GUMNAMI !!!

'Ush din toh plane urhaa hee nahin.' 'Tu Sher-e-Hind aagey barh, marne se tu kabhi na darr.' 'Jiske antim sanskaar mein terah lakh log hona chaiye tha, wahan sirf terah log khade hain; baah re Hindustan !' 'Emon desh ti kothayo khujey paabe naa ko tumi'. 'Laut ke jaroor aayenge, par azaad Hindustan mein.' Azaadi nahi thi woh, thi woh ek Partition AGREEMENT; azaadi toh woh tha, jab Moirang pe Hindustan ki tiranga leheraha tha 'Azad Hind Fauz' REGIMENT. 'Tufaan-e-Hind banayenge, Shaan-e-Hind banayenge.' 'Tezaab ka intezaam kar liya hain.' 'Allah ka doosra naam hain Rehman.' Nazdeeq thi itni, phir bhi hain bahut DUR; jung naa jeet paaya, toh kya, itihaas ke panne mein tumhara zikr rahega ZAROOR; zaroori nahi hain ki har baar jo jeeta, wohi hain SIKANDAR; kyon ki, kabhi kabhi, haar ke jeetnewalon ko bhi kahete hain humlog, BAAZIGAR.

The life of the No.1 enemy of the Allied powers was full of riddles. 'Jahaan suraz ki roshni naa pouchey, wahaan kavi ki kavitaein pouch jaati hain.' He retired from the Congress Party to form the 'All India Forward Bloc'. 'Kamon acho Lee ?' 'Amaar o icchey chilo naa ei Congress e naam lekhabaar.' Why the DNA or forensic lab testing of the ashes kept at Renkoji Temple is still pending ? 'We have all let him down.' 'I want to serve the honour of that man who served for the nation.' The Russian as well as American Intelligence Departments knew that he is still alive. Did the first Prime Minister of India sent a secret letter to the British Empire about his current hideouts ? 'Mujhe jyaada thand nahi laagti.' Is it too easy to get the original documents of a report placed by one of the two former enquiry commissions ? 'Just like that !' Well, a Royal Bengal Tiger is always the world's No. 1 big wild CAT. No plane crashed in Taiwan ! Check the old photos, please ! Same voice, same face in a DISGUISE; a royal bengal tiger always changes its location, in that case, there must be no SURPRISE.

Are you a Rum Bhakt ? Can you please go through the detailed analysis of 'Old Monk'. Had he returned with his original identity, the Indian Government could have interrogated many soldiers of 'Azad Hind Fauz' ! 'Kiser raag ! Haan, abhimaan ektu hoyeche.' 'Proti bachar or janmadin e, ektu misti aar eelish maach paathiye diyo, o khetey khub bhalobaashe.' The people of the Pradesh of Bhagwan Ram's birthplace gave shelter and security to one of the best patriotic sons of Bharat Maata. 'Yeh zindagi hain qam ki, tu qam pe lutaaye jaa.' DNA tests and handwriting tests of developed nations are more accurate as well as correct. The English word, 'Democracy' is synonymous with the Hindi word, 'Darr' for any Indian Government in any of the houses of the Indian Parliament. 'Kaaj kore jaao, phal er aasha korona.' Mukherjee Commission enquiry mein badiya sahyog diya CHANDRACHUR; phir bhi Bharat Sarkar ne unki hosla ko kiya chur CHUR; Subhash ji, aap aaj bhi sab ke dil mein hain amar, yeh Hindustan ki awaam hain ANTARYAMI; jaanta hain yeh Bharat ki Janata, ki ek Hindustan ki sher; kab, kahan aur kyon teh "GUMNAMI" ?

BHOOTHER BHABISYAT !!!

'Bhooth gulo sab jaabe kotha !' Madhumati holo AGGYAN; ki jukti dilo BIGGYAN. 'Ami debo na, debo na, debo na re.' Bolen ki moshaai, Ad film shooting in this house ! 'Ei baari r kintu ekta abhishapta itihaas ache.' Disputed property ! Ayan fell asleep. 'Ami ekhaaneyi thaaki.' No 'Badly Bangaali', now you listen to 'Bhooth Bangaali'. 

Palki choley, hoomna, hoomna. Who killed Darpanarayan ? Ramsay Saheb thaakben kothay ? Welcome to Chowdhury Baari, Sir ! 'Aar kotadin saboor karo Kadu, tumi ee hobey amaar badhu.' 'Kolkata e takhan jungle raaj cholche.' 'Biplab ke ki oto sahaj e paaowa jaaye.' Promoters started constructing big flats and malls by demolishing old buildings of Kolkata. Where to stay ? 

The interview process started. 'Hazarduari, musuem hoye galo, aar ami besahara hoye gelaam. Palashi r juddha r samay, khunti chere ei haath e dhorechilaam tarowaal.' They got a cook, a singer, a rickshaw puller, a beautiful teenager girl. 'In the year of 1999'; thaak, aapni thaakchen Sir. Baro ee security problem ekhaane. 'Amaar naam Aatmaram, baari darbhanga, ami bado ee gareeb aadmi aache babu.' Dhaath ! Nikaalo RICKSHAW; bhooth bazaar se khareedega aaj hum HILSHA. Ek phool, do maali o achey dekhchi. Gaan er lyrics e o achey Orangotang ! 

Ei re, shooting er upodrab ! Target the actress during the shooting. Bhooth Chaturdashi teh Halloween party, taar saathe hobe introduction, gaane gaane. Bah ! besh bhalo ee kaatlo, erpor taholey choruibhaati ! 'Tumi chingri r ki bojho he !' Bhutoria liked the disputed property. Out of the court settlement ! Ei Pramod ta ke bhai ! The Brigadier had a masterplan ! Eso byatso, karo Baba r darshan ! Ei Laxmi ta ke re, khojh taake. Haathkaata Kartik is now in this gang. 'Ladies der request ami abaar feltey paarina.'

