Guru Pitka took birth in America but brought up in a remote village of India under the Guru Tugginmypudha. The Guru used to preach about intimacy which meant Into Me I See. Darren Roanoke, the striker of the Toronto Maple Leafs team had a love relationship with Prudence. Just a few days before the start of the Stanley’s Cup, Prudence decided to go for a break-up with Darren as she started a new love relationship with the goalkeeper of the Los Angeles Kings team. As the love life of Mr. Roanoke was in a dilemma, he was finding it very tough to concentrate on the games.
To find a solution to the problem, the owner of the ice hockey team along with Coach Cherkov attended the spiritual seminar of Guru Pitka. Everyone greeted the Guru Pitka by saying, ‘Mariska Hargitay’. Guru Pitka got an assignment to make a reunion of Darren and Prudence. The Guru told Darren to follow the DRAMA rule. D was for Distraction. In the ice hockey match, Darren distracted everyone to get goals. Never fight in the 1st round and fight for almost everything in the 2nd round. Darren got suspended for some forthcoming matches. In the next phase, it was all about regress.
Darren’s mother was really a strong lady to tackle. After the third step of DRAMA, no improvement took place. The Toronto Maples Leafs kept on losing several matches in a row. Guru Pitka understood the real meaning of the word, ‘Bangkok’, the capital city of Thailand; after getting a nice punch from Cherkov. Deepak Chopra was still the No.1 Guru. To beat Deepak Chopra and to get a chance to appear as a guest in the Oprah’s chat show, Guru Pitka took the shortcut. Rajneesh warned Guru Pitka that shortcuts always lead to troubles.
As per the owner of the ice hockey team, the last two steps of the Guru Pitka’s DRAMA was yet to be utilized. Darren now utilized Maturity and Action. Jacques Grande started losing Prudence. As Darren was happy again with his love relationship, he was performing well in each ice hockey match. In the final match, why there was a distraction? Why Lucy and Boddhisatwa came inside the ice-hockey ground? Ultimately, which team lifted the Stanley’s Cup? Who was a better commentator between Jay Kell and Trent Lauders? Was that young lady lucky enough to fall in love with “THE LOVE GURU”?
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