Saturday, November 30, 2019

GUMNAMI !!!


'Ush din toh plane urhaa hee nahin.' 'Tu Sher-e-Hind aagey barh, marne se tu kabhi na darr.' 'Jiske antim sanskaar mein terah lakh log hona chaiye tha, wahan sirf terah log khade hain; baah re Hindustan !' 'Emon desh ti kothayo khujey paabe naa ko tumi'. 'Laut ke jaroor aayenge, par azaad Hindustan mein.' Azaadi nahi thi woh, thi woh ek Partition AGREEMENT; azaadi toh woh tha, jab Moirang pe Hindustan ki tiranga leheraha tha 'Azad Hind Fauz' REGIMENT. 'Tufaan-e-Hind banayenge, Shaan-e-Hind banayenge.' 'Tezaab ka intezaam kar liya hain.' 'Allah ka doosra naam hain Rehman.' Nazdeeq thi itni, phir bhi hain bahut DUR; jung naa jeet paaya, toh kya, itihaas ke panne mein tumhara zikr rahega ZAROOR; zaroori nahi hain ki har baar jo jeeta, wohi hain SIKANDAR; kyon ki, kabhi kabhi, haar ke jeetnewalon ko bhi kahete hain humlog, BAAZIGAR.

The life of the No.1 enemy of the Allied powers was full of riddles. 'Jahaan suraz ki roshni naa pouchey, wahaan kavi ki kavitaein pouch jaati hain.' He retired from the Congress Party to form the 'All India Forward Bloc'. 'Kamon acho Lee ?' 'Amaar o icchey chilo naa ei Congress e naam lekhabaar.' Why the DNA or forensic lab testing of the ashes kept at Renkoji Temple is still pending ? 'We have all let him down.' 'I want to serve the honour of that man who served for the nation.' The Russian as well as American Intelligence Departments knew that he is still alive. Did the first Prime Minister of India sent a secret letter to the British Empire about his current hideouts ? 'Mujhe jyaada thand nahi laagti.' Is it too easy to get the original documents of a report placed by one of the two former enquiry commissions ? 'Just like that !' Well, a Royal Bengal Tiger is always the world's No. 1 big wild CAT. No plane crashed in Taiwan ! Check the old photos, please ! Same voice, same face in a DISGUISE; a royal bengal tiger always changes its location, in that case, there must be no SURPRISE.

Are you a Rum Bhakt ? Can you please go through the detailed analysis of 'Old Monk'. Had he returned with his original identity, the Indian Government could have interrogated many soldiers of 'Azad Hind Fauz' ! 'Kiser raag ! Haan, abhimaan ektu hoyeche.' 'Proti bachar or janmadin e, ektu misti aar eelish maach paathiye diyo, o khetey khub bhalobaashe.' The people of the Pradesh of Bhagwan Ram's birthplace gave shelter and security to one of the best patriotic sons of Bharat Maata. 'Yeh zindagi hain qam ki, tu qam pe lutaaye jaa.' DNA tests and handwriting tests of developed nations are more accurate as well as correct. The English word, 'Democracy' is synonymous with the Hindi word, 'Darr' for any Indian Government in any of the houses of the Indian Parliament. 'Kaaj kore jaao, phal er aasha korona.' Mukherjee Commission enquiry mein badiya sahyog diya CHANDRACHUR; phir bhi Bharat Sarkar ne unki hosla ko kiya chur CHUR; Subhash ji, aap aaj bhi sab ke dil mein hain amar, yeh Hindustan ki awaam hain ANTARYAMI; jaanta hain yeh Bharat ki Janata, ki ek Hindustan ki sher; kab, kahan aur kyon teh "GUMNAMI" ?

Monday, October 28, 2019

BHOOTHER BHABISYAT !!!