'Ami Ganesh, tumi Kartik !' The deal will be discounted. Come to Chowdhury Baari at 10 PM. 'Madh cholena, taah meye maanush nischoi choley.' 'Ei Shiuli !' Time for an item number song. 'Mere ang ang mein aag laagayi deh'. Who was the first wife of Bhutoria ? In the battle of Bhooth Vs Bhutoria, which team emerged victorious ? 'Aapni ki amaar saathe thattya korchen !' Wake up ! but, what's in your pocket ! TRP rating baarbe naa boley, bandho jakhan khabor er kagaj, magazine aar media channel er sab PATH; takhan kintu bhooth e der samasya gulo niye biplab aanbe ei, Bangla chalochitro, "BHOOTHER BHABISHYATH".

BHOOT CHATURDASHI !!!

'Jai Maa Chamunda ! Jaag Maa Jaag !' 'Byata, bhoot ki paakhi naaki, je dhore dhore khaacha e poore raakhbo.' 'Ekbaar putul e praan pratistha korte paarleyi, se putul tomaake chobol maarbeyi maarbe.' 'Jeebito abostha e aamraa keyu taake khujhi na.' 'Ki jahapana, maarbe toh ?' 'Se jodi ektu khelte chaaye, naa korish na.' 'Maddhyraatrey chaand jakhan maddhyagagan e, takhan nijer naam shona jaaye.' 'Asoley otaake praasaad naa bole, kaaragaar bolaa ee bhaalo.' 

The SUV No. WB42AG4747 started its journey towards a remote village which is just a few kilometers away from Bolpur of Birbhum district under Bangabhoomi state. What was the mystery in the Thakur family ? Someone took birth with magical powers ! 'Baataash ke ki dekha jaaye !' 'Ami o orokom feel kori.' Ajay Nad e je mrito shorir othey BHESEY; seyi shorir ke Maa Chamunda r charan e daan kore Kankaal Baba hesey HESEY. 'O kichu bolte chaaye.' 'Awesome location !' Choddo shaak aar choddo pradip er galpo ki jaano tomraa ! 

The rocket got fired towards the firecrackers. Sukumar Mondal gave a warning. At the banks of Ajay river, every year, they perform 'Lakkhi' puja. The three puppets got burned, except one ! The car kept on coming to the same location ! No FUEL ! Bad time to QUARREL ! After whom, the emergency light also fell into the WELL ? 'Maa Chamunda r kaache naalish jaaniyeche bujhi seyi chotto ELOKESHI; ektu naa hoy kheltey taar saathey jakhan jaano ee je aaj "BHOOT CHATURDASHI".

RINGS !!!

'Hello ! 7 days ! I am coming !' Copy it and then show it to others. 'That's the tail !' 'You have vision but you don't know what actually vision is.' Was Gabriel responsible for Skye's death ? 'She will come for you Julia'. Julia followed Gabriel to the 7th floor and decided to save Holt. 'No matter who you are, just leave him.' Why her version was not getting copied ? How the file size became larger than before ! Why she got the marks in her hand just after one day ? 'Its happening faster !'

She spotted the bird and even found the point of cemetery where the skeleton was. Who disappeared thirty years back ? Oh ! Evelyn, where have you been ! Spotted the little girl, but, at the accident spot, who died ? Who was thrown inside the well ? Who was chained by whom ? Who was Samara's mother ? Have you spotted the priest in that old photo ! Eternal spirits do search for a new address to survive. Before dying, he made a voice message about that 'Braille' code. 'I am sorry, it won't stop.' The 'RINGS' had a rebirth !

BYOMKESH (SEASONS 1 TO 4, 9 EPISODES OF HOICHOI WEB SERIES) !!!

'Andhokaar er utso thekey utsaarito aalo'. 'Eto kaada ghetey o apni ekhano nirmal royechen'. 'Byesshya meye toh, taai biye o korte paarini, abaar chaartey o paarini.' 'Moyna r mato gaan gaaitey paaro ?' 'Morphine' as a homepathy medicine! What happened to the cocaine dealer ? 'Kaancha adaa r jhaanjh kintu sahaj e jaayena !' Sometimes, one must read the advertisement columns of newspapers too. The man of Midnapore created a wonderful musical weapon. Use a pin to remove your thorn. Stand near the lamp post to get the deal done ! 'Paan taa kheley bhalo ee hoto.' 'Byomkesh Bakshi naam e kaarur naam sunechen naaki ! Uni ee ei khoon er tadonto korchen.' Bhai Ajit, goyenda noy se, se holo Sattyanwesi, ebong ke diyechilo seyi biggyapon, 'Pather Kaanta' ?

'E yug er Nabakumar der, oi Kapalkundala raa ee path dekhaaye.' 'Sooch er janmo ee toh suto fotaano r jonnyo.' The old writer's tongue used to be reddish ! 'Sab kichu poriskaar kore tuley dhoraa hocche !' Pierced for three times ! No sugar in the tea ! 'Thaak ! aar khujtey hobena, pencil paaowaa gachey.' A will is invalid without the respective signature of witnesses ! Karali went to heaven due to the man who ordered his servant to buy a bottle of choloroform. 'Bidhu Babu, okey dhorte bolini, sudhu lyaj e khelaate bolechi.' Bhai Ajit, now you are smart enough to stop that old man's 'Tarantula Dance'. 'Mokkham samay amaar kavita gulo mon e aasena.' 'Sesh er kavita kano ?' Kaaron 'Aartha Aanartham' aar 'shuru korbo boley'. 'Aapni ki rahasya bhalobaasen ?'

'Sattyanweshi r prem er khela e, Satyabati r abohela e, chaatal Ajit ei bikel belaa e felchey deergoswash, sesh e kina chaa er torey chaatak hobe ei Ajit, e ki parihaash.' 'Apni Sattyanweshi, ami Satyakaam.' Why 'Suchitra Emporium' was on the verge of becoming 'Suchitra Memorial'? Advance payment to find out the truth only ! Sei raat ei ekti raangta elo ! 'Ekebaar e baagh er guhaa e giye porechilam'. 'Usha hoilen Pati'. The 'Supto Pratibha' of the Khazaanji had its own significance indeed. 'Basanta kaal e ektu chaarh ditey hoy !' Why Annapurna got so many sarees as gifts ? 'Satyakaam er aar ekti kaam er namuna.' The name of the Villa was 'Choudhury Villa' ! 'Chotobela e rupkatha r galpey porechi !' Who took his father's revenge by killing a cop ? 'Ustad toh pagaar paar, ebar jato dosh, Nanda Ghosh !' The colour of that pregnant woman's car was red or black ! The will disclosed something to him ! 'Unish bachor dhorey, sangsar naamok ekti shoshaan e din kaatiyechi aamra.' It was indeed a masterplan ! 'Aayeen er opor e o ekta jinish achey, Nyayshaastra.' Will Ajit write a poem on a thriller ? Bon voyage to Kashmir for honeymoon ! 'Sab kichu muchey jaaye, kintu sei rakter daag royeyi jaaye.'

