Saturday, October 6, 2012

HAPPY FEET !!!

In the penguin society, mothers go for fishing and the fathers warm up the eggs. Memphis did some blunder with the egg. That’s why; his son Mumble was somewhat different from the others. Unique eggs are always unique; so, don’t blame their parents. Mumble went to school and felt humiliated on his very first day as he was unable to sing any heart-song. It is a shame for a penguin, if it cannot sing its heart-song. Each and every penguin always has its own heart-song. Everyone after graduation learned the art of catching a fish, but, Mumble did not. Mumble fell in love with Gloria, but, Gloria used to ignore his love towards her as he was somewhat not so a capable penguin. Mumble also had some enemies who did not like him. 

One day, an elephant seal attacked Mumble, but, Mumble survived. If God has given you some weakness, then surely he has provided you some strength also. That’s the law of nature, which has to be abided by the creator of the Universe also. Mumble was expert in dancing as his feet used to dance naturally. Due to his special dancing skills, many penguins became his friends and fans also. Some aliens were taking away all the fishes from in and around Antarctica. If penguins become extinct, then it will hamper the ecological balance of Antarctica. Even minor geographical or climatic changes in Antarctica always have its major impact on the rest of the world. 

Where were the fishes disappearing? To find out the reasons behind it, Mumble and his friends went to meet Lovelace. Lovelace saw some mystic beings and they always do the fishing near Antarctica to take away all the fishes. No one believed in Lovelace initially. At a later stage, Mumble was thrown out from his community. Gloria fell in love with Mumble. So, she also came out of her community to join Mumble. Whales attacked them. Mumble saved the life of Lovelace. One day, Mumble got too carried away and was very much determined to catch a fish by his own for the first time in his life. But, all the fishes were in the fishing net of the ship. To catch a fish from that fishing net was not so easy. He was found in a beach.

Everyone in Antarctica thought that Mumble was dead. Was he in paradise? No, not at all, though, it seemed like an artificial paradise as he used to get fishes without any struggle. Inside that aquarium, Mumble felt too lonely. When he got a fish in his mouth, he was thinking about his mom. After all, his mom always wanted to see him catch a fish by his own talents. Mumble saw a little girl staring at him with a depressed face from the other side of the glass. Mumble started dancing to make her smile. The little girl called everyone. The dance became so famous that the news reached Antarctica also. With a transmitter at his back, Mumble returned to Antarctica. 

Mumble’s mother was too happy to see him back home. Gloria did not react too much but felt very happy. Mumble started giving the tips to everyone about his unique style of dancing. Mumble’s enemies objected to it, but it was of no use. Memphis always used to remain depressed by thinking that due to his callousness towards the egg, his son Mumble took birth as a penguin, who was different from others. But, when Memphis saw his son back home after achieving so much love and respect from the people of USA, he felt too proud about it. The helicopter landed on Antarctica. Some humans came out of the helicopter. The penguins started dancing. What a dance it was indeed! 

The dance of the penguins was aired live on all the television channels of USA. Everyone enjoyed the live coverage of the Penguin Dance in USA. Several questions got raised in the international arena. Do you want to see a boom in the fishing business or the existence of penguins? Majority of them wanted to see the penguins only. Stop fishing in and around Antarctica, otherwise, the species of penguins will become extinct. Many fishermen and fishing business units objected to it, but for the sake of business, you cannot humiliate the Mother Nature. Fishing got banned in Antarctica. Gloria married Mumble. The entire Penguin Community lived happily ever after and kept on dancing with their “HAPPY FEET”.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (PART I) !!!

Once upon a time, three brothers wanted to cross a river. For that purpose, they tried to construct a bridge. Death got angry on them, but still decided to ask about their wishes. The strongest wand, the resurrection stone and the cloak of invisibility formed the deathly hallows. All the three brothers became good friends of Death. The Polyjuice Potion created so many clones of Mr. Potter to safeguard the real Harry from the attacks of Lord Voldemort. The Minister of the Ministry of Magic gave the memorable snitch to Mr. Potter. The sword of Gryffindor belonged to Harry only. The Minister of Magic Ministry died. Lord Voldemort and his teammates took full control of the Magic Ministry. Hermione, Ron, Harry and others had no other options than to go underground. The men of Voldemort even tried to kill them in a cafĂ© of Shaftesbury Avenue. The magical word, ‘Expulso’ failed to work on them, but the magical words, ‘Petrificus Totalus’ killed those culprits. Who stole the locket of Regulus Arcturus Black (R.A.B)? The witch had the locket. Again, the polyjuice potion was used to play some tricks. The locket had the Horcrux. Ron was always jealous of Harry because Hermione had a soft corner towards Harry. 

