Wednesday, May 10, 2023

THE KERALA STORY !!!

Satisfy them as their 'Sex Slave' and then become a 'Suicide Bomber'. 'Big mistake.' You couldn't understand what trap is there BEHIND; because, in many cases, love is BLIND. 'Yeh aatankbaad nahi hain, toh kya hain ?' 'They took my passport, main India wapas kaise jaaoongi.' It is about forceful religious conversion, gangrape, extreme torture and heinous terrorism; it is about women's life and future in this planet devoid of caste, creed and religion. As parents, be vigilant on your daughter/s. Basically it is a cocktail of 'Love Jihad' and 'Drugs'. The sick mentality of Stone Age still exists in some parts of Asia where women are still regarded as sex slaves and are forced to hide their beautiful body and face too. They want suicide bombers, not a well trained army.' So, drugs have a big role to play here. The Narcotics department must be more vigilant in Kerala. Tum kaisa doctor hain, inko koi medicine do naa, to calm them.' Apply 'medicine-e-magajdhulai' therapy to make them Mujahideen ! 

'Itna kapda nahi farhna tha, pehla din tha na.' 'Poore Kerala ko atom bomb ke upar rakh diya.' 'God's own land ko bachalo.' 'Woh Catholic hain, itni aasani se nahi maanegi.' 'God gussa kyon karega ?' There lies the hell in the planet itself and one of the organizations of the bloody terrorists is 'ISIS.' Lipstick mat lagao ladki, nahi toh haath kaat legi; har waqt hijab ke andar khud ko chupa ke rakho, kyon ki tum gulaam ho. 'Tum logon ka kaam hain sirf khaana pakaana aur apne pati ko khush karna .' In the name of 'Kaboolnama', let us enjoy unprotected sex before marriage, then only the fish will enter the trap net. 'Zaroorat padhne pe, pregnant kar do.' Young girls devoid of caste, creed and religion often fail to understand the big picture of getting trapped emotionally. 'Masti mein hee raheti hoon main, fursat mujhe milti nahi !' Was there any mobile phone, when the Sharia Law was written ? But, the irony is that the terrorists have tactfully brainwashed the innocent women by saying, 'aurat o ka phone rakhna, Sharia Law mein haraam hain !', so, that a woman after getting married gets totally disconnected from her beloved parents and siblings. What a barbaric attitude of ISIS indeed ! 

Fatima, a modern Indian woman wanted to come out of that hell, but, Issac threatened him. 'Akeli aurat ho na, ek din bech denge yeh log, ya goli maar denge.' Fatima wanted help from Shazia. 'You are very kind; may Allah help you all the time '. The woman who helped Fatima got killed by her husband. Ramiz made her pregnant. 'Shalini ko Islam kabool karna hoga.' Gitanjali was still getting brainwashed by Aasifa. 'Kaafir se mili hui daulat kabhi haraam nahi hoti !' These terrorists modify all the theories on their own to run their business of terrorism. Aasli qafir toh maulvi hain, Hindustan ka namak khayega aur Syria ka namak halal bann ke rahega. Abdul uploaded all the uncensored photos of Gitanjali on the internet as she refused to go to Syria to become a terrorist under ISIS. The communist person lost his daughter forever as she had to commit suicide as a victim of 'Love Jihad'. 

Nimah Mathews became a victim too as they forcefully gangraped her by mixing drugs in her drink. Even a section of communist leaders had to appreciate this problem and publicly said, 'Aagle 20 saal mein, Kerala ek Islamic State bann jaayega'. Policemen are the same everywhere, the bloody bribed puppets. 'Aap ko FIR likhne mein itna samay laag gaya, justice kab dilbaayenge Sir ?' Shalini found Bhagyalaxmi in the 'Sex Slave' camp of ISIS ! This Bhagyalaxmi was giving lectures about true love indeed, a few years back. The USA force with an alliance with the UN in Afghanistan-Iran border rescued her. At last, the prisoner said that her name is Shalini Unnikrishnan from Kerala, maybe, due to the divine blessing of Lord Mahadev, she was alive to tell everyone "THE KERALA STORY". 

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - VOLUME 3 !!!

'The guardians are more powerful than you think'. 'We are always searching for a family.' 'Really, it is good to have friends.' 'No matter, what happens next, the galaxy still needs its guardians.' Music time at Knowhere !  Oh ! Adam ! Feel the pain of my sword as I am the most tortured adopted daughter of Thanos. Who installed a 'Kill Switch' in his body ? 'We need to save him, or this will be the end'. Time to find the code. The 'Orgosphere' has a three layered plasma security system. Oh ! No ! Thanos threw his best adopted daughter from the top of a hill !