'Ami onnyo ekjon ke bhalobashi.' 'Amaar baari r lok amaake jor kore biye diyeche.' 'Naa tomaar katha kaaukey bolini.' 'Ami o pratham pratham bhabtaam je amaar bou buddhimoti.' Do you know that porcupine has thorns ? But, don't you want to know what you actually don't know ? 'Accha uni ki bechey achen ?' 'Dadababu toh konodin emon koren na !' 'Meye taa ke paatrostho karo.' Nripati babu r adda e ! Superstitions based on caste system still exists ! 'Aasoley tomraa hoccho Aarsola !' Trend of murders was climbing the economic ladder ! A fraction of a poetry ! Who was the author ? Sen Kaka told a miraculous mystery ! Love had a good luck and good luck prevailed with the new lovers. Childish love is temporary, but, the flower of permanent love among the married couple started to beautify the garden. Ki Rakhal ! Pancham Porcupine Pin er collection holo naaki ? Aasol phoolsajya r nimantran dilen Debashish, jehetu sorechey ekti sajaru r kaanta.

'Inquilab Zindabad, samrajyabaad nipaat jaak.' 'Ekta bonduk ditey paaro, Comrade.' 'Eto gas chamber byabohaar korle, erokom communist toh jonmaabeyi.' India is a land of  scientific innovations but due to poverty and poor infrastructure, the scientific research works get hampered ! 'Maarbaar icchey toh chilo ee.' Who fell in love with Habul's younger sister ? What a weird insurance policy, Sir ji ! For some doctors, human patients are just like guinea pigs ! Who demanded 10,000 rupees and why ? The research work succeeded. 'Aaj obdi kichu aabishkaar korecho ?' 'Amazing death !' When humans invented the first weapon, at that juncture itself, humans created the destiny of death of human race. 'Ekeyi boley niyati'. 'Britto Musollini confirms the use of chamber gas in Ethiopia.' 'Etey jaati r unnati hoy !' Etaa ki taholey agnibaan e anaadi khoon ! Satya anwesan hobeyi, hok na jato ee jotil CASE; bujhley bhaya Ajit, mon e rekho, je tomaar ei sattyanweshi bondhu r naam, "BYOMKESH" !!!

SAVING MR.BANKS !!!

'Rain brings life.' 'So, does the Sun.' 'Winds from the East.' Welcome to Allora ! 'New branch of a Bank, new posting, new adventures. That's the life of a Banker ! But alas, he was an alcoholic person. Never stop dreaming, Ginty. The hen is your aunt ! Someone promised his daughters that 'Mary Poppins' will fly out from the pages of a book to the silver screen of Cinema. Negotiations for so many years failed. 'Life is an illusion. Money, money, money, it bits me in my butt.' 'Never stop dreaming.' Due to the need of money, who suggested whom to take the flight to Los Angeles ?

'Nobody walks here !' Time for recorded rehearsals on tapes before the final approval. Explorations and observations were on from both ends. 'Not musical.' Well, the musicians never gave up. How does it matter, whether a man has a moustache or not ! Oh ! Ginty ! why your father used to shave everyday ? 'Swish ! Swoosh !' Ralph's daughter had some physical challenges ! Well, some handicapped persons can do wonders, what the fit people could not do. The word, 'Passion' always gets a priority in any hardworking American's life. That's in the American gene ! Walter never gave up. 'That mouse is family.' 

Breaking News ! 'She is dancing with Don.' The Australian Bank had its pressure of business targets on the Bank Manager. Maybe, due to too much pressure, he became alcoholic which ultimately ruined everything, but, he was not a cruel person. Welcome to Disneyland ! 'Ride on the horse, Pamela.' Sometimes a little childish act brings out the child within you. She wrote and rewrote a poem. She loved her father but that bottle was not a bottle of medicine. Horse riding helped her to save her mother. Opening up bank accounts for children is good. The 'tuppence' will be honored and remain safe in a Bank. 

Her aunt promised to fix everything up, but, alas, she brought the pears, but, her eyes got filled with tears. Not a British, but an Australian ! Who is Helen, then ? Everyday who remembers those childhood days, when he used to sell newspapers in the cold weather of snowfalls. 'Everyone has a sad story.' 'Instill hope and hope again.' 'That's what we storytellers do.' The soft statue of Mickey witnessed her important signature. No invitation for 'Mary Poppins' as Walt feared the Press people ! The old pal with the cab met her surely. 'You are the best American I met, Ralph.' 'Its your night. Nothing would have happened without you.' Forget the brutal reality, he is still alive in imagination. 'Never leave me'. 'I will never leave you'. 'Let's fly a kite to the heighest height' as an artistic act of "SAVING MR. BANKS".

NAYAK !!!

'An actor is just a puppet.' 'Eta ekta khela, ekta strategy.' 'Asoley ki jaanen ! Uni hocchen kolir kesto, aar eenaara hocchen pracchanna gopini.' 'B.A. pass kora naayika r biraho r gaan gaaowaa uchit noy.' 'Nayak er o orokom debtulya howaa uchit noy.' Life is a journey where you meet several passengers; some get down early, some travels with you for long; but everyone has to get down at the final destination. 'What other types of marriage are there in this civilized society ?' 'Taholey daadu, ami bachelor.' You had a FIGHT; in a bar last NIGHT ! It got published in the newspapers, RIGHT ! Then, as a celebrity, your future is BRIGHT ! Lies the darkness, behind that big halogen LIGHT. Going to Delhi to receive an award, though, scandals will always be there. Even the beautiful moon has some dark spots. 