The Horcrux tried to capitalize on that jealousy factor but failed in its mission. Under the icy water, Mr. Potter got back the sword of Gryffindor. Don’t you think that Professor Dumbledore had been hiding underground with that strongest ever magical wand? Miss Granger felt happy to see the return of Mr. Weasley. Lord Voldemort kidnapped Luna. That’s why; Luna’s father, Lovegood was too desperate to hand over Harry to Lord Voldemort. Mr. Potter and his friends luckily escaped from the Lovegood. Snitches have flesh memories. I open at close. Kreacher, as usual was acting like a spy. Dobby had no master but he came to save Mr. Potter and his friends. Malfoy and his friends took them in a prison. The goblin was taken out of the prison. The elf took Harry out of the prison. Mr. Potter lost one of his best friends. Who was he? Did Lord Voldemort succeed to get that strongest ever magical wand from the great professor of Hogwarts school in the Hollywood movie, “HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (PART I)”?

NATIONAL TREASURE : BOOK OF SECRETS !!!

A Black President of USA was assassinated. Sometimes, unnecessary civil wars bring curse to every sphere of human society. John Wilkes Booth’s diary was an important diary because some Playfair Ciphers were written on it. Generally, Chinese people were expert in creating good puzzle boxes in those times. Peter witnessed the death of his grandfather Charles. The debt all men pay is death. Who was Dr. Laboulaye? These twins stand resolute. One table was at the Buckingham Palace and the other was at the Oval House. Riley’s Ferrari got seized. Who was the real author of, ‘The Templar Treasure’? Abigail did her role-play well to help Gates and Poole enter inside the restricted area of Buckingham Palace. Mitch snatched the object from them. As per the viewpoints of the Professor of University of Maryland, it was a symbol of Cibola. Was Eagle considered to be a Noble Bird? Abigail was dating with a guy, Connor. They planned to visit the White House.

Connor helped them to enter inside the Oval House on the evening of White House Easter egg Roll party. The Eagle clutching the scroll was the symbol of President’s Secret Book. The secret book has passed on from one US President to the other. On the President’s birthday, they were talking about Mount Vernon. Then they started exploring a secret tunnel. What was so special about page 47 of that secret book? The entered the library of Congress. The code number was 3794. At the book-shelf, there was a 6 lock combination. Maybe, that’s why; the President told him about XY 234786. Mr. Wilkinson burned the letter that was sent to Albert Pike by Queen Elizabeth. Beyond the Mount Rushmore, there was an island of stone. Did they succeed in finding the City of Gold of Pre-Columbian history written in Olmec language? What happened to Mitch? Was Ben released later? Did Gates get some relief? To know the answers, you have to explore “NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS”.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS !!!

A precious object was stolen from Lanzhau village of China. A robbery took place in the Bank of England. Phileas got a new valet, though not a French one. Phileas always believed in the power of Physics and suggested everyone that humans can easily cross the speed limit of 50 miles per hour. Lord Kelvin, the Head of the Royal Academy of Science was too jealous of Phileas and gave him a challenge for 10,000 pounds. Passportout decided to go for the journey to reach his village as early as possible by the shortest route. The journey started. In those times, all the carts were mandated to be pulled by horses or other quadruped animals like horses. Passportout and Fogg stole the cop’s cart and headed towards the Central Station. 

On Day 2, they reached Paris to get introduced to an eccentric painter, Monique la Roche. The other robbers recognized the bank robber. After some funny actions, three of them boarded a gas balloon to reach Munich. While sitting inside a compartment of Orient Express, Phileas requested the beautiful lady to get down at Constantinople, but, the lady declined that request. Lau Xing gave his detailed introduction to Roche. It was their 10th day of journey; the train stopped at Istanbul. Prince Hapi admired the beauty of Monique so much as if he felt that he was seeing the Aphrodite on Earth. Who the hell wants to become the 7th wife of that Prince? They broke the statue and ran away from there to reach India.

Somehow, the British Intelligence got the information that they can be found in Agra. Inside the train compartment, Passportout told the story of 10 Tigers under Wong Fei Hung. Fang was the leader of Black Scorpions. Fogg got a nice kiss from Monique. Both Passportout and Phileas managed to escape from Agra by dressing like women. Inspector Fix got fixed again, but, this time inside a latrine. They crossed the Himalayas to reach China. Everyone in the Lanzhau village was so happy to see Lau Xing back. The bank robber handed over the Jade Buddha to Hung. They spent too much time in China because of those Black Scorpions.  The Ten Tigers recovered back well. Beware of the Chinese Warlord!

Phileas decided to go for the journey alone. For the sake of friendship, both Monique and Lau followed him. Fogg crossed the Pacific Ocean. A beautiful lady stole the big wallet of Fogg. Fogg became a beggar in San Francisco. La Roche and Xing found their friend. They headed towards Pacific Railroad Station. In the 66th day, they were in a desert of North America. Wilber and Orville recognized Phileas as he was constantly doing a research to construct a flying machine. The Wright Brothers got some idea about how to construct a glider to travel around the world. Point to be noted that the world is round. So, keep on travelling. On the 72nd day of their journey, they reached New York to board a ship.

