Sunday, October 27, 2013

GRAVITY !!!



NASA wanted EXPLORER to explore more, but, alas, the Hubble Telescope was not providing any data. Matt was enjoying a spacewalk and the technical expert, Ryan was busy in repairing the Hubble Telescope. How long will you take to repair it? One hour only! When two objects collide with each other, it gives birth to several small objects in space. Those small objects keep on floating in the space in their orbital cycle to destroy other objects. From the NASA station, a message was crystal clear that the operation of EXPLORER has to be aborted at any cost. In the process to pack up everything hurriedly, Stone got detached from the spaceship. Kowalski got attached with her again.

Scientists created a special type of jackets or suits with some pressurized valves behind it with an oxygen mask to allow the astronauts to move in the space freely. Both of them planned to return to their spaceship. Everyone was dead in that spaceship. They decided to reach the Space Station at the nearby orbit. Set your watch for 90 minutes. Why 90 minutes? Somebody down there in that little town is looking about you! What happened to Ryan’s four year old daughter? The pressure of Stone’s space suit went low, though they controlled the situation. Ryan got detached in front of the Space Station. Again, Matt rescued her. Ryan, let me go. It’s not up to you. You will make it Ryan.

In any big ship of Blue Ocean, there is always a life boat. Similarly, Russians created small capsules which can be completely detached from big spaceships in times of emergency. They used to call it as Soyuz. You are a beautiful blue-eyed girl; why your name is Ryan? Matt, do you copy? Come on! Matt, talk to me. Just say something, just say anything. I don’t care. Was Kowalski still alive? The Space Station was on fire. The capsule got stuck somewhere. Stone came out of the capsule to detach it completely from the Space Station. Now, her job was to reach to the Chinese Spaceship. Oh! No! The capsule has no fuel in it.

Stone was feeling too frustrated! May Day! Can you copy? A local person of Greenland responded to her call. Aaaooo...Hu...Hoo...Oh! Actually, Ryan was too scared to die. No one was there in that space to mourn for her death. She decided to die by committing technical suicide inside that capsule rather than by starving till death. She was about to die that Matt came to motivate her. By the way; is it always true that whatever you see in front of you is really happening in reality or are you just dreaming with your eyes open? The Chinese station is about 100 miles away. Are you going back or are you going to stay back here? Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Hey! Ryan, it’s time to go home. 

When a person vomits out something; it means that his stomach has given some internal pressure to throw the contents out of the body. In a similar fashion, Ryan used the landing rockets to reach the Tiangong spaceship. The Chinese spaceship was also feeling the heat of those floating objects or debris in the space. This spaceship also has a rescue capsule or Soyuz. Stone utilized this capsule to enter into the Planet Earth. The Chinese capsule fell on a lake. Fire was inside it and water was outside it. Hence, the capsule kept on moving towards the lake bed. Did that astronaut survive? Would you like to enjoy the adventurous journey in that zone of the Universe where there is no “GRAVITY”?

Sunday, July 28, 2013

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - ON STRANGER TIDES !!!



Sir! We found an injured sailor who was talking about Ponce De Leon. As per the sources, Ponce De Leon died 200 years back. What was there at Santiago actually? The fake judge gave the order in favour of Gibbs. Oh! I paid the driver to take us out of London, but, the British General paid more bribe to that driver. Oh! Come on! How can he be a real Jack Sparrow! Actually, an imposter started recruiting new sailors by taking the disguise of Jack Sparrow. Jack desperately wanted to meet that imposter. The pirate managed to get out of London after some dangerous jumping stunts on the British horse carts.

Gibbs read about everything in that map and destroyed the map. Captain Barbossa had no other option than to keep Gibbs alive and take him along in His Majesty’s Navy ship. The Spaniards started their journey towards the Fountain of Youth. The fake Jack Sparrow was Jack’s ex-girlfriend only. My goodness! Angelica was the daughter of a pirate too. Blackbeard knew a special magic. As per the prophecy, the one-legged man would kill Edgar Teach as Blackbeard snatched away the Black Pearl ship from Captain Barbossa and forced him to become lame for the lifetime.

The Ships of Spaniards, Sir! Waiting for your order, Sir! Captain Barbossa did not order to fire at the ships of Spaniards. Let me warn you, Son! The Fountain of Youth may take your test. The two silver chalices were at a wrecked ship of Santiago. Rituals are to be performed. That is; one human body must be sacrificed. If you drink the waters of the Fountain of Youth with a drop of tears of a mermaid, you will live forever. But, if you drink the waters of the Fountain of Youth without a drop of tears of a mermaid, you will surely die. 

