BHOOTHER BHABISYAT !!!

'Bhooth gulo sab jaabe kotha !' Madhumati holo AGGYAN; ki jukti dilo BIGGYAN. 'Ami debo na, debo na, debo na re.' Bolen ki moshaai, Ad film shooting in this house ! 'Ei baari r kintu ekta abhishapta itihaas ache.' Disputed property ! Ayan fell asleep. 'Ami ekhaaneyi thaaki.' No 'Badly Bangaali', now you listen to 'Bhooth Bangaali'. 

Palki choley, hoomna, hoomna. Who killed Darpanarayan ? Ramsay Saheb thaakben kothay ? Welcome to Chowdhury Baari, Sir ! 'Aar kotadin saboor karo Kadu, tumi ee hobey amaar badhu.' 'Kolkata e takhan jungle raaj cholche.' 'Biplab ke ki oto sahaj e paaowa jaaye.' Promoters started constructing big flats and malls by demolishing old buildings of Kolkata. Where to stay ? 

The interview process started. 'Hazarduari, musuem hoye galo, aar ami besahara hoye gelaam. Palashi r juddha r samay, khunti chere ei haath e dhorechilaam tarowaal.' They got a cook, a singer, a rickshaw puller, a beautiful teenager girl. 'In the year of 1999'; thaak, aapni thaakchen Sir. Baro ee security problem ekhaane. 'Amaar naam Aatmaram, baari darbhanga, ami bado ee gareeb aadmi aache babu.' Dhaath ! Nikaalo RICKSHAW; bhooth bazaar se khareedega aaj hum HILSHA. Ek phool, do maali o achey dekhchi. Gaan er lyrics e o achey Orangotang ! 

Ei re, shooting er upodrab ! Target the actress during the shooting. Bhooth Chaturdashi teh Halloween party, taar saathe hobe introduction, gaane gaane. Bah ! besh bhalo ee kaatlo, erpor taholey choruibhaati ! 'Tumi chingri r ki bojho he !' Bhutoria liked the disputed property. Out of the court settlement ! Ei Pramod ta ke bhai ! The Brigadier had a masterplan ! Eso byatso, karo Baba r darshan ! Ei Laxmi ta ke re, khojh taake. Haathkaata Kartik is now in this gang. 'Ladies der request ami abaar feltey paarina.'

'Ami Ganesh, tumi Kartik !' The deal will be discounted. Come to Chowdhury Baari at 10 PM. 'Madh cholena, taah meye maanush nischoi choley.' 'Ei Shiuli !' Time for an item number song. 'Mere ang ang mein aag laagayi deh'. Who was the first wife of Bhutoria ? In the battle of Bhooth Vs Bhutoria, which team emerged victorious ? 'Aapni ki amaar saathe thattya korchen !' Wake up ! but, what's in your pocket ! TRP rating baarbe naa boley, bandho jakhan khabor er kagaj, magazine aar media channel er sab PATH; takhan kintu bhooth e der samasya gulo niye biplab aanbe ei, Bangla chalochitro, "BHOOTHER BHABISHYATH".

BHOOT CHATURDASHI !!!

'Jai Maa Chamunda ! Jaag Maa Jaag !' 'Byata, bhoot ki paakhi naaki, je dhore dhore khaacha e poore raakhbo.' 'Ekbaar putul e praan pratistha korte paarleyi, se putul tomaake chobol maarbeyi maarbe.' 'Jeebito abostha e aamraa keyu taake khujhi na.' 'Ki jahapana, maarbe toh ?' 'Se jodi ektu khelte chaaye, naa korish na.' 'Maddhyraatrey chaand jakhan maddhyagagan e, takhan nijer naam shona jaaye.' 'Asoley otaake praasaad naa bole, kaaragaar bolaa ee bhaalo.' 

The SUV No. WB42AG4747 started its journey towards a remote village which is just a few kilometers away from Bolpur of Birbhum district under Bangabhoomi state. What was the mystery in the Thakur family ? Someone took birth with magical powers ! 'Baataash ke ki dekha jaaye !' 'Ami o orokom feel kori.' Ajay Nad e je mrito shorir othey BHESEY; seyi shorir ke Maa Chamunda r charan e daan kore Kankaal Baba hesey HESEY. 'O kichu bolte chaaye.' 'Awesome location !' Choddo shaak aar choddo pradip er galpo ki jaano tomraa ! 

The rocket got fired towards the firecrackers. Sukumar Mondal gave a warning. At the banks of Ajay river, every year, they perform 'Lakkhi' puja. The three puppets got burned, except one ! The car kept on coming to the same location ! No FUEL ! Bad time to QUARREL ! After whom, the emergency light also fell into the WELL ? 'Maa Chamunda r kaache naalish jaaniyeche bujhi seyi chotto ELOKESHI; ektu naa hoy kheltey taar saathey jakhan jaano ee je aaj "BHOOT CHATURDASHI".

RINGS !!!

'Hello ! 7 days ! I am coming !' Copy it and then show it to others. 'That's the tail !' 'You have vision but you don't know what actually vision is.' Was Gabriel responsible for Skye's death ? 'She will come for you Julia'. Julia followed Gabriel to the 7th floor and decided to save Holt. 'No matter who you are, just leave him.' Why her version was not getting copied ? How the file size became larger than before ! Why she got the marks in her hand just after one day ? 'Its happening faster !'