The Captain of the ship felt honored because Phileas boarded the ship along with his friends. The ship stopped at the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on the 73rd day. When the chips are down, an intelligent person always comes out with some weird ideas. With some of the wooden body parts of the ship, the crew members of the ship constructed a flying machine. Just 5 hours 54 minutes was remaining for the 12 noon of the 80th day of their journey that the flying machine took off from the ship. Why Xing kept Fogg’s watch 1 hour faster? Do you lose or gain time after crossing the International Date Line? Was Phileas successful in winning the wager against Lord Kelvin after travelling “AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS”?

GANDHI !!!

How dare you travel in the 1st class compartment of our Central South African Railways? Throw him out of this train. After such a type of humiliation, the Barrister understood the poor and helpless condition of the Blacks in South Africa. Mohandas started the peaceful revolution against the Whites. Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims of Indian community joined him. The British passes got burned. Even the miners of South Africa started protesting against racism. The news spread to England. General Smuts got too much worried. General Smuts found it very hard to crack this Indian. Finally, the South African government under the British Colonial Rule decided to give the status of equal citizenship to all the Blacks of South Africa. The so-called Kaffirs succeeded in achieving some dignity and social status in South Africa. The Indian, though dressed like a coolie got a good guard of honor from the South African government. Back in India, he was received by Nehru and Patel. The clergyman Charlie also came back to India. To know India and its diverse cultures, one has to travel all around India. Karamchand began his journey. After so many observations, he came to the conclusion that the British people are too cruel for the villagers. He felt a need to unite and awake the villagers of 7 lakhs villages all around India for the Independence of their motherland. Jinnah had his own plan at the back-end. That’s why; Jinnah was always pressing hard for a home rule movement. Karamchand got a huge support in Champaran and his arrest added more fuel to the fire. The fighting style with the principle of non-violence impressed many people in the Western nations too. British students started writing essays on this Indian leader. Winston Churchill called him a half naked fakir. Why should you wear the clothes that come from Manchester or Leeds? Wear only those cotton clothes which are woven in India itself. All British clothes were burned.

The Non Co-operation Movement started shaking the British Empire in India. In many places, the Indians started killing the British policemen. General Dyer was responsible for the Jalianwalabagh massacre. Some Indian sea beaches are the natural manufacturing zones of salt. Too much sale of Indian salts by the Indian traders could revive the Indian economy. That’s why; all the Indian traders and buyers of salts got arrested. The war between Japan and America was about to end. Germany was looking too much exhausted at that time. Jinnah, Patel and Maulana suggested Karamchand to plea for the Independence of India. Ramsay McDonald invited Bapu for the Round Table Conference in England regarding the possibility of India’s Independence. Mahatma started his journey towards England from Bombay Port on the S.S. Rajputana ship. As per the British Empire which always believed in Divide & Rule policy, there were so many India; India for Hindus, India for Muslims and India for Princely States. The British Empire agreed upon the India’s Independence, but, the Muslim League leaders wanted a separate nation for Muslims. To make it a big issue, Jinnah’s supporters started unnecessary communal riots against the Hindus. Bapu requested Jinnah to stop all these nuisances. Karamchand was even ready to make Jinnah the 1st Prime Minister of India with as many as Muslim representatives in the cabinet ministry. Jawaharlal was not so friendly with Subhash Chandra Bose, but, he was a Hindu by birth. When Nehru and Sardar realized that Karamchand was trying to give too much facility to Muslims, they favored the idea of wiping out the Muslims from India and hence supported the formation of Pakistan. Both India and Pakistan got their independence in 1947. The British Empire knew it very well that before quitting India; they have sown the seeds of communalism on Indian soils. 

The partition of India was not at all a solution but a mother of so many communal related problems. Questions were raised from several fronts that why a great figure like Mahatma agreed to that proposal of partition of India. Had Mohandas waited for another one year more, India could have got an undivided India! Jinnah surely blackmailed Bapu that there would be a civil war between Hindus and Muslims if no partition takes place. But, the irony is that after the partition of India, there was really a civil war between Pakistani Hindus and Indian Muslims. Hindus of Pakistan were kicked out of Pakistan and the Muslims of India were kicked out of India. So, that anger of partition fuelled the riots of Hindus and Muslims both in India and Pakistan. Even after getting a separate Muslim nation, the Pakistani Muslim League started their campaign to conquer all the Princely States of Kashmir. Fresh riots started in many parts of India. Calcutta was becoming a deadly zone of riots. Bapu started fasting till death with the condition that the riots should stop. The Hindus did not want to see Mahatma dying due to fasting. The Hindus promised to stop the riots. Muslims did not promise about stopping the riots. Moreover, too much friendship of Bapu with the Muslim Communal leader angered some Hindus. The Hindus of India somehow felt that the non-violent Mahatma became a coward victim in front of Jinnah’s well planned diplomacy. The matter became worse when Karamchand decided to visit Pakistan. The patriotic Hindus could not digest it. Many critics also stated that to safeguard himself from the conservative Hindus of India, he may have tried to hide himself in Pakistan. Whatever it may be, it was evident that after such a long journey, the half naked fakir was somewhat too tired. To forcefully rest his soul in peace, Nathuram Godse pulled the trigger. Fortunately, the words, ‘HEY RAM’ was uttered by “GANDHI”.