Gibbs requested Captain Barbossa to sail the ship towards Whitecap bay, but, all the sailors on that ship were scared of Whitecap Bay due to the presence of mermaids in that Whitecap Bay. Mr. Sparrow took out all the information about the Fountain of Youth from Angelica and started a mutiny. After seeing a mutiny, Blackbeard hanged all the sailors on the ship who started the mutiny. They are the sheep and you are their shepherd. Blackbeard and his sailors reached a place to trap a mermaid. The light of the lighthouse was focused on the boat full of sailors. The sailors on the boat started singing to impress the mermaids. 

Don’t dare to kiss a mermaid because those mermaids are man-eaters too. The fight between humans and mermaids began. Luckily, Philip, the Christian missionary injured the tail fin of a mermaid. That mermaid got trapped. Philip started falling in love with that mermaid. Though a mermaid is very tough emotionally, but, in this case, Syrene’s eyes moistened with tears when she saw that her lover, Philip was getting tortured. After getting the drop of tears of a mermaid, they headed towards the Fountain of Youth. As per Blackbeard’s order followed by a pistol game, Jack had to jump from that cliff. 

Both Barbossa and Jack felt inside the wrecked ship that the silver chalices were already taken by the Spaniards. Jack tried to steal those chalices but got arrested by the Spaniards. With the help of ropes, Jack showed some acrobatic skills on the coconut trees to free himself and Barbossa. Jack came back to Blackbeard with Gibbs and a pig. If you give back my compass to me, then I will give you these chalices and also take you to the Fountain of Youth. Blackbeard gave back that Mariner’s Compass to Jack. The pig got released. Gibbs became the custodian of that compass temporarily. They reached near the Fountain of Youth. Mr. Sparrow was amazed to see a drop of water which defied the law of gravity. Actually, it was the drop of tears of a mermaid. The smart pirate kept it in his possession.

Jack uttered ‘AQUA DE VIDA’ which was written on the silver chalices and then climbed on the back of a sitting sailor to go upwards to reach the Fountain of Youth. After a while, Captain Barbossa also reached the spot with his sailors. It was Blackbeard Vs Barbossa at that juncture. The Spaniards felt so frustrated at that time that they declared that the story regarding Fountain of Youth was a fake one and even if it was true then it was against the Laws of Nature which was created by God. The Spaniards destroyed the holy temple and threw the silver chalices in the sea water. Barbossa pierced a sword at Blackbeard’s body. Angelica tried to save her father and in that process she injured her palm. Barbossa’s sword had venom in it. Angelica was about to die that Syrene gave two chalices to Jack. Don’t waste the drop of tears of a mermaid. 

Mr. Sparrow already had the drop of tears of a mermaid with him. He just made two drinks and made the offer to both Blackbeard and Angelica. Oh! Your father drank that drink in which there was no drop of tears of a mermaid. Your dad saved you, Angelica. The trickster then left Angelica in a desolate island to let her wait for any ship to pass by that island to rescue her. If you had a sister and a dog, I would have preferred to select that dog only. Maybe, Angelica, you may get a little doll of Jack Sparrow which was created by your dad, as a little consolation prize for yourself. Syrene took away her lover far from this world to the deep sea world. Was that the special style of a mermaid to forgive a religious human being like Philip? Captain Barbossa became the Captain of Late Blackbeard’s magical ship and the owner of a magical sword.

Blackbeard was fond of acquiring too many ships from the ocean and keeping those ships inside some little glass bottles respectively. The monkey of the Black Pearl ship was still too angry inside that little glass bottle of Late Blackbeard. Gibbs was also an expert like Jack to use that compass. The Black Pearl got tracked. Jack and Gibbs had a discussion about how to free that ship from Blackbeard’s little glass bottle. Jack, you had the chalices, waters of Fountain of Youth and the drop of tears of a mermaid. You could have opted to remain young forever. Well; Gibbs, I was warned by my father that the Fountain of Youth may take a little test on me. After that little test, my soul made me understood that I always prefer to enjoy a pirate’s life like the other “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN – ON STRANGER TIDES”.

Friday, July 26, 2013

THE LION KING !!!

A new cub has taken birth in Africa. Everyone was so happy after hearing the news that Queen Sarabi has given birth to a baby lion. Rafiki, the leader of the monkeys always had visionary eyesight. He broke a fruit and marked something on that little cub’s head. The monkey even displayed that little cub to all the animals of Africa while standing on that Pride Rock. King Mufasa declared that Simba is going to become the King of Africa in future. Scar felt too jealous after hearing this announcement. 

