BAISHE SRABON !!!

Once upon a time, in the city of joy, people of the lower strata of the society were getting murdered by a serial killer. The Kolkata Police Department in a joint effort with the Special Investigating Team of CID was unable to get any clue about the murderer. Beside every dead body, they found a piece of paper where some famous poetry of renowned writers was written.

The journalist lived with the investigating officer. As usual, too much sweetness in a relationship tastes bitter. So, she went out of her relationship to get some refreshment with her colleague. ‘Jey kota din tumi chiley kaachey…thotey mukhey…legey acho…’ Her male colleague was fully prepared to propose her. But, ironically, some love relationships do not trigger the sexual hormones to commit some sins of extreme fantasies.

There was one time in Bengal, when the eminent writers of the society started protesting against the corrupted system created by the then government ruling in Bengal for several years without focusing on the socio-economic development of the common people of Bengal. The writings of those writers were intentionally banned by labeling it as abusive writings. But, those writers kept on continuing their ‘Hunger Revolution.’

There was a fire in the Kolkata Book Fair. It was not an accident. The writer was the mastermind behind it. All doubts were on Rafiq, the serial killer, who was in the same jail with the writer. The lady went with her colleague to take his interview, but all went in vain. The Police Department had no other choice than to take the help of a suspended cop who had a strong network and knowledge about all types of criminals in Kolkata.

If you are once a cop, then your mentality will always remain as a cop. But, that mentality can also transform a cop into a demon, when the addiction of killing the criminals starts dominating on your intelligent brain. There are loopholes in every crime investigating system, but, you have to change the system by remaining within the system, otherwise, you are inviting your enemies to invade your castle of honesty, dedication and sincerity.

The cop lost his family members as a political victim. In Bengal, as a cop, if you don’t know the art of becoming a puppet of the ruling MLAs, then your family members may have to face the fire of the heinous politics. On the other hand, the writer was too depressed to hear that his writings were rejected by the publisher. There is a common factor; the death dates of all the eminent writers.

On that night, they tracked the suspect, but it was someone else. Was it Shankar or Kanai? The lady journalist came back to his life again. In this modern age, Whisky is healthier than Bournvita! After all; alcohol is the drink of confession. They found the writer’s dead body in his house. Was it a suicide or a cold-blooded murder? ‘Ekbaar bol…nei keu nei…tor keu nei…’ Just hang on! The case is still unsolved. ‘Gabheere Jaao…aro gabheere.. .’

The Police Department awarded him, but mentally he was prepared to get a reward from himself only. It was his sweet revenge to come back again by applying his unique strategies. That day was the death anniversary of Rabindranath Tagore. As per the trend, the serial killer had to murder someone on “BAISHE SRABON”, featuring Prasenjit, Gautam Ghosh, Parambrata, Raima Sen, Abir and others.

DUM MAARO DUM !!!

You are selected for studying in the University, but, sorry, your financial aid has not been approved. Naa aaye ho…naa aaogey, sham ki karaari chaaye…tum gaye ho kyon, raat baaki hain….Just enroll yourself to the world of sex and drugs, we will approve your financial aid. The bag is having the real thing though it is hidden in such a modern fashion that it could hardly be detected.

Way back, down the memory lane, the cop lost his beloved one as he was very dynamic in raiding all the sex and drug rackets in Goa. As usual, that cop has now become a deadly tiger. The culprit got caught and sent to the jail. Around 5 years back, there was a singer who used to sing ‘Te Amo’ (I Love you), with the tagline that if you fall in love, then truth may become false and vice-versa according to the situation. The air-hostess got arrested but there was a plane crash on the runway that exists inside that lover’s heart.

The boss of the racket was tensed and scared of that cop. The cop was in a mood to do the final encounter on that night. The air-hostess has been murdered and thrown at a beach, though before that she apologized and got some refreshment from her lover. Can you hear the song? Aaj mere liye train ka chain kheech raha hain…kaal mera skirt khichega…khichega ki naahi?…well…well…sometimes the skirts are so small, that you don’t really need to pull it down further. Jokes apart, the encounter has begun.

Oh! No! Are you people shocked to see the brutal truth inside that car? Dear friends, welcome to India. In India, very often you will find the protectors as predators. There is a myth that every story should have a happy ending, but if that story is based on a real life story, then you have to digest the brutal truth. The boss of the cop has been murdered by the singer. Have you read the headlines of any Goan newspaper? A man’s dead body has been found at the beach. Is it not the dead body of that boss of the racket?

