer. As usual, too much sweetness in a relationship tastes bitter. So, she went out of her relationship to get some refreshment with her colleague. ‘Jey kota din tumi chiley kaachey…thotey mukhey…legey acho…’ Her male colleague was fully prepared to propose her. But, ironically, some love relationships do not trigger the sexual hormones to commit some sins of extreme fantasies.

There was one time in Bengal, when the eminent writers of the society started protesting against the corrupted system created by the then government ruling in Bengal for several years without focusing on the socio-economic development of the common people of Bengal. The writings of those writers were intentionally banned by labeling it as abusive writings. But, those writers kept on continuing their ‘Hunger Revolution.’

There was a fire in the Kolkata Book Fair. It was not an accident. The writer was the mastermind behind it. All doubts were on Rafiq, the serial killer, who was in the same jail with the writer. The lady went with her colleague to take his interview, but all went in vain. The Police Department had no other choice than to take the help of a suspended cop who had a strong network and knowledge about all types of criminals in Kolkata.

If you are once a cop, then your mentality will always remain as a cop. But, that mentality can also transform a cop into a demon, when the addiction of killing the criminals starts dominating on your intelligent brain. There are loopholes in every crime investigating system, but, you have to change the system by remaining within the system, otherwise, you are inviting your enemies to invade your castle of honesty, dedication and sincerity.

The cop lost his family members as a political victim. In Bengal, as a cop, if you don’t know the art of becoming a puppet of the ruling MLAs, then your family members may have to face the fire of the heinous politics. On the other hand, the writer was too depressed to hear that his writings were rejected by the publisher. There is a common factor; the death dates of all the eminent writers.

On that night, they tracked the suspect, but it was someone else. Was it Shankar or Kanai? The lady journalist came back to his life again. In this modern age, Whisky is healthier than Bournvita! After all; alcohol is the drink of confession. They found the writer’s dead body in his house. Was it a suicide or a cold-blooded murder? ‘Ekbaar bol…nei keu nei…tor keu nei…’ Just hang on! The case is still unsolved. ‘Gabheere Jaao…aro gabheere.. .’

The Police Department awarded him, but mentally he was prepared to get a reward from himself only. It was his sweet revenge to come back again by applying his unique strategies. That day was the death anniversary of Rabindranath Tagore. As per the trend, the serial killer had to murder someone on “BAISHE SRABON”, featuring Prasenjit, Gautam Ghosh, Parambrata, Raima Sen, Abir and others.

DUM MAARO DUM !!!

You are selected for studying in the University, but, sorry, your financial aid has not been approved. Naa aaye ho…naa aaogey, sham ki karaari chaaye…tum gaye ho kyon, raat baaki hain….Just enroll yourself to the world of sex and drugs, we will approve your financial aid. The bag is having the real thing though it is hidden in such a modern fashion that it could hardly be detected.

Way back, down the memory lane, the cop lost his beloved one as he was very dynamic in raiding all the sex and drug rackets in Goa. As usual, that cop has now become a deadly tiger. The culprit got caught and sent to the jail. Around 5 years back, there was a singer who used to sing ‘Te Amo’ (I Love you), with the tagline that if you fall in love, then truth may become false and vice-versa according to the situation. The air-hostess got arrested but there was a plane crash on the runway that exists inside that lover’s heart.

The boss of the racket was tensed and scared of that cop. The cop was in a mood to do the final encounter on that night. The air-hostess has been murdered and thrown at a beach, though before that she apologized and got some refreshment from her lover. Can you hear the song? Aaj mere liye train ka chain kheech raha hain…kaal mera skirt khichega…khichega ki naahi?…well…well…sometimes the skirts are so small, that you don’t really need to pull it down further. Jokes apart, the encounter has begun.

Oh! No! Are you people shocked to see the brutal truth inside that car? Dear friends, welcome to India. In India, very often you will find the protectors as predators. There is a myth that every story should have a happy ending, but if that story is based on a real life story, then you have to digest the brutal truth. The boss of the cop has been murdered by the singer. Have you read the headlines of any Goan newspaper? A man’s dead body has been found at the beach. Is it not the dead body of that boss of the racket?

The student luckily got back to the mainstream; maybe it is lady luck as he has a very lovely and pretty girlfriend. If you are in Goa, please try to protect yourself from sex of foreign chicks and deadly drugs, otherwise, you will keep on singing and experiencing the sensation of “DUM MAARO DUM”, which features Abhishek Bacchan, Bipasha Basu, Aditya Pancholi and others.

THE LAST SAMURAI !!!

Both of them performed their duties. One apologized for his deeds and the other died the death of a martyr. Why the man has entered into that village is a big question mark but that mystery was more than enough to keep him alive and that too in her house.

Slowly and steadily, the curiosity between the two warriors increased for each other. They started the conversation, though not in a very warm mood, but, still the warriors felt that they are the born-warriors. The sweet lady knew the killer of her hubby but still she was so caring to him.

The stranger was surprised to see the discipline and dedication among these villagers to protect their village from the enemies. This discipline, courage, hard-work and dedication helped them to create a concept of a superior warrior in Japan which is popularly known as ‘Samurai’.

