AHALYA !!!

Are you looking at her sexy hips? ‘Beautiful! Isn’t she?’ ‘Every inch of her inspires me.’ ‘Abar porey gache!’ ‘Sabai kintu khub dustu hoye jaccho. Bosun.’ Why Indra came to meet Sadhu? ‘I am good in bed.’ ‘Eta ekta adbhut mystery!’ ‘Thana theke aschi.’ Who was missing for almost a month? ‘Arjun, tritiya Pandav!’ ‘Ami bolle apni biswas korben na.’ Who was too desperate for money? 

‘Oh! Jekhane sekhane feley jaabe aar tarpor chyachabey.’ ‘Basic story line! Eta daarun bolechen.’ ‘Magic power!’ Who was the King of Gods in Indian mythological era? ‘That may be the case!’ ‘Apni toh amake biswas korchen na, taai bolchi, try it.’ Who saw whose reflection? ‘Eso.’ Who was shouting for help? ‘My latest creation!’ ‘Or janyo ek cup cha.’ ‘Uni amar ardhangini’, “AHALYA”!

BHRANTI BILASH !!!

‘Aah! Didi ke bujiye aar paari na. Haar taa tairi korte samay laage toh!’ It’s a Necklace issue!  The 1^st Master went out of his house after quarrelling with his wife. The 2^nd Master and his Servant arrived at the Railway Station. ‘Aamra jaaini toh, elaam!’ ‘Jungle ekhan theke kato dur?’ The Master of the 2^nd Servant went out of the hotel. ‘Babu baari nei!’ The 1^st Servant came out of the house to search his Master. ‘Aaj bikele okhane ekta baro mela ache.’

‘Amar Cigarrette diye kirokom gandha berocche !’ The 1^st Servant got beaten up by the 2^nd Master. ‘Kinkar baaire jaayeini!’ ‘Chal, ekta baro mela ache.’ They went to the village fair. ‘Arrr; Papad, Papad, Papad, Arrr; ha ha ha.’ ‘Aasun! Jyanto Putul naach dada, jyanto putul naach.’ In those days, the puppet show was a very popular show in rural Bengal. The drama of ‘Ahalya Upakhyan’ started. ‘Naach re Putul, naach re Putul naach. Bhool koro naa chiney nite apon patni ke.’

‘Haath taa charun.’ ‘Aar haath taali ditey hobe na.’ ‘Ami toh biye ee korini.’ Bilas was quarrelling with whom in that fair? ‘Ei je dada, takhon theke ki fusur fusur hocche?’ Now, it was time to hear the emotional lectures from a typical Bengali housewife. ‘Ki korle balo dekhini, saradin nije o khele naa aar amake o khete dile na. Taa thik ee toh Bapu; din raat meyera jodi purush manush er kaan er kache ghyanghyan kore, tahole kono purush manush er ee matha r thik thakte paare na.’

The 2^nd Master tried to escape but got blocked by whom? Kinkar’s master was sleeping on the bench! ‘Ekei bole kapaal.’ Why Bilas sang the song, ‘Tumi ki se tumi nau, sab ee aaj natun natun laage?’  Has he gone mad? ‘Daariye kano, boso boso, suye paro. Matha e ektu haath buliye debo?’ The bodies were inside the house and their souls were calling from outside! ‘Ami saarra dile rakto uthbe!’ Have you heard of ‘Nishi’ ghost? ‘Sab maara gache.’ ‘Roopo; Roopo Roopo Roopo!’

Why the 1^st Master and his Servant stayed at Aparna’s house on that night? Love was in the air! ‘Swapan e dekhis jaare, paarli na toh jaante.’ The 2^nd Servant went to book the rail tickets. The jeweller gave the necklace to whom? The moneylender was in need of recovery money on an urgent basis. ‘Haar taa kothay?’ ‘Gusthi r pindi koreche’. ‘Cholun thana teh.’ The Police Inspector made a General Diary on that case? ‘Naa hole jeh byapar ta court obdi garaabe.’ ‘Jaah!’

Why Kinkar was given 1200 bucks? Who spotted Chira da with that jewel box? ‘Paara gaayen e sab ache, taah janish.’ ‘O mashi maa, taao jaano naa!’ The tantric got a new assignment. They started running and the policemen chased them. Were the jewel box and those 1200 bucks recovered? ‘Sudhu sudhu paaini paaini bole sakaal theke manush ke hairaan korlen.’ Chiranjit asked, ‘Ami tahole ke?’ Was there any identity confusion which was termed as “BHRANTI BILASH”?

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY !!!

‘Hold my hands!’ In 1988, his mother went to heaven and he went to another planet. In 2014, a person entered inside an abandoned planet, Morag. Just listen to the song of ‘Awesome Mix Volume 1’ and shake your body, baby. The intruder stole the powerful spherical ball, Orb. Milano, the spaceship was steered out of Morag successfully. Korath failed to catch the thief but surely informed about it to Ronan. Why Yondu became angry on Peter?

After a meeting with Korath inside the Dark Aster, the warship of Kree, an alien race; Ronan gave an assignment to Gamora. Welcome to Xandar, the capital city of the Nova Empire. Who was wanted alive and by whom? Rocket and Groot took that assignment! ‘Drop your weapons! You are under arrest.’ Who is the last survivor of the Zehoberei people? Who belongs to Flora Colossus species? The four prisoners were sent to Kyln, a high security prison of Nova Empire.

