BYOMKESH BAKSHI - KAHEN KABI KALIDAS !!!

‘Sirf sukno sal paata.’ ‘Ebaar ektu Biswanath darshan karo.’ ‘Jekhane taaka r baarbaronto, sekhanei bipotti.’ ‘In our world, money is the last word.’ ‘Byabsa bojhar janyo nichey jabaar ki dorkaar.’ ‘Sandhye bela iccha hole aasben, sab rakam byabostha ache.’ ‘Ekta asath lok er sathe ghar koraa amar pokkhe sambhab noy.’ ‘Apnaar ki dharan er golmaal ektu jodi detail e bolen.’ ‘They just employ wrong people.’ ‘Ki, jhamela hocche khub?’ ‘Bandhu der biswas korte hobe.’

Gagan Chakraborty and Sujit Gangopadhyay came to Dhanbad to enquire about coal mines as the boss of their company wanted in invest money in coal business. Gobinda Halder felt uneasy by seeing his new competitors! Was Manish Chakraborty’s daughter-in-law not happy with Phanish Chakraborty? Gambling is not allowed in Coal Club! What was Mohini’s role in the game of playing cards? ‘Pranhori khooni ke jaanto.’ ‘Apni sure ei dorjaa ta bandho chilo?’ EMI of Rs.300 !

‘Tumi jano oi buro taa ke ami kato taaka diyechi.’ ‘Tomar babu 500 taka e tomake amar kache ek raatri r janyo beche diyeche.’ Who fled from Cuttack and why? Did the military person come back? ‘Apnaader heroine der mato ekhaankar pistol er guli gulo kintu nakal noy. Blood, lal rang noy.’ ‘Aurobindo, tomar pistol taa prayojon porle diyo kintu.’ ‘Thik time mato entry korte perechi toh?’ ‘Cherey dilen?’ ‘Saara jiban paliye berabe.’ ‘Er theke baro shaasti ar ki hote paare?’ Gobinda Raj!

Why Mrigen Mullick was so eager to tell the story of that night by himself? Was Indira having any extra-marital affair? Why Ajit verified whether Madhumoy Ghosh was lefty or not?  Who slapped Gobinda Halder’s younger brother? Four versions of the same incident! Lefty Surapati wanted to join Gobinda’s company? ‘Etai sab chaite bhalo sujog.’ ‘Itni bhi jaldi kya hain, Bhuban? Pehle kahani khatam karo.’ After all, it is the story of “BYOMKESH BAKSHI – KAHEN KABI KALIDAS”?

BYOMKESH PHIRE ELO !!!

‘Apnar favourite ki, landscape?’ ‘Potrait!’ ‘Ei prithibi jamon ache serokom ee metey thakbe, konodin ee kono swarga rajya hoye uthbe na.’ ‘Ekhan ki? Majhey na Moddhey?’ ‘Goyenda without a gun!’ ‘Party r policy ke jaarai prashno korche, taader soriye felaa hocche.’ ‘Makranda fireche?’ ‘Accha, ei raincoat gulo kano bolun toh?’ ‘Haan ami jaat e othaar chesta korechi.’ ‘Prem Patro!’ ‘Ami kaar haathe ranna khabo na khabo, setaa toh amar byapar.’ ‘Parag kono swapner rajputra noy.’ ‘Ami aar paarchi naa.’ ‘Haasi taa dekhun!’ ‘Ami badhyo hoye will change korte bolechi.’ ‘No Sir! Goyenda aapni, pooro taa apnaakei bolte hobe.’ ‘Hallabaaji aar Maxism ek noy, daadu.’ ‘Tumi amaar boi porecho?’ ‘Ki korbi tui, ki korbi.’ ‘Laash fele debo.’ ‘Stool porikkha kore alpo arsenic paaoa gache.’ ‘Khoon taa jeh khurr diye hoyeche, seta keu jaane!’ ‘Ami biye korle, tomader biye taa samlaabe ke? Sab family tei ek jon ke deho rakkhi thakte hoy.’

