BHRANTI BILASH !!!

‘Aah! Didi ke bujiye aar paari na. Haar taa tairi korte samay laage toh!’ It’s a Necklace issue!  The 1^st Master went out of his house after quarrelling with his wife. The 2^nd Master and his Servant arrived at the Railway Station. ‘Aamra jaaini toh, elaam!’ ‘Jungle ekhan theke kato dur?’ The Master of the 2^nd Servant went out of the hotel. ‘Babu baari nei!’ The 1^st Servant came out of the house to search his Master. ‘Aaj bikele okhane ekta baro mela ache.’

‘Amar Cigarrette diye kirokom gandha berocche !’ The 1^st Servant got beaten up by the 2^nd Master. ‘Kinkar baaire jaayeini!’ ‘Chal, ekta baro mela ache.’ They went to the village fair. ‘Arrr; Papad, Papad, Papad, Arrr; ha ha ha.’ ‘Aasun! Jyanto Putul naach dada, jyanto putul naach.’ In those days, the puppet show was a very popular show in rural Bengal. The drama of ‘Ahalya Upakhyan’ started. ‘Naach re Putul, naach re Putul naach. Bhool koro naa chiney nite apon patni ke.’

‘Haath taa charun.’ ‘Aar haath taali ditey hobe na.’ ‘Ami toh biye ee korini.’ Bilas was quarrelling with whom in that fair? ‘Ei je dada, takhon theke ki fusur fusur hocche?’ Now, it was time to hear the emotional lectures from a typical Bengali housewife. ‘Ki korle balo dekhini, saradin nije o khele naa aar amake o khete dile na. Taa thik ee toh Bapu; din raat meyera jodi purush manush er kaan er kache ghyanghyan kore, tahole kono purush manush er ee matha r thik thakte paare na.’

The 2^nd Master tried to escape but got blocked by whom? Kinkar’s master was sleeping on the bench! ‘Ekei bole kapaal.’ Why Bilas sang the song, ‘Tumi ki se tumi nau, sab ee aaj natun natun laage?’  Has he gone mad? ‘Daariye kano, boso boso, suye paro. Matha e ektu haath buliye debo?’ The bodies were inside the house and their souls were calling from outside! ‘Ami saarra dile rakto uthbe!’ Have you heard of ‘Nishi’ ghost? ‘Sab maara gache.’ ‘Roopo; Roopo Roopo Roopo!’

Why the 1^st Master and his Servant stayed at Aparna’s house on that night? Love was in the air! ‘Swapan e dekhis jaare, paarli na toh jaante.’ The 2^nd Servant went to book the rail tickets. The jeweller gave the necklace to whom? The moneylender was in need of recovery money on an urgent basis. ‘Haar taa kothay?’ ‘Gusthi r pindi koreche’. ‘Cholun thana teh.’ The Police Inspector made a General Diary on that case? ‘Naa hole jeh byapar ta court obdi garaabe.’ ‘Jaah!’

Why Kinkar was given 1200 bucks? Who spotted Chira da with that jewel box? ‘Paara gaayen e sab ache, taah janish.’ ‘O mashi maa, taao jaano naa!’ The tantric got a new assignment. They started running and the policemen chased them. Were the jewel box and those 1200 bucks recovered? ‘Sudhu sudhu paaini paaini bole sakaal theke manush ke hairaan korlen.’ Chiranjit asked, ‘Ami tahole ke?’ Was there any identity confusion which was termed as “BHRANTI BILASH”?