Wednesday, January 30, 2013

EVENT HORIZON !!!



In the year of 2015, humans started settling on the moon. Mining on Mars began in 2032.  A deep space research vessel started exploring the outer space in 2040. The spaceship escaped from its original track and was travelling somewhat nearer to the orbit of Neptune. In 2047, USAC sent a rescue team to have a secret investigation about the lost spaceship.

On their journey, TDRS received a single transmitted message. The radio transmission got intercepted near a distorted portion of the orbit of Neptune. They wrongly interpreted the Latin message. Actually, no one was seeking their help; rather someone was giving them the challenge whether they could save themselves or not.  The rescue team became too curious about that spaceship.

Reverse thrusters were applied. Magnetic boots were on. Miller, Justin and Peters went inside the spaceship. Bio-Scan was done, but, it failed to scan anything. The 1st containment of the spaceship was like a deep freeze. Peters saw blood near the bridge. There were coolant leaks also. Peters took a CD which contained the ship’s log. Justin’s signal went off. Starck warned that they have oxygen back-up for only 20 hours.

Justin got attracted towards the core and got infected. Peters saw Danny inside the spaceship. How the spaceship did knew all the secrets and fears of the crew members? On 23/01/2040, John Kipplack was the captain of the spaceship. Dr. Weir confessed that to explore beyond the Proxima Centauri, he tried to create a Black Hole to open the gateway to reach a new dimensional space of the Universe.

Claire was happy to see the return of her Billy again. Some of the crew members were not happy with Dr. Weir. The Core was the main Gravity Driver. Did Justin saw any optical effect formed by gravitational distortion? Magnetic fields of the spaceship started distorting. Dr. Weir went inside the magnetic zone to get welcomed by Claire. Justin warned Peters that the Dark was about to come. Oxygen was about to become toxic.

While exploring, the spaceship went into an unknown space of the Universe, where the evil powers rule at all ends and darkness exist everywhere in that zone. The invisible ruler of that dark world wanted to take all the crew members of space at his side to start a new war in the Universe where the evil forces would dominate on any other types of forces. It became very hard to control Justin.

A deadly video footage in the CD of Ship’s log stunned all the crew members and all of them decided to abort the rescue operation or mission. Billy was already in his home only. Dr. Weir wanted to see the success of his created Black Hole. Peters got hypnotized by the Core. She ran after Danny and was in a dilemma. Cooper did the right thing by remaining outside the spaceship? Did any of the crew members returned alive from “EVENT HORIZON”?

Sunday, January 27, 2013

SMOKEY BITES THE DUST !!!



The Homecoming Parade started. Why Cindy wore that crown? Roscoe, Harold and Kenny were in love with Piggy. Mr.Wilton had a well cut-out plan. You guys keep on playing rugby; let us just run away. Glen’s Green Pontiac Ventura of 1974 model got stolen. The Sheriff of Paraquet County started the chase. Bentley got a good customer, Habib. The 17 year old girl was enjoying every moment with her classmate of Contac High School. 

While chasing, the Sheriff of Paraquet County did an accident in Knots County. Sherm tried to arrest Mr. Turner, but failed to do so. Bentley tried hard to get a lift in a car, but he was really an unlucky chap. Oh! The roof of Chow Fongs Restaurant was not there. Piggy Sue badly wanted to use a washroom. The two love-birds entered inside the Venus Arms Hotel. Were they kidnappers? Oh! No! Again the chase started.

Cindy started liking Harold. Kenny got a boo-boo from the Sheriff. Hey, Kenny, don’t be so upset. You just saw a signal. Keep on chasing. The white car got stolen in a car wash. Glen was feeling frustrated even after chasing them with a helicopter. Little kids are smart enough to smoke filtered cigarettes. The Arabs also joined the chasing league. Turner and Sherm were playing hide and seek with each other.

Nellie came from nowhere to impress the Sheriff. Who cares, man! The drama was on at the Snake Lake Snacks. The love-birds planned to sail to other place. The Arabs still remained as man-eaters. Lester and Bentley were in trouble. Kenny finally reached the spot but gave advantage to the Arabs. Finally, who got arrested? Did the Sheriff accepted Roscoe as his son-in-law? To enjoy these moments, just watch, “SMOKEY BITES THE DUST”.

Friday, January 25, 2013

THE HANGOVER - PART II



Hey, Stu, what’s your relationship status, dude? Last time, in Las Vegas, were you not married to someone? Are you sure, that you are going to get married with a Thai girl? Ok! Not an issue! Let us have a bachelor-type kind of a party just before your marriage. Have you invited Alan for your wedding? Oh! Come on! How can you forget that naughty fellow? Oh! My God! Alan! How come you have still kept those funny photos of our Las Vegas tour? Who the bloody hell is this Teddy? Aha! His name is Teddy, but, he is not at all a Teddy Bear. He is just sixteen and having a dream to become a good doctor. He is Dr.Stuart’s future brother-in-law.

Mr.Garner did not like Fong’s son. The plane landed safely at Bangkok airport. Lauren’s father considered Stu as a chok. Chok is a special type of a food which is served to patients who have liver and stomach problems, you see. To have a tasty food, you need to add some pepper to that chok, buddy. Let’s have an American Beer party on the sea beach. Stu’s friends were praising the hot body of Lauren. Alan mixed something with the marshmallows to play some tricks on Teddy, but, alas, the drug affected everyone. Next morning, Phil got a situation. Ok! Fine! Stu’s teeth was alright this time, but, who made those permanent tattoos on his face?