Always remember, Simba; this is your kingdom and as a King, it is your duty and responsibility to take care of all the animals of your kingdom. One day, you will be the King of these African jungles. Uncle Scar, do you know, one day I will be the King of this kingdom? Ha ha ha...your dad has not told you about that dangerous place or what. Do you know, what lies beyond that horizon? If possible, dare to visit that dangerous place as a brave cub. Come on, Nala, let us visit a secret place. Dad! I just wanted to be brave like you.

Simba, all the former kings have died and have become the Stars of the sky. When you will be the King, these Stars will always be there to guide you. Simba visited the Elephant graveyard last night, but, we failed to kill him because his father rescued him on time. That bird, Zazu is a good informer. I want all the hyenas to be on my side as I am going to become the King of African jungles. Take this piece of Zebra meat. I have a master plan to kill both Simba and Mafusa. You such hyenas just need to execute the plan well.

Surprise! Surprise! My dear nephew! Just wait here! Your dad is going to show you some surprise. Hyenas started the chasing operation on the wildebeests. The herd of wildebeests ran towards Simba. Mafusa came at the right time to save Simba. Simba’s father climbed on the nearby rocky cliff on time and requested his younger brother to help him, but, alas, Scar acted as an enemy to his own elder brother. Oh! Simba! You are responsible for your father’s death. What a shame! Run away from here. That’s my order.

We kept on chasing Simba, but, somehow, we lost track of him. Ok! Not an issue! Let me declare that both Simba and Mafusa got killed by a herd of wildebeests. Therefore, I, the Scar, am now the King of African Jungles. Oh! These bloody vultures! Whoa! Look! It is a little lion cub. We can utilize him for our security in the jungle. The mongoose and the wild pig became Simba’s friend. Simba, Timon and Pumbaa spent their hakuna matata life in the jungle. Simba grew up as a big lion with his sweet friends.

One day, a lioness attacked Pumbaa, but got rescued in time by Simba. Nala! Is it you? Nala was so happy to see Simba alive. After all; both Simba and Nala loved each other since their childhood days. Timon understood the true love between Simba and Nala. That’s why; Timon and Pumbaa started singing the song that they are going to lose Simba as their friend. Simba, you must come back and rule the African jungles. But, Simba was still in a hangover of hakuna matata life where there was no tension and no responsibility.

When Rafiki heard that Simba is alive, he was overjoyed. The monkey was expert enough to take Simba in front of a small lake. Look at the sky, Simba. Can you see your dad’s soul out there? The soul of Mafusa motivated Simba to go back to Pride Rock to become the King. Timon and Pumbaa also marched towards Pride Rock. How can they let their friend fight a war alone! Mom! I am still alive. Ex-Queen Sarabi united all the lionesses of African jungles within a short span of time. 

After seeing the return of Simba, the Scar tried to convince everyone that Mafusa died due to Simba only. The hyenas were in support of Scar. When the hyenas tried to attack Simba, all the lionesses led by Ex-Queen Sarabi attacked those hyenas. Scar tried to impress Simba by saying that their common enemies are the hyenas. The hyenas heard those statements. Simba was in a mood to forgive Scar, but Scar was in a mood to kill Simba. Who got killed by the hyenas? Finally, standing on the Pride Rock, who was “THE LION KING”?

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A CHRISTMAS CAROL !!!



Suddenly, Jesus Christ became too concerned about a unique personality in London. The famous moneylender of London was a great miser too. He even refused to spend more money for his business partner cum friend’s funeral. Every year, all the people of London used to celebrate Christmas in a festive mood, except one man. Fred had some soft corner towards his uncle. That’s why; Fred came to his uncle’s house to invite him for the Christmas dinner, but, Mr. Scrooge straightaway rejected the offer. Sir, can I take a day off to celebrate Christmas with my family? Oho! The boss became angry on Mr. Cratchit. Two persons came to the office of Mr. Scrooge to raise some funds for the poor people of London, but, alas, Ebenezer didn’t even gave them a single penny as a token of Christmas Eve gift to the poor people of London.

Jesus Christ called for an important conference with all the spirits in heaven. As per the orders from Jesus Christ, all the spirits decided to teach a lesson to Ebenezer. Jacob Marley was made the leader of this mission. Mr. Scrooge saw a green coloured lively face on the door. He thought that maybe, he is having some kind of illusions. While eating, he saw some strange things. Then, after a while, came his friend, who died 7 years back. Look at me, Ebenezer; I have been chained completely because I was too greedy when I was alive. That’s why; my soul is now getting a severe punishment like a prisoner of heaven. Preach love and humanity throughout the world. Come out of that selfish minded nature. Enjoy Christmas and help others during Christmas. Ebenezer didn’t change his mind. That’s why; Marley gave a task to the three spirits. 

