Monday, July 19, 2010

SIVAJI - THE BOSS !!!

Still some of the eminent economists of the world believe that without a fair percentage of inflation, the world economy cannot prosper. The more you spend, the more you are creating the opportunity for the people lying in the lower half of the economies to generate more money for the global economy. But, there has to be a limit of inflation. A very poor country cannot afford to have inflation more than 5%. A developed country can still afford to have at most an inflation of 16%, but a developing country will start having ‘Economic Ashtma’ if the inflation in their country go beyond 12.9%. Why this inflation takes place? It is only because of the fact that the supply of money increases. So, indirectly, in mere theoretical terms, inflation can be defined as the number of times the supply of money increases than the actual demand of it. When the inflation increases, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. As a net result, there is a huge economic gap. Who fills up that gap? It is filled by the government of that nation in collaboration with IMF and World Bank to keep the global economy in control. As a net result, the fiscal deficits of some nations keep on increasing. When the diseases of fiscal deficit and corruption in credit policy become a contagious disease like H1N5 virus, then all the super economies of the world turns reddish to prove that the global economy is in economic recession which may very shortly lead to great depression.

One man of Tamil Nadu started investigating the real cause of inflation in our country. In a very short time, he found out that black money of our Indian businessmen is the real cause of inflation. The Swiss Bank is a corrupted bank which provokes the businessmen all over the world to invest their black money in this Switzerland Bank. But before spreading the tentacles on Swiss Bank, Mr. Sivaji started to spare the rod in Tamil Nadu only. Mr. Adi, a famous businessman cum notorious criminal of Tamil Nadu gave 50% of his black money to Sivaji to remain safe from Income Tax raids. Sivaji found out that around 20 million USD black money are there only in Tamil Nadu. Then, imagine what amount of black money is there in India. Is the Income Tax department of India sleeping or is it that they are yet to get proper investigating support from the CBI (Central Bureau of Investigation), as some CBI officials have become a puppet in the hands of some corrupted Indian politicians. Sivaji even contacted the NRI businessmen of USA and got their black money transferred in the ‘Sivaji Foundation’ accounts in Deutshe and ABN AMRO Bank.

Vidhyabharati loved Sivaji but she had so much believe in those superstitious ‘Janam Kundli’ that she was skeptical about marrying him. But, the maternal uncle of Sivaji was smart enough to give a great idea to Sivaji. The train was approaching towards him. He was about to die, but, Vidyabharati came to his rescue by waving the red colored cloth of her body. All the auditors, accountants and the jobless persons were invited by Sivaji. A section of them promised to help him in collecting all the black money. Those who were not interested were called inside the office room. After some banging bargaining and negotiations, the injured men promised to help Sivaji. All the poor people also joined Sivaji because they had belief in the functioning of ‘Sivaji foundation’, which ran like a parallel private government in Tamil Nadu. The ‘Sivaji Foundation’ started functioning in Madurai district after giving real treatment to the Panchayat and BDO officers in the office room of Sivaji.

All the politicians of Tamil Nadu were jealous of Sivaji because of his parallel private government. Poor people were getting free medication in Sivaji foundation hospitals. They were getting free education in the Sivaji foundation schools. Ultimately, the poor people got their real caring government in the form of ‘Sivaji Foundation’. Adi targeted the weak point of Sivaji. As a wife, Vidyabharati wanted to save her beloved hubby. She had no other choice. But, the laptop of Sivaji had a great computer programming with the Japanese voice-recognition technology. The constable gave him the rice plate with the mobile handset inside the heap of rice. He saw all the MMS clips and send one copy to the doctor. The doctor understood the plan and saved him at the last moment after he took the electrical shock intentionally.

After the death of Sivaji, the NRI friend of him, Mr. Amitabh Bacchan took the charge of ‘Sivaji Foundation’. The bald headed Bacchan performed the same skills with the coin in front of Adi. Adi smelled the rat. He promised to give him all his black money, but alas, the Amitabh had some other plans. One of the students in the nearby school got his capitation fee and Adi was unable to take his coin with him on his journey to hell. Arrey, Munna, the wild boars come in herds to fight but the Royal Bengal Tiger comes alone to hunt his enemies. That’s why; Royal Bengal Tiger is the national animal of India. After collecting all the black money from all the corrupted Indian businessmen and politicians, Sivaji surrendered in front of CBI for a mere punishment of 6 months jail. The ‘Sivaji foundation’ kept on performing its social work for the poor and down-trodden people of India. It was not confined within Tamil Nadu only. The NGO opened its branches all over India. The modern India became an economic superpower of the world to be listed under G-10 countries of the world under the efficient administration of the Hindu Hindustani Hero, “SIVAJI – THE BOSS”.

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