KHWAHISH

The man wants to buy only pajama, but not the kurta. Is it feasible for any garment shop owner to sell only the pajama of the pajama-kurta set? After enough discussions, a young lady decided to buy the kurta for her father. The boy and the girl became friends. Both of them like the music of R.D.Burman. The ice-cream fell on the feet of Rekha and Amar rubbed her soft skin. Is Amar getting diverted from his Go-Karting Race tracks? Rekha is planning to go to Delhi. But, what will Amar do without her? Amar proposed her and surely ‘Goon Goonati hain yeh Dil ki dhadkan…kuch toh hain dil ki chahat, kuch toh hain dil ki khawaish…’

Amar wants a deep kiss from Rekha. Rekha has never done that in her life. She is feeling very scared about her Shethji. At last, kiss ka kissa started. The room-mates of Amar are drunkards. Those hard drinks are their girlfriends. Is it a sin to talk about sex in love? Well, Rekha is far more modern than Amar. She is giving her some fruitful training about oral sex. Rekha planned to go back to her own village. Amar is also eager to visit her village. The name of Rekha’s father is Ullash. No one can beat him in daaru drinking competition. What a scene? The Ullash has got a drinking partner in the form of son-in-law. They drink whisky by pouring it in the washroom mugs. Rekha is surprised to see both of them coming out of the same washroom.

Rekha is a dreadful singer. Better use cotton-wool in your ears, if someone forces you to attend her singing performance. What Amar wants to do before marriage, Rekha will not allow him to do. That is why; Amar is planning to get married as early as possible. The Marathi surname ‘Ghosdekar’ of Rekha is very hard to pronounce. Is the Italian Pasta too tasty? After all, Rekha’s father is the owner of Ullas poultry farm and Amar has a high status, as his full name is Amar Singh Ranawat.

At the age of 21 years, can a person have true love or is it only lust? Is the money more important or the love marriage? There are so many potholes in the streets. Chalo bhaiye, they got married to each other, after hearing all those shouting of Ullas. They are ready to enjoy their Suhag Raat. But, Rekha wanted a secure performance. To provide security, you need caps? Amar is such a coward that he hardly pronounced about it in front of the medical shop owner. Now, Rekha being frustrated about her Shethji’s cowardice act, went to the medical shop. Can I have caps, please? Sure, madam, take this pack. This is of good quality. It costs only 20 bucks.

The couple is all set to start a new journey of their married life. But, Amar has no income at all. Ullas knows that very well. He kept some money in their drawer. You cannot sail with a yacht in the deadly waves of Pacific Ocean. You need a strong ship to sail through it. Yacht is like the lust and the ship is the love, but make sure that you are not on a Titanic. No matter how much you enjoy your school, college and university life, the life after marriage will let you feel lonely, despite having daily sexual performances. Everything has a relevant time. Sometimes, the birth of babies in the family can bring back the peace and laughter as it was before the love marriage. What, if, there is a malfunction from any one side? Will the married life of Amar and Rekha sail smoothly on the Pacific Ocean or will it sink like Titanic? Is it true that the God of Love always fulfills the “KHWAHISH” of Himangshu, Mallika Sherawat and others?

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

The Palestinian Phantom is always after the Austro-Tibetan Israeli, Zohan Dvir, as Zohan is a counter-terrorist. The fight is on. Watch the badminton with the grenade on the water. At last, there is a bomb blast in the water and Zohan escaped to New York, while living inside the kennel, kept inside the flight. Welcome to New York. Here, he went to meet his idol, but the employees of that salon misbehaved with him. His friend gave him a card and told him to meet there. Zohan don’t want to become a salesman of ‘Sony guts’ electronic goods. He tried out his luck at different salons, but of no use. Frustrated by the recession condition of jobs, he felt himself like a loser. He met his friend at that electronic shop and was ready to become the salesman of that shop. But, his friend objected to it. Each and every employee in that electronic shop came a long way from Israel to fulfill their dreams, but landed up being a mere shopkeeper or salesman of ‘Sony Guts’ electronic goods. Zohan’s friend does not want Zohan to end his dream. On the other side of the road, there are several Palestinian shops. Out of them, one is a salon. Zohan is all set to try out his luck. Just dance with the song, ‘Disco Disco, good good.’

Dalia, the owner of the salon kept Zohan as a trainee only. Zohan got a house to live in New York. The owner of that house is a lovely, hot and bulky matured woman. She loves Zohan very much, because Zohan is expert in banging any matured woman in his special smooth doggy-style. The son of that matured lady is a very good boy. He never complained about the relation of his mom with Zohan. That is just natural, you see. Habibi is a good stylist. Debbie is also not bad. But, due to some constraints, Debbie got another job and resigned from the salon. Wow, now, it’s a chance for Zohan to show his talent. An old lady wanted Zohan to cut her hairs. Umm…Zohan just rocked the show. He took special care of her softballs, fat belly and spongy arms and finally pierced into the Bermuda Triangle through the entrance of public hairy door. The matured women customers got the special value-added services with their stylish hair cut. No women dare to compromise with their physical satisfaction. So, as usual, the very next day, the salon was houseful. After all, the modern barber is banging at their back. Even the aunties of the Walbridge company owner also visited the special vibrating therapy of Zohan. It is just amazing.

In the meanwhile, a Palestinian cab driver of New York recognized that this ‘Scrappy Coco’ is the Zohan Dvir only, who stole his goat. Now, he wants to take revenge on him. But alas, instead of Liquid Nitrogen, they bought Neosporin. Being fed up with their foolishness, they called up Phantom, who opened a food shop in Amman. The Phantom agreed to kill Zohan and also gave the permit to touch some of his wives. Dalia is a very sweet Palestinian girl, who hates the violence of Israel and Palestine. That is why, she came to New York to make a good career and live a peaceful life. Dalia loves to play softball in the park and Zohan is expert in appreciating that. Suddenly, one day, Zohan felt that his natural asset is not giving response to the hot bodies of matured women customers. His business is going down. He felt sorry that his customers are not getting proper service and mental satisfaction. Matured ladies have nothing to complain about him. Already, he has served them a lot. Now, the time has come for Zohan to settle down by marrying a sweet girl. Is Zohan in love with anybody? Yes, of course. On a fine day, Zohan’s natural asset raised like a hard standing rock, after seeing the hot body of Dalia. Zohan understood that Dalia is his special girl. He proposed her, but of no use. A Palestinian girl never accepts an Israeli boy to be her life partner.

Watch the basketball between Israel and Lebanon, where Maria Carey rocked the show with her lovely cleavages. Zohan is about to enjoy her silicon valley and canyon, but he needs to go and help others. The owner of Walbridge Company wanted to destroy all Israeli and Palestinian shops in that street, where he is planning to make a shopping mall with roller-coaster rides. Israeli and Palestinian people started accusing each other. The Phantom and Zohan jointly tackled the fire inside the shop. My goodness, Dalia is the sister of Phantom. Zohan does not want to fight anymore. Dalia declared Zohan as her man. Phantom has no objection to it. Now, both Zohan and Phantom fought against the goons of Walbridge CEO. Look at the new salon. It is named with the naming combination of Zohan and Dalia. It is Dalohan. Zohan’s parents came to meet their Palestinian daughter-in –law. All Israeli and Palestinian people of New York lived happily thereafter. That is why; someone has rightly said that “YOU DON’T MESS UP WITH THE ZOHAN”.