'Bhooth gulo sab jaabe kotha !' Madhumati holo AGGYAN; ki jukti dilo BIGGYAN. 'Ami debo na, debo na, debo na re.' Bolen ki moshaai, Ad film shooting in this house ! 'Ei baari r kintu ekta abhishapta itihaas ache.' Disputed property ! Ayan fell asleep. 'Ami ekhaaneyi thaaki.' No 'Badly Bangaali', now you listen to 'Bhooth Bangaali'. 

Palki choley, hoomna, hoomna. Who killed Darpanarayan ? Ramsay Saheb thaakben kothay ? Welcome to Chowdhury Baari, Sir ! 'Aar kotadin saboor karo Kadu, tumi ee hobey amaar badhu.' 'Kolkata e takhan jungle raaj cholche.' 'Biplab ke ki oto sahaj e paaowa jaaye.' Promoters started constructing big flats and malls by demolishing old buildings of Kolkata. Where to stay ? 

The interview process started. 'Hazarduari, musuem hoye galo, aar ami besahara hoye gelaam. Palashi r juddha r samay, khunti chere ei haath e dhorechilaam tarowaal.' They got a cook, a singer, a rickshaw puller, a beautiful teenager girl. 'In the year of 1999'; thaak, aapni thaakchen Sir. Baro ee security problem ekhaane. 'Amaar naam Aatmaram, baari darbhanga, ami bado ee gareeb aadmi aache babu.' Dhaath ! Nikaalo RICKSHAW; bhooth bazaar se khareedega aaj hum HILSHA. Ek phool, do maali o achey dekhchi. Gaan er lyrics e o achey Orangotang ! 

Ei re, shooting er upodrab ! Target the actress during the shooting. Bhooth Chaturdashi teh Halloween party, taar saathe hobe introduction, gaane gaane. Bah ! besh bhalo ee kaatlo, erpor taholey choruibhaati ! 'Tumi chingri r ki bojho he !' Bhutoria liked the disputed property. Out of the court settlement ! Ei Pramod ta ke bhai ! The Brigadier had a masterplan ! Eso byatso, karo Baba r darshan ! Ei Laxmi ta ke re, khojh taake. Haathkaata Kartik is now in this gang. 'Ladies der request ami abaar feltey paarina.'

'Ami Ganesh, tumi Kartik !' The deal will be discounted. Come to Chowdhury Baari at 10 PM. 'Madh cholena, taah meye maanush nischoi choley.' 'Ei Shiuli !' Time for an item number song. 'Mere ang ang mein aag laagayi deh'. Who was the first wife of Bhutoria ? In the battle of Bhooth Vs Bhutoria, which team emerged victorious ? 'Aapni ki amaar saathe thattya korchen !' Wake up ! but, what's in your pocket ! TRP rating baarbe naa boley, bandho jakhan khabor er kagaj, magazine aar media channel er sab PATH; takhan kintu bhooth e der samasya gulo niye biplab aanbe ei, Bangla chalochitro, "BHOOTHER BHABISHYATH".

Sunday, October 20, 2019

BHOOT CHATURDASHI !!!

'Jai Maa Chamunda ! Jaag Maa Jaag !' 'Byata, bhoot ki paakhi naaki, je dhore dhore khaacha e poore raakhbo.' 'Ekbaar putul e praan pratistha korte paarleyi, se putul tomaake chobol maarbeyi maarbe.' 'Jeebito abostha e aamraa keyu taake khujhi na.' 'Ki jahapana, maarbe toh ?' 'Se jodi ektu khelte chaaye, naa korish na.' 'Maddhyraatrey chaand jakhan maddhyagagan e, takhan nijer naam shona jaaye.' 'Asoley otaake praasaad naa bole, kaaragaar bolaa ee bhaalo.' 

The SUV No. WB42AG4747 started its journey towards a remote village which is just a few kilometers away from Bolpur of Birbhum district under Bangabhoomi state. What was the mystery in the Thakur family ? Someone took birth with magical powers ! 'Baataash ke ki dekha jaaye !' 'Ami o orokom feel kori.' Ajay Nad e je mrito shorir othey BHESEY; seyi shorir ke Maa Chamunda r charan e daan kore Kankaal Baba hesey HESEY. 'O kichu bolte chaaye.' 'Awesome location !' Choddo shaak aar choddo pradip er galpo ki jaano tomraa ! 

