Monday, October 28, 2019

BHOOTHER BHABISYAT !!!


'Bhooth gulo sab jaabe kotha !' Madhumati holo AGGYAN; ki jukti dilo BIGGYAN. 'Ami debo na, debo na, debo na re.' Bolen ki moshaai, Ad film shooting in this house ! 'Ei baari r kintu ekta abhishapta itihaas ache.' Disputed property ! Ayan fell asleep. 'Ami ekhaaneyi thaaki.' No 'Badly Bangaali', now you listen to 'Bhooth Bangaali'. 

Palki choley, hoomna, hoomna. Who killed Darpanarayan ? Ramsay Saheb thaakben kothay ? Welcome to Chowdhury Baari, Sir ! 'Aar kotadin saboor karo Kadu, tumi ee hobey amaar badhu.' 'Kolkata e takhan jungle raaj cholche.' 'Biplab ke ki oto sahaj e paaowa jaaye.' Promoters started constructing big flats and malls by demolishing old buildings of Kolkata. Where to stay ? 

The interview process started. 'Hazarduari, musuem hoye galo, aar ami besahara hoye gelaam. Palashi r juddha r samay, khunti chere ei haath e dhorechilaam tarowaal.' They got a cook, a singer, a rickshaw puller, a beautiful teenager girl. 'In the year of 1999'; thaak, aapni thaakchen Sir. Baro ee security problem ekhaane. 'Amaar naam Aatmaram, baari darbhanga, ami bado ee gareeb aadmi aache babu.' Dhaath ! Nikaalo RICKSHAW; bhooth bazaar se khareedega aaj hum HILSHA. Ek phool, do maali o achey dekhchi. Gaan er lyrics e o achey Orangotang ! 

Ei re, shooting er upodrab ! Target the actress during the shooting. Bhooth Chaturdashi teh Halloween party, taar saathe hobe introduction, gaane gaane. Bah ! besh bhalo ee kaatlo, erpor taholey choruibhaati ! 'Tumi chingri r ki bojho he !' Bhutoria liked the disputed property. Out of the court settlement ! Ei Pramod ta ke bhai ! The Brigadier had a masterplan ! Eso byatso, karo Baba r darshan ! Ei Laxmi ta ke re, khojh taake. Haathkaata Kartik is now in this gang. 'Ladies der request ami abaar feltey paarina.'

'Ami Ganesh, tumi Kartik !' The deal will be discounted. Come to Chowdhury Baari at 10 PM. 'Madh cholena, taah meye maanush nischoi choley.' 'Ei Shiuli !' Time for an item number song. 'Mere ang ang mein aag laagayi deh'. Who was the first wife of Bhutoria ? In the battle of Bhooth Vs Bhutoria, which team emerged victorious ? 'Aapni ki amaar saathe thattya korchen !' Wake up ! but, what's in your pocket ! TRP rating baarbe naa boley, bandho jakhan khabor er kagaj, magazine aar media channel er sab PATH; takhan kintu bhooth e der samasya gulo niye biplab aanbe ei, Bangla chalochitro, "BHOOTHER BHABISHYATH".

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