Where from this International Criminal arrived? Who invited Mr. Chow? When you consume too much drugs, sometimes you become so senseless that it seems that your heart has stopped functioning and you are dead. The ice machine was on 15th floor. The tattoo maker showed them an MMS clip. Oh! They were doing ruckus last night in front of a bar. Policemen came and arrested so many guys. Teddy gifted his cloth to a handicapped old man and Bangkok police department regarded that old man as Teddy. Mongoloid people sometimes get some advantage as everybody’s face looks quite similar, you see.

Brother Han was having a good meditation on that night. Basically, this monk vowed to remain silence for his whole life. Who climbed the wall of their monastery to disturb Brother Han? The monks are expert in martial arts. Better be careful. Lord Buddha always preached that every memory lies somewhere deep within. The bald-headed Alan started meditating. In his meditation, he saw some children behaving like naughty adults. Welcome to this strip-club. When you say Hello to Samir, the strip club owner, say it in style. In Bangkok, always check the lower portion of a girl, before starting to enjoy with her as the other meaning of Bangkok is BANG-COCK.

Chow got recovered from that cold machine. Heat him up. Oh! Monkey! What a sweet monkey! Even in circus, you can’t see a monkey supplying drugs to people after taking some money. What a training! What a monkey! Alan liked this monkey. Teddy got kidnapped? Eh! Don’t give too much attention to that businessman, Kingsley. Why Chow wrote ‘Lebua Hotel, Saturday 6 PM’ on Alan’s belly. Doug was too upset after hearing some surprising phone calls from his friends. The gangsters followed them as they stole the monkey. After a funny chasing, Alan kept that monkey in front of a veterinary medical shop. Hey! Monkey! Have you ever used Skype?

Welcome to the 64th floor of Tower Club! Oh! Who cares about such type of greetings! Internet Banking facilities are so fast nowadays. Kingsley got his money and promised to release Teddy. The Interpol played a nice game to catch the International Criminal. Did Bangkok get Teddy? Stu recalled everything. Teddy got recovered from the Ice Machine. Thank God! Bangkok suffers from 15,000 watt outages every day. Chow possessed The Perfect Life. Alan became the captain of the speedboat and boarded safely on the wedding party. Mike Tyson was the special guest as a singer. Luckily, Stu got married but Teddy’s mobile phone was still in “THE HANGOVER PART II”.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

REDBELT !!!



Some fight for pride and some fight for business. Learn how to escape. Don’t get tired; rather make your opponent feel tired. Don’t be surprised if a woman who gets raped at gunpoint becomes a psycho in the near future. Did anyone tried to kill the cop? How that glass got broken? To keep a business running, you need cash. It is not an easy task to get the black belt in karate. Will you work under anyone without getting paid? Was Bruno Silva, a businessman or a miser? Joe could have easily filed a case against that woman, but he didn’t. 

Mike went to meet the boss of his brother-in- law, but, unfortunately got himself into a tough brawl inside the bar. One person got impressed on Terry. The glass got repaired. How much do you know about Chet and Jerry? Beware of hi-fi traps. Who gave that gift to Mike and why? Mike gifted that wrist watch to Joe. Being a cop, how come you got a very costly wrist watch on your hand! Have you taken bribes? Feeling humiliated, the honest cop committed suicide. All fingers got pointed towards Mr.Terry. Already, by that time, Mike’s wife did a blunder.

The Lady Attorney came to the rescue act. The legal games are one of the most complex games of the world. Lawyers also know that to win a case, you have to compromise with the hands of laws to some extent and to compromise, you need to make deals in monetary terms. The back-end petitioners offered Mike to participate as a warrior in the Undercard to win back some money. Marty Brown acted as the fights promoter. IFA wants a gimmick of a fight. Joao Mora was also present there.

One who chose the black marble have to fight as a handicap person? This type of mixed martial arts fight is quite famous in Japan and Brazil. Don’t you think the concept of politics and partiality has virtually ruined these types of fighting competitions? Mike was told to back out from the competition. Yes, Mr.Terry did back out from the competition, but, the fight was not over. He had to fight to prove something. He had to win to provide financial support to his family and his late friend’s wife. Did Mike succeed to win the “REDBELT”?

Saturday, January 12, 2013

FLUBBER !!!



Oh! Phil, the scheduled time was at 6.30 AM, not at 6.30 PM. For the third time, she waited for him at the church. Weber was expert in sweeping and cleaning the house. Weebo was his personal assistant cum friend. Wilson had a parasitic attitude, though, it was not easy for him to hack the Professor’s fiance.

Finally, the elastic, mouldable, foldable and gullible compound got formed after an extensive research of around 2 years. The radioactive isotope got infused inside a gadget by applying sliding shutter mechanism. The gamma radiation flux was badly required to control the meta-stable compound. Beware! The elasticity ratio was 3:1.

A son of a powerful man got graded ‘F’ instead of ‘A’ by a Chemistry Professor. The son’s father became angry on Brainard. The powerful cream was good enough to make those balls move faster after bouncing on the earth’s surface. The two experiments on Kinetics were successful. Who the hell doesn’t want to fly in the sky!

The basketball game became a game of betting. How could Mr.Brainard allow Dr.Reynolds to spend some time with Mr.Croft in a lonely hill station? Medfield defeated Rutland. Powerful men always like to grab powerful objects. Weebo got severely injured. Don’t worry; after Weebo, Weebo’s daughter Weebette took birth.

The plan worked well. Both the teachers managed to rescue that compound of quasi-plasmoid state from the hands of bad people. Was Phil’s idea-stealer still alive? Was Sara somewhat lucky in her fourth attempt? Hey! Phil, enjoy your honeymoon in the sky. Thanks to Hollywood for creating a film on flying rubber, “FLUBBER”.