Monday, May 25, 2020

HURRICANE HUNTER !!!

Mother Nature creates the best THRILLERS; don't judge the films only by seeing its TRAILERS. 'Josephine' was coming and Leah was ready for it. 'You face death in order to feel safe !' 'Nobody knows what the wind is going to do.' A nightmare of her childhood still haunts her. 'Trapped in the storm, trapped by the past, you can't escape.' A psychologist tried to understand her psychology. 'So when you think of their dance, what do you feel ?' 'What do lillies mean to you ?' The Director of the National Storm Center gave an order. 'That's why, we are evacuating.' 'Nolinor' flight reached the point of exploration. 'In the eye of a level 5 hurricane at 1,100 feet !' 

'A storm at a speed of 74 miles per hour is known as a Hurricane.' Steve died in the plane. 'They have lost one crew member.' Mr. McGraw gave the order to evacuate Corpus Cristi but Josephine was marching towards Jacksonville Beach. Eli analyzed the images sent by Leah. '200 miles per hour, that's the level five. Its big.' What happened to Tommy ? 'There is a reporter in that plane.' Ryan is not having a good relationship with his wife and his daughter, Sara has a boyfriend ! Ben's wife was pregnant. Henry suffered an injury in his eyes. 'We are in the eye.' The tussle with Mr. McGraw continued. 'We have found the vortex of the eye at 2,700 feet.' 'You are evacuating the wrong city.' 

Ryan understood Leah's mental pain. 'Do you feel guilty; because you survived !' Eli threatened to take some actions against the Director. 'Let me know if you change your mind.' Finally, McGraw gave the order to evacuate Jacksonville. Jessica delivered a baby. Ryan executed Henry's instructions quite well in the pilot seat. Sara was safe and 'Nolinor' also landed safely. The reporter got a story and a lover too. 'When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into your very soul.' Mr. Stewart was able to bring a change in Miss Kaplan's mindset, because, once upon a time, a storm brought so much shock, anxiety and anger in her CHARACTER; that she became a "HURRICANE HUNTER".

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

CYCLONE (1978) !!!

'The weather is going to be bad.' 'Have faith in God !' A mismatch of 'Demand' and 'Supply' which puts the word, 'Survival' at stake can transform any human to become a demon. After getting the message from the meteorological department, all coastal guards and disaster management team members have been put on high alert. 'No fishermen to venture out in the sea.' The pilots were facing troubles. 'We are losing altitudes, May Day, May Day.' The fishermen lost all the fishes they caught due to huge sea waves. 'I will take you to the Island where you can see beautiful coral reefs.' But, Mother Nature was in a furious mood. One tourist was vomiting and fell from the tourist boat and died. The plane crashed and the passengers were floating on the sea with the help of their life jacket. 

The Mother Nature became calm but in the middle of the sea, the struggle for survival continued.  Fish was their only food. 'We will eat it raw.' 'Water to be rationed.' Fishermen, flight passengers and tourists were all now in the same boat. 'What good will a thousand dollars do here; water is the treasure here.' The dog got killed and its meat got used as a bait. 'At last, some foods here.' 'Thanks to Christmas.' 'Push ! Push !' Monica delivered her third baby on the boat. Everyone took that baby in their own lap once. A man died and a portion of his flesh was used as a bait to catch fishes. A shark got the smell of the human flesh as a bait. The fishing rod got drowned in the sea due to that shark. No fishing rod, no food ! 

Another man died. They decided to eat that dead man's flesh to survive. A priest protested but the hungry people were too hungry to consider about any conscience. 'Cannibalism existed even before the mankind started.' 'Where was your God when Santiago died ?' 'A human flesh has all the protiens to let us survive.' They dried up the human flesh and ate them for survival. The leader of the fishermen utilized his small boat to find out any land. A ship rescued them. They fought for drinking water and the boat got drowned due to a leakage. The aircraft rescued those people who were alive after the attacks from the sharks. So many people died due to a sudden "CYCLONE".

PAK PAK PAKAAK !!!

Shraddha biswaas baadabtaat aani bheetimuley andhashradhha baadtaat. Once upon a time in the nearby forest of a village, there existed a ghost. After any bad incident, the villagers used to blame it on the ghost. 'Bhutyacha krodha !' But, humans must fear nature, otherwise, these humans will themselves destroy this planet Earth. 'Jeevan sundara aahe.' Chiklu was the naughtiest boy of that village. He lost his parents but his grandmother looked after him. There is not a single day when his grandmother has not heard complaints about him. Due to the pressure from the villagers, no one was maintaining friendship with Chiklu, except Saalu. 

One day, the school master challenged Chiklu. 'Guruji, tulaa bhutyachi bheeti baat teh kaa ?' Chiklu was exploring the forest but how he became senseless ? The villagers recovered him from the forest area and kept on scolding him. 'Devi ne tyala baachbaale.' Gaurakka, Ajje scolded him. 'Davaapatti !' Chiklu understood that there was someone inside the forest. Chiklu got a new friend and started learning lot of new things about life. 'Surprise adds a punch to life and spice comes from variety.' There was one time when a chief of a village burned down a doctor's house. Humans are too cruel. Bishaari prajaati ! Gaurakka's cow, Kalyani was too ill. Chiklu brought a medicine from where ? 'Rahasya !' Kalyani got well and Gaurakka was so happy due to Chiklu. 

