HANUMAN.COM !!!

The West Bengal State Government issued a Circular that all the teachers of the Government Schools of West Bengal must become computer literate. For bearing the expenses of computers, Rs. 700/- is being deducted from the salaries of all the teachers of Government Schools of West Bengal. Anjaniputra Sen, the Maths teacher and his wife Tanushree had a daughter, Tiyasha who died a few years back, but their married life was still happier than the married life of other married couple in Swarnakamalpur of Basirhat area of West Bengal. Mithilesh was a divorcee but he wanted to help his ex-wife Mrs. Khastagir to open up a resort near Hasulibagan area. Anjaniputra was not in a mood to sell his ancestral land to Mrs. Khastagir. Mithilesh was happy about Anjaniputra’s decision. After all, a man always dislikes his ex-wife who divorces him. One day, the cable connection got disconnected. The cable boy came to repair the cable line but on the condition that all the due payments of cable connection to be made. Anjaniputra gave his wrist watch to Panchu.

Maria, the German hot chick used to do sex chat on webcam. Andre Olafsson, the Mayor of Reykjevik of Iceland also used to sex chat on webcam with the id of ‘volcano_boy’. The mole on the right cheek of Mr. Olafsson helped Maria to know the real identity of the ‘volcano_boy’. Maria blackmailed Andre by sending him an e-mail. Olafsson traced out the location of Maria with the help of a hacker. Panchu, the cable boy told Mr. Sen about the 3 months free trial Internet Package of BSNL. Panchu also made the Internet setup as well as installed Google Chat in the Personal Computer of the Maths Teacher. Anjaniputra became too addicted to the computer while doing Google Search. Tanushree was feeling bored. Sometimes, Internet teaches you about ignorance by destroying your sweet innocence. ‘Prithibi ta naaki choto hote hote satellite ar cable er haate drawing room e rakha boka baksho teh bandi, aha ha ha. Ghore bosey saara duniya r sathe jogajog aaj haather muthote guchey gache desh kaal simaana r gandi, aha ha ha. Bhebe dekhecho ki tara ra o jato aalok barsho doorey, taar o doorey, tumi ar ami jaai kromey sorey sorey, aha ha ha.’

Anjaniputra and Maria became online friends. Maria renamed Anjaniputra as George Clooney. Anjaniputra was stunned to see such a hot figure of Maria. But, who murdered that girl? Who saw the live coverage of that murder? One day, the Maths Teacher wrote a letter to his beloved wife and started his journey towards Reykjevik of Iceland. Hasan, a Bangladeshi understood that Anjaniputra is a Bengali by just seeing him only for the first time. A Bangladeshi and a Bengali of West Bengal became good friends in Iceland. Hasan took Anjaniputra to his house. Hasan started calling him as George. George told them the entire story. Hasan’s daughter Noori promised to help George. Panchu started the investigation and helped Tanushree to get a clue. Tanushree thought that her hubby went to Munich of Germany but she was wrong. A telephone call helped Mr. Sen to understand that Maria was a German girl. German clocks are unique in their own way. Who became senseless after seeing the murderer? Why Hasan told his friend to go back to West Bengal?

Noori requested Anjaniputra to stay back in Iceland. Computer is also like a house which has doors and windows. Noori hacked into the Mayor’s computer. Hasan’s daughter checked the inbox of Andre’s email id, but didn’t find that important e-mail. ‘Swapan Kumar bole je khuni r barite giye dustbin dekhte.’ Actually, Swapan Kumar was a favourite fictional detective character of Anjaniputra Sen. In Bengal, Tanushree was still waiting for her hubby to return back home. Noori found that important e-mail from the Trash. 90% of Internet Users worldwide forget to delete the contents of Recycle Bin or Trash. Many people don’t use the ‘SHIFT + DELETE’ command. Andre Olafsson was surprised to see so many e-mails from the e-mail id of Maria Fischer. The masks of drama are sometimes too useful. ‘Don’t play anymore. Chagol ke Baagh er saamne phelte hobe. The game has to end somewhere.’ Was the murderer of that hot chick got arrested by Iceland Police Department and handed over to German Police Department? Did the German cops find her dead body? A caterpillar becomes a butterfly to fly here and there, but, Anjaniputra Sen had to return back home as his wife, Tanushree Sen was still waiting for him to end this cyber related adventurous story which can be named as “HANUMAN.COM”.