The Samurai and their men always used to run a parallel government as the poor people always used to have more faith on these warriors. In 1876, Japan was virtually ruled by the Americans. The Japanese government also wanted an end of the Samurai rule. The American troops added fire to the fuel.

He had full faith on his Highness but the Emperor was himself a little puppet at the hands of the General. He refused to surrender that special sword and vowed to fight back as the Japanese government was in no mood to accept the demands of those poor people.

The war has begun. If you have the brains, then you can utilize only 3000 soldiers to kill around 1,00,000 soldiers. All was going well, but the American & Japanese allied forces had the upgraded technologies. The modern cannons were too much for those real traditional warriors.

Young generation of each nation should know where from their culture came, who were their ancestors? Unless you respect your own tradition, you cannot respect your motherland. Like India, Japan is also a fantastic traditional nation with its own unique civilization. Japanese government forcefully murdered the Samurai culture in 1877, but the Mother Japan is still proud of “THE LAST SAMURAI”, which features Tom Cruise and others.

THE MASK !!!

The banker used to live in a rented house with a little dog. He was fond of weekend parties and hot chicks. One day, a hot customer visited his office. According to him, the design of his tie resembled power. The customer wanted a confirmation whether his carrot is as powerful as the design of his tie. The lens of the camera was focused on the target. The villain started making the plan of a bank robbery, though he had internal rivalry with his boss.

On a dark night, someone got a mask. It used to work at nights only like a magnet. It attracted him and he became a joker to rock the party where the bombshell was performing. How can she forget that deep kiss? The villain became jealous. Who robbed the bank?  In the next morning, the cop visited his house again, though there was no proof against him. The reporter loved him. Is it really a love or just a trap for the nicest guy in the town?

The doctor wrote a book about the masks that we wear. Is it just a fiction or does it have some resemblance with the real life. Stanley failed to prove because it does not work at daytime. Finally, the cop got a glimpse of that joker while he was trying to kiss her at a park. The entire police force was ready to shoot him, but, alas, the joker started dancing like Michael Jackson and all the cops started shaking their body parts. The reporter gave a lift to the banker.

The villain got the mask to become a demon and he killed his rival at a casino. He was in the jail. The hot customer came to see him. Had he got another one minute, he would have enjoyed her deep kiss as an original Stanley only. The woman’s life was in danger. The doggy became successful in climbing up that wall to reach his master. The master tactfully masterminded his doggy to snatch the key from the guard.

The bomb was set to explode after 9.57 minutes. The demon wanted to kiss her but his tongue was like that of a reptile. With frustration, the demon removed the mask and started the deep kiss. The woman gave a kick at the mask. The doggy received it because he had the practice of snatching the flying-disc which used to be thrown by his master. The mask attracted the dog. The doggy became ferocious and started ruling the show till his master removed the mask. Now, it was turn for the joker.

The joker came and rescued his beloved one. After all, the mask always used to express one’s internal desires publicly. Will the villain get the desired punishment? The mask was thrown into the sea water and the colleague of the banker tried to take it, but the doggy was sharp enough to have a strict vigilance on that regard. Will the banker get the deep kisses from her beloved hot customer as an original Stanley? To get the answer of this question, you have to watch “THE MASK” of Greene & Diaz.

RIGHTEOUS KILL !!!

Committing crime is a sin and every sin has its severe punishment. But, if a criminal does not get justifiable punishment after committing a sin, then probably the judicial system of a nation is committing a sin on a larger scale to spread the contagious disease of criminal acts on innocent people. 99% of the population is innocent but the remaining 1% of it is the deadly criminals. To protect the 99% of population from that 1% of the population is not an easy task. No matter how much small is a virus, it is still a deadly one. When the cops act as the anti-virus, the innocent people regard the cops as their faithful saviors. But the irony lies elsewhere. Cops are always handicapped by the slow and blind judicial system, which is dependent on eye-witnesses and evidences. In the age of corruption, an eye-witness becomes a victim of anti-socials if he opens his mouth. As a net result, there are many criminals who don’t get any punishment due to the lack of evidences and eye-witnesses. From here, starts the biggest problem of the society. As a cop, you know what is right and what is wrong, but, still you are helpless. Still, the innocent people will get killed and the anti-socials keep on ruling on the road with the back-up support from the corrupted politicians and businessmen.

Charles Randall was a rapist. He even raped the daughter of his girlfriend. His girlfriend was a divorcee and had a daughter of 13 years old. Charles was not arrested because he was living with her girlfriend only. There were no evidences found that he has raped the minor girl. Charles got out on bail. Van Luytens, the serial rapist also got bail. There was another serial killer, who used to kill beautiful girls at midnight hours after raping them. Another serial child killer was yet to be arrested by the cops due to lack of evidence. The Spider runs a sex racket in the town in the name of a night club. Also, drugs like cocaine and brown sugar are sold inside that night club. The Police department got some evidences against the Spider, but they were not so convincing enough to put him behind the bars. The interrogation is on. Jessica, the counselor cum criminal lawyer, went inside the room to interrogate him. But, the Spider attacked her brutally. She could have died in that interrogation, but she was lucky enough to survive. After 1 week, suddenly, another serial killer started performing. The only difference was that this time, all the criminals who got out on bail were getting killed one after another. The Serial killer had his own style. After killing them, he always used to put a piece of paper on their dead bodies. The poems written on those poems always had some inner meaning targeting either the judicial system or the Police Department of the country.