The rocket got fired towards the firecrackers. Sukumar Mondal gave a warning. At the banks of Ajay river, every year, they perform 'Lakkhi' puja. The three puppets got burned, except one ! The car kept on coming to the same location ! No FUEL ! Bad time to QUARREL ! After whom, the emergency light also fell into the WELL ? 'Maa Chamunda r kaache naalish jaaniyeche bujhi seyi chotto ELOKESHI; ektu naa hoy kheltey taar saathey jakhan jaano ee je aaj "BHOOT CHATURDASHI".

Sunday, October 13, 2019

RINGS !!!

'Hello ! 7 days ! I am coming !' Copy it and then show it to others. 'That's the tail !' 'You have vision but you don't know what actually vision is.' Was Gabriel responsible for Skye's death ? 'She will come for you Julia'. Julia followed Gabriel to the 7th floor and decided to save Holt. 'No matter who you are, just leave him.' Why her version was not getting copied ? How the file size became larger than before ! Why she got the marks in her hand just after one day ? 'Its happening faster !'

She spotted the bird and even found the point of cemetery where the skeleton was. Who disappeared thirty years back ? Oh ! Evelyn, where have you been ! Spotted the little girl, but, at the accident spot, who died ? Who was thrown inside the well ? Who was chained by whom ? Who was Samara's mother ? Have you spotted the priest in that old photo ! Eternal spirits do search for a new address to survive. Before dying, he made a voice message about that 'Braille' code. 'I am sorry, it won't stop.' The 'RINGS' had a rebirth !

Saturday, October 12, 2019

BYOMKESH (SEASONS 1 TO 4, 9 EPISODES OF HOICHOI WEB SERIES) !!!



'Andhokaar er utso thekey utsaarito aalo'. 'Eto kaada ghetey o apni ekhano nirmal royechen'. 'Byesshya meye toh, taai biye o korte paarini, abaar chaartey o paarini.' 'Moyna r mato gaan gaaitey paaro ?' 'Morphine' as a homepathy medicine! What happened to the cocaine dealer ? 'Kaancha adaa r jhaanjh kintu sahaj e jaayena !' Sometimes, one must read the advertisement columns of newspapers too. The man of Midnapore created a wonderful musical weapon. Use a pin to remove your thorn. Stand near the lamp post to get the deal done ! 'Paan taa kheley bhalo ee hoto.' 'Byomkesh Bakshi naam e kaarur naam sunechen naaki ! Uni ee ei khoon er tadonto korchen.' Bhai Ajit, goyenda noy se, se holo Sattyanwesi, ebong ke diyechilo seyi biggyapon, 'Pather Kaanta' ?


'E yug er Nabakumar der, oi Kapalkundala raa ee path dekhaaye.' 'Sooch er janmo ee toh suto fotaano r jonnyo.' The old writer's tongue used to be reddish ! 'Sab kichu poriskaar kore tuley dhoraa hocche !' Pierced for three times ! No sugar in the tea ! 'Thaak ! aar khujtey hobena, pencil paaowaa gachey.' A will is invalid without the respective signature of witnesses ! Karali went to heaven due to the man who ordered his servant to buy a bottle of choloroform. 'Bidhu Babu, okey dhorte bolini, sudhu lyaj e khelaate bolechi.' Bhai Ajit, now you are smart enough to stop that old man's 'Tarantula Dance'. 'Mokkham samay amaar kavita gulo mon e aasena.' 'Sesh er kavita kano ?' Kaaron 'Aartha Aanartham' aar 'shuru korbo boley'. 'Aapni ki rahasya bhalobaasen ?'