JAMALAY JIBANTA MANUSH !!!

Siddeshwar alias Sidu and Madhuri alias Madhu were madly in love with each other. Sidu used to took the help of his pet Ox, Bhola; to enter into the territory of Hari Narayan’s house to meet Madhuri secretly. Sidu and Madhuri planned to meet each other in the lonely Beauty Bagan of that village on every afternoon. Hari Narayan, the Zamindar of the village became furious on Mr. Dutta as Mr. Dutta recommended Sidu as the future groom of Madhuri. While dating inside the Beauty Bagan, Sidu requested Madhuri to sing a romantic song. But, Madhuri sang a Shyama Sangeet, ‘Maa tui emon kano holi? Pati r buk e charan rekhe laaj er matha kheli. Maa tui emon kano holi?’ Sidu felt uncomfortable and uttered, ‘Shaushan, Maa; uuh. Chand, furfure haowa, phool, baataayan kichui nei.’

The members of Hatimsoor Natya Sangha were dissatisfied with their Sidu da. Sidu used to skip the rehearsals as he had to meet his lover secretly every day. The entire club cum theatre members suggested Sidu to get married to Madhuri. At least, after marriage, Sidu would concentrate fully on the drama rehearsals. Sidu liked the idea as he appreciated, ‘Satyi ee bhabchi, biye ta kano etodin korini? Biye ta korei pheli ki bolish?’ Sidu planned to get married to Madhuri despite Hari Narayan’s objection. Sidu’s friends supported Sidu in this regard. ‘Amader opor baddo chotpaat kare, o jamon buno ol amrao temni bagha tentul.’ Madhuri secretly heard the conversation of her parents. Hari Narayan was planning about the marriage of Madhuri with a son of a ship owner of Kolkata.

Sidu and Madhuri got married to each other secretly as per Hindu rituals. Hari Narayan ordered his men to attack Sidu and his friends. Sidu got injured. Hari Narayan ordered his wife to keep the married Madhuri locked inside the four walls. On that night, Madhuri came out of the house to jump into the river water. Villagers didn’t find the dead body of Madhuri but everyone assumed that Madhuri has committed suicide by drowning herself into the river water. The depressed Sidu planned to go out of the village to freshen up his mind. Sidu gave all the responsibilities of his property to his Pishima (aunt) and donated Bhola, the Ox to a Brahmin priest. Sidu went out of the village and was roaming here and there in a town. On that night, Sidu was having a nice sleep in the balcony of a house of the town.

As per the destined data of Yam Lok, one person was about to commit suicide in that town. Chitragupta, the Special Assistant of Yamraj ordered Lambadhar and Chitrakarma to collect the soul of that person who was about to commit suicide. The two Yamdoots had a very tough time to find the exact address of that person as in that town; the House Numbers were not in serial order. In earlier days, Yamdoots could make out easily that a person has died in a locality as everyone used to cry loudly, but, nowadays, humans have become so selfish that they don’t get the time to cry loudly as they start searching for those valuable keys of that dead person. To save their job, both the Yamdoots didn’t waste any more time to search the dead body. Instead they took a living person with a backup plan that they will kill the person before entering the Yam Lok.

At the entrance of Yam Lok, Sidu gave some katukutu and sursuri to both Lambadhar and Chitrakarma to enter inside the Yam Lok. Inside the Yam Lok, the Yamraj is the judge of all the sins that you have committed throughout your life as a human being. Pishima died of cholera and it was her judgement day. As a Hindu Widow, Pishima thought about eating a Batasha with water on Ekadashi day. As per Yam Lok’s rule, if you think about committing a sin, it is a sin, but, if you think about doing something good, then it is not counted as a virtue. Sidu requested Yamraj to release Pishima by taking account of half of the cumulative virtues gained by him throughout his life. Chitragupta ordered his Clerk Bichitragupta to search the Life Record (LR) Book of Sidu. Bichitragupta gave a serial number to a Daftary to take out that LR Book from the library.