Who are you? Well, I am the Ghost of Past Tense. Mr. Scrooge, try to remember the cruelty of your dad. Can you ever forget your sister’s contribution towards you? You are still a good businessman but what about your personal life? You became so greedy towards money, that your beloved Belle gave you a release order from all bonds of love and romance with her. My job ends here. Now, the Ghost of Present Tense will tell you something. Oh! No! My nephew, Fred is laughing at me with others in the dinner party. Oh! Mr. Scrooge, you are being regarded as an animal of London. Why do you pay such a less salary to your employee at this age of inflation and recession? Bob’s son, Tiny Tim is suffering from a disease. Without proper treatment, Tiny Tim may die. Please raise Bob’s salary. Mr. Scrooge, always beware of ‘Ignorance’ and ‘Want’ of humans.

Heoooaaahaaa...Let me chase you with a horse cart because I am the Ghost of Future Tense. What! That old miser has died. Hurrah! No one showed any interest to attend the funeral party of Ebenezer. Ha ha ha...now, my uncle’s property will be inherited by me. My uncle kept on saving the money by acting as a miser, but, frankly speaking, I will enjoy all his money now as he is dead. He earned the money, but, I will enjoy it. See the fun! They wrapped that dead body with an expensive cloth but Mrs. Dilber took that cloth also from the dead body. Mrs. Dilber earned some money by selling all the clothes of late Mr. Scrooge. Due to poverty, Bob failed to provide good treatment to his son, Tiny Tim. As a result, Tiny Tim died. The entire Cratchit family started mourning. Ebenezer was born in 1786 but will die on the Christmas Day next year. 

While falling towards his coffin, he promised to celebrate Christmas in a gala fashion every year. Jesus Christ smiled cheekily as his mission was successful. The miser person learned a new definition of life. Merry Christmas, Mrs. Dilber. Come on; let us dance. Mrs. Dilber was totally surprised to see such a change in Ebenezer’s character. Hey! Boy! Buy a bird’s meat and deliver it at Bob’s house. Don’t worry; I will pay you. When you open your mind and heart to everyone, age is not at all a bar. Ebenezer felt as if he has become younger like a little school kid. Hello! Fred! Can I join you at this Christmas dinner? Whoa! Fred was the happiest man on earth to see his uncle at dinner. Hey! Bob! You are late by 16 minutes, but, don’t worry; your salary has been raised. Tim got cured and appreciated the blessing of God in “A CHRISTMAS CAROL”.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

THE NET 2.0 !!!

Like other IT Professionals, I would also like to have some adventures in my job. After all; I am expert in Network Securities and Firewall Applications. But, Istanbul is a very unsafe place. This is the last call for the passengers of the flight to Istanbul. Oh! Come on! James is not interested in any type of adventurous job. Yeah! I got a new job in Suzer International. Hey! Why the amount of that bank account started decreasing in the Internet? Ok! Take this champagne drink and a blue coloured bracelet. Outside the Istanbul airport, she found a cab driver who was eager to take her luggage to Sultanahmet Hotel of Istanbul. Actually, Americans always prefer to stay for a long time in Sultanahmet Hotel of Istanbul. Istanbul was once the Byzantine kingdom and was also known as Constantinople. Ali Abay confirmed by telephone that she had been recruited at Suzer International and her first assignment would be to provide security to the internet security network of a Russian company. Excuse me! I am having a work visa not a tourist visa. Point to be noted that the employee at the Immigration office of Istanbul was having a butterfly tattoo on his right hand. Ibrahim Zorolan gave her some time to write some codes to give a good protection to Ibrahim Supercomputer Network. What was the mystery behind that fund transfer of 14 million USD? 

Some searching took place at the Sultanahmet Hotel. Miss Cassidy met Z.Z. for the first time. Next day, real Hope was shocked to get the passport of Kelly. The fake Hope worked under Ali Abay. Why such an identity crisis? Who stole her identity? The Russian Arms Dealer was the owner of that company. Miss Cassidy told about many characters to Dr.Kavak. But, strangely, Osman got killed and other characters too. Roxelena came to the rescue act. Basically, Dr.Kavak became a corrupted cop as she was approaching towards the end of her career. After interrogation, real Kelly Roos revealed that she was forced to become Hope Cassidy by some unknown powerful persons. Hope was smart enough to buy some financial securities with those 14 million dollars and kept those security papers inside the vault of a bank. James came into the picture now. In joint collaboration with Dr.Kavak, the Mr. Haven wanted to take all the money. Even the Russian Arms Dealer smelled the rats. The encounters started in front of the bank. The Russian Arms Dealer and other people died in the encounters. Hope Cassidy also got shot by a bullet. The blue bracelet helped Roxelena to track her. Did Diana Moon get some reward for helping the Interpol in the Hollywood film, “THE NET 2.0”?