'Sattyanweshi r prem er khela e, Satyabati r abohela e, chaatal Ajit ei bikel belaa e felchey deergoswash, sesh e kina chaa er torey chaatak hobe ei Ajit, e ki parihaash.' 'Apni Sattyanweshi, ami Satyakaam.' Why 'Suchitra Emporium' was on the verge of becoming 'Suchitra Memorial'? Advance payment to find out the truth only ! Sei raat ei ekti raangta elo ! 'Ekebaar e baagh er guhaa e giye porechilam'. 'Usha hoilen Pati'. The 'Supto Pratibha' of the Khazaanji had its own significance indeed. 'Basanta kaal e ektu chaarh ditey hoy !' Why Annapurna got so many sarees as gifts ? 'Satyakaam er aar ekti kaam er namuna.' The name of the Villa was 'Choudhury Villa' ! 'Chotobela e rupkatha r galpey porechi !' Who took his father's revenge by killing a cop ? 'Ustad toh pagaar paar, ebar jato dosh, Nanda Ghosh !' The colour of that pregnant woman's car was red or black ! The will disclosed something to him ! 'Unish bachor dhorey, sangsar naamok ekti shoshaan e din kaatiyechi aamra.' It was indeed a masterplan ! 'Aayeen er opor e o ekta jinish achey, Nyayshaastra.' Will Ajit write a poem on a thriller ? Bon voyage to Kashmir for honeymoon ! 'Sab kichu muchey jaaye, kintu sei rakter daag royeyi jaaye.'

'Ami onnyo ekjon ke bhalobashi.' 'Amaar baari r lok amaake jor kore biye diyeche.' 'Naa tomaar katha kaaukey bolini.' 'Ami o pratham pratham bhabtaam je amaar bou buddhimoti.' Do you know that porcupine has thorns ? But, don't you want to know what you actually don't know ? 'Accha uni ki bechey achen ?' 'Dadababu toh konodin emon koren na !' 'Meye taa ke paatrostho karo.' Nripati babu r adda e ! Superstitions based on caste system still exists ! 'Aasoley tomraa hoccho Aarsola !' Trend of murders was climbing the economic ladder ! A fraction of a poetry ! Who was the author ? Sen Kaka told a miraculous mystery ! Love had a good luck and good luck prevailed with the new lovers. Childish love is temporary, but, the flower of permanent love among the married couple started to beautify the garden. Ki Rakhal ! Pancham Porcupine Pin er collection holo naaki ? Aasol phoolsajya r nimantran dilen Debashish, jehetu sorechey ekti sajaru r kaanta.

'Inquilab Zindabad, samrajyabaad nipaat jaak.' 'Ekta bonduk ditey paaro, Comrade.' 'Eto gas chamber byabohaar korle, erokom communist toh jonmaabeyi.' India is a land of  scientific innovations but due to poverty and poor infrastructure, the scientific research works get hampered ! 'Maarbaar icchey toh chilo ee.' Who fell in love with Habul's younger sister ? What a weird insurance policy, Sir ji ! For some doctors, human patients are just like guinea pigs ! Who demanded 10,000 rupees and why ? The research work succeeded. 'Aaj obdi kichu aabishkaar korecho ?' 'Amazing death !' When humans invented the first weapon, at that juncture itself, humans created the destiny of death of human race. 'Ekeyi boley niyati'. 'Britto Musollini confirms the use of chamber gas in Ethiopia.' 'Etey jaati r unnati hoy !' Etaa ki taholey agnibaan e anaadi khoon ! Satya anwesan hobeyi, hok na jato ee jotil CASE; bujhley bhaya Ajit, mon e rekho, je tomaar ei sattyanweshi bondhu r naam, "BYOMKESH" !!!

Sunday, September 29, 2019

SAVING MR.BANKS !!!