Kindness, compassion are excellent virtues but knowledge is human's topmost duty.' Saalu's parents were too concerned about Saalu. Saalu was still searching for her dream man to get married with him. 'Tujhi laangi saalu ki bhulu bhulu vaalu.' Chiklu requested his friend to get married to his other friend. 'Maala sanga, tu Saalu si laagin karsil ki naai ?' The villagers requested a tantrik to teach a lesson to the ghost. 'Koi bhi ek akshar bolnaa naai. Jai Bhasmavati Devi.' Why the tantrik ran away from the village after a few minutes ? Who saved the little girl from getting drowned ? Saalu saw the saviour. Aaila, pahilya prem ! Let the fear factor of a ghost remain and side by side, let there be ayurvedic treatments for the villagers. 'Amachya gavata ek ayurveda daktaara aala !' Ala re ala, Ganpat ala. Saalu got her dream man. All the villagers were happy. Bhutya and his friend celebrated by saying, "PAK PAK PAKAAK".

Monday, May 18, 2020

NIRDHARITO SHILPIR ANUPOSTHITHITE !!!

'Aakash er paakhi, sonaar khacha e, o sukhey thaakena.' Prahlad of Midnapore came to Kolkata to get a job in any theater. 'Bujhle Chandragupta, e holo Maa !' He ran away from Chitpur Opera !  'Garib hoyaa ki je jwaala.' Ishaan Chowdhury, a retired professor gave him a room to stay. 'Jodi bhoomikampo hoto, ami berotum kondik diye.' Haripada was his cunning servant, but, Ishaan was a foodie by nature. 'Pret ke aamra ki diyi he !' 'Baaki sab bhalo bhalo khabaar gulo khaaye ke, aamra ee toh khaai.' 'Amaar abaar jilipi khete besh bhalo ee laage.' Prahlad was struggling to meet a film director. 'Dhuktey dega ki nahi.' 'Arrey ! ghush gaya.' The music recording started. 'Cholitey cholitey ke jano geye jaaye, falguno banochaya e, tumi amaar.' 

The film director gave him a job of a standing comedian. 'Sudhu haaso aar haasao.' 'Haasyakoutuk ! Paarbe, amaake haasate paarbe !' Prahlad Bose changed his name to Parasar Bose. By the time, he was preparing to bring his wife and daughter to Kolkata, a cyclone devastated several areas of Midnapore district. 'Kato durjog aasey, sabai ki aar chirokaal baachey.' The villagers told that his family members are dead. 'Ei manobrikkher daal e daal e kato paakhi aasey jaaye.' 'Hriday er ee ektara teh dukkho, sukher sur baaje.' Ishaan understood Parasar's mental condition and motivated him to live happily. 'Tumi toh haasyarashik, ei jiban er dukkho taake tumi hesey uriye ditey paarona.' 'Jeevan taai je haashi, ekraash haasi.' 

Prahlad's wife and daughter came to Kolkata with Sanatan Daa and his wife, but was unaware of the fact that Prahlad Bose became Parasar Bose. 'E toh baro rangojaadu, e toh baro rango.' Parasar's wife died in Vrindavan, but, his daughter Radharani was alive. Parasar decided to keep his daughter with him. He kept a female caretaker to look after her. 'Sonaar khacha e rekhe ki tumi or mon paabe !' A baaul was singing, 'Pinjira banaailam'. Shyamlal observed that Radharani's soul loves 'Harinaam' and always wants to fly like a free bird in the open sky. 'Sudhu chalo, sudhu chalo, jatodur paaro choley jaao.' Pitaa aar kanya dujone galo Vrindavan e TEH; odikey 'All India Radio' gaan shonacchey "NIRDHARITO SHILPIR ANUPOSTHITHITE".

Sunday, May 17, 2020

MR. LOCAL !!!

'Avar katalikkirar Keerthana !' Don't mess with any middle class master. The prisoner in paris scored a goal. Anthony wanted to know the secret strategy to defeat that good goalkeeper. 'I regarded the goalkeeper as my girlfriend.' Manohar's mother wanted to take a selfie with Sowmya. A collision ! 'There is a signal problem, it is our fault.' Why Sowmya got removed from a popular TV Serial ? Kuthala was in love with his colleague Asha ! 'Sir, avalai muttamitu.' Kuthala heard 'FD' instead of 'FB' and gave them the permission. Kuthala's wife gave him a treatment. 

'Manippu !' Keerthana wanted apology and Manohar capitalized on those opportunities. The owner of the production house filed a legal case of defamation. Raja hired a fake lawyer ! Manohar alone defended his case. Case got dismissed. Takeover of firms took place. Raja, Asha, Kuthala joined Tata Motors. Keerthana and Lakshmana insulted Manohar and his family members in their own house. 'For a boy, his girlfriend is his first enemy.' Manohar became her driver to irritate her more. 'Dora !' A fake accident call. Auto Sekhara was unhappy as Keerthana was not accepting Manohar's proposal. 

Manohar insulted Kavitha and her parents ! Divya understood everything. 'Love Game !' A real accident took place. 'Is it the end of the story ?' 'If one Keerthana goes, one Katherine will come !' Manohar donated his blood to save her. Flight to Paris ! 'Nalla ceyti enna ?' A footage of a tight slap ! 'It is the beginning of a new story.' Ashwini became Ashwin last year only ! Palakkattin velai ! 'Is it your hobby ? What's happening, baby ?' Did she realize her mistakes ? Divya made her a call under whose instructions ? 'Karma is a boomerang !' Why Eeswari was very angry with an employee of Tata Motors ? Manohar got a confirmation kiss ! Did Keerthana become the wife of "MR. LOCAL" ?

Saturday, May 16, 2020

SYE RAA NARASIMHA REDDY !!!

Modati swatantra samarayodhudu. 'Atanu oka yogi, atanu oka yodhudu.' Why Laxmibai mentioned about a freedom fighter who took birth in Rupanagudi ? The two daughters of Jairamireddy had one common husband, Mallareddy. The Palegara of Nossam adopted the son of his younger daughter as his legal heir. Every year, Narasimha used to lit up fire at the top of Jagannatha Hill on the full moon night of Karthika month. The British Empire increased their taxes and wanted to capture the lands of Dattamandalam District by implementing the 'Divide and Rule' policy. Too much killings of the Indians, angered Narasimha. Gosai Venkanna wanted his disciple to start a war against the British Empire. Narasimha wanted to unite all the Palegara of Renadu region. Why Avuku Raju was told to apologize ? Why Lakshmi was trying to commit suicide ? A married person can only a perform a yajna ! Siddhamma got married in her childhood ! A curse for 24 years ! 