'She came back out of the past, and there she is !' Another version with another heart ! At least, Nebula will not be attacked by her frequently. Come on, Drax, follow the instructions of Stakar Ogord, even if you hate the red colour. 'Are you ready for one last ride ?' Peter Quill still loves his ex-girlfriend ! 'And I miss you so much !' You pressed the blue button bro ! 'We are listening to everything you are saying.' Ego's daughter checked it out by shouting, 'Hello !' Confusing colour combinations of buttons and the space suit indeed !
 
'You are lying on the floor, so, your name is Floor !' The wounded animal who is fighting for his life surely had a dark past as he lost his sweet friends. 'My secret mission is to create a perfect society !' Basically he is a psycho scientist who creates anything by doing experiments and then kills all his creation out of hatred and jealousy. 'Batch 89' was never created for the new world ! How is '89P13' having such an advanced brain ? Kill the others and kill him too after extracting out his brain. A spaceship has been stolen ! 'Someday, me and my friend are going to fly it forever into the beautiful sky !'

They call it a file, it looks like a cricket ball ! Sometimes flirting with beautiful girls does work for you. 'I just wanted the entry into the system'. But, somebody changed the code ! Where the hell is Theel ? Welcome to 'Counter-Earth'. 'We are in peace !' Drax did a blunder with that basketball ! When did you last drive a four-wheeler ? The warpig stopped Nebula at the security gate. Was it a trap or was it a hunt ? Groot  said, 'we are Groot'. Enjoy the bullet-firing FUN; as in each and every root, there is a GUN. The employees of High Evolutionary revolted against him, but, he is quite powerful to win the battle, you see. Adam lost his guardian, Ayesha ! 

The codes are working slowly, because his romantic heart is talking with his lover, Lylla. It is not the right time to go and live with Lylla, there are many more jobs to do here. 'I am not a raccoon !' Oh ! Yeah ! He is charged up now ! 'I am Rocket Raccoon; 'I am done running.' Peter asked for some help from Yondu Udonta's loyal warrior, Kraglin. Hey, Kraglin, listen to your heart before hitting the target with that arrow by whistling. Rocket took the sweet revenge. Cosmo, the Russian space dog felt happy as Kraglin coined him as a good dog. Drax knew their language ! 'You never asked me !' 

Phyla did a good job too. Cosmo created the tunnel to rescue all the prisoners. As Groot saved Adam, so, in return, Adam saved Yondu Udonta's adopted son. Who became the new captain ? Who decided to have a visit to the Earth planet ? Drax who lost all his family members due to Ronan, has now became the 'dad', not the 'destroyer', as per Nebula's statement ! Party time, music and dance please. 'The thing they call divine, when all the stars will smile for me.' 'You left out some important information, but, that is the gist of it', about "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - VOLUME 3" !!!

Saturday, May 6, 2023

QUESTION MARK !!!

'History mein hee mystery hain'. The students of the archeological survey of India also appreciate the fact. Have you ever crossed the Devil's bridge of Germany ? After sunset, can you stay inside the Bhangarh fort of India ? Way back in 1896 AD, in the Madras Province of British India, something happened to a British family ! Welcome to Talakonda forest ! 'Wahan kisi ko bhi shona nahi chaiye.' 'Hum toh usse chorh sakte hain, par woh humein nahi chorhegi.' 'Hamare aashpaash aisa kuch nahi hain kya ?' 

They are on an adventurous tour ! The black car chased the white car. 'Aaj se tu mera bhai hain !' Why did the dhaba owner demand 2000 rupees ?  'Yeh Sapna kahan chali gayi ?' A nature lover always makes some time to enjoy the beauty of Mother Nature. Blood on the road ! 'Arrey, kisko thok diya ish ne ?' Just a hallucination or what ! 'Woh road thik nahi hain na, isiliye.' The car with registration number: AP09BS1771 has arrived at the spot ! Bhoothnath welcomed them. 'Jaa kar bunglow dekhlo.' 

The professor started to read the book ! Truth or Dare game ! Sapna became senseless ! 'Keeda hain bhai !' 'Mujhe lagta hain, wahan koi hain'. Tillu felt something fishy ! Bhanu's dead body inside the room ! Teju experienced hallucination ! Ajay started to doubt someone ! What are those marks on her face ? 'Yahaan kuch toh ajeeb ho raha hain !' An advice came in through a phone call ! 'Matlab sapne mein joh hoga, woh haqeeqat mein hoga.' Who murdered Ajay ? Who beheaded Sanjay ? Who is the real killer, still remains a big "QUESTION MARK".