'Rain brings life.' 'So, does the Sun.' 'Winds from the East.' Welcome to Allora ! 'New branch of a Bank, new posting, new adventures. That's the life of a Banker ! But alas, he was an alcoholic person. Never stop dreaming, Ginty. The hen is your aunt ! Someone promised his daughters that 'Mary Poppins' will fly out from the pages of a book to the silver screen of Cinema. Negotiations for so many years failed. 'Life is an illusion. Money, money, money, it bits me in my butt.' 'Never stop dreaming.' Due to the need of money, who suggested whom to take the flight to Los Angeles ?

'Nobody walks here !' Time for recorded rehearsals on tapes before the final approval. Explorations and observations were on from both ends. 'Not musical.' Well, the musicians never gave up. How does it matter, whether a man has a moustache or not ! Oh ! Ginty ! why your father used to shave everyday ? 'Swish ! Swoosh !' Ralph's daughter had some physical challenges ! Well, some handicapped persons can do wonders, what the fit people could not do. The word, 'Passion' always gets a priority in any hardworking American's life. That's in the American gene ! Walter never gave up. 'That mouse is family.' 

Breaking News ! 'She is dancing with Don.' The Australian Bank had its pressure of business targets on the Bank Manager. Maybe, due to too much pressure, he became alcoholic which ultimately ruined everything, but, he was not a cruel person. Welcome to Disneyland ! 'Ride on the horse, Pamela.' Sometimes a little childish act brings out the child within you. She wrote and rewrote a poem. She loved her father but that bottle was not a bottle of medicine. Horse riding helped her to save her mother. Opening up bank accounts for children is good. The 'tuppence' will be honored and remain safe in a Bank. 

Her aunt promised to fix everything up, but, alas, she brought the pears, but, her eyes got filled with tears. Not a British, but an Australian ! Who is Helen, then ? Everyday who remembers those childhood days, when he used to sell newspapers in the cold weather of snowfalls. 'Everyone has a sad story.' 'Instill hope and hope again.' 'That's what we storytellers do.' The soft statue of Mickey witnessed her important signature. No invitation for 'Mary Poppins' as Walt feared the Press people ! The old pal with the cab met her surely. 'You are the best American I met, Ralph.' 'Its your night. Nothing would have happened without you.' Forget the brutal reality, he is still alive in imagination. 'Never leave me'. 'I will never leave you'. 'Let's fly a kite to the heighest height' as an artistic act of "SAVING MR. BANKS".

Saturday, July 13, 2019

NAYAK !!!

'An actor is just a puppet.' 'Eta ekta khela, ekta strategy.' 'Asoley ki jaanen ! Uni hocchen kolir kesto, aar eenaara hocchen pracchanna gopini.' 'B.A. pass kora naayika r biraho r gaan gaaowaa uchit noy.' 'Nayak er o orokom debtulya howaa uchit noy.' Life is a journey where you meet several passengers; some get down early, some travels with you for long; but everyone has to get down at the final destination. 'What other types of marriage are there in this civilized society ?' 'Taholey daadu, ami bachelor.' You had a FIGHT; in a bar last NIGHT ! It got published in the newspapers, RIGHT ! Then, as a celebrity, your future is BRIGHT ! Lies the darkness, behind that big halogen LIGHT. Going to Delhi to receive an award, though, scandals will always be there. Even the beautiful moon has some dark spots. 


Subscription amount of 'Adhunika' is just Rs. 10/-. Toss the coin. Time to take an interview ! Molly understood her husband's game plan, and tried to make a deal. 'Film e kaaj korbe ! Impossible.' 'Apni ki amaar bou ke khujchen ! Apni jaanen na, nyakaamo hocche !' Sleeping pills are injurious to health, but, some dreams do have a sense. Brojo kothay, Brojo, khujchey bujhi ekhano mon er MAANUSH; theater noy, eta film er jagat, ekhaaney paabey onekgulo FAANUSH. Putul hoyecho jakhan, dekhcho onek TAAKA; kintu din er sesh e, tomaar hriday kintu ekhano FAAKA. Shankar da, Mukunda da , Jyoti, Promila aar Biresh dekhaalo jiban er katorakam er DRISTIKON; aar taai bodhoy oi konkaal haath gulo e bejeyi cholechey seyi public der TELEPHONE; bujhlen Miss Sengupta, asoley ogulo taaka r pahaar noy, jano ek adbhut CHORABAALI; taana teen te chobi maar kheleyi, aasbo firey apnaar ei jagat e, kaaron hriday je ekhano amaar royechey KHAALI.