Cochrane sent Jackson to increase the cruelty on poor villagers. Narasimha refused to pay any tax. Jackson ordered Raghavachary to start collecting taxes from other regions. During a celebration day, Jackson killed one little boy and hanged five villagers in Oyyalawada. Cochrane received the beheaded head of Jackson as a gift in Madras. Madhavachary felt as if another mythological 'Narasimha' came in Coilcuntla. The civilians were ready to participate in the war. 'Nenu mito unnanu'. Gosai Vekanna motivated his disciple. 'Gelavadam mukhyam'. Daniel tried to conquer Nossam Fort. 'Vaatini vetadaandi'. Avuku Raju came at the right time to see and enjoy the victory. Narasimha's son was named as Subbaya. Avuku Raju, Basireddy, Papa Khan, Veerareddy joined hands with Narasimha to fight against the British Empire. 'Meru ee yuddhani gelavali.' 

Why Obanna was ordered to shift Siddhamma and Subbaya to some other place. 'Nenu poradatanu.' Laxmi preached a sense of patriotism in Tamil regions with her dancing. Raja Pandi of Tamil region joined Narasimha. Why was Basireddy punished ? A female dancer alone killed so many British soldiers ! Narasimha performed the last rites of Laxmi Narasimha Reddy in front of Siddhamma. The Palagara force won the war, but, Veerareddy's mind got poisoned and ultimately acted as a traitor. After knowing that Narsireddy is alive, why Veerareddy killed himself ? 'Get out of my motherland.' Venkanna, Avuku and others were sent to the prisons of Andaman Islands. The British decided to hang Narasimha. Praja swatantra yuddham itihaasam. The freedom struggle has just begun. Who killed Cochrane ? Bharat Maata ki Jai. Tala garvincela EESTUNDI; o sye raa, o "SYE RAA NARASIMHA REDDY".

Friday, May 15, 2020

SUFNA !!!

'Juwaane, ae duniya ek mela ! Tantra mantra naal yaar thodi mil deya !' Fauji woh bhi tha, fauji yeh bhi hain. Since her childhood, Teg was waiting for her daddy, Surjeet to come back and meet her. Surjeet Singh married a Kashmiri woman, but, she is no more. 'O, ammi meri.' 'Meri maa musalmaan si, aur paa si Sardarji.' Every year, during cotton plucking season, Teg and her family members go to another village for 3 months to work as cotton pluckers to earn money. Gamdoor had so many kids and was in the transport business as well as farming. 'Ishq soch ke keeta, toh ki keeta !' Gamdoor's younger brother, Jagjeet fell in love at first sight. 'Two going for one, very hard competition.' 

Bagga was trying to impress Teg's friend only. Tarsem was after Teg, but, Teg was smart enough to understand his intentions. 'Aaj coca cola, churiya sab phisphis.' 'Stupid boy.' But, Teg realized that Jagjeet truly loves her. 'Khusboo phail gayi teri, mere rag rag mein, tu hee meri masjid sajna, tu hee mandir ve.' 'Ho jannat ae tera mukhdaa, tera har cheez jannat ae.' Tarsem told Teg that Jagjeet's father committed suicide due to poverty. After some serious conversations, Jagjeet became serious in his studies. Teg came back to her village. After 13 months, again Teg went to Jagjeet's village to pluck cotton. Bagga informed Jagjeet that Teg is so happy to hear that Jagjeet is doing well in his studies. 'Meow !' They met again and he gave her a mobile handset. 'Hari dabaai.' 

Jagjeet played such a trick that Victor forcefully got his son, Tarsem to get married. 'Woh Tasveer ki toh mein photo baana doon.' Teg felt jealous about Jagjeet's college friend. 'Qabool, qabool, qabool, mainu teri bewafai bhi qabool hain, fizool, fizool, fizool, meri tere bina yeh zindagi fizool hain.' But, Tasveer understood Jagjit's love story on her birthday itself. 'Pind jaake maafi maangle.' In the meantime, Teg's Taayi made a marriage deal of Rs. 80,000/- with Kulwinder's parents. 'Tu mainu chorrhiyo naa, tere bina main ki channa ve.' Kulwinder turned out to be a villain. Wait for just 2 days ! Kulwinder got the treatment. Taauji taught a lesson to Taayi. 'Mera Fauji aa gaaya, Taayi.' Kya kamyaab hoye Jagjeet aur Teg ki "SUFNA" ?

Thursday, May 14, 2020

ADI SHANKARACHARYA !!!

Sadaa sarbapori sarvacchottam satyasya SATYAM; nijoatman brahmanodaya SATCHITTANANDAM. 'Vedica dharma sadaa vijayete.' In Lord Parashuram's own country, in the village of Kalady, a legendary boy took birth. Shivaguru named him Shankara. Shivaguru was aware that 'Death' is coming to meet him as a friend. Aryamba became a widow and started to look after Shankara and his two little friends, 'Gyaan' and 'Mrityu'. 'Bhavati bhiksham dehi.' Even a poor villager gave him alms, but, he refused to take alms from a rich person who never donates anything to the poor people. 

A coconut thief promised a Brahmin that he will never steal anything again in his life. 'Dehadandanam khanasthanam, manadandanam chirasthaayi.' Why Shankara became curious about Upanishad ? 'Katha Upanishad' through 'Kathakali' dance in Krishna Temple of Kalady ! Why Yamraj was surprised about the third boon demanded by Gautamputra Nachiketa ? 'Amma, haami sannyasbhvaami.' A trick in the river and Aryamba wished that his son must remain alive even if he becomes a hermit. 