Subscription amount of 'Adhunika' is just Rs. 10/-. Toss the coin. Time to take an interview ! Molly understood her husband's game plan, and tried to make a deal. 'Film e kaaj korbe ! Impossible.' 'Apni ki amaar bou ke khujchen ! Apni jaanen na, nyakaamo hocche !' Sleeping pills are injurious to health, but, some dreams do have a sense. Brojo kothay, Brojo, khujchey bujhi ekhano mon er MAANUSH; theater noy, eta film er jagat, ekhaaney paabey onekgulo FAANUSH. Putul hoyecho jakhan, dekhcho onek TAAKA; kintu din er sesh e, tomaar hriday kintu ekhano FAAKA. Shankar da, Mukunda da , Jyoti, Promila aar Biresh dekhaalo jiban er katorakam er DRISTIKON; aar taai bodhoy oi konkaal haath gulo e bejeyi cholechey seyi public der TELEPHONE; bujhlen Miss Sengupta, asoley ogulo taaka r pahaar noy, jano ek adbhut CHORABAALI; taana teen te chobi maar kheleyi, aasbo firey apnaar ei jagat e, kaaron hriday je ekhano amaar royechey KHAALI.

'Arindam, tor ei khutkhutemi taa kintu ekta bhalo sign, tui onek unnati korbi.' On the Bijoya Dashami day of Sabeki style Durga Puja, Shankar da expired. 'Je maanush er moddhey eto life chilo, taar praan ek nimeshe choley galo !' Mukunda da insulted someone ! No variety in acting, no change in voice tone ! Jobless for four years, yet, no helping hand from his side. Was it a sweet revenge ? Biresh wanted him to be the union leader. At least, he could have supported those workers who were on strike for 24 days. 'Eto ta paribartan bodhoy naa holeyi bhalo hoto.' 'Aapni je eto lok ke eto ananda dicchen, eta toh ekta kaaj.' 'Eta sudhu peshaa noy, neshaa o botey.' Look at the rail tracks from a running train. The rail tracks meet another rail track and also get diverted from another rail track. Life and several relationships are just like those rail tracks. 'Apnaar sathe aar amaar dekha hobena'. 'Chirrhey fellen je, tahole ki mon theke likhben.' 'Mon e rekhe debo'. 'WWWW' ! Where there is will, there is a WAY; fight against your enemies in the battlefield, don't just run AWAY. The passenger observed everything before giving a work to that ad agency. 'Or jwar serechey !' 'Autograph diye naamlen "NAYAK".

VINCI DA !!!

'Civil ?' 'Naa Criminal.' 'Ota toh Collateral Damage.' 'Se achey sahar er ek koney, je mrito maanush er katha shoney.' 'Thik ek ee rakam ee crime kore, okey crime er haath e tuley dilaam.' 'Chor, Police, Ukeel, Judge aar Jallad.' 'Dekhchen na, mukh ta kamon fyakashey hoye gachey.' Before 12 AM, of becoming an adult, he used the bat to release someone from cruelty. In the asylum, the study continued. 'Ei, ki jano naam bollo lok taa r !' The artist lost his Guru, but, continued the art, though, Tollywood Industry failed to give him the desired recognition.

Someone gave him a good offer. 'Onekdin naa khete paaowa baagh er kaache ekta harin niye esey bolaa, 'ektu chekhe dekhben naaki.'' 'Ei canvas taa bolchey, je thik amaake niye o chobita aakiye nebe.' Jaya was his inspiration and love too. Bank dacoity in Bandhan Bank ! The scamster is in jail. Killing the people who were sleeping on the footpath at night. 'Ei, ami kaaukey maarini.' The rapist randomly picked up whom ? 'Shaanto hayo, shaanto hayo.' 'Galaa, galaa ! Laptop ta scan hoyechey !' Who started the journey towards Jaunpur with Leonardo da Vinci's fan, "VINCI DA" ?

GUAVA ISLAND !!!

God created 'Love' and 'War'. 'Love' is always followed by 'War'. If America is a concept of Money, Music and Mysteries, then Latin Americans are the real Americans. You can make good blue colored clothes by utilizing those blue insects of that Island. Red Cargo conquered the Island to create garment factories and docks. Paradise lost ! God became fed up of these industrializations. 

You cannot take out music from the heart of any Latin American. Music and dance are in their blood, in their gene. The people of the island love to hear the radio show of Dani Maroon. They love his voice. Who is also a fan of Dani's radio show ? Why so much objection about the festival ? The bird will always remain in a cage ! Why ? Let those birds fly in the sky ! Kofi Novia loves Dani so much since her childhood days when Dani used to sing a song for Kofi every night. 'I love you and its summer time.'

Kofi smelled something fishy. In the festival, Dani dedicated a song to all the residents of the Island. 'Its Saturday ! Can you feel it ?' Who fired a bullet at whom and why ? Before dying, he saw the bird sitting out of the cage ! You can kill a body, not the soul. The soul had music in it and is still alive within the hearts of so many people. No employees at the factories and docks. The employees formed a musical trade union and is enjoying the festival even with that dead body. The festival must go on and you cannot take out music and dance from any person's soul of "GUAVA ISLAND"

BASANTA BILAAP !!!

'Sab khela r ee ekta kaayeda ache.' 'Orbit e thaaka r katha, soja moon e giye land koreche.' 'Ogo Shyam jakhan takhan khelo na khela amon, dhorle aaj tomaaye charbona.' 'Amaake Uttam Kumar bolo.' 'Amaar o Geography chilo'. 'Kato forshaa dekhecho tumi !' 'Kato kasto kore lagiyeche'. 'Naa naa Kakababu, apni bhaabun, aar ektu holey cycle ta churi hoye jacchilo.' 'Ami Beduin, ami Chengiz.' 'Jete daao amaaye dekona.' 

In a locality, there were two Paying Guest accomodations, one for working women, another for working men. The battle between males and females started. 'Ki re sab kete dicchish toh !' Ciggarette on her new saree ! 'Ek chorh e teyi thanda, dherey khoka der panda.' What an insult ! 'Revenge nischoi nebe, tobe seta rude hobe kano !' Posters everywhere ! 'Anuradha aar Parvati, duto jano deto haati.' 3 No. Rathtala Road er dui tala baari !