She spotted the bird and even found the point of cemetery where the skeleton was. Who disappeared thirty years back ? Oh ! Evelyn, where have you been ! Spotted the little girl, but, at the accident spot, who died ? Who was thrown inside the well ? Who was chained by whom ? Who was Samara's mother ? Have you spotted the priest in that old photo ! Eternal spirits do search for a new address to survive. Before dying, he made a voice message about that 'Braille' code. 'I am sorry, it won't stop.' The 'RINGS' had a rebirth !

BYOMKESH (SEASONS 1 TO 4, 9 EPISODES OF HOICHOI WEB SERIES) !!!

'Andhokaar er utso thekey utsaarito aalo'. 'Eto kaada ghetey o apni ekhano nirmal royechen'. 'Byesshya meye toh, taai biye o korte paarini, abaar chaartey o paarini.' 'Moyna r mato gaan gaaitey paaro ?' 'Morphine' as a homepathy medicine! What happened to the cocaine dealer ? 'Kaancha adaa r jhaanjh kintu sahaj e jaayena !' Sometimes, one must read the advertisement columns of newspapers too. The man of Midnapore created a wonderful musical weapon. Use a pin to remove your thorn. Stand near the lamp post to get the deal done ! 'Paan taa kheley bhalo ee hoto.' 'Byomkesh Bakshi naam e kaarur naam sunechen naaki ! Uni ee ei khoon er tadonto korchen.' Bhai Ajit, goyenda noy se, se holo Sattyanwesi, ebong ke diyechilo seyi biggyapon, 'Pather Kaanta' ?

'E yug er Nabakumar der, oi Kapalkundala raa ee path dekhaaye.' 'Sooch er janmo ee toh suto fotaano r jonnyo.' The old writer's tongue used to be reddish ! 'Sab kichu poriskaar kore tuley dhoraa hocche !' Pierced for three times ! No sugar in the tea ! 'Thaak ! aar khujtey hobena, pencil paaowaa gachey.' A will is invalid without the respective signature of witnesses ! Karali went to heaven due to the man who ordered his servant to buy a bottle of choloroform. 'Bidhu Babu, okey dhorte bolini, sudhu lyaj e khelaate bolechi.' Bhai Ajit, now you are smart enough to stop that old man's 'Tarantula Dance'. 'Mokkham samay amaar kavita gulo mon e aasena.' 'Sesh er kavita kano ?' Kaaron 'Aartha Aanartham' aar 'shuru korbo boley'. 'Aapni ki rahasya bhalobaasen ?'

'Sattyanweshi r prem er khela e, Satyabati r abohela e, chaatal Ajit ei bikel belaa e felchey deergoswash, sesh e kina chaa er torey chaatak hobe ei Ajit, e ki parihaash.' 'Apni Sattyanweshi, ami Satyakaam.' Why 'Suchitra Emporium' was on the verge of becoming 'Suchitra Memorial'? Advance payment to find out the truth only ! Sei raat ei ekti raangta elo ! 'Ekebaar e baagh er guhaa e giye porechilam'. 'Usha hoilen Pati'. The 'Supto Pratibha' of the Khazaanji had its own significance indeed. 'Basanta kaal e ektu chaarh ditey hoy !' Why Annapurna got so many sarees as gifts ? 'Satyakaam er aar ekti kaam er namuna.' The name of the Villa was 'Choudhury Villa' ! 'Chotobela e rupkatha r galpey porechi !' Who took his father's revenge by killing a cop ? 'Ustad toh pagaar paar, ebar jato dosh, Nanda Ghosh !' The colour of that pregnant woman's car was red or black ! The will disclosed something to him ! 'Unish bachor dhorey, sangsar naamok ekti shoshaan e din kaatiyechi aamra.' It was indeed a masterplan ! 'Aayeen er opor e o ekta jinish achey, Nyayshaastra.' Will Ajit write a poem on a thriller ? Bon voyage to Kashmir for honeymoon ! 'Sab kichu muchey jaaye, kintu sei rakter daag royeyi jaaye.'

'Ami onnyo ekjon ke bhalobashi.' 'Amaar baari r lok amaake jor kore biye diyeche.' 'Naa tomaar katha kaaukey bolini.' 'Ami o pratham pratham bhabtaam je amaar bou buddhimoti.' Do you know that porcupine has thorns ? But, don't you want to know what you actually don't know ? 'Accha uni ki bechey achen ?' 'Dadababu toh konodin emon koren na !' 'Meye taa ke paatrostho karo.' Nripati babu r adda e ! Superstitions based on caste system still exists ! 'Aasoley tomraa hoccho Aarsola !' Trend of murders was climbing the economic ladder ! A fraction of a poetry ! Who was the author ? Sen Kaka told a miraculous mystery ! Love had a good luck and good luck prevailed with the new lovers. Childish love is temporary, but, the flower of permanent love among the married couple started to beautify the garden. Ki Rakhal ! Pancham Porcupine Pin er collection holo naaki ? Aasol phoolsajya r nimantran dilen Debashish, jehetu sorechey ekti sajaru r kaanta.

'Inquilab Zindabad, samrajyabaad nipaat jaak.' 'Ekta bonduk ditey paaro, Comrade.' