Monday, April 14, 2014

HANUMAN.COM !!!



The West Bengal State Government issued a Circular that all the teachers of the Government Schools of West Bengal must become computer literate. For bearing the expenses of computers, Rs. 700/- is being deducted from the salaries of all the teachers of Government Schools of West Bengal. Anjaniputra Sen, the Maths teacher and his wife Tanushree had a daughter, Tiyasha who died a few years back, but their married life was still happier than the married life of other married couple in Swarnakamalpur of Basirhat area of West Bengal. Mithilesh was a divorcee but he wanted to help his ex-wife Mrs. Khastagir to open up a resort near Hasulibagan area. Anjaniputra was not in a mood to sell his ancestral land to Mrs. Khastagir. Mithilesh was happy about Anjaniputra’s decision. After all, a man always dislikes his ex-wife who divorces him. One day, the cable connection got disconnected. The cable boy came to repair the cable line but on the condition that all the due payments of cable connection to be made. Anjaniputra gave his wrist watch to Panchu.

Maria, the German hot chick used to do sex chat on webcam. Andre Olafsson, the Mayor of Reykjevik of Iceland also used to sex chat on webcam with the id of ‘volcano_boy’. The mole on the right cheek of Mr. Olafsson helped Maria to know the real identity of the ‘volcano_boy’. Maria blackmailed Andre by sending him an e-mail. Olafsson traced out the location of Maria with the help of a hacker. Panchu, the cable boy told Mr. Sen about the 3 months free trial Internet Package of BSNL. Panchu also made the Internet setup as well as installed Google Chat in the Personal Computer of the Maths Teacher. Anjaniputra became too addicted to the computer while doing Google Search. Tanushree was feeling bored. Sometimes, Internet teaches you about ignorance by destroying your sweet innocence. ‘Prithibi ta naaki choto hote hote satellite ar cable er haate drawing room e rakha boka baksho teh bandi, aha ha ha. Ghore bosey saara duniya r sathe jogajog aaj haather muthote guchey gache desh kaal simaana r gandi, aha ha ha. Bhebe dekhecho ki tara ra o jato aalok barsho doorey, taar o doorey, tumi ar ami jaai kromey sorey sorey, aha ha ha.’

Anjaniputra and Maria became online friends. Maria renamed Anjaniputra as George Clooney. Anjaniputra was stunned to see such a hot figure of Maria. But, who murdered that girl? Who saw the live coverage of that murder? One day, the Maths Teacher wrote a letter to his beloved wife and started his journey towards Reykjevik of Iceland. Hasan, a Bangladeshi understood that Anjaniputra is a Bengali by just seeing him only for the first time. A Bangladeshi and a Bengali of West Bengal became good friends in Iceland. Hasan took Anjaniputra to his house. Hasan started calling him as George. George told them the entire story. Hasan’s daughter Noori promised to help George. Panchu started the investigation and helped Tanushree to get a clue. Tanushree thought that her hubby went to Munich of Germany but she was wrong. A telephone call helped Mr. Sen to understand that Maria was a German girl. German clocks are unique in their own way. Who became senseless after seeing the murderer? Why Hasan told his friend to go back to West Bengal?

Noori requested Anjaniputra to stay back in Iceland. Computer is also like a house which has doors and windows. Noori hacked into the Mayor’s computer. Hasan’s daughter checked the inbox of Andre’s email id, but didn’t find that important e-mail. ‘Swapan Kumar bole je khuni r barite giye dustbin dekhte.’ Actually, Swapan Kumar was a favourite fictional detective character of Anjaniputra Sen. In Bengal, Tanushree was still waiting for her hubby to return back home. Noori found that important e-mail from the Trash. 90% of Internet Users worldwide forget to delete the contents of Recycle Bin or Trash. Many people don’t use the ‘SHIFT + DELETE’ command. Andre Olafsson was surprised to see so many e-mails from the e-mail id of Maria Fischer. The masks of drama are sometimes too useful. ‘Don’t play anymore. Chagol ke Baagh er saamne phelte hobe. The game has to end somewhere.’ Was the murderer of that hot chick got arrested by Iceland Police Department and handed over to German Police Department? Did the German cops find her dead body? A caterpillar becomes a butterfly to fly here and there, but, Anjaniputra Sen had to return back home as his wife, Tanushree Sen was still waiting for him to end this cyber related adventurous story which can be named as “HANUMAN.COM”.

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