On his sannyas yatra, he realized that 'Knowledge' and 'Wisdom' are losing its values in Hindu society which was by then getting dominated by unneccesary 'Animal sacrifices', too many 'Rituals' and illogical 'Superstitions'. He marched to Omkareswar through Sringeri and Gokarn. Govindapada made him his disciple as he was too impressed with this little boy. Shankara decided to simplify and renovate the concepts of 'Badarayana Baani' and 'Brahma Upanishad'. In Kaashi, the 'Chandala' taught him a lesson that when the supreme soul is 'Brahma', which is universal, immortal whereas human body is mortal, then the concept of 'untouchability' is invalid in 'Brahma' concept. 

Bhajagovindam, bhajagovindam; atman shuddhanam; praaptehi Brahmanam; govindam paramanandam.' It was time for philosophical debate. Kumarila was the reason for his Buddhist Guru, Dharmapala's death. Kumarila's disciple Mandana Mishra also accepted defeat against Shankara in Mahishmathi, but, Mandana's wife, Ubhaybharati gave him a challenge. The parrot ate the sweet grapes and came out of the cage. Both Mandana and Ubhaybharati became his disciple. 'Bhiksham dehi kripavalambanakeri maata annupurneswari.' 

Aryamba died and as per the promise made to her, even being a hermit, Shankara performed her last rites. 'Naa punyam, naa paapam, naa sukham, naa dukham.' The Acharya Shankara requested Padmapada, Thotaka, Sureswara and others to spread the vedic knowledge in all parts of Bharatvarsha Kingdom through 'Digvijay Yatra'. 'Brahma satyam, jagat mithya jivo bhramaiva naparah.' 'Sarvadeva namaskaram keshavam prathi gacchati.' The snow-capped Himalayas witnessed the last days of "ADI SHANKARACHARYA".

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

PRAJAPATI BISCUIT !!!

'Peacockman !' Duaarey e Kartik poreche go Karta; Kartik ! 'Communist parimandal !' 'Ei baarite ektaa ee Thakur, Rabi Thakur.' Saaon wanted the ritual to be performed. 'Tumi kicchu jaano naa. Kartik ke abaar jol e bhashaaye naaki !' 'Murugan ! Murugan !' 'Aashirbad korechen ?' Niyogi Daa, the colleague of Antar understood Antar's problem. In their three years of married life, Saaon has failed to become pregnant due to polycystic ovary and maybe some side effects of too much cigarette smoking in her college life. Antar still has some weakness towards his ex-girlfriend, but, also, tried hard to become a father. 'Jodi chaao putra, paro Kamasutra. Vyatsayan, A to Z sab likhe gachen.' 

Saaon had to take an Oestrogen injection at her backside as prescribed by the lady doctor. Antar had a Semen Test. Parijat became pregnant before her marriage due to Madan. Antar and Saaon were planning to adopt Pari's baby instead of abortion. In the meantime, Madan came back to marry Parijat and they planned to settle down in Malaysia. Saaon felt hopeless. Phuchka felt sad as Churmur left 'Senbaati'. Saaon's actual name was Sraboni. Sraboni now came back to her old form. 'Tumi khub bhalo, ami ekdum bicchiri.' Antar is a typical goody goody boy with no guts within him to prove to any lady that he is a gentleman. But, no one likes a married girl to behave like a drunkard. 'Kodiner jonnyo esecho, thaakbe khaabe chole jaabe, eta ekhan amaar sangsaar. 

'Baap er baari esecho boley saap er paanch paa dekhecho naaki ?' 'E abaar ki abhadrota ?' Sraboni's parents indirectly told her to stay elsewhere. Sraboni started living in a rented room alone. One day, they went to Diamond Harbour. 'College e khub ciggarette er nesha chilo amaar.' 'Ami toh choto choto top porteyi bhalobashi.' The policemen raided the Hotel. 'Dhora porle sabai nijeder ke bibahito boley.' 'Shaaka neyi, sindur neyi, bujhbo ki kore !' They both got released. The moment, Sraboni heard about his transfer order to Bhilai, she started wearing Saree instead of Jeans and Top to impress the foolish Antar. 'Se ki ! Antar theke ekdum Antardhan.' After going to Bhilai, will they enjoy the "PRAJAPATI BISCUIT" ?

Monday, May 11, 2020

DHANRAJ TAMANG !!!

'Daktaar Babu, ami o bhabchi, je ami o pagal hoye jaai.' 'Duti paata, ekti knuri sobuj bagaan e.' Welcome to Simtang Tea Estate ? 'Lok taa marattok rakam er pagal. No.1 criminal also.' 'Okey ekdum alaada raakhbe.' How far is Simtang Tea Estate from Darjeeling Town ? Malay ordered the constables to unchain the prisoner. Dr. Nibaran met Malay at Malay's residence. 'O raag dhore raakhte paarena, kothao annyay dekhleyi haath paa chaliye daaye.' Durgi's father failed to repay the loan amount borrowed from Biren. Biren wanted to marry Durgi as her father became a defaulter. Tamang rescued Bishtu Kaka. 

'Simtang chaa bagaan er choto saab !' In those times, tea estate owners used to forcefully enjoy the female workers of tea estate by capitalizing on their poverty factor. 'Tumi chaan kore esecho toh ?' 'Sab baachaai kora meye niye esechi, after all, its my party !' As Dhanraj became orphan in his young days, Dr. Nibaran and his wife Minu used to look after him as his local guardian. 'Ore dustu chele, etodin por mon e porlo.' Even Burima was like Tamang's real mother. Ghosh Daa used to dislike Thapa. Thapa made a deal with Bacchu Miyaan. Who did not board the lorry ? Dhanraj got married and everyone in that hilly area was so happy. But, someone was eyeing on someone. 