'Moi pelen !' What about the bucket ! 'Laloo ! O Laloo !' 'Afeem tafeem khaaye naaki !' Everyone had a running nose ! The Collector did the 'Overwriting' on the 'Overwrite' tactics of the Banker. Nabanita found her 'L' ! Gupta got a geography teacher, Parvati. 'Pen ekta emon jinish, jaa haariye jaaye.' Alo amaar baro ee bhalo ! Oho, Kakima ! Why Sidhu jumped into the stream waters ? 'Kichu aar baaki neyi.'

Time to celebrate Doljatra and Holi festival.   Elo baalti bhora rangeen jol, porlo sethaaye rangbhora balloon. Sidhu got caught and insulted in locality ! Now, an advertisement in a newspaper clicked. So many marriage brokers ! 'Amaar buk er opor diye jaabe.' Policemen were confused about the entire situation. 'Aagun, legeche legeche legeche aagun, dhum tana na na na na, aaye toraa dekhe jaa na, jwolche saat pari der daana, prachando taap, ki kando baap, jwole purey jaa.'

An old marriage broker came to see the bachelor girls to find an ideal girl to make her the bride of his nephew. Laloo did a blunder ! 'Ami Miss Calcutta 1976, ekhon o toh keyu jaane naa amaar statistics.' 'Naam taa besh sulolito.' 'Ei Bank e chotokhaato ekta kaaj kore.' The girls caught them red handed. Boudi came there to do the peace settlement, but, Shyam disagrees. 

The kid delivered a letter to whom ! Who was going to Delhi ? The train left the Midnapore station. 'Apni jaan ni ? Kano ?' 'Ami jaantaam tumi aasbe'. 'Ki khel taa ee naa dekhaali, aarey jaabi kothay, kothay lokaabi, jekhane Radha, sekhane Shyam, taai toh Radheshyam.' Ei toh kotaa din er jhograajhaati, raagaraagi aar ALAAP, hoyto ei hriday r lukono bhalobasha e keyu kaauke daayeni GOLAAP, tobe satyikaar er prem er upolobdhi hoye boiki, jakhan hoy ektu aadhtu "BASANTA BILAAP".  

AQUAMAN !!!

'I am the son of the land and the son of the seven seas' 'I am here to stay.' 'Time has come for Atlantis to rise again.' 'Take him, but make sure, he has a few.' 'Like the sea, I will keep kissing the shoreline'. 'Fight for everyone.' 'You are the bridge between the land and the sea.' 'Born in the wrong side of the ocean, with all the tides against you.' 'The war is coming to the surface and I am bringing with me, the wrath of the seven seas.' 'He was talking to the Fish.' 'I was looking for you.' 'My brother has come from the surface to challenge me for the throne.' 'I am the keeper of this lighthouse'. 'The sea swallowed Atlantis.' 'Your mother always knew that you were special.' 'I left to save you, to save your father.' 'The King is in.' 'Kill me.' 'No ! stop, enough of killings.' 'We must stop this.'  'My parents were from the different world.' 'Journey to the edge of the world at hidden sea.' 'We need water.' 'You are not going to win this.' 'Your brother, Ocean Master has declared a war on the surface world.' 

Thomas found an injured woman at a night of 1985. The woman broke the TV set as it was showing an underwater documentary film. Have a cup of tea and calm down. Hey, the Queen of Atlantis, your injuries have been healed by a human. The lighthouse and its ambience has its own beauty and magic. Atlanna fell in love and gave birth to Arthur. One day, Orm sent his soldiers to kill Arthur and Thomas as Orm badly wanted Atlanna to return back to Atlantis. Come on, let us take a selfie ! Arthur grew up to become a famous fishman as he rescued some people from a nuclear submarine from the hands of some pirates. How did David's daddy died ? What was the reason for Atlanna's execution ? The daughter of Nereus, the tribal King of Atlantis was in search for a protector as Orm declared a war. It started with a catastrophic tidal wave. Mera took Arthur underwater to meet Vulko. Vulko is the most trusted military general under Queen Atlanna. Arthur in his young age, was one of the best disciples of Vulko. David was desperate to kill Arthur. That object has a secret message in it. Who murdered the King of the Kingdom of Fisherman ?

Arthur and Mera went to Sahara desert. No parachutes required ! Somewhere in the Indian Ocean, David got an advanced weapon and some well trained commandos from the Ocean Master, to kill Arthur. Mera was navigating the exact latitude and longitude in the Sahara desert. Both of them fell through the sands to reach to the Kingdom of the Deserters. A drop of water was enough. 'I memorized everything, didn't you.' The first King of Atlantis gave them a message. They got a map and a green bottle. Welcome to Sicily where by chewing up rose flowers, both of them looked so silly ! Hey Arthur ! what is 'Pinachio' ! Mera still remembers the moments of staying inside a shark's mouth. Romulus was the first King of the Romans. Hey Romulus ! hold the green bottle in your hand and let us see through it. Black Manta is not a new species, but, a human only with some gadgets and a dangerous helmet. 

Both of them survived the attack and were relaxing in a boat, but alas, so many trench attacked them as they were in the Kingdoms of the Trench. To execute or punish someone, they were thrown in this Kingdom. Mera saved Arthur from being killed in the fight with Orm in the ring of Fire. Atlanna survived long ago by escaping from the Kingdom of the Trench and settling down at the Hidden Bay of Earth's core. Atlanna knew how much Mera loves Arthur. Atlanna motivated Arthur to go through that waterfall to claim the triad. Without that triad, it is impossible for any King to control the Atlantis Empire. Karathen, the Royal Guard of the triad was furious initially but felt impressed with Arthur. The war began between two brothers. What an underwater war it has been ! Vulko was happy to see his disciple winning the battle by using that special technique. Who became the new King of Atlantis ? Did Mera got the love she wanted from the person whom she loved the most ? Did Atlanna went back to stay with Thomas, the father of "AQUAMAN" ?

PRAKTAN !!!

