AASITEY AASIO NAA !!!

Since the Rig Vedic Ages of the Aryans, the Head of the Hindu Undivided Family (HUF) is called as the Karta. When the Karta is young, everyone obeys and respects him. When that very same Karta becomes old to live the life of a senior citizen or super senior citizen, then, either he is badly treated by his family members or he is transferred to an old age home. It is sometimes too frustrating for an old man to live that type of a life. It is better to live young and die young, but, God is not always too kind. As per Bhagwad Gita, if you have committed too many sins in your younger days, then you have to bear too much pain in your older days. 

The Karta of a Hindu Undivided Family (HUF) was unable to walk properly. He had three sons; Devesh, Ramesh and Bibhuti. All the sons were too callous towards their old father. No one even used to give morning tea or breakfast in time to that old man. But, luckily, the servant, Badan was too kind-hearted and very loyal to the Karta. Badan used to buy some foods from the market or steal some foods from the kitchen to feed Karta every morning. Karta used to become so happy that he usually allowed the servant to eat some of those foods also. When Maharaja Jajati became old, his son took all the Jarabhyadh to keep Jajati young. All these things happen only in mythological life. In real life, not a single old man is as lucky as Jajati.

Karta’s wife always had to do too much work despite having three daughter-in-laws in that joint family. Actually, the women of next generation are not as good as a homemaker in comparison to the homemakers of previous generation. That’s a big tragedy for the Hindu society in the near future. Karta’s wife gave a bowl of barley to eat and then gave him some medicines which were prescribed by the family doctor. The Karta fell asleep. Karta’s friends gave him the information that the modern medical science has become so advanced that the scientists may even come out with a medicine which will keep human beings young forever. Another friend of Karta suggested him to go for a tour or pilgrimage and to have a dip in hot springs.

The Karta started his journey towards Jhantipahari for a change, accompanied by his loyal servant, Badan alias Bada. The Karta wanted to have a ride on a horse. Badan made a nice arrangement for that. The horse started running towards a Pond beside the famous Nagtara Hills. The Karta fell into that pond. My goodness! A young man came out of that pond. A Baul (folk singer of Bengal) was singing the song, ‘O Bhola Mon re’. The young man was so excited about his re-youth that he snatched the Ektara (a special musical instrument with one string attached in the middle of it) from the Baul and started singing the song, ‘Daao Doob…Doob Daao…Doob diye jaao…O Bhola Mon re…’

Devesh, Ramesh and Bibhuti were stunned to see their young father. The young man passed all the oral tests that were taken by his sons. The three sons were now feeling ashamed to call such a young man as their father. The daughter-in-laws had the nuisance values as they wanted to impress their young father-in-law to ensure that they get the ‘Pond of Youth’ in their name and then, they could sell the water of that pond at high prices to become billionaires. On that night, the Karta fled with his wife from his house. On the other hand, Mr. Roy succeeded in proving to the Health Department that the water inside the drum was the water of ‘Pond of Youth’ only. The President of World Health Organization (WHO) fenced the entire pond.

Badan opened a new company, ‘Naba Jouban Sedhel Company’, where all the old men and women were giving money to get a chance to have a holy dip at the ‘Pond of Youth’. Two old Marwari businessmen came to have a dip at the ‘Pond of Youth’, but, after seeing such a crowd, they became demoralized. Badan made them scapegoats to earn 5000 bucks from each. Makhan’s Mother also came to have a holy dip. Badan and his men used a special mechanical tool to throw Ginni Maa (Karta’s wife) on the ‘Pond of Youth’. The crowd was overjoyed to hear the sound of dipping. The President of WHO was amazed to see a 70 years old woman getting transformed into a girl of 17 years.

The President of WHO decided to keep that young lady in the camp. Badan and his men dug a tunnel to reach the camp. Badan and his men got convicted. A hermit brainwashed a security guard. Later in the midnight, the Karta rescued his wife from the camp. Karta and Ginni Maa were having a nice romantic time inside the four-wheeler while singing a romantic song. A cop was chasing them. Then the cop and the Karta had some actions inside the pond water. Ultimately, the cop arrested the Karta. The Karta woke up and felt disappointed to see the same old lifestyle. Maybe, that’s why; the Karta rightly remarked, “AASITEY AASIO NAA” (Don’t come to the age of 80 years).

THE MECHANIC !!!

It was not so a breaking news when the suspected drug dealer of New Orleans, Lousiana got gunned down. Dean and Harry were business partners of a company. As per Dean; Harry was ruining the business. Everyone did not die in the Dean’s team. Some of the encounters were fake encounters. Dean gave a good monetary offer to a professional killer to remove his business partner from this world. Harry Mckenna got murdered. Now, it really became a breaking news. The sentence, ‘Amat Victoria Curam’ means ‘Victoria leaves Preparation.’

After the murder of his father, he was totally depressed. Arthur consoled Steve and told him to join his business. Unlike Bishop, the junior Mckenna always used to kill a person with a hot head. The next assignment was to murder Andrew Vaughin. Slowly and steadily, Arthur came to know about some secret information of Dean. Was Dean forgiven or got murdered? Who had the last laugh in the deadly cold war between Arthur Bishop and Steve Mckenna in the English film, “THE MECHANIC”?

THE LOVE GURU !!!

Guru Pitka took birth in America but brought up in a remote village of India under the Guru Tugginmypudha. The Guru used to preach about intimacy which meant Into Me I See. Darren Roanoke, the striker of the Toronto Maple Leafs team had a love relationship with Prudence. Just a few days before the start of the Stanley’s Cup, Prudence decided to go for a break-up with Darren as she started a new love relationship with the goalkeeper of the Los Angeles Kings team. As the love life of Mr. Roanoke was in a dilemma, he was finding it very tough to concentrate on the games. 