Khudabaksh was confused, but, later on, understood the plan. Who murdered Hatamani Gurung ? 'Aaj er ekta hestonesto hoyeyi jaak.' Minu was surprised but it was Dr. Longman's medical certificate. 'Jaara maanush ke poshu mon e kore, taader pokkhe sab ee sambhab.' 'Sab ee taaka r khela.' A prisoner fled from the prison. The villagers of Simtang were eagerly waiting for one golden chance to take the sweet revenge. The villagers killed five people, but, one love bird failed to recognize the other love bird. 'What a tragedy !' In Ranchi, after nearly two months of Phoolmaya's death, died "DHANRAJ TAMANG".

Saturday, May 9, 2020

LAL DARJA !!!

'Maanush ta khub bhalo.' Cherrapunji is a nice place with so many beautiful red insects. 'Ekdin dekhben nemey aasbe flying saucer, apnaake robot der desh e niye jaabe.' Trees are helpless though bear all the pains. 'Aar ekta gaari kine nin.' 'Jakhan jeta icchey chorben.' A murder took place in daylight ! 'Du dus taa maanush er saathe samparka thaakteyi paare.' 

Dinu had two wives. Sukhi is his first wife and Basanti is his daughter. Dinu's second wife Malati stays in a remote village. 'Tomaar bou e ra sab jaane !' Arnab never got married but again started to fall in love with his ex-lover. As Bela has fallen in love with Arnab again, she wanted a separation. 'Toraa toh bhalobeshe biye korechili.' 'Swami stree toh eksaatheyi thaakbe, ete laabh loksaan er ki ache ?' 

Nabin understood that intentionally both his wife, Bela and son, Kushal were trying to go far away from him. 'Nijer moddhe aar kichu khujey paaina.' 'Aami onnyo ghar e suyi aajkaal.' Bela was unaware of the fact that Nabin knows with whom Bela goes to meet everyday secretly. 'Apnaar kaake chaai ?' Dinu used to visit Malati usually on weekends. 

'Shanibaar e taratari choley eso kintu.' 'Saala ami laat er baagh aar tui baaghini.' But, one day, Dinu found Malati having a sexual intercourse with another man. 'Oi lok taa ke re ?' 'Amaar maastuto bon er bor.' Extra-marital affairs at both ends ! 'Tor o ekta jeevan, amaar o ekta jeevan, sab ee adbhut.' The dentist wanted to give an important assignment to Kishori Singh. 

What is the exact residential address of Kallu ? The dentist has no problem to give divorce to his wife as she has decided to stay with her ex-lover. 'Or thaaka naa thaaka e, amaar kintu kichu jaaye aasey naa.' Due to a communal riot in Bangladesh, a woman came to West Bengal to survive and get some works to earn money. 'O ! Bangaal !' 

On a Sunday, Nabin went to meet Dinu's wives and lover. 'Se taar mato ghar sangsaar korche, aar ami amaar maton.' 'Tomar baari amaar baari, ek bichaana e aara aari; sandhye theke madhu lootey, raat e chotaao ekkagaari.' Ekla esecho, jaabe o ekla, prakriti r ei niyam bhishan SOJAA; prithibi ke bhalobashle, neyi darkar aar oi lal poka r, tumi nijeyi khultey paarbe seyi "LAL DARJA".

Thursday, May 7, 2020

RABINDRANATH TAGORE !!! (SATYAJIT RAY'S DOCUMENTARY FILM) !!!

'Oi bujhi Mahamaanav aasey.' 'Bidhi r baadhon kaatbe tumi emni shaktiman, tumi ki emni shaktiman !' 'The dawn will come from this horizon, the east, from where the Sun rises.' The Tagore dynasty has been a dynasty which has contributed a lot to enrich the Arts, Culture and Heritage of Mother India. In 1690, Job Charnok founded the city of Calcutta. In 1877, Queen Victoria became the Empress of Calcutta, the Capital City of India. The Brahmin Tagore dynasty which is pronounced as 'Thakur' in Bengali, had its roots in Kanauj. Panchanan first migrated to Bengal and then his grandson Nilmoni came to Calcutta. Nilmoni was in the Calcutta Shipping Company. Nilmoni's grandson was Dwarkanath Tagore, a man of great personality and business acumen with a royal relationship with some eminent personalities of Europe. 

Raja Rammohan Roy was a very good friend of Dwarkanath. Rammohan Roy was an icon for Dwarkanath's son, Devendranath. In those days, the word, 'Humanity' was getting accepted and respected in Europe. But, in India, the Hindu society was deteriorating due to some rituals and superstitions. Rammohan Roy brought the revolution like a true 'Raja'. He modernized the education system with some positive influences of the western education. Devendranath became 'Maharshi' by completing the incomplete writings of Raja Rammohan's ideology. The Maharshi's 14th child was Rabi. The house of Jorashanko was  itself a heritage building of Arts and Culture. Early school life was so boring for Rabi. Devendranath had a trip to Dalhousie Hill Station with Rabi. Rabi started writing poems from a very young age. Even his composed music had the influence of both western as well as classical music. 

While looking after father's estate, common people's characters gained prominence in his short stories. In Bolpur, Maharshi Devendranath created 'Shantiniketan' for meditation. Rabi started a school in Shantiniketan with ancient Gurukul style. Even his wife, Bhavatarini Devi sold some of her jewels to raise funds for the new school. But, back to back tragedies came in Rabi's life. 'Iti Mrinalini.' He lost his wife, one daughter and one son. Like him, Bengal was also passing through a tragedy of 'Partition' due to 'Cunning Curzon'. His pen became a sword of patriotism. A Mahatma came to know about another Mahatma during Rowlatt Act Protest. To know about how to improve the education system in Shantiniketan, Rabi went to Europe along with some translated versions of his own work, 'Gitanjali'. Yeats found it too impressive to be published. In 1913, the poet got Nobel Prize and the Knighthood in 1915. 