'Arindam, tor ei khutkhutemi taa kintu ekta bhalo sign, tui onek unnati korbi.' On the Bijoya Dashami day of Sabeki style Durga Puja, Shankar da expired. 'Je maanush er moddhey eto life chilo, taar praan ek nimeshe choley galo !' Mukunda da insulted someone ! No variety in acting, no change in voice tone ! Jobless for four years, yet, no helping hand from his side. Was it a sweet revenge ? Biresh wanted him to be the union leader. At least, he could have supported those workers who were on strike for 24 days. 'Eto ta paribartan bodhoy naa holeyi bhalo hoto.' 'Aapni je eto lok ke eto ananda dicchen, eta toh ekta kaaj.' 'Eta sudhu peshaa noy, neshaa o botey.' Look at the rail tracks from a running train. The rail tracks meet another rail track and also get diverted from another rail track. Life and several relationships are just like those rail tracks. 'Apnaar sathe aar amaar dekha hobena'. 'Chirrhey fellen je, tahole ki mon theke likhben.' 'Mon e rekhe debo'. 'WWWW' ! Where there is will, there is a WAY; fight against your enemies in the battlefield, don't just run AWAY. The passenger observed everything before giving a work to that ad agency. 'Or jwar serechey !' 'Autograph diye naamlen "NAYAK".

Saturday, June 22, 2019

VINCI DA !!!

'Civil ?' 'Naa Criminal.' 'Ota toh Collateral Damage.' 'Se achey sahar er ek koney, je mrito maanush er katha shoney.' 'Thik ek ee rakam ee crime kore, okey crime er haath e tuley dilaam.' 'Chor, Police, Ukeel, Judge aar Jallad.' 'Dekhchen na, mukh ta kamon fyakashey hoye gachey.' Before 12 AM, of becoming an adult, he used the bat to release someone from cruelty. In the asylum, the study continued. 'Ei, ki jano naam bollo lok taa r !' The artist lost his Guru, but, continued the art, though, Tollywood Industry failed to give him the desired recognition.

Someone gave him a good offer. 'Onekdin naa khete paaowa baagh er kaache ekta harin niye esey bolaa, 'ektu chekhe dekhben naaki.'' 'Ei canvas taa bolchey, je thik amaake niye o chobita aakiye nebe.' Jaya was his inspiration and love too. Bank dacoity in Bandhan Bank ! The scamster is in jail. Killing the people who were sleeping on the footpath at night. 'Ei, ami kaaukey maarini.' The rapist randomly picked up whom ? 'Shaanto hayo, shaanto hayo.' 'Galaa, galaa ! Laptop ta scan hoyechey !' Who started the journey towards Jaunpur with Leonardo da Vinci's fan, "VINCI DA" ?

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

GUAVA ISLAND !!!

God created 'Love' and 'War'. 'Love' is always followed by 'War'. If America is a concept of Money, Music and Mysteries, then Latin Americans are the real Americans. You can make good blue colored clothes by utilizing those blue insects of that Island. Red Cargo conquered the Island to create garment factories and docks. Paradise lost ! God became fed up of these industrializations. 

You cannot take out music from the heart of any Latin American. Music and dance are in their blood, in their gene. The people of the island love to hear the radio show of Dani Maroon. They love his voice. Who is also a fan of Dani's radio show ? Why so much objection about the festival ? The bird will always remain in a cage ! Why ? Let those birds fly in the sky ! Kofi Novia loves Dani so much since her childhood days when Dani used to sing a song for Kofi every night. 'I love you and its summer time.'

