Saturday, July 9, 2011

DUM MAARO DUM !!!


You are selected for studying in the University, but, sorry, your financial aid has not been approved. Naa aaye ho…naa aaogey, sham ki karaari chaaye…tum gaye ho kyon, raat baaki hain….Just enroll yourself to the world of sex and drugs, we will approve your financial aid. The bag is having the real thing though it is hidden in such a modern fashion that it could hardly be detected.

Way back, down the memory lane, the cop lost his beloved one as he was very dynamic in raiding all the sex and drug rackets in Goa. As usual, that cop has now become a deadly tiger. The culprit got caught and sent to the jail. Around 5 years back, there was a singer who used to sing ‘Te Amo’ (I Love you), with the tagline that if you fall in love, then truth may become false and vice-versa according to the situation. The air-hostess got arrested but there was a plane crash on the runway that exists inside that lover’s heart.

The boss of the racket was tensed and scared of that cop. The cop was in a mood to do the final encounter on that night. The air-hostess has been murdered and thrown at a beach, though before that she apologized and got some refreshment from her lover. Can you hear the song? Aaj mere liye train ka chain kheech raha hain…kaal mera skirt khichega…khichega ki naahi?…well…well…sometimes the skirts are so small, that you don’t really need to pull it down further. Jokes apart, the encounter has begun.

Oh! No! Are you people shocked to see the brutal truth inside that car? Dear friends, welcome to India. In India, very often you will find the protectors as predators. There is a myth that every story should have a happy ending, but if that story is based on a real life story, then you have to digest the brutal truth. The boss of the cop has been murdered by the singer. Have you read the headlines of any Goan newspaper? A man’s dead body has been found at the beach. Is it not the dead body of that boss of the racket?

The student luckily got back to the mainstream; maybe it is lady luck as he has a very lovely and pretty girlfriend. If you are in Goa, please try to protect yourself from sex of foreign chicks and deadly drugs, otherwise, you will keep on singing and experiencing the sensation of “DUM MAARO DUM”, which features Abhishek Bacchan, Bipasha Basu, Aditya Pancholi and others.

THE LAST SAMURAI !!!

Both of them performed their duties. One apologized for his deeds and the other died the death of a martyr. Why the man has entered into that village is a big question mark but that mystery was more than enough to keep him alive and that too in her house.

Slowly and steadily, the curiosity between the two warriors increased for each other. They started the conversation, though not in a very warm mood, but, still the warriors felt that they are the born-warriors. The sweet lady knew the killer of her hubby but still she was so caring to him.

The stranger was surprised to see the discipline and dedication among these villagers to protect their village from the enemies. This discipline, courage, hard-work and dedication helped them to create a concept of a superior warrior in Japan which is popularly known as ‘Samurai’.

The Samurai and their men always used to run a parallel government as the poor people always used to have more faith on these warriors. In 1876, Japan was virtually ruled by the Americans. The Japanese government also wanted an end of the Samurai rule. The American troops added fire to the fuel.

He had full faith on his Highness but the Emperor was himself a little puppet at the hands of the General. He refused to surrender that special sword and vowed to fight back as the Japanese government was in no mood to accept the demands of those poor people.

The war has begun. If you have the brains, then you can utilize only 3000 soldiers to kill around 1,00,000 soldiers. All was going well, but the American & Japanese allied forces had the upgraded technologies. The modern cannons were too much for those real traditional warriors.

Young generation of each nation should know where from their culture came, who were their ancestors? Unless you respect your own tradition, you cannot respect your motherland. Like India, Japan is also a fantastic traditional nation with its own unique civilization. Japanese government forcefully murdered the Samurai culture in 1877, but the Mother Japan is still proud of “THE LAST SAMURAI”, which features Tom Cruise and others.