'Kolkata e toh sab ee bhenge jacche.' 'Amaader gache je din ekebaareyi ki gache !'  'Lok e bole, Paris bhalobasha r sahar aar ami boli, Kolkata passion er sahar.' 'Bou geley jaak, meye onyo jinish.' Long time back, she came to Kolkata and fell in love with a Kolkata tour guide ! 'Sahar jurey jano prem er ee marshum, alo teh makhamakhi amaar ei green room. Kolkata, tumi o hente dyakho Kolkata.' Just board the Jnananeswari Express to go to Kolkata from Mumbai. 'Khaali bouma aar bouma, ki badmaaish meyechele !' 'Darjeeling Tea aar seyi songey Rabindranath.' 'Ache, ache, amader generation e ache !' Ego problem started between them. 'Aar ki ki, kora jacche na amaar songey ?' 'Tumi jaante naa amaar jeevan, amaar kaaj er anishchoyta.' 'Taar theke tumi boley daao, boley diye jekhaane khushi chorey beraao.' Putul liked the aunty in their coupe. Birthday surprise ! Who boarded the train from Nagpur ? 

'Khub joraa hobaar shakh naa! Toder joraaye joraaye kaatbo.' Egoism, immaturity and lack of understanding are the main reasons for breakup in any love relationship. 'Anga jaaye jwoliya re, o bhramar!' Even in any partnership business, egoism as well as doubts just shatters the healthy partnership. No one listens to anyone. No one tries to understand anyone in this egoistic scenario. 'Katha r opor sudhui katha, ceiling choontey chaaye.' Molly knew all the tips and tricks to become a perfect housewife. Quite young but matured. From Mandarmani, she ended it up and later on, sent a legal notice of divorce. She prayed to God that they should never meet again, but, after meeting again inside the train, their romantic hearts went down the memory lane. 'Dal lake dekhcho, abaar shukto khaccho.' Sudipa quarelled with her husband regarding Kashmir Tour ! 'Amaar kaache adjustment maaney, sundar korey baanchaa.' 'Tickets please.' Everyone has an ex in their life ! Tea time at Batua Station. 'You were like husband and wife!' 'Onek rogaa hoye gacho.' Sudipa had a failed pregnancy !' 'Tumi amaake sab janmadin er sera gift taa diyecho.' 'Ei galpo taa toh ami jaani.'

'Jaakey bhalobaasbe, taar sab taa niye bhalobaasbe, taar sudhu bhalo taa ke bhalobaasbe, aar taar kharap gulo ke bhalobaasbe naa, taa kintu hoyna.' 'Amaar kaachey adjustment maaney herey jaoowa noy.' The four singers made the train journey musical. The Antakshari round has its own Bengali blend too. The newly married couple enjoyed their honeymoon. 'Khulbo naa.' 'Eendur er mato daanth.' 'Truth and Dare' game. For 30 seconds, you striptease; you say dialogues like Mithun daa, please. 'Ki din chilo hyaan !' Both Ujaan and Sudipa could have given more time to themselves. 'Kono phal hobe naa, erokom Hindi ee toh bolbe.' 'Prithibi te santaan er cheye sundar aar kichu hoy naa jaano !' 'Molly r saathe ami sukh ei aachi.' Malini is a simple and talented housewife who transformed Ujaan to become a perfect family man. 'Howrah-Bombay, Bombay- Howrah, ei honeymoon jano sesh naa hoy.' 'Kichui ki nei aar baaki.' 'Raat er sab taara ee aache din er alo r gobheerey'. The train entered Howrah ! 'Kothay je kaar ghar, ei magic sahar, ke apan, ke par, jaane mon er guptochar.' 'Tumi jaake bhalobasho, snaan er ghar e baaspey bhaaso, taar jeevan e jharh, tumi onyo kaaro saathe bendho ghar.' What was the name of Ujaan's daughter; Udita or Putul ? Malini ekhan Ujaan er apanjan, aar Sudipa ekhan Ujaan er "PRAKTAN".

POSTO !!!

'Shantiniketan amaake jaa diyechilo, taa ami firiye ditey cheyechilaam.' 'Ekaashi minute e, ekti santaan er biological parents howa jaaye, kintu ekaashi minute e, aar jaai hok, sei santaan ke maanush koraa jaayena.' 'Maal payeda korechi, baro korechi, lekhapora shikiyechi, sampatti likhe diyechi, baaire paachaar kore diyechi, maal khallash.' 'Taar maane, etodin kaar shilpo baad, ekhan khaowa daowa, Start-up !' 'Ke abhibhabak ? Devaki na Yashoda !' 'Dharmavataar, ami mandir e jaai, kintu ami devataa r bhakta noyi.' 'Apaar sthabdotaa daao, nischinno karo !'  'E gaari raasta e chalte o paare, abaar ulte o porte paare.' 'Eeesh ! Chele ke mithyachaar sekhaalen !' 'Kaaron ! Era progressive !' 'Protyek taa baccha r dekha uchit, taar baba maa r struggle, sacrifice.' 'Siuri r Rafiul Islam 43 bachor boyesh, morey gache; Golam Mohammad Hossain, Dubrajpur er, ek din er jwar e sesh.' 'And we made profit man, we made profit.' 'Tumi half clutch e gaari chalao naaki ! Indicator daao !' 'Yug paalte gache, baba !' 'Paarbe ditey !' 'Paarben na.' 'Be a man !'

Dinen Lahiri's elder son is no more in this world. But, Arnab's son, Arko, a sweet boy, lives with his grandfather and grandmother in Shantiniketan. Sushmita, being a recovery agent in a private financial institution has a very busy schedule. Meeting the child in weekends, but on weekdays, it is just Whatsapp touch. An artist is an artist. No compromise, Sir ! 'Artist is in distress; so squeeze him !' Oho ! Another artist was ready with his resignation letter. 'God bless you !' Arnab wanted to take Arko back to Kolkata. Dinen became furious as neither Arnab has a job, nor he is a good caring father. Spray, spray and spray the mosquito repellant, as Dinen's youngest son is an alcoholic person. There existed a sweet bondage between grandfather and grandson in a beautiful environment of Shantiniketan. Somehow, Sushmita felt as if she is losing out the opportunity to become a caring mother for Arko. But, it is not always so easy for a working woman to balance both personal and professional life. She has to come back to Kolkata every Monday.