Martial law got implemented in Punjab. Dyer ordered to fire. After the Jalianwalabagh incident in 1919, the Nobel Laureate returned the Knighthood as a historical symbol of patriotic protest. He always used to preach about peace and intellectual cooperation among nations. He transformed the educational school of Shantiniketan to a University, named as 'Viswabharati'. 'Yatra Viswam Bhavatyekanidam.' Not only he was gaining popularity worldwide, also the education system of 'Viswabharati.' An education system for paintings also started in Shantiniketan where a famous painter, Nandalal Bose used to teach the young students. Many persons from foreign nations came to Shantiniketan to learn and teach. Even a Handicrafts Center started at Shurul which is just at a 2 miles distance from Shantiniketan. The poet liked to stay in small cottage type houses and used to roam from one room to the other. 

With age, the word 'Creativity' was getting more creative in the poet's mind, but, this time, in the form of several types of paintings along with the poems. On his 70th Birthday, 'The Golden Book of Tagore' was published under the sponsorship of Germany's Albert Einstein, India's Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose, India's Mahatma Gandhi and other two famous Europeans. Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose has been the poet's one of the best friends for 40 long years. Mahatma Gandhi knew the revolutionary poet as a devotee of 'Peace' and 'Non Violence' like him. Art is a psychological science to define Science as a progressive modern Art. What a friendship it would have been between Albert and Rabi. But, before dying at the age of 80 years, he saw a 'Crisis in Civilization' in Europe. Hitler's cruelty brought chaos and deaths. But, the poet was optimistic about peace again. The rich heritage of Poems, Music and Verses will never perish, though, 1941 was the death year of a legend, "RABINDRANATH TAGORE".

BRAJABULI !!!

'Hain koi maai kaa laal.' 'Dekhchen na, ekkebaare King Kong er baccha.' 'Ami o Bharat Maata r santaan mashaai.' 'Ei lyang maara e bangaali r kaache world e keyu daarate paarbena.' The desi wrestler defeated the foreign wrestler. 'Ball er ekta angsho overboundary teh, aar ekta angsho catch hoyeche.' India won the cricket match against Australia. What a film where a Hippie is the Hero ! 'Amraa sabai Kalki r Avatar; Hippie r guru, Mahadev, shishya habo taar.' The 'Hippie' virus became so contagious. 'Ami o Hippie habo.' Who was that Hippieni ? 

'Tomaake o 'Mohabbat Ki Khel' dekhte hobe, noile dwitiyo pakkher bou ke ki kore bash kore raakhbe suni !' An office staff fell in love. 'Saaitrish baar eksaathe ghurechi'. 'Prem er katha jakhan ee bolte jacchi, takhan ee totlaa hoye jacchi. 'Aasol maal aar berocchena.' Let us hear a sweet love story. 'Ami o toh totlaa chilum.' Dr. Gajanan Chattaraj did his treatment. 'Gaan ee holo er ekmaatro osudh.' 'Shunechi bhabuk maanush e ra kavi hoy.' 'Amaake niye ekta kavita likhben ?' 'Baani Baani; Baani amaar Maharani.' 

A Kapalik caught him. He wrongly boarded the female compartment ! 'Ghaabriyo naa didi !' She pulled the chain and he ran away. Who got injured in the office ? A famous singer ! Paltu made a plan ! A spectator became senseless ! 'Ki abaar, foskey galo.' Fakirchand came to see Renu. Where is Renu ? Paltu and his friends took all the sweets. 'Onekdin dhorey chakkar chalchilo, apnaake bolte paareni.' Sunil got married to whom ? 'Office er lok ekhan jamai hoyeche, ektu nijer samman taa raakho.' E toh noy galpo, ekey bole gulpo, jaake bola hoy, "BRAJABULI".

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

MALYADAN !!!

'Laaglo bhalo, mon bholaalo.' Jatin came to his elder sister's house. 'Kolkata r paaseyi kamon graam graam bhaabh.' Patal started a joke but Kurani took it seriously. 'Okey naari bhebey bhool korona, o bon er harini.' 'Osukh taa ki !' Kurani is an orphan as her parents died due to a famine in Bihar. Harakumar Babu and Patal looked after her as if she is a member of their family.  'Aasun daktaarbabu, ei apnaar rugi.' 'Mojeche e mon, mojlo aankhi, mitthey amaay kore dakadaki.' Jatin started to like this innocent little girl. 'Ma ma ma, na na na.' Haramohan Babu was also unaware that Kurani is taking Patal's jokes too seriously. 'Goraa e haar naa mene, sesh e haar maanle ami kato khushi ee hotum.' 

Dhona and Lakkhi always fight with each other like a typical married couple. 'Tui oi boyesh e ki paaka aar seyaana chilish.' Kurani used to observe so many things. Dhona and Lakkhi took Kurani to attend a marriage ceremony. Kurani started to dream that one day she will also become a bride. Mon je anand e koriache nritya, se andhokaar ke alo koriachey katogulo JONAAKI; jaake niye dekhiacho swapno dibaraatri, jaar jonnyo tairi koriley phool er maala, se ei prem bujhiyache KI ? She made a garland and gave it to that person whom she loved the most. The doctor failed to understand it. 

'Dead body deowaa hobena. Body dileyi toh rog choraabe.' 'Plague hoyeche jaanle, baari r lok e raai toh jyanto fele palacche.' One patient got admitted but was not suffering from plague. 'Tomaar aatmiyo, othocho raasta e porechilo ! Strange !' Patal and Harakumar Babu came to doctor's residence at that night. Durbhikko o durbhagya r maajhe jaagiyachilo mor mon e baachibaar tor e kheen ASHA; thik jakhan tumi bujhiley mor ei nirob BHALOBASHA. Koney r mato koriya sajaailey aaj didi, kintu choliya galo mor PRAAN; smritituku thaak tomaar hriday, tobu eituku santwana roilo mor mon e, je tomaare koriya gelaam "MALYADAN".

