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Prem is fond of falling in prem with almost every hot and beautiful girl. Kishan wants to play like a Kishan Kanaiah. Sunny always waits for a bright sunny day of love. Puja is fond of doing puja of her naughty hubby, who is a natural actor. Kajol always doubts on her hubby and keeps on weeping, that is why, she uses kajol in her eyes. Sanjana never leaves any stone unturned to chase any anjaana person. Bobby is hotter than the Raj Kapoor’s and Rishi Kapoor’s bobby.

As per the law, no one can use a camera inside the airport. The Parrot talks as per the instruction of his master and the master dances with the money. The life of a man becomes hell after marriage. He starts feeling like a robot. In the morning, he goes to the office, then at the evening he comes back home, then in the midnight the same vibration takes place in the same position for 10-15 minutes, and then he goes to sleep. There has to be some solution to solve this problem.

Jannat is the synonym of Paradise. God created Eve for Adams to commit sin. But, when that sin becomes a regular exercise, it really sucks the mind of Adams. If one woman is sucking your life, then you enjoy your life by sucking another woman. That is the main mantra of life. If the road of love is very long and bumpy, then take the short cut route to reach your destination of ultimate romance. So, say no to ‘Namastey’ from now on and just hug me tight and hard in your arms, baby.

Committing suicide is a sin and that too when someone loves you very badly. Champak of Champa may have died, but Sunny is still alive to see the hot sunshine. 2 lacs INR is a very good amount for her to test the sexual abilities of a married man. She came into this profession out of compulsion. Money is required for a severe medical operation and how can the kind-hearted Prem live without helping her with that financial assistance. Lord Krishna once said that there is no harm in telling a lie, if it serves good for mankind. So, just eat the sweets.

After saving him from a rock-cliff by using the chain of panties, she has fallen in love. Guest houses are constructed for these kinds of items only. The Editor, who lost his two legs, is a very egoistic person. But, Kishan acts like Lord Krishna on every month by providing lump sum money to his wife. Shopping mall is a very dangerous place to visit with a woman, who is not your wife, because your wife is also fond of walking on the floors of City Center.

If you forget to give money to your wife, then it can backfire. Women are always scared of cockroaches. Girlfriend can be kicked out, but not the wife, even if it is false also. Best Couple awards should be given to that couple, where a man works at daytime and the woman works at midnight. Raids in the hotel rooms can be sometimes very much advantageous for an entertaining woman, as she can get full freedom from the harassment of Policemen.

Mauritius is a very good place for honeymoon, but not for the cross-connection and foursome with a highest common factor. A wife should meet another man’s wife, who allows her hubby to spend midnight with other hot chicks. Who is the brother and who is the hubby is a very trivial question to answer inside a 5-star hotel, because it follows the age-old concept of Kamasutra:- ‘Din mein Bhaaiyan aur Raat ko Saaiyaan’. The twin brothers always laugh, but are very intelligent enough to find the answer of their curious questions.

If you add too much gas inside a balloon, it is bound to burst and if you confess your guilt in front of a wrong person, then it is similar to committing suicide. Before you can successfully implement the idea of divorce, your wife may courier you the divorce papers well in advance, after all, a women take hasty decisions. Prem, the love guru is expert in batting like Sachin Tendulkar, but, alas, he did a hit-wicket, by ignoring the Puja.

The Rock Cliff became a Hanging Garden of Comedy and Drama. All the three bad boys promised to become good boys. They were playing beach-volley and hugged their respective wives. While hugging their wives, how can they ignore the dusky, mild-fatty, hot and sizzling body of the Sameera Reddy of Hyderabad? Be Positive, yaar, because Men are Men and will be Men, as they always dare to cross the signboard of “NO ENTRY”, which features Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Fardeen Khan, Bipasha Basu, Lara Dutta, Celina Jaitley, Esha Deol and others.