Daddu of Makranda got murdered along with Meghraj! Flashback please! Medini impressed everyone with her cooking skills. By seeing Makranda, you may assume that Marxism is a very violent theory indeed. Who used to write love letters to Nikhil? Was Gayatri aware of her husband’s extra-marital affair? Was the new will of Beni Madhab signed by the owner of the will? Who attacked Parag from behind on that night? Laboni fled from the house! The drunkard gambler hired a goon to kill the detective! The hair-pin of a lady inside a gentleman’s room! Surely, that special instinct was nothing but the basic instinct. Was the elder son of the younger sister of Gayatri’s father in true love with someone? Why Jhilik was so unhappy? Hey, Satyabati and Ajit, was the murder case of Nikhil’s maternal uncle got solved? So, can we proudly say that “BYOMKESH PHIRE ELO”?

THE JUNGLE BOOK !!!

‘I know where you came from. Would you like to see?’ ‘I know he is special; I raised him.’ ‘Nothing lasts forever.’ ‘How many lives?’ ‘You can’t fight him like a wolf, you are not a wolf. Fight him like a man.’ ‘I want him dead’. ‘Strength of the pack is the wolf and strength of the wolf is the pack.’ ‘Only I can protect you.’ ‘No one has to afraid you anymore.’ ‘Peace Rock! It’s a truce! water truce!’ ‘Show respect! The elephants created this jungle, but, they didn’t make you. That is why, I am scared.’

All animals of the jungle got assembled near the peace rock to give respect to the water truce. Sher Khan got a peculiar smell of something! The deadly battle began! After the dry summer season, came the monsoon. The peace rock went under the water and the water truce ended. There were confusions in Akela’s camp regarding the Sher Khan’s threat. Mowgli decided to leave the jungle and Raksha’s eyes got moistened. Bagheera became the guide of Mowgli in their journey towards the nearby villages of human beings.

Sher Khan tried to kill Mowgli, but, Bagheera gave a very tough fight to Sher Khan. Sher Khan chased Mowgli. The run of so many bisons helped Mowgli to get out of that place. Mother Nature’s fury started in the form of massive landslides. Who killed Akela? Who saved whom from dying by just about getting entered into Kaa’s belly? A deal of honey for the next hibernation! Wow! The life was so simple and joyous for Ballu! ‘Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities, forget about your worries and your strife, I mean the bare necessities, old Mother Nature’s recipes that bring the bare necessities of life.’

Why the monkeys kidnapped Mowgli? Do you have any idea about the size of King Louis? Was there any mystery about red flower? ‘Jungle jungle baat chali hain pataa chala hain, arrey chaddi pehen ke phool khila hain, phool khila hain.’ What were the demands made by King Louis? ‘I wanna be like youuuu, I wanna talk like youuuu, walk like youuuu.’ Time for some actions! Bagheera and Ballu showed their fighting skills against the monkeys. Did King Louis die as the Monkey Temple collapsed? Which brutal truth was kept hidden from Mowgli?

The man cub is out in the jungle to take the sweet revenge! Don’t play with fire! Look, Mowgli, what have you done? The jungle is on fire! United we stand! Sher Khan had a fight with Ballu, Bagheera and Raksha with her pack of wolves. The elephants changed the course of river and the river water tamed the jungle fire. ‘That night, I saw something that I will never forget.’ Who had the last laugh in the deadly battle of Sher Khan Vs Mowgli to create a history of a jungle to be written in Rudyard Kipling’s “THE JUNGLE BOOK”?

AHALYA !!!

Are you looking at her sexy hips? ‘Beautiful! Isn’t she?’ ‘Every inch of her inspires me.’ ‘Abar porey gache!’ ‘Sabai kintu khub dustu hoye jaccho. Bosun.’ Why Indra came to meet Sadhu? ‘I am good in bed.’ ‘Eta ekta adbhut mystery!’ ‘Thana theke aschi.’ Who was missing for almost a month? ‘Arjun, tritiya Pandav!’ ‘Ami bolle apni biswas korben na.’ Who was too desperate for money? 