NIMANTRAN !!!

'Etaai amaar first village excursion kinaa !' 'Desh er jonnyo dhaan aar paat, duto ee khub dorkaar toh !' Hiru came to Bakulpur where his father's sister stays. 'Apnaake anukaran korche !' Kumudini's elder uncle slapped her ! 'Accha Bamanpara ta kondike ? Haru Thakur was really a cunning person. 'Satyi katha bolte neyi, taai na Maa !' Hiru and Kumi became good friends. 'Ami amaar bhaiji ke charh maarle, tomaar taate ki ? Bachaal chele.' Hiru started to explore the village. 'Bhaabchi Kolkata e firey giye ei graam er opor ekta article likhbo.' Daktaar Dasharath was searching for a groom for his daughter. 'Babaji r bodhoy sangsar e mon neyi.' But, Hiru liked the 'Narkol Kumro' curry. 

'Chaar karrha e, ek ganda.' Dayal Babu, the postmaster told her to write anything. 'Gofh lamba holey bhalo hoto !' 'Amaar naam Kumodini; Kumodini maane Padma.' Hiru heard everything. 'Tumi ki kuchute !' A sweet love for each other started to grow in their hearts. 'Kamal paane bhramar dheye choley.' 'Egulo bakphool noy ?' 'Wonderful !' Time to go to a fair ! 'Rash er nagar e giya, rasobati saathe niya, rangarash e din kaataye; ek dui teen, Shiv naache taa dhin dhin !' 'Toder ei graam e ki ache !' Kumu took him to a beautiful place. Bakulpur er kaashban e hriday je aar kono baadha naahi MAANE; aaleya kaare koye, se toh e mon naahi JAANE. They started feeling that they are in love with each other. 'Tomaake bhoot e peyeche Hiru Daa.' 

Hiru passed an exam, but, the caste system has ruined so many love affairs in Bangabhoomi. Hiru went back to Kalighat and then to Jamalpur to do a job in Indian Railways. 'Dur e kothao, dur e dur e !' Who requested about what before dying ? Sarama realized later on that money has no value, only love has. Hiru came to Bakulpur to take his aunt with him. 'Tumi o toh biye korecho Hiru Da.' Some relationships always remain same forever, only its nature and brutal reality changes. Dujoner mukhe neyi seyi praankhola HAASI; jano ajaanteyi taader hriday r hoyechey adrisya FAASI. Durattwo ee berechey sudhu, bhangeni tobu hriday r BANDHAN; dekha hobe abaar boiki, ek e apar ke korleyi "NIMANTRAN".

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

SEEMABADDHA !!!

'All this is part of the game. Tachaara eta toh common practice mashai.' The professor's son who studied in Patna became a teacher in a government educational institution but resigned afterwards due to low pay scale. Afterwards, Shyamalendu joined a private firm, 'Hindustan Peters Private Limited' and went to Delhi. Ferris was the Managing Director and Gordon was the Finance Director. For the post of 'Additional Director' to be approved in the Board Meeting of the Board of Directors, it was a battle of Shyamalendu Vs Ranadev in Kolkata. 'Ramalingam aajkaal aangti o dicche naaki !' 

Sudarshana came to Kolkata to visit her elder sister's house. Raja's mother was more concerned about her husband's job ! 'O je kobe Director hobe setaa ee chinta.' Raja used to miss his parents at a boarding school of Darjeeling. Men will be men even if they are 70 years old too ! 'Apni o Director holey erokom korben naaki ?' 'Ki amaar sadhu purush re !' 'Abaar khelbo.' At that time, there was too much trouble in Kolkata ! 'Oporeyi bhalo.' 'The entire system is rotten !' 'Chaakri dileyo toh seyi union tairi korche.' Before the final products are to be exported to Iraq, a major defect in all the fans have been detected. Is Sudarshana's boyfriend a revolutionary ! 'Andhokaar kina jaanina, tobe anishchit !' 

The Corporate Culture has its invisible race course, where every jockey wants to come first and win a medal. 'Ebaare bodhoy God, apnaader opor act korbena.' But, Sudarshana gave a nice suggestion. 'Golf ! Eta o Geography !' 'Naa holey je promotion hobena !' Mr. Talukdar became his trump card. 'Amaar haath e kintu kono chucho r gandho paaben naa.' 'Congratulations, Mr. Chatterjee !' Sudarshana understood that in a race course, the jockey and his investors jointly know how to win a particular race with huge profits. Adbhut Bandh er rajneeti te hoye jaaye kato kolkharkhaana STABDHA; kajon ee baa jaane je ei chirachorito paddhati sabhyagan er moddheyi "SEEMABADDHA".

Monday, May 4, 2020

JANA ARANYA !!!

'Chaakri noy, ami byabsaa korbo.' 'Maatro saath number er jonnyo first class hoyni.' Smaller size letters means lesser marks due to a miser's defective magnifying glass. 'Er scrutiny kora jaayena.' His lover liked the doctor of Ranchi. 'Tumi amaar theke aaro bhalo meye paabe !' Apply for jobs ! 'Ek lakh application !' Mohun Bagan won the football match ! Everyone is going home with a smiling face. 'O dada ! Aapni Pass naa Honours !' 'Mohun Bagan !' 'Je kala bechey, se konodin kala khaaye !' Bishu Daa committed a mistake and Somnath slipped on the footpath ! Welcome to Burrabazar ! 'Ekhaneyi lakkhi ache.' 'Jatogulo letter box, tatogulo company.' 'Aalpin theke Elephant !'