The student luckily got back to the mainstream; maybe it is lady luck as he has a very lovely and pretty girlfriend. If you are in Goa, please try to protect yourself from sex of foreign chicks and deadly drugs, otherwise, you will keep on singing and experiencing the sensation of “DUM MAARO DUM”, which features Abhishek Bacchan, Bipasha Basu, Aditya Pancholi and others.

THE LAST SAMURAI !!!

Both of them performed their duties. One apologized for his deeds and the other died the death of a martyr. Why the man has entered into that village is a big question mark but that mystery was more than enough to keep him alive and that too in her house.

Slowly and steadily, the curiosity between the two warriors increased for each other. They started the conversation, though not in a very warm mood, but, still the warriors felt that they are the born-warriors. The sweet lady knew the killer of her hubby but still she was so caring to him.

The stranger was surprised to see the discipline and dedication among these villagers to protect their village from the enemies. This discipline, courage, hard-work and dedication helped them to create a concept of a superior warrior in Japan which is popularly known as ‘Samurai’.

The Samurai and their men always used to run a parallel government as the poor people always used to have more faith on these warriors. In 1876, Japan was virtually ruled by the Americans. The Japanese government also wanted an end of the Samurai rule. The American troops added fire to the fuel.

He had full faith on his Highness but the Emperor was himself a little puppet at the hands of the General. He refused to surrender that special sword and vowed to fight back as the Japanese government was in no mood to accept the demands of those poor people.

The war has begun. If you have the brains, then you can utilize only 3000 soldiers to kill around 1,00,000 soldiers. All was going well, but the American & Japanese allied forces had the upgraded technologies. The modern cannons were too much for those real traditional warriors.

Young generation of each nation should know where from their culture came, who were their ancestors? Unless you respect your own tradition, you cannot respect your motherland. Like India, Japan is also a fantastic traditional nation with its own unique civilization. Japanese government forcefully murdered the Samurai culture in 1877, but the Mother Japan is still proud of “THE LAST SAMURAI”, which features Tom Cruise and others.

THE MASK !!!

The banker used to live in a rented house with a little dog. He was fond of weekend parties and hot chicks. One day, a hot customer visited his office. According to him, the design of his tie resembled power. The customer wanted a confirmation whether his carrot is as powerful as the design of his tie. The lens of the camera was focused on the target. The villain started making the plan of a bank robbery, though he had internal rivalry with his boss.

On a dark night, someone got a mask. It used to work at nights only like a magnet. It attracted him and he became a joker to rock the party where the bombshell was performing. How can she forget that deep kiss? The villain became jealous. Who robbed the bank?  In the next morning, the cop visited his house again, though there was no proof against him. The reporter loved him. Is it really a love or just a trap for the nicest guy in the town?

The doctor wrote a book about the masks that we wear. Is it just a fiction or does it have some resemblance with the real life. Stanley failed to prove because it does not work at daytime. Finally, the cop got a glimpse of that joker while he was trying to kiss her at a park. The entire police force was ready to shoot him, but, alas, the joker started dancing like Michael Jackson and all the cops started shaking their body parts. The reporter gave a lift to the banker.

The villain got the mask to become a demon and he killed his rival at a casino. He was in the jail. The hot customer came to see him. Had he got another one minute, he would have enjoyed her deep kiss as an original Stanley only. The woman’s life was in danger. The doggy became successful in climbing up that wall to reach his master. The master tactfully masterminded his doggy to snatch the key from the guard.

The bomb was set to explode after 9.57 minutes. The demon wanted to kiss her but his tongue was like that of a reptile. With frustration, the demon removed the mask and started the deep kiss. The woman gave a kick at the mask. The doggy received it because he had the practice of snatching the flying-disc which used to be thrown by his master. The mask attracted the dog. The doggy became ferocious and started ruling the show till his master removed the mask. Now, it was turn for the joker.

The joker came and rescued his beloved one. After all, the mask always used to express one’s internal desires publicly. Will the villain get the desired punishment? The mask was thrown into the sea water and the colleague of the banker tried to take it, but the doggy was sharp enough to have a strict vigilance on that regard. Will the banker get the deep kisses from her beloved hot customer as an original Stanley? To get the answer of this question, you have to watch “THE MASK” of Greene & Diaz.