Arko was happy in Shantiniketan. Aaha ! There is a cricket match between kids and old people. 'Dadu Vs Naati' Cricket match. 'Ha ha, ekta baatsyaler paribesh tairi hoyeche !' Dinen is angry on Arnab as Arnab is spineless, drunkard and having no fixed income. 'Ei toh tomaar chele !' 'O kintu tomaar o chele !' Dinen went to Bonny's house with Arko to celebrate the death anneversary of Bonny's late mother. While on their short journey, the divine ambience compelled them to sing a song. After death, a human soul becomes a 'Hotaru' as per Japanese mythology ! 'Jonaaki, jaaye gonaa ki ! Sudhu jonaaki, jwaale rang mashaal, ei maaya jaal jaaye bonaa ki !' His friend was not his friend only, but, a business partner too. Again, Arnab was given an offer to start a partnership business and this time in London. Now, Arnab wants to take Arko back to London. The legal fight began. Alok, as a lawyer, stepped in to help his friend. 'Home Shanti Home !' The Judge himself understood it. 'Manusher mon toh !' 'Erakam kano holo na !' Seshmesh tahole kothay roilo “POSTO”?

APOCALYPTO !!!

This is the Central American forest. We stay here. It is our territory. But, who are they? They are not from our tribes. Hey, why you people have entered our territory. Our land has been captured by some other tribes. Keep an eye on them. 

The lifestyles of the tribal people are very strange. They drank, they danced with the music. But, the stunning effect is yet to come. Next day, the refugees acted like raiders. They killed many and took the men as prisoners. Flint Sky was helpless in front of the Zero Wolf’s men. 

Seven, the wife of that man was pregnant. So, to save her, he kept her and his elder son inside a cave. The journey begins for them as a slave for those raiders. That single bamboo pole on everyone’s shoulder was very hard to control, while walking up the hill. One man died, while saving the entire team-mates. 

The pregnant wife just stayed in the cave with her elder son. She used the ants for some special purposes. The slaves were going through a jungle, where people were dying out of a deadly contagious disease. Don’t dare to come near us, otherwise you will be killed. The little girl dared to say that the omen is bad. The man who will bring the jaguar is going to destroy you all. 

Oh! They are coloring the slaves with blue colors. Why? This is because; these slaves will be slaughtered in front of the Sun God. No one listened to the word “Solar Eclipse” told by that girl, but it really happened. Priest thought the Sun God is satisfied now. Again, there is the sunlight and the tribal people danced with joy. Don’t slaughter the rest of the slaves, but kill them in a different style. 

You have to start running from here. We will throw weapons at you. If you can cross that bush, then you are free, otherwise you are on your way to the heaven. Everyone ran in straight direction, but one man ran in zigzag fashion. Net result, he survived by killing one of their men. 

The battle is still on. ‘Run and Chase’ was the theme of the battle. How this blood came at your back? That means he is resting on a tree trunk. The Black Panther is really very hungry. Keep on running; the last second saved that man. I think the omen is really bad. My goodness, it is the bite of a deadly snake. 

It is a huge waterfall and at the back, they are deadly people. There is no other option; just jump. Hmm… it is not finished yet. He is still alive. I am the Jaguar Paw and this is my forest. Now, you come and fight with me. Ok, we will also jump. 

Take a leaf, fold it and keep on blowing the poisonous small sticks on their body. It really worked; after all he is the son of a hunter. The black mud has its own significance. Now the last encounter begins with the Wolf and the Jaguar. This time the trap has been utilized tactfully to kill the Wolf. 

Mr. Columbus never stops discovering. Two raiders got amazed. In the meantime, Seven gave birth to a baby under the water. After all it was raining heavily, and that really helped her. Jaguar Paw saved her wife and his two children. 

What are those? Those are the transporters for humans on the sea. Will we go there? No, we will go back to the forest to make a new beginning. Already, we have experienced an “Apocalypto” of Mel Gibson.

SEVEN POUNDS !!!

Who is Tim and who is Ben? Don’t be confused. Just assume that he is an Mr.X, who is an officer of Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Ben told Tim, that I am ill, so, go and collect the money from these defaulters. Not so easy, my dear friend. 

Why the hell you have abused a blind Pork meat seller? Is it because, you have not seen him? Who is Sarah? Well, why the hell you were handling the mobile phone, while you were driving the car?

Emily Posa, another defaulter is also ill. How can she pay back the money? She has a weak heart but a beautiful mind. Hmm…the old woman is not happy. Mr. X also helped her. Have you ever seen a large dog like Took? He he he …the dog is really sweet.

Every day, this man thinks that, he will die, because his mind is dead, for committing a sin, which killed many people, may be his beloved also. What will you do with a house at the coastline, where Sarah is not there? Come on, be a real man. Let that woman, who is also a defaulter, be the owner of this house.

Hey listen, the Emily loves you, so are you? After all, mind rules over your brain, dear. But, Emily, don’t ever dare to ask me about my past. Emily does not care about his past, but really took care of that nice little moments, which she spend with his Thomas.

The doctor confirmed that there is no optimism, for Emily to survive beyond 6 weeks. Well, that’s life, Carry on, and sail on as much as you can, in this deadly sea. Wow, do you know that Jelly fish lives in the sea waters. But, also it can be kept in the hotel rooms. The Jelly fishes are deadly, yet beautiful. The Hotel Manager is just fed up, oh my goodness, Took, the dog is also here to stay with this Thomas, he he he …See the fun.

Hey, is there someone listening? No, dear, no one is there. So, Mr. Thomas, you are a graduate from Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), right? Great, so, just utilize your degree to repair a printing machine of Emily. Emily is really happy to see her beloved in a nice T-Shirt, that she gifted him. Have some drink, keep on dancing and rolling your excitement in blue moonlit night, and why not, the temptation of true hearts just rocks in the bedroom. Isn’t so?

Well, may be, indeed it is. But, the real IRS officer is back here to take all his credentials. Mr. X confirmed with the doctor that, Emily is going to die. Now, what will this Mr.X do, will he go to meet the Mrs. Sarah Thomas?

Do you know that the hearts of Wills meets the eyes of Smith? The romantic soul of Posa identifies the soft eyes of the Frazer. Hmm… oh yes, now we remember that in our biology classes, teacher used to say that the weight of human heart is “SEVEN POUNDS”!!!