Somnath got his father's permission to start a new business. Bishu Daa provided him a launchpad. Mr. Adak also helped him. It is the game of quotations with some fake companies surrounding the original firm of the same proprietor. The seller and the buyer should never know each other and there lies the real game of commission. The businessman of Room No. 17 gave him a good commission. 'Ekhaane guney neben, guney deben. Ekhaane sabai apnaake thokaanor jonnyo oth petey aachey, including me.' A letter came from his ex-girlfriend. 'Biye r por eto motaa chithi kintu moteyi subidher noy.' Pinching salts in the wounds ! Somnath tore off the entire letter and photos. 

'Apnaar premika ki ekhano premika ee aache.' 'Naa ! Se ekhan janani.' Mr. Mittir taught him the brutal reality of any business. 'Adarsha charitra ! jaa Mahabharat e o neyi.' Bhombal said that so many things are there in our tradition since the days of Mahabharata. Mr. Goenka married a polio affected daughter of Mr. Kejriwal. Hit the weak points to make a business deal ! 'O aapni esey gachen !' Who gave the information that Sukumar has got a taxi license ? Kamala's father-in-law was happy to hear about the success of a business deal by Bhombal's younger brother. Baaire bhadra, bhetore BANNYA; chutchey sabaai paisa r JANNYA;  e jano ek adbhut "JANA ARANYA".

Saturday, May 2, 2020

PRATIDWANDI !!!

'Ekhano chaakri paaoni ! Apply kore cholecho ?' 'What's your aim in life ?' The victory of the Vietnamese people in a war is a more remarkable achievement than the landing of any human being on the moon ! The poor common people of Vietnam have showed the courage to win a dangerous war ! 'Are you a Communist ?' In the interview round, always give calculative answers as the interviewers are themselves too calculative. Suddhartha stopped studying on medicines after the sudden death of his father. 'Rotten life, but, still, there is life in Kolkata !' Siddhartha was not in a mood to leave Kolkata, but, the rate of unemployment was too high in Kolkata at that time. 

Too much frustration everywhere ! 'Lighthouse ei boma porlo !' Shibu fell in love with a friend of his cousin sister ! 'Swedish film !' The wife of Topu's boss had a mental problem ! Sutopa was doing overtime ! 'Dada, modeling korle kamon hoy ? Bhalo paisa dicchey, aajkaal onekeyi korche. Amaar figure taa toh aar kharap noy !' The corporate world is forcing her to change her traditional mindset and lifestyle. 'Tui onek bodle gachish.' What book did Monu give to his younger brother on Tunu's birthday ? Tunu was becoming active in politics. 'Tui revolution korbi ?' 

Siddhartha's friend introduced him to a nurse ! 'Asoley tui jaa bhabchish, serokom kichu ee noy.' 'Ektu edike eso naa, hook taa khulchena.' Monu came out of it but someone else observed him everyday. 'Bhaggyish sedin alo taa nibhechilo !' Keya fell in love with Siddhartha. Keya also had a pain which was much bitter than that of Siddhartha. 'Baba maasimoni ke biye korchen.' For four vacancies, so many candidates have been called. One ceiling fan was not working. Non availability of enough sitting chairs ! For Siddhartha, the sentence, 'There is life in Kolkata' was just becoming a myth. One candidate fainted out of extreme heat. 

The interviewers said that the candidates should be too tough to handle pressure. Poor management or administrative failure has always been the root cause of any revolution. 'Amraa ki janowaar naaki !' Siddhartha finally left Kolkata and went to Balurghat to do a job of a medical salesperson. In Balurghat, he heard the sound of that special bird to become nostalgic. Keya surely recieved a love letter from her beloved person. Mon ke karo udaar o unmukto, kore rekhona go taare aar beshidin GHARBANDI; kaaron ei kalyug er prithibi te, sabai je hoyechey swarthopor, hoyechey je sabai ek e opor er "PRATIDWANDI".

SIKKIM !!! (SATYAJIT RAY'S DOCUMENTARY FILM)

Can you spot a small kingdom in the world map, surrounded by Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet. The Himalayas are still so young as it keeps on growing. Once upon a time, Palden Thondup Namgyal was the King or Chogyal of a Kingdom. The American lady, Hope Cooke was the Queen or Gyalmo of that Kingdom. Beautiful orchids or flowers in the forests ! Beautiful scenic beauty of the hills ! 90% of the people of that Kingdom used to live in the valleys. Farming was done on a large scale of crops like wheat, barley, rice, potato and maize. Along the Teesta river, two towns grew up, one is Lachen and another one is Lachung. Ropeways were there at that time, but, for transportation of goods only. 

Though, Chumthang market developed at a much later stage, but, in those days, on every Sunday, people used to gather at a market at Namchi. The Lepchas, the Nepalese, the Tibetans and the Bhutias used to live in this Kingdom with peace and harmony. The Nepalese people were Hindu and remained as Hindu people after settling down in this region. Buddhism was the main religion of this Kingdom. Pemayangtse monastery was one of the oldest monastaries of this Kingdom where devotees used to come and take blessings from the Tibetan Llamas. The ribbon tied at the neck of the devotees was a symbol of blessings from the Llamas. Gangtok also started to develop at that time and Lal Bazar became a busy marketplace. 

Education was free for all. The then Government used to spend a large amount of money for free education to all. What a beautiful and refreshing sight it was to see the students coming towards the school with a sweet smiling face ! Every year, on the month of December, the ground of Tsuklakhang Palace was opened to the public for the Kagyed festival. It is a festival to burn all the evil forces of the past. The Llamas perform the Cham dance as Mahakala with a masked face. Free lunch was provided to all on the festival day. Everyone used to enjoy Rice, Pork and Chaang. Chaang is a local drink served in a glass made of bamboo and a straw is used to drink it. At least once in a lifetime, one must visit the sweet and beautiful Kingdom of "SIKKIM".