AHALYA !!!

Are you looking at her sexy hips? ‘Beautiful! Isn’t she?’ ‘Every inch of her inspires me.’ ‘Abar porey gache!’ ‘Sabai kintu khub dustu hoye jaccho. Bosun.’ Why Indra came to meet Sadhu? ‘I am good in bed.’ ‘Eta ekta adbhut mystery!’ ‘Thana theke aschi.’ Who was missing for almost a month? ‘Arjun, tritiya Pandav!’ ‘Ami bolle apni biswas korben na.’ Who was too desperate for money? 

‘Oh! Jekhane sekhane feley jaabe aar tarpor chyachabey.’ ‘Basic story line! Eta daarun bolechen.’ ‘Magic power!’ Who was the King of Gods in Indian mythological era? ‘That may be the case!’ ‘Apni toh amake biswas korchen na, taai bolchi, try it.’ Who saw whose reflection? ‘Eso.’ Who was shouting for help? ‘My latest creation!’ ‘Or janyo ek cup cha.’ ‘Uni amar ardhangini’, “AHALYA”!

BHRANTI BILASH !!!

‘Aah! Didi ke bujiye aar paari na. Haar taa tairi korte samay laage toh!’ It’s a Necklace issue!  The 1^st Master went out of his house after quarrelling with his wife. The 2^nd Master and his Servant arrived at the Railway Station. ‘Aamra jaaini toh, elaam!’ ‘Jungle ekhan theke kato dur?’ The Master of the 2^nd Servant went out of the hotel. ‘Babu baari nei!’ The 1^st Servant came out of the house to search his Master. ‘Aaj bikele okhane ekta baro mela ache.’

‘Amar Cigarrette diye kirokom gandha berocche !’ The 1^st Servant got beaten up by the 2^nd Master. ‘Kinkar baaire jaayeini!’ ‘Chal, ekta baro mela ache.’ They went to the village fair. ‘Arrr; Papad, Papad, Papad, Arrr; ha ha ha.’ ‘Aasun! Jyanto Putul naach dada, jyanto putul naach.’ In those days, the puppet show was a very popular show in rural Bengal. The drama of ‘Ahalya Upakhyan’ started. ‘Naach re Putul, naach re Putul naach. Bhool koro naa chiney nite apon patni ke.’

‘Haath taa charun.’ ‘Aar haath taali ditey hobe na.’ ‘Ami toh biye ee korini.’ Bilas was quarrelling with whom in that fair? ‘Ei je dada, takhon theke ki fusur fusur hocche?’ Now, it was time to hear the emotional lectures from a typical Bengali housewife. ‘Ki korle balo dekhini, saradin nije o khele naa aar amake o khete dile na. Taa thik ee toh Bapu; din raat meyera jodi purush manush er kaan er kache ghyanghyan kore, tahole kono purush manush er ee matha r thik thakte paare na.’

The 2^nd Master tried to escape but got blocked by whom? Kinkar’s master was sleeping on the bench! ‘Ekei bole kapaal.’ Why Bilas sang the song, ‘Tumi ki se tumi nau, sab ee aaj natun natun laage?’  Has he gone mad? ‘Daariye kano, boso boso, suye paro. Matha e ektu haath buliye debo?’ The bodies were inside the house and their souls were calling from outside! ‘Ami saarra dile rakto uthbe!’ Have you heard of ‘Nishi’ ghost? ‘Sab maara gache.’ ‘Roopo; Roopo Roopo Roopo!’

Why the 1^st Master and his Servant stayed at Aparna’s house on that night? Love was in the air! ‘Swapan e dekhis jaare, paarli na toh jaante.’ The 2^nd Servant went to book the rail tickets. The jeweller gave the necklace to whom? The moneylender was in need of recovery money on an urgent basis. ‘Haar taa kothay?’ ‘Gusthi r pindi koreche’. ‘Cholun thana teh.’ The Police Inspector made a General Diary on that case? ‘Naa hole jeh byapar ta court obdi garaabe.’ ‘Jaah!’

Why Kinkar was given 1200 bucks? Who spotted Chira da with that jewel box? ‘Paara gaayen e sab ache, taah janish.’ ‘O mashi maa, taao jaano naa!’ The tantric got a new assignment. They started running and the policemen chased them. Were the jewel box and those 1200 bucks recovered? ‘Sudhu sudhu paaini paaini bole sakaal theke manush ke hairaan korlen.’ Chiranjit asked, ‘Ami tahole ke?’ Was there any identity confusion which was termed as “BHRANTI BILASH”?

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY !!!

‘Hold my hands!’ In 1988, his mother went to heaven and he went to another planet. In 2014, a person entered inside an abandoned planet, Morag. Just listen to the song of ‘Awesome Mix Volume 1’ and shake your body, baby. The intruder stole the powerful spherical ball, Orb. Milano, the spaceship was steered out of Morag successfully. Korath failed to catch the thief but surely informed about it to Ronan. Why Yondu became angry on Peter?

After a meeting with Korath inside the Dark Aster, the warship of Kree, an alien race; Ronan gave an assignment to Gamora. Welcome to Xandar, the capital city of the Nova Empire. Who was wanted alive and by whom? Rocket and Groot took that assignment! ‘Drop your weapons! You are under arrest.’ Who is the last survivor of the Zehoberei people? Who belongs to Flora Colossus species? The four prisoners were sent to Kyln, a high security prison of Nova Empire.

Why Drax, another prisoner in Kyln tried to kill Gamora? Why Ronan met Thanos at Sanctuary, the domain of Thanos? Which five prisoners escaped from Kyln? Welcome to Knowhere, the mining colony. Quill and Gamora started falling in love with each other! Except Drax, all the other four went to meet Tivan. What is the mystery behind that purple coloured gemstone inside that Orb? ‘I am no longer be your slave.’ Was Tivan alive? ‘What has galaxy done for you?’

‘You called Ronan!’ Drax wanted to take the sweet revenge on Ronan as Ronan killed Drax’s family members many years back. Nebula, the younger sister of Gamora chased the other friends of Drax. Who was floating in the space before getting rescued by Jason?  Udonta came at the right time to save the life of Quill. Groot took out Drax from that vessel of yellow coloured liquid. After putting that purple coloured gemstone inside the hammer, who threatened Thanos?

They started the mission. ‘It is a terrible plan.’ ‘Fire!’ Nova Empire promised to help the allied forces of Peter and Udonta to attack the Dark Aster. ‘They are beneath us.’ Why so many fighter planes of Nova Empire got destroyed within a few seconds? Groot saved whose life? ‘Why are you doing this?’ Rocket lost his best pal. The Dark Aster got destroyed. Was Ronan still alive? Who fooled Udonta? Orb is kept in which secret locker? Are they coined as “GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY”?