Bichitragupta read from the LR Book of Sidu that Sidu have done many good deeds in Martya Lok, e.g. helping the poor people, standing beside the needy people in times of danger, etc. But, Yamraj was not convinced. Why Sidu said, ‘Pishi o toh sudhu bhebechilo, taar belaye paap holo, amar belaye bhebe punyi hobe na kano?’ Yamraj admitted that there are some loopholes in the judiciary of Yam Lok. Bichitragupta, the young Clerk was more efficient than the old Special Assistant, Chitragupta. ‘Ekei bole young blood, kirom chatpote dekhun dekhi.’ Sidu donated an Ox to a Brahmin Priest. That was considered as a virtue. As an example, Yamraj wanted to see that Ox. Bhola became a healthy Ox after coming to hell. Pishima got transferred to Vishnu Lok as Sidu donated half of his virtues to Pishima.

Sidu wanted to meet Lord Vishnu, but, Yamraj denied the permission. Sidu ordered his pet Ox, Bhola to attack Yamraj and his staffs. Bichitragupta was yet to become a confirmed Clerk as he was still in his probation period after doing the job in Yam Lok for 2,93,20,000 years and 6 months. ‘Ekhono chakri paaka hoyni.’ ‘O ekhono paakoni.’ Yamraj and Chitragupta came to Lord Vishnu for help. Lord Vishnu sent Narad Muni to get some secret information from Sidu, but, Sidu was too smart enough to tackle Narad Muni. Lord Vishnu came to meet Sidu in the disguise of a Brahmin. Sidu told about corruption in Yam Lok and Swarga Lok to Lord Vishnu. ‘Indra jal deyena, Varun ghumocche, Kuber benami teh taaka lutche.’ Only India is preaching about peace. Lord Vishnu got impressed with Sidu and gave him permit to all Loks of the Universe.

Sidu entered into the Shiva Lok where the followers of Nandi and Bhingi were fighting with each other. Sidu gave them punishment and climbed up the Kailash Parvat to have a chat session with Nandi and Bhingi. ‘Bom Bom, Bom Bholanath, dum diye jeh khyapa nache tatha toi.’ Maa Durga always becomes deaf after the Durga Puja festival as she has to experience too much sound pollution in Martya Lok. Nandi and Bhingi suggested Sidu to search Madhuri in the Indra Lok. In Madhabi Bitan, Madhuri and Sidu met each other again. In Lord Indra’s palace, Apsara Urvashi Devi, Rambha Devi and Menaka Devi got a new dance teacher of modern dance! What request did Sidu and Madhuri made to Lakshmi Devi when Lord Vishnu told Sidu to return to Martya Lok? Ultimately, what happened to Madhuri and “JAMALAY JIBANTA MANUSH”?

JUNGLE BOOK 2 !!!

Mowgli told about his past to Shanti’s family members through a puppet show. Shanti’s father had two wives. Ranjan was Shanti’s step-brother. Mowgli saw the footsteps of Sher Khan near the village which proved that Sher Khan was looking after Mowgli to take the sweet revenge of their previous encounter. Mowgli had a plan to track Sher Khan. Ranjan was very excited after hearing that plan. Shanti sensed about it though she didn’t tell anyone. One day, Shanti’s dad scolded Mowgli for trying to cross the river.

Just across the river, Balloo was feeling lonely in the jungle as his little friend Mowgli started living in a nearby human village. Balloo decided to meet Mowgli in the human village and take him back to the jungle. Bagira understood Balloo’s plan and took the help of Colonel Hathi and his battalion to stop Balloo’s march towards the village. But, Balloo was too smart enough to fool the Black Leopard and the Elephants. The little elephant kid was smarter than those old elephants.