‘Oh! Jekhane sekhane feley jaabe aar tarpor chyachabey.’ ‘Basic story line! Eta daarun bolechen.’ ‘Magic power!’ Who was the King of Gods in Indian mythological era? ‘That may be the case!’ ‘Apni toh amake biswas korchen na, taai bolchi, try it.’ Who saw whose reflection? ‘Eso.’ Who was shouting for help? ‘My latest creation!’ ‘Or janyo ek cup cha.’ ‘Uni amar ardhangini’, “AHALYA”!

BHRANTI BILASH !!!

‘Aah! Didi ke bujiye aar paari na. Haar taa tairi korte samay laage toh!’ It’s a Necklace issue!  The 1^st Master went out of his house after quarrelling with his wife. The 2^nd Master and his Servant arrived at the Railway Station. ‘Aamra jaaini toh, elaam!’ ‘Jungle ekhan theke kato dur?’ The Master of the 2^nd Servant went out of the hotel. ‘Babu baari nei!’ The 1^st Servant came out of the house to search his Master. ‘Aaj bikele okhane ekta baro mela ache.’

‘Amar Cigarrette diye kirokom gandha berocche !’ The 1^st Servant got beaten up by the 2^nd Master. ‘Kinkar baaire jaayeini!’ ‘Chal, ekta baro mela ache.’ They went to the village fair. ‘Arrr; Papad, Papad, Papad, Arrr; ha ha ha.’ ‘Aasun! Jyanto Putul naach dada, jyanto putul naach.’ In those days, the puppet show was a very popular show in rural Bengal. The drama of ‘Ahalya Upakhyan’ started. ‘Naach re Putul, naach re Putul naach. Bhool koro naa chiney nite apon patni ke.’

‘Haath taa charun.’ ‘Aar haath taali ditey hobe na.’ ‘Ami toh biye ee korini.’ Bilas was quarrelling with whom in that fair? ‘Ei je dada, takhon theke ki fusur fusur hocche?’ Now, it was time to hear the emotional lectures from a typical Bengali housewife. ‘Ki korle balo dekhini, saradin nije o khele naa aar amake o khete dile na. Taa thik ee toh Bapu; din raat meyera jodi purush manush er kaan er kache ghyanghyan kore, tahole kono purush manush er ee matha r thik thakte paare na.’

The 2^nd Master tried to escape but got blocked by whom? Kinkar’s master was sleeping on the bench! ‘Ekei bole kapaal.’ Why Bilas sang the song, ‘Tumi ki se tumi nau, sab ee aaj natun natun laage?’  Has he gone mad? ‘Daariye kano, boso boso, suye paro. Matha e ektu haath buliye debo?’ The bodies were inside the house and their souls were calling from outside! ‘Ami saarra dile rakto uthbe!’ Have you heard of ‘Nishi’ ghost? ‘Sab maara gache.’ ‘Roopo; Roopo Roopo Roopo!’

Why the 1^st Master and his Servant stayed at Aparna’s house on that night? Love was in the air! ‘Swapan e dekhis jaare, paarli na toh jaante.’ The 2^nd Servant went to book the rail tickets. The jeweller gave the necklace to whom? The moneylender was in need of recovery money on an urgent basis. ‘Haar taa kothay?’ ‘Gusthi r pindi koreche’. ‘Cholun thana teh.’ The Police Inspector made a General Diary on that case? ‘Naa hole jeh byapar ta court obdi garaabe.’ ‘Jaah!’

Why Kinkar was given 1200 bucks? Who spotted Chira da with that jewel box? ‘Paara gaayen e sab ache, taah janish.’ ‘O mashi maa, taao jaano naa!’ The tantric got a new assignment. They started running and the policemen chased them. Were the jewel box and those 1200 bucks recovered? ‘Sudhu sudhu paaini paaini bole sakaal theke manush ke hairaan korlen.’ Chiranjit asked, ‘Ami tahole ke?’ Was there any identity confusion which was termed as “BHRANTI BILASH”?