To find a solution to the problem, the owner of the ice hockey team along with Coach Cherkov attended the spiritual seminar of Guru Pitka. Everyone greeted the Guru Pitka by saying, ‘Mariska Hargitay’. Guru Pitka got an assignment to make a reunion of Darren and Prudence. The Guru told Darren to follow the DRAMA rule. D was for Distraction. In the ice hockey match, Darren distracted everyone to get goals. Never fight in the 1^st round and fight for almost everything in the 2^nd round. Darren got suspended for some forthcoming matches. In the next phase, it was all about regress. 

Darren’s mother was really a strong lady to tackle. After the third step of DRAMA, no improvement took place. The Toronto Maples Leafs kept on losing several matches in a row. Guru Pitka understood the real meaning of the word, ‘Bangkok’, the capital city of Thailand; after getting a nice punch from Cherkov. Deepak Chopra was still the No.1 Guru. To beat Deepak Chopra and to get a chance to appear as a guest in the Oprah’s chat show, Guru Pitka took the shortcut. Rajneesh warned Guru Pitka that shortcuts always lead to troubles.

As per the owner of the ice hockey team, the last two steps of the Guru Pitka’s DRAMA was yet to be utilized. Darren now utilized Maturity and Action. Jacques Grande started losing Prudence. As Darren was happy again with his love relationship, he was performing well in each ice hockey match. In the final match, why there was a distraction? Why Lucy and Boddhisatwa came inside the ice-hockey ground? Ultimately, which team lifted the Stanley’s Cup? Who was a better commentator between Jay Kell and Trent Lauders? Was that young lady lucky enough to fall in love with “THE LOVE GURU”?

12 ROUNDS !!!

The FBI team tried to utilize Samuel and Joshua as baits to get hold of Miles Jackson, but, all went in vain. Miles escaped in the encounter to join Erica who was waiting with her four-wheeler. The Arms Dealer was happy to see the briefcase which contained diamonds in it. Daniel Fisher got the clue that Miles was about to escape from New Orleans. Mr. Fisher followed Mr. Jackson. In the chasing game, unfortunately, Erica died in a road accident. Hank called for a backup. The New Orleans Cops arrested Miles Jackson.

Around 11 months later, Daniel received a call from Miles. At that juncture, Molly already headed towards her office for the night shift duty. Daniel also came out of the house. Phil died in the bomb blast. The Game started. In the 2^nd round, Molly got kidnapped. The next destination was Hotel Monteleone. Willie co-operated with the cops, but, Miles had the master plan to kill Willie. Ray Santiago and the FBI Chief also interfered in the case. But, too much interference of FBI was not good at all, for this case.

What was the exact master plan of Miles? Was the master plan of Miles related with the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, i.e. the Mint House? The last round was about to end in the cemetery where Erica was buried, but after a small discussion, they headed towards the Mint House. The Money Vaults of the Mint House got robbed by the robber. Molly was forced to start the engine of that aircraft? In the battle between Mr. Jackson and Mr. Fisher, who actually won the game of “12 ROUNDS”?

FIST OF FURY !!!

How come a healthy person like Ho Yuan Chia die in a pneumonia? Something was really fishy! Chen Zhen was not all convinced. As per Chen, the death of his teacher was not a natural death. Out of grief, Mr. Zhen stopped eating foods for few days. As his condition was deteriorating, his friends became too concerned about him. 

There was one time, when the Japanese used to treat the Chinese people as street dogs. Japanese always used to act like racists on the poor Chinese people. Ho Yuan Chia used to run a school of Chinese Martial Arts. The name of the school was Ching Wu School. The school became very famous in China as the poor Chinese people were learning the martial arts to defend themselves.  That’s why; Japanese people were constantly trying to do something to shut down that school. When all options failed, they removed Ho Yuan Chia from this world.

Suddenly, one day, a man entered the Ching Wu School with some of his men. The man introduced himself as Mr. Wu, a representative of Mr. Suzuki. Mr. Wu gave a gift to the Chinese Students. The Chinese students became furious to get that gift as it was written on that gift that each Chinese are like a sick man of Asia. Mr. Wu also provoked some Chinese students to start the fighting, but, the Chinese students controlled their temper at that moment. But, Chen Zhen decided to teach a lesson to these Japanese people later.

No Dogs and Chinese were allowed to enter in the Japanese zone. These types of idiotic rules and regulations were more than enough for Chen Zhen to have some conflicts with the Japanese. The Japanese students were practicing karate in their practice area. Mr. Zhen entered the zone to teach them a lesson. Chen gave back the same gift to the Japanese. Now, all Japanese inside that training zone became Sick Men of Asia. Mr. Wu and the Japanese people bounced back. On the very next day, they entered inside the Ching Wu School to give some nice treatment to the Chinese students. 

Almost all the Chinese students of Ching Wu School were not happy with Chen Zhen for his aggressive stances towards the Japanese. In the meanwhile, Mr. Zhen found out that Mr. Fang and Tien of the Ching Wu School killed Ho Yuan Chia by mixing poison in his meal. As usual, Chen Zhen murdered both Fang and Tien. The Policemen started searching the murderer. But, Chen Zhen fled from the Ching Wu School. Now, it was time for Mr. Wu and Mr. Suzuki to die. All the Chinese students of Ching Wu School came to know the brutal truth and then started supporting Chen Zhen. Was Mr. Zhen able to take the revenge by killing Mr. Wu and Mr. Suzuki? Was Bruce Lee gunned down by bullets in the reel life of the movie, “FIST OF FURY”?