Vultures were making mockery of the defeat of Sher Khan in the encounter of Sher Khan Vs Mowgli. The Royal Bengal Tiger became so angry and desperate that it entered inside the human village. The Dancing Bear was having some fun with Mowgli inside the village. Shanti got scared after seeing Balloo. Shanti shouted out of fear, ‘Help! Help! There is a wild animal in the village.’ The villagers attacked Sher Khan with fire and spears. Sher Khan crossed the river and was hiding behind the bushes.

Balloo and Mowgli crossed the river. True Love breaks all barriers and True Love transforms a lover’s heart into a fearless and desperate heart. Despite the fear factor, Shanti also crossed the river with a fire lamp to search for Mowgli inside the jungle. Kaa failed to gulp Mowgli when Mowgli and Balloo were having a gala time inside the jungle. In the night, the python was about to eat Shanti that Ranjan came to the spot to save his step-sister. Sher Khan tried hard to get the latest information about Mowgli from Kaa.

The villagers started the combing search operation inside the jungle. After seeing those humans, all the elephants including Colonel Hathi were hiding inside a cave. Bagira was forced to go inside that cave. The Black Leopard got the information that Mowgli is in the jungle. Bagira interrogated Balloo but Balloo was too smart enough to fool Bagira. After hearing that Shanti has also entered inside the jungle, Mowgli decided to search Shanti. The Honey Bear was instructed to scare that beautiful girl.

The vulture told about the exact location of Balloo and Mowgli to Sher Khan. All the animals celebrated the return of Mowgli in the jungle inside that haunted temple where the monkeys live. Balloo declared that Mowgli will never return to that human village to meet that girl. After hearing the declaration, Mowgli felt disappointed. Shanti and Ranjan found Mowgli inside the jungle, but, the Bear scared the girl. Shanti and Ranjan ran away from that spot. Mowgli went after Shanti and Ranjan. Sher Khan was waiting for them.

The chase began. Sher Khan was chasing Mowgli. Balloo got the information from Ranjan. Bagira also joined in. Mowgli, Sher Khan, Shanti and Balloo crossed the rocky cliffs to enter into the Sher Khan’s territory. Who were beating up the drums? Did anyone die after falling on the lava of earthquake? What happened in that deadly encounter? Did the villagers get back Shanti, Ranjan and Mowgli? Were Balloo and Bagira feeling lonely from then on in the jungle of  “JUNGLE BOOK 2”?

THE JUNGLE BOOK !!!

The silence of the jungle was broken by an unfamiliar sound. The Black Leopard found a human baby in that jungle. Few days back, a wolf couple was blessed with some cubs. The human baby joined that club. The male wolf and the female wolf became the parents of this human baby. Bagira, the black leopard named that human baby as Mowgli. Mowgli grew up in that jungle. In India, it has been a tradition among the Kings and Princes to hunt tigers in the jungles to prove their courage. That’s the reason why the tigers used to hate humans. Sher Khan, the dangerous Royal Bengal Tiger of the jungles of Madhya Pradesh of India was back in that particular jungle where Mowgli was staying with a pack of wolves. Akila, the Sarpanch of the Wolf Society called up a meeting where he ordered that Mowgli should be sent back to the adjacent human village of the jungle to save the wolves from the attacks of that dangerous Sher Khan.

Bagira promised the wolves that Mowgli would be sent back safely to the human society. Bagira and Mowgli felt tired after a long journey in the jungle. Kaa, the Indian Python tried to gulp Mowgli after applying the hypnotizing powers with its eyes. Bagira saved Mowgli at the right time. Colonel Hathi was an efficient Elephant of Indian Army under the then Maharaja of India. After retirement, Colonel Hathi was allowed to return back to his native jungle. In this Jungle, Colonel Hathi created his own regiment and they used to march through the jungle with proper discipline. Colonel Hathi ordered Bagira that this human child must not stay in this jungle. Mowgli was feeling depressed as almost everyone in that jungle wanted him to return back to the human society.

Mowgli was feeling lonely while sitting in front of a large rock. A Bubbly Bear was passing by while singing the song, ‘Dooby Dooby Dooba Dee Doo. Oh! It’s a Dooba Dee Doo.’ Balloo, the bear felt that the human child is depressed. ‘Hey Kid! You need help.’ Balloo tried to cheer up Mowgli. After hearing a sound, Bagira thought that Mowgli was in danger. But, it was something else. Both Balloo and Mowgli have become good friends. Balloo started singing the song, ‘Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities, forget about your worries and your strife, I mean the bare necessities, old Mother Nature’s recipes that bring the bare necessities of life.’ Bagira left Mowgli with Balloo and went deep inside the jungle.

Both Balloo and Mowgli were resting on a pond in the jungle. Balloo was taking a nap while floating on the pond water. The monkeys kidnapped Mowgli and took him towards a haunted temple inside the jungle. Balloo shouted ‘Bagira’. Bagira met Balloo and decided to rescue Mowgli from King Louie, the orangutan who was the king of all apes and monkeys in that jungle. Humans were also the apes many years back. Those Apes who learned the art of producing fire by rubbing two stones experienced evolution in their body, food habits and lifestyle to become humans. But, the apes who didn’t knew the art of producing fire remained as apes only. That’s why; King Louie wanted to learn the art of producing fire from Mowgli. King Louie sang the song, ‘I wanna be like you, I wanna talk like you, walk like you too.’ Bagira and Balloo rescued Mowgli from monkeys.

Bagira requested Balloo to make Mowgli understand that a human being should go back to the human society to live his life peacefully. When Balloo told Mowgli to go to the nearby human village, Mowgli started running away inside the jungle while weeping. Mowgli got lost in the woods. Balloo and Bagira started the combing search. Even Colonel Hathi was informed by Bagira that Mowgli got lost in the woods. Sher Khan heard the conversation between Bagira and Colonel Hathi. Colonel Hathi promised to help Bagira in the search operation of Mowgli. Kaa again got back his victim. The Indian Python was about to have a nice meal that Sher Khan pulled up his tail. Sher Khan confirmed whether Kaa was hiding Mowgli or not. Sher Khan went away after giving a strong warning to Kaa. In the meantime, Mowgli managed to escape from the Indian Python.

In the graveyard of that jungle, the four vultures had no work to do. That’s why; one of the vultures always used to ask the question, ‘What’s we gonna do?’ The vultures saw a lonely human child in that graveyard. The vultures started the leg pulling of that human child. Mowgli started weeping. The vultures realized that something must be wrong. Very soon, those four vultures became good friends of Mowgli. The old vulture said, ‘We might look a little shabby but we have got hearts.’ Then the four vultures started singing a friendly song, ‘We are your friends to the bitter end. We are friends of every creature coming down the pike. In fact, we never met an animal we didn’t like. We will keep you safe in the jungle forevermore.’ Sher Khan arrived at the spot.

Sher Khan applauded and then appraised, ‘Bravo! Bravo! What an extraordinary performance and thank you for detaining my victim.’ But, Mowgli was not afraid of Sher Khan. Rather, Mowgli started fighting against Sher Khan. The human child was of no match to that Royal Bengal Tiger. Balloo came to battlefield to get hold of Sher Khan’s tail. Did anyone die in that encounter? Fire is always used to scare which ferocious animal? Which animal fooled everyone after that battle against the Royal Bengal Tiger? Who was singing the song, ‘Father is hunting in the forest; Mother is cooking in the home. I must go to fetch the water till the day that I am grown. Then I will have a handsome husband and a daughter of my own. Then I will send her to fetch the water. I will be cooking in the home.’? Did Mowgli stayed in the jungle after seeing someone? Why Bagira said, ‘Mowgli is where he belongs’ to end the 1^st Chapter of “THE JUNGLE BOOK”?