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM !!!

Larry Daley got divorced to Erica few years back as Larry never had any stable job. Mr. Daley always used to change his jobs due to job dissatisfaction. Nicky was the 10 year old son of Larry. Erica’s fiancé started to look after Nicky. Larry was very upset about his failure to have a stable career. Mr. Daley decided to get a new job desperately to make Nicky feel proud of his father on the Career Day celebration at Nicky’s school. Cecil Fredericks, Gus and Reginald were the three night security guards at the Museum of Natural History of Mr. McPhee. In the night, it was not only the history but also the historical characters which used to become alive inside the Museum. How this magic used to happen? In the Nile Expedition of 1952, the excavators got the Golden Tablet of the 4^th Pharaoh of Egypt, Pharaoh Ahkenmenreh who was also a student of Cambridge University. This golden tablet had a magical ray to give life to every historical characters made of wax inside that museum once the Sun sets in the West. 

The Dinosaur Rex was fond of playing the game of fetching the bone. Theodore Roosevelt, the 4^th President of the United States of India, who built the Panama Canal, was in love with the Sakagawea girl who helped Clark and Lewis to explore the Pacific Ocean in ancient history. Mr. Daley was reading the manual of instructions: - 1) Throw the Bone; 2) Lock up the Lion; 3) Double Check your belt. Aha! The monkey, Dexter was expert in stealing the keys from the belt of security guards. African mammals started running here and there inside the Museum. Larry gave some bubble gum to the ‘dum dum’ speaker box. The Romans always used to fight with everyone for expansion of their kingdoms. The primitive humans were always busy in lighting up fire by rubbing the stones. They also liked the foams. Attila the Hun who was popularly known as the Scourge of God always believed in ripping everything, though Attila used to fear the African mammals. Christopher Columbus pointed out to Larry that one of the primitive human went outside the window of the museum. When the Sun rises in the East, the wax statues used to melt into dust due to extreme heat of the Sunrays. Inside the museum, there was no danger for the wax statues.

Larry made friendship with Rebecca, the researcher on History. Rebecca told many things to him about ancient history. Larry started reading history books from websites and libraries to know more about those historical characters inside the museum. The management of the Museum decided to fire three old Security Personnel and keep only one young Security Personnel as a measure of cost cutting. Cecil, Gus and Reginald stole the Golden Tablet to sell it somewhere for huge money. The Pharaoh Ahkenmenreh woke up. Attila the Hun tried to attack Larry. This time, by utilizing Pharaoh Ahkenmenreh as the Hun language translator, Mr. Daley made Attila emotional by saying about the tragic childhood days of Attila the Hun. Nicky started believing his father about the night life of the museum. Larry united everyone; the Civil War soldiers, the Vikings, the Romans, the Mayans, the African Mammals and others to get back that Golden Tablet. Jedadiah and Octavius became friends. Teddy proposed that girl as that girl repaired his waxed body with the fire lamp. What was the significance of the word, ‘Dakota’ in ancient history? Were those waxed statues successful in bringing back the golden tablet? Was Nicky proud of his dad? Was Rebecca able to complete her history research paper? Why Mr. McPhee did not fire Larry Daley? Ehe! If I will tell you all the answers to these questions based on a Hollywood movie, then will you ever dare to spend a “NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM”?

BALLS OF FURY !!!

In the Olympic event, all eyes were on Randy Daytona, the youngest Badminton player from USA. Randy Daytona lost the Semi-Final match against Karl Wolfschtag of East Germany in that Olympic Event. Pete Daytona, the officer of USA Marines got killed by Mr. Feng. 19 years later, Randy was found to be working as a ping-pong ball entertainer in Rick’s theater. Ernie Rodriguez, the officer of Federal Bureau of Investigation wanted Mr. Daytona to help them to catch the big fish, Mr. Feng!

As Mr. Feng was also a great badminton player, so, every year, he used to organize a badminton event where all the great badminton champions used to participate. At the Western Conference badminton club, The Hammers defeated Randy by 11-3.  Randy realized that as he was totally out of practice since his young days, he has lost form in the game of badminton. Ernie took Randy to the den of Mr. Wong. Mr. Wong was the badminton teacher. He even taught Mr. Feng. Mr. Feng killed Mr. Wong’s younger brother, Le Ping!

In the China town, as per the traditional rule, a Chinese badminton teacher could not teach badminton to any Gwei-Lo (i.e. round-eyed person or Non-Chinese). Maggie, the daughter of Le Ping was a great fighter too. Randy killed the lucky cricket of his master. The training started. Randy was told to play badminton with a spoon. As per Mr. Wong, the ping-pong ball was a matured harlot and to know the tricks of that harlot, it used to take some time and dedication from any badminton player. 

The Chinese goons threatened Mr. Wong for teaching badminton to a Gwei-Lo. Randy entered the liar of the Dragon to beat the Dragon in the badminton match. Till date, no other badminton players were able to play that special serve of that little girl. Randy defeated the Dragon. Mr. Feng got that information. Randy got a golden paddle where it was written, ‘We enter the Clouds’. It was an invitation from Mr. Feng to participate in the Badminton Championship. Mr. Wong, Randy and Ernie boarded the plane at John Wayne Airport.

They reached Tijuana, a place in Central America, which was the den of Mr. Feng. The badminton tournament started. Randy defeated Freddy Fingers in the 1^st match. Freddy Fingers got killed by Mr. Feng’s African lady assistant. Whoever lost a badminton match in that tournament got killed. Mr. Feng was impressed with Randy and showed him the secret place. In that Feng’s secret room, there was a special ping-pong ball which was programmed with electric body armor. If you lose a point, the electric power will increase in your body armor.

Ernie had a backup plan as he informed about the secret guns factory at Mr. Feng’s den. Randy was told to play with his southpaw. There was a twist in the tale. Karl got killed. Maggie was forced to play the final match against Randy. Both of them loved each other. Both of them were trying to lose the match to save each other. The FBI team reached Tijuana. The self-destructive program of the island started. Mr.Feng and Randy started playing the Electrical Badminton. Was Randy able to take the revenge in the film, “BALLS OF FURY?”