Kofi smelled something fishy. In the festival, Dani dedicated a song to all the residents of the Island. 'Its Saturday ! Can you feel it ?' Who fired a bullet at whom and why ? Before dying, he saw the bird sitting out of the cage ! You can kill a body, not the soul. The soul had music in it and is still alive within the hearts of so many people. No employees at the factories and docks. The employees formed a musical trade union and is enjoying the festival even with that dead body. The festival must go on and you cannot take out music and dance from any person's soul of "GUAVA ISLAND"

Thursday, March 21, 2019

BASANTA BILAAP !!!

'Sab khela r ee ekta kaayeda ache.' 'Orbit e thaaka r katha, soja moon e giye land koreche.' 'Ogo Shyam jakhan takhan khelo na khela amon, dhorle aaj tomaaye charbona.' 'Amaake Uttam Kumar bolo.' 'Amaar o Geography chilo'. 'Kato forshaa dekhecho tumi !' 'Kato kasto kore lagiyeche'. 'Naa naa Kakababu, apni bhaabun, aar ektu holey cycle ta churi hoye jacchilo.' 'Ami Beduin, ami Chengiz.' 'Jete daao amaaye dekona.' 

In a locality, there were two Paying Guest accomodations, one for working women, another for working men. The battle between males and females started. 'Ki re sab kete dicchish toh !' Ciggarette on her new saree ! 'Ek chorh e teyi thanda, dherey khoka der panda.' What an insult ! 'Revenge nischoi nebe, tobe seta rude hobe kano !' Posters everywhere ! 'Anuradha aar Parvati, duto jano deto haati.' 3 No. Rathtala Road er dui tala baari !

'Moi pelen !' What about the bucket ! 'Laloo ! O Laloo !' 'Afeem tafeem khaaye naaki !' Everyone had a running nose ! The Collector did the 'Overwriting' on the 'Overwrite' tactics of the Banker. Nabanita found her 'L' ! Gupta got a geography teacher, Parvati. 'Pen ekta emon jinish, jaa haariye jaaye.' Alo amaar baro ee bhalo ! Oho, Kakima ! Why Sidhu jumped into the stream waters ? 'Kichu aar baaki neyi.'

Time to celebrate Doljatra and Holi festival.   Elo baalti bhora rangeen jol, porlo sethaaye rangbhora balloon. Sidhu got caught and insulted in locality ! Now, an advertisement in a newspaper clicked. So many marriage brokers ! 'Amaar buk er opor diye jaabe.' Policemen were confused about the entire situation. 'Aagun, legeche legeche legeche aagun, dhum tana na na na na, aaye toraa dekhe jaa na, jwolche saat pari der daana, prachando taap, ki kando baap, jwole purey jaa.'

An old marriage broker came to see the bachelor girls to find an ideal girl to make her the bride of his nephew. Laloo did a blunder ! 'Ami Miss Calcutta 1976, ekhon o toh keyu jaane naa amaar statistics.' 'Naam taa besh sulolito.' 'Ei Bank e chotokhaato ekta kaaj kore.' The girls caught them red handed. Boudi came there to do the peace settlement, but, Shyam disagrees. 

The kid delivered a letter to whom ! Who was going to Delhi ? The train left the Midnapore station. 'Apni jaan ni ? Kano ?' 'Ami jaantaam tumi aasbe'. 'Ki khel taa ee naa dekhaali, aarey jaabi kothay, kothay lokaabi, jekhane Radha, sekhane Shyam, taai toh Radheshyam.' Ei toh kotaa din er jhograajhaati, raagaraagi aar ALAAP, hoyto ei hriday r lukono bhalobasha e keyu kaauke daayeni GOLAAP, tobe satyikaar er prem er upolobdhi hoye boiki, jakhan hoy ektu aadhtu "BASANTA BILAAP".