In the meanwhile, due to the fighting between the cops and the Spider during Spider’s interrogation, a special inquiry team started investigating why there was an encounter during the interrogation round. The doctor told both of them to write down their thoughts and action plan everyday on a piece of paper. One out of the two accepted the suggestion. Riley and Perez kept on investigating but the serial killer is yet to get traced. Already, 11 murders have taken place within 45 days. Who can be that serial killer? Why is he killing the anti-socials only? Why the anti-socials are not attacking the murderer before they are getting murdered? The questions were many but no one had any answer to it. Karen tried her level best to figure out any common connection between those murdered persons. The common connection was that all the criminals who got murdered were never punished by the judicial system due to lack of evidence and eye-witnesses. A few years ago, Mr. Baum, a top cop of the town was terminated from his job because he protested against his senior cops regarding a criminal who got out on bail despite committing 5 murders. So, is Mr. Baum, the serial killer? Karen always loved Tom, but Perez and Riley were always jealous of Cowen. He did the unforgivable act on Karen. Why Karen was so suspicious about her boyfriend. Turk is a widower who had a sweet daughter. His daughter is fond of playing baseball in school. The little girl often used to ask, ‘Father, are you a good cop?’

Rooster made Hingis believe that Turk really cares about humans. Hingis was totally confused about this case. Mr. Baum was in Brazil at that time. The Russian was still alive inside the hospital. Karen confirmed about the murderer but was she right? Tom Cowen was his role model but that day was his biggest day when he stopped regarding him as his role model. The bullets entered the Spider’s brain within few seconds. Can a partner kill another partner? Sorry, no ambulance is required though he is lying down. When the judicial system fails, it gives birth to the crimes and it becomes an addiction when you murder an anti-social for the first time in an encounter. By the way, who was this David Fisk? Was he ethically right to perform those “RIGHTEOUS KILL”?

THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH !!!

Both Christmas and her boyfriend were successful in blocking the firing of the Plutonium rod while struggling inside that Russian submarine. Devastation was required along the Turkish border, i.e. in and around Istanbul; otherwise, the pipeline along the other coast of Mediterranean sea would had no demand at all. The M kept watching the hands of the clock to wait for her dying moments. Raven enjoyed the seducing moves of the lady at midnight.

The gangster has become a legitimate businessman and is running a casino. But, why she spends a lot of money on that particular casino only? One of his nephews works in the Navy. You should never let others see your bleeding and always have an escape plan. This jacket will act as a secure cover for you when you pull the zip at your left side. This spectacle is a special one which will help you to focus on the under wears of hot young ladies.

The ransom demanded by them and the amount written in the letter sent to them was of similar amount. Only the currency was different. The Russians have one major reason to kill the pipeline owner. Russians never wanted another competitor in the pipeline business. But why the pipeline owner blew up her own pipeline? Was there no other way to prove a fake innocence?

The Swiss Bank officials were not so eager to disclose the name of the account holder. As per the Police records, he was dead but unofficially he is back again. The King was a beggar before marriage because after the marriage he got the property of his wife only. The father denied them the ransom. The lady seduced the guards to rule over them slowly and gradually.

Unfortunately, the bait used by the M16 department, backfired as a weapon against them only. The money was recovered but a strong transmitter was enough to dethrone the King at the M16 headquarter. The lady sniper was a deadly one. He took the unfinished speed-boat of Q. The tiny blackish speed-boat chased the big whitish speed-boat. The encounter ended with a blast of a balloon.

The fun of ice-skating became an adventurous game after some moments. But, who was the main target? They wanted to kill him or her? Electra was impressed with him, but, is he a soft target of the future? Davodov failed in his mission but still he got a last chance to prove. The fake Davodov boarded the plane to reach Kazakhstan. The Russian doctor speaks fluent English as he studied in Oxford.

Mr. Zovosky was fed up of free market economy. After the destruction of his factories, now it was turn for his hiding place. At the bank of Caspian Sea, the helicopter with a chained blade of wheels destroyed every brick and mortar of the house. There was no roof and the four walls fell apart. But, Zovosky gave the valid information to remain alive.

The 200 year old traditional church fell into the way of the pipeline. The princess assured that the church will remain as it is only. The route of pipeline will be changed slightly in such a fashion so that the church remains untouched. As the princess has become the virtual queen now, she is more concerned about her family legacy but is she not playing with nuclear bombs to kill millions of people?

After four swings, his neck will be broken. Mr. Zovosky really hated Mr. Bond. That’s why, before dying, Zovosky released the bond of Bond’s right leg. James had enjoyed Jones also and that made her more jealous. Bond does not miss any professional shot despite being in love with a hot girl. M understood the situation but, that’s their profession. She could have given her the entire world, but for Mr. James Bond, “THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH”, which features Pierce Brosnan and others.