Saturday, July 28, 2012

THE HANGOVER !!!

Tracy’s boyfriend became a good friend of her brother. Other two wolves joined the Wolf-Pack. A bachelor party at the Sin City! Wow! That was really a very good idea. The dentist told his fiance that he was going to Napa Valley. The journey started. They checked into the Caesars Palace which was famous for strippers and cocaine parties. Stu submitted his credit card to Lisa. They booked a villa. Alan used roofies, the famous date-rape drug to feel or rather enjoy ecstasy. On the roof, the ecstasy was too much for them.

Next day, when they woke up, a hot chick went out of the room. A hen was roaming inside the room. There was a tiger in the bathroom. Who threw that bad mattress from the roof of that hotel? Oh! Holy Crap! That’s Las Vegas! The three men stole the cop’s car. Whose baby was that? The little kid was not Ben but Carlos. Was Stu looking too handsome after taking out his lateral incisor to win a challenge? Anyway, the dentist got married to a stripper. Why Jade was breast-feeding Carlos?

The cops got hold of the thieves. The kids were having a nice time in their shooting sessions with those big guys. Mike Tyson’s punch was too hard for Alan. The tiger ate the drugged meat and got delivered to Mike Tyson’s house, though, it was not so an easy task for those three great gentlemen. Oh! No! How come that Mongoloid person came out from the trunk of that car? The big wallet got exchanged. The Mongoloid person wanted back his money in the Big Rock, Mojave Desert at dawn.

How they were too sure that Doug got kidnapped? By reading books, you may learn about casinos. After lots of dramas and hiccups, finally, the Black Doug gave some hints. Dr. Gay got the answer of the question, ‘Where is the White Doug?’  They found their friend at the roof of the Caesars Palace. It was time for Doug to go to Los Angeles to get married. It was not a disaster tour in terms of financial profits. Alan requested to Melissa to get the bartender’s license but failed. After looking at the photos inside Alan’s camera, they really came out of their hangover to understand the classic meaning of “THE HANGOVER”.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

KING KONG !!!

The theater unit got closed. The film producer was desperately searching for a girl to play the role of heroine in his next film. It was not as easy task to convince that girl for the next film. But, as the film was based on a novel written by Jack Driscoll, the girl agreed to work with that film producer. After all, Miss Darrow was a die-hard fan of Jack Driscoll, the play writer. Mr. Baxter was casted to work as the hero for this film. Captain Eaglehorn was not happy with Carl for not getting any payment. Mr. Hayes always used to look after Jimmy as his elder brother. Preston, the personal assistant of Mr. Denham welcomed Annie.

The ship started sailing in the sea. Annie had a perception about the play writer after reading his several writings. But, a play writer’s personality and character cannot be judged by his writings only. Slowly and steadily, Mr. Driscoll started falling in love. The shooting of the film continued on the ship itself. Someone was hearing the conversation between the film producer and the script writer. It was very hard for the film producer to negotiate with Mr. Hayes and Captain Eaglehorn. After few moments, the message came from the control room to sail the ship towards Rangoon. But, by then, it was too late for them. 

Just a few kilometers away from Singapore, there was an extremely foggy area in the sea where lies the dangerous Skull Island. The Skull Island was still unexplored by the sailors and explorers, but, whosoever tried to explore that island in the past had never come back. The tribal inhabitants of that island were actually man-eaters, but, they regarded a monster as their God. A little tribal girl was not fond of chocolates. The battle began. Mr. Hayes, Eaglehorn and their teammates came to the rescue act and got back to the ship again. In that night, the tribal people targeted the weaker sex of human race. The ship started again, but Ann was missing.

The tribal people gave the meal to the monster that lived behind that 100 feet wall. The monster fell in love with her at first sight. The monster started playing with that girl as if it is a nice little living doll for him. After some hours, Annie realized that the monster had a very strong emotional quotient. The tribal people left that island and remain hidden somewhere. Behind that 100 feet wall, the island is really a dead zone for humans. Carl told Mr. Baxter to give a pose in front of some vegetarian Dinosaurs. The vegetarian Dinosaurs panicked and started running. The non-vegetarian Dinosaurs were small in size but they were great predators.

Miss Darrow ran away from the monster, but, it was of no use as she reached that zone of the island which was a den of non-vegetarian Dinosaurs. The Great Gorilla showed his skills and powers to kill all those Dinosaurs. Now, Ann started liking that monster. The big animal was not able to talk but could feel all the lovely sentiments and emotions like a human being. Mr. Hayes died after acting like an elder brother of Jimmy. The big sized worms, cockroaches, termites and spiders were too tough to handle. Mr. Driscoll was desperate to save his honey. Mr. Denham was determined to complete his film despite the sacrifice of his two best crew members.  