Why Drax, another prisoner in Kyln tried to kill Gamora? Why Ronan met Thanos at Sanctuary, the domain of Thanos? Which five prisoners escaped from Kyln? Welcome to Knowhere, the mining colony. Quill and Gamora started falling in love with each other! Except Drax, all the other four went to meet Tivan. What is the mystery behind that purple coloured gemstone inside that Orb? ‘I am no longer be your slave.’ Was Tivan alive? ‘What has galaxy done for you?’

‘You called Ronan!’ Drax wanted to take the sweet revenge on Ronan as Ronan killed Drax’s family members many years back. Nebula, the younger sister of Gamora chased the other friends of Drax. Who was floating in the space before getting rescued by Jason?  Udonta came at the right time to save the life of Quill. Groot took out Drax from that vessel of yellow coloured liquid. After putting that purple coloured gemstone inside the hammer, who threatened Thanos?

They started the mission. ‘It is a terrible plan.’ ‘Fire!’ Nova Empire promised to help the allied forces of Peter and Udonta to attack the Dark Aster. ‘They are beneath us.’ Why so many fighter planes of Nova Empire got destroyed within a few seconds? Groot saved whose life? ‘Why are you doing this?’ Rocket lost his best pal. The Dark Aster got destroyed. Was Ronan still alive? Who fooled Udonta? Orb is kept in which secret locker? Are they coined as “GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY”?

MAHAPURUSH !!!

‘Sudhu ee bhurbhuri?’ ‘Oxidised hocche!’ ‘Desh e dharma niye football khela hobe, seta jene rekho.’ ‘Einstein jeto or kaache. Uni ee toh sikhiyechen Relativity; oi E=mc².’ ‘Aapni ki Jesus Christ ke chinten?’ ‘Gautam toh se din kaar chele.’ ‘Chess is an intellectual game.’ ‘Ei niye Plato r sange amar kato katha katakati.’ ‘Bartaman bole kichu nei.’ ‘Babaji bhyejaal, kintu mor prem e nei kono faanki; tumi jadi deeksha naao, kano aar beche thaki?’ ‘Sab jaani, sab bujhi, kintu nirupaaye; mukti paabo jodi hon babaji bidaaye.’ ‘Aapod hataao and she is mine.’ ‘Idiot! Naa maaney toh hyaan.’ ‘Ha ha ha ha...saala!’ ‘Splendid! Splendid! Noney, Noble prize taa boudi ee sesh mesh paaben re.’ ‘Aagun! Aagun!’ ‘Ebaar e kaatun toh dekhi Babaji!’ ‘Tui byata kore dekha, dekhi chokher paata pore ki naa pore. Eta ki earki na mamdobaaji?’

The Station Master gave the signal. Inside the Train, Birinchibaba got a new disciple. ’Oth oth oth.’ The house of Gurupada Mitra became a new Deeksha training centre of Birinchibaba. Buchki, the youngest daughter of Gurupada Mitra also decided to take Deeksha. Satya, the lover of Buchki asked for some help from Nibaran da. Professor Nani, the husband of Gurupada Mitra’s eldest daughter was also impressed on Birinchibaba. As the day progressed, Nitai da also realized that this sadhu is a fake one. Nibaran da, Satya, Nitai da and Ganesh da made a plan to expose that fake Baba. The Assistant of that Birinchibaba used to dance Nataraj dance! A fire broke out. Did Satya give the marriage proposal to Buchki while doing the rescue work? Gurupada Mitra understood that all that glitters is not gold and Birinchibaba was not a “MAHAPURUSH”.

GANASHATRU !!!

‘Jhunki ee jadi naa nebe tahole nijeke pragatisheel bole jaahir koraa kano?’ ‘Abaar Jaundice!’ ‘This is Charanamrita!’ ‘Ekhon lekha r mood nei.’ ‘Ami Hero tero hote chai naa, ami ekjon sadharan nagarik.’ ‘Ranen emni teh Bank e chaakri kore, bhalo maaine paaye.’ ‘Amader emni choto sahar ei bhalo laage.’ ‘Dui bhai e saape neule samparka.’ ‘Aapni ki jaanen Tulsi paata e sab jal er dosh kete jaaye.’ ‘Aamaar mandir er prastav apni likhben naa; this is my request.’ ‘Erokom maanush lakh e ekta hoy. Eke aamra support karbo naa?’ ‘Aapni amar baba r saathe pratarana korchen.’ ‘Aapni ei lekha amaake chaapte bolen?’ ‘Ami ekhon freelance; article likhi.’ ‘Amra eta pamphlet hisebe chapchi. Ghare ghare bili karbo.’ ‘Era sabai aapnaar sathe dekha korte asche.’ ‘Era kaara?’ ‘Aapnaar pechone sakal e royeche.’ ‘Aamra eka noi. Aamra ekhanei thakbo.’

A businessman opened up a hospital, rice mills and other business factories in a small town of Chandipur. But, his major revenue generation used to take place from Tripureswar Temple at Bhubanpally area of Chandipur Town. Donations in the name of the religion are not taxable profits still today in India. A renowned doctor of that area sent a sample of water of that area to Kolkata. As per the medical report, there are deadly viruses in that water and is the cause of Jaundice and Diarrhoea in Chandipur Town. The Senior Editor of Janabarta Newspaper had some weaknesses towards Miss Gupta! Why Mr. Bhargav and Mr. Gupta politely threatened Dr. Ashok? What happened in Halderbari Naatmandir? Why the Assistant Editor of Janabarta Newspaper resigned from his job? Did the people of Chandipur Town regard Dr. Gupta as a “GANASHATRU”?