Friday, August 14, 2009

KAMINEY !!!

He repents for the path he rejects, not for the path he selects. Can you see that Race Course? Can you see that young man along with his young lady wearing a diamond ring? Relax, boss; no need to tease your brain at this initial level. The story has just begun. Charlie and Guddu are twin brothers. One pronounces ‘S’ as ‘F’, after all Fopia is his girlfriend. The other one is unable to complete a sentence at one shot. It takes around 3 minutes to complete one sentence. Briefly speaking, ek bhai totlaa hai toh doosra haklaata hai…Their father is a Station Master. One day, he stole a watch. Police demanded 5000 bucks for his bail out. Charlie was 5 minutes late to reach the house. Their father committed suicide. The two brothers got separated.

Charlie dreamt of becoming a No.1 bookie of the race course. The color of the horse is white but its nature is like a dark horse. He became a part of a bookie company, owned by three Bengalese brothers. The youngest brother among them is Mikhail. He is the best friend of Charlie. After loosing money in the race course, the bookie company got closed. But, they got some information about their arch-rival Tashi, who is going to smuggle drugs. Ki dada, buro boyese tamasha hocche…er toh pant fetey haatey choley esechey…In the hotel room, the encounter was not bad. The Senior Police Officer works for Tashi only. Where is the guitar?

Always use Nirodh or Kamasutra caps, while performing missionary style at midnight. But, Guddu forgot to do that, and Sweety does not like to take I-pills, because she loves Guddu so much. At least she has not raped him. To hell with your Polytechnic, Diploma and flowcharts of future planning; 2014 is too far. Today at 8 PM is the correct time for marriage, as per the Purohit. Jai Maharashtra, shouted Mr. Bhau. How can he tolerate a lad of UP marrying a Marathi girl, who is his younger sister? After some dramas, both of them fled. But, Guddu is not confirmed that Sweety will become the mother of his child only. The Senior Police Officer arrested Guddu.

Charlie and Mikhail are very happy, because they have the cocaine with them. Dhan te naan…hey, can you hear that music. Just rock the party, man…Spiderman! Spiderman! But when Charlie came inside, the men from the land of Vadaa Paao were waiting for him. The screen is showing ‘1/2’, he he he…that means just take a break and come back for the 2nd part. Oh! You people are back again to your respective seats. Ok, now, enjoy the childish act between Mikhail and Mr. Bhau. Mikhail is shot dead now. Guddu confirmed to the Senior Police Officer that he is Guddu by speaking everything in a singing tone. The local train of Mumbai stopped at a station and Charlie and Guddu got swapped. Guddu reached the house of Mr. Bhau. The tyres of the car got stuck in the mud, and surely Charlie utilized that opportunity.

Tashi had business friends from Angola and Portugal, who are willing to pay those precious diamonds, after getting those cocaine packets. Charlie is not accepting any call. Well, that is why; the Senior Police Officer working under Tashi got killed. Kaaki has accepted the deal. Go Guddu go and bring that guitar to me. Hey listen, after getting that guitar, just kill him. Oye, mama, I have heard everything. Just bribe me to keep it a secret. Two brothers met each other. Charlie became emotional as well as nostalgic. Oh! My goodness, is it a Phoolan Devi of Maharashtra, no boss; it is Sweety only firing at all ends. That little boy will surely become a fantastic politician one day. He took the bribes as well as sued his mama, he he he…The Police Inspector now utilized Guddu. Tashi has also reached the spot. Now, it is Maharashtra Vs China. The Police and Charlie also reached there. Deal got finalized as 25-25-25-25.

But, these two Bengalese brothers reached the spot like man-eater Royal Bengal Tigers and started firing. After all; it’s a revenge of their younger brother’s death. My goodness, what an encounter it is? Guddu and Sweety survives, but what about Charlie, with two diamonds in his hand. The Angola man shoots him. Is Charlie alive? Who is the ultimate “KAMINEY” under the direction of Vishal Bharadwaj and actors like Shahid Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra, Deb Mukherjee, Rajatabha Dutta, Chandan RoySanyal, etc.?