Once upon a time, Captain Eaglehorn used to capture live animals by using bottles filled with Chloroform. Carl wanted to utilize that skill in that scenario. Miss Darrow opened her eyes and saw Mr. Driscoll. The bats were chasing Jack. The monster had to fight with the bats. One of those bats carried the love-birds towards the river. The monster was running in towards the 100 feet wall to get back Ann. Mr. Denham and his teammates took the monster in captivity. The film producer was overwhelmed. He had a plan to organize a show in New York where this monster will be shown to the audiences as the 8th wonder of the world.

In New York, the show started. The monster got angry to see the false story being getting played in the drama. Mr. Baxter, the coward took the credit of becoming a real hero. Ann was not there on the stage. The monster came out of the stage to search for his lovely living doll. The monster was doing no harm after meeting Miss Darrow on the top of a skyscraper. But, the human society is sometimes too cruel for the other animals. The US Air Force gunned down the monster. Annie was helpless. The play writer got back his real life heroine. As per Carl, the attraction towards the beauty of a beautiful woman killed the beast, “KING KONG”.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

FINDING NEMO !!!

Mr. Ray was very happy to see an orange colored clown fish with white stripes as his new student. On the 1st day of his school life, he proved that he can swim in the ocean water with his little fin, but, after a few moments, he got caught by a diver. The speed boat headed towards Sydney Harbor. Marlin followed the speed boat but was of no use. On the way, the Clown Fish got Dory as his friend. Dory had a problem of short term memory loss. 

Bruce along with two dolphins wanted to form an union of fish communities, but, sharks are always sharks; the moment they smell the blood, they start eating the fishes. Dory and Marlin swam down the deepest point of the ocean. There they encountered a creature with a natural lamp. In that light, they read the letters written on the green colored mask. They started their journey to find P.Sherman of 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney.

The dentist bought the little clown fish and kept it inside the aquarium. All the inhabitants of that aquarium welcomed the little clown fish. The little clown fish succeeded in swimming through the Ring of Fire and got a new name, Sharkbait. All the fishes were scared of Darla, the niece of the dentist. They made a plan to increase impurities inside the aquarium. They had a plan. After all; all drains lead to oceans.

The grey-colored fishes helped Marlin and Dory with some tips and tricks to reach Sydney Harbor. Instead of taking the route in between the terrain, Marlin chose to swim above the terrain. As a net result, they had to play the game of run and chase in the midst of those beautiful, yet deadly pink colored jelly-fishes to prevent themselves from those poisonous jelly-filled tentacles. 

When Marlin woke up, he found himself at the back of a sea turtle whose age was 150 years. The entire battalion of sea-turtles was going to cross the dangerous East Australian Current. The little sea-turtle learned to swim and his father was very happy to see that. After a certain distance, Dory and Marlin had to take another route through a small ridge. They landed safely to get out of that East Australian Current.

Dory knew the language of whales. The little whale was about to eat them but retreated by seeing the bigger whale. Marlin and Dory entered inside the big whale’s mouth. Again, Dory spoke in the language of whales. This time, the Whale released them into the ocean. Dory thanked the Sir Whale. A dedicated father was searching for his son. That news got spread in the ocean. All the creatures of that ocean were impressed to hear that news.

Darla came to her uncle’s house. She took out the new fish from the aquarium. The little clown fish was pretending to be dead. The Pelican recognized that Marlin was that dedicated father who was in news. Marlin and Dory sat on the Pelican’s beak. When the Pelican reached the dentist’s house, the clown fish was already flushed in the drains. Did Marlin succeed to get back his son in the animated movie, “FINDING NEMO?”

Sunday, May 13, 2012

ROYAL BENGAL RAHASYA !!!

Once upon a time in ancient Bengal; the King of Coochbehar Kingdom awarded 1000 silver coins to his Army General. Those silver coins were popularly known as Narayani Roupya Mudra. The detective liked the story of that book when he read it for the second time. The real writer of those adventurous stories never used to get any recognition. Mr. Sengupta received them at the Railway Station.

The Singharoy dynasty had its origination in ancient Rajputana Kingdom as Rajputs. The people of Singharoy dynasty were Kshatriya by caste. Aditya Narayan was a great hunter, though, in his old age, he became a mad person. In a picnic, the younger brother fell down from the trunk of an oak tree to suffer a fracture in his right arm. The childhood friend of the Aditya Narayan’s youngest grandson was a good hunter. 

Manitosh gave them a paper. Mr.Mitter memorized the riddle. On that night, Mr. Sanyal saw that man and followed him inside the jungle. The security guard of the jungle area noticed the blue-lighted torch. As per Madhavlal’s opinion, a Royal Bengal Tiger becomes a man-eater when he is too old to hunt other faster animals. Moreover, the human’s blood is saltier than the blood of other animals, which makes human’s meat tastier.

The forest officer, Nitai came to the spot. The detective pointed out something fishy on the dead body to make it a police case. Phalgun was the other name of Arjun. A synonymous word for ‘Jawab’ is ‘Uttar’ and the word; ‘Uttar’ means North direction. The word ‘Hoy’ means ‘Horse’. Aswathama was a character in Mahabharata. The Bengali name of an oak tree is ‘Aswath’ tree. Debotosh told them about Fokla Fakir Tree.

Even Jim Corbett used to avoid hunting a tiger on that day, if he spotted a poisonous snake on his way inside the forest. Just in the northern direction of the Maa Thakurani temple, there was an oak tree. At a distance of 55 hand palms from that tree, they spotted a place in between an Arjun tree and a Tal Tree. Pradyosh entered inside the haunted house and came out.  To search the light, you need to enter into the darkness.

Aditya Narayan’s eldest grandson got locked inside his room! Manitosh wanted them to go back to Kolkata but the detective wanted to go after solving the case only. Next day, at around 8.30 AM; they entered the forest. The King Cobra welcomed the visitor inside the haunted house, though; the visitor was expert enough to deal with that poisonous snake. Shashanka’s friend was very happy to see that pot of their ancestral treasures. 

What is the meaning of the word, ‘Tarit’? Why the wheel of Yudisthira’s chariot touched the ground? Why the Aditya Narayan’s sword attracted the writer’s finger-ring? Is there any section of laws in Indian Penal Code to punish God if he acts as a murderer? To know the answers you don’t have to visit the Devi Choudhurani’s jungle area beyond that Teesta River; rather you just need to watch the Bengali movie, “ROYAL BENGAL RAHASYA.”

Saturday, May 12, 2012

ICE AGE - THE MELTDOWN !!!

Sid opened up a camp to earn respect, but, alas, the kids in that camp were too naughty enough to pull his legs every time. Manny told them a story but many of those kids did not like that story. The kids were of the opinion that mammoths have got extinct like the dinosaurs. Manny felt sad to hear that he was the last mammoth alive on Earth. Fast Tony was expert in predictions. Fast Tony predicted about the Global Warming which would melt the ice to cause a dangerous flood. Manny did not believe it. To earn some respect, Sid decided to show some courageous act by falling from the top of a great waterfall. Manny prevented Sid to act like a nonsense fellow. Diego experienced the melting of ice. Manny along with his friends floated down the waterfall to reach at the camp. This time, Manny appreciated Fast Tony’s prediction. The scary vulture also gave the news about the flood. Actually, the vultures were happy about the flood as they could feed on the dead bodies of the creatures. But, still, the vulture suggested them to go to the other side of the valley and board on the boat to survive in the flood. 

All the creatures started their journey towards that valley. As the ice melted, the two dangerous aquatic creatures came out of that ice block. Stu frightened James when he was drinking water. They killed Stu, the turtle. Fast Tony took the empty shell of that turtle to utilize it as a small boat as it floated on water. On their journey, Diego and Sid met with Eddie and Crash, the two naughty possums. Manny felt quite happy after seeing Ellie who used to regard herself as a possum, though she was a mammoth. When Ellie was a little mammoth, she lost her way and came to a place where she met two little male possums. From that time onwards, Ellie began to regard herself as a possum and the elder sister of Crash and Eddie. After seeing that place, Ellie became nostalgic and her footsteps confirmed her mind that she was a mammoth. Sid told Manny to forget about his past by planning about his future. Manny liked the big butt of Ellie. Manny also wanted to continue their species, but, Ellie was not in a mood. The swinging rocks were too adventurous for them, but it forced the two mammoths to lock their horns for the first time. Ellie apologized as she over-reacted on Manny. 

On a night, the tribe of mini-sloths kidnapped the Fire King as they were of the opinion that the sacrifice of Fire King would save them from the flood. Sid was lucky enough to survive. After a small quarrel, Ellie took the other route along with her younger brothers. Sometimes, smart moves are more important than courageous acts. Manny was going in the dangerous zone to show his courage, but after a few while, he realized his foolishness and retreated. Ellie got stuck inside a cave. Crash and Eddie shouted for help. Manny, Diego and Sid responded to their call. Flood waters started flowing all around the valley with great speed. Diego was suffering from mental hydrophobia after the attacks from those dangerous aquatic creatures. But, the sloth told him earlier about the swimming technique. Just Kick and Claw! The tiger regarded the flood water as his prey and pounced on it. Wow! Diego learned how to swim within a few minutes. Necessity always forces you to adapt and learn new things and tigers are always tigers! Diego saved Crash, Eddie and Sid from drowning into the flood waters. In the meanwhile, the two dangerous aquatic creatures attacked Manny again. However, Ellie got rescued. 

They were standing on a rock. All the other creatures boarded on the boat. The flood waters were raging. Sid and his friends were feeling as if they were going to die. On the top of the icy valley, a small creature was trying to climb up with his delicious food. This small creature was always the trouble creator of ice age, but, this time, unintentionally, he divided the valley into two parts to create a superb drainage system for the flood waters. Wow! Even after the deadly flood due to global warming, luckily, they were alive. Manny and Ellie were delighted to see a herd of mammoths. Ellie decided to move with the herd. Sid and Diego suggested Manny to go with Ellie. Manny got some mental strength and proposed Ellie. Ellie changed her decision. Manny, Ellie, Diego, Sid, Crash and Eddie again started moving as a new family. The little creature was about to enter the heaven, but, Sid pulled him back by saving him in the movie, “ICE AGE- THE MELTDOWN.”

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

ALADDIN !!!

Once upon a time, in ancient days, in one of the deserts of Arab, there was a City of Mystery, Agrabah. The Royal General of the then Sultan wanted that magical lamp. To fetch that lamp, Jafar sent Gazeem, the thief inside the Cave of Wonders. Gazeem died inside that cave. The Cave of Wonders gave Jafar a hint by saying, ‘diamond in the rough’. As per the Arabic law of marriage, a princess was allowed to marry a prince only. Many suitors like Prince Achmed and other princes gave marriage proposals to the princess of Agrabah, but, it was of no use. The Sultan of Agrabah was too concerned about his daughter’s marriage. Jasmine always felt like a prisoner inside the palace. Raja, the pet Royal Bengal Tiger of the palace was her only good friend inside the palace. 

Aladdin, the poor thief fell in love with her at the first sight. Jasmine was caught in a trouble inside the marketplace, but, Aladdin and his monkey, Abu rescued her. In the meantime, Jafar snatched the Sultan’s mystic blue diamond to know about the person who was authorized to enter that Cave of Wonders. Jafar ordered the guards to arrest Aladdin. Inside the prison, Jafar took the disguise of a prisoner with some precious stones to motivate Aladdin to enter the Cave of Wonders. Aladdin and Abu entered that cave. The magical blue carpet became their friend. Abu got tempted to touch a forbidden treasure. The chaos took place, though; the Blue Carpet saved both of them. The disguised prisoner acted as a traitor, but, Abu did well to steal that lamp.

Aladdin rubbed the magical lamp. The Blue skinned Genie of the Lamp came out of prison after 10,000 years. The Genie told his master that a genie cannot kill anyone, cannot fall in love with a girl and cannot make a dead man alive.  Side by side, Genie also made a wish that he want his freedom from this lamp forever. Aladdin promised to free him. With the magical touches of the Genie, the Prince Ali Ababwa entered the Agrabah city to impress everyone. Jasmine was smart enough to understand the real identity of Prince Ali. The Prince Ali with the help of that magical blue carpet took Jasmine for a world tour. Jasmine never loved a fake Prince but Aladdin only. Lago, the parrot of Jafar stole that magical lamp. Genie got a cruel master now.

Jafar promised to free Genie if the Genie fulfills Jafar’s three wishes. Jafar wished to become the powerful Sultan and then he wanted to become the powerful sorcerer of the world. Jafar tried to kill Aladdin and Abu, but, both of them survived and they came back to the Agrabah city again with the help of that magical carpet. The deep kiss from Jasmine was not enough to control Jafar as he was a very shrewd person. Jafar took the shape of a big snake to kill Aladdin. Jafar felt humiliated when Aladdin told him that the Genie was more powerful than him. Jafar made his last wish to the Blue Genie to become the most powerful Genie of the world. As per the Arabic rule, a Genie can be kept as a prisoner inside a magical lamp for 10,000 years. Did the Sultan change that Arabic law of marriage? Was Jasmine able to get her beloved lover as her hubby? Was Genie freed from that magical lamp in the Walt Disney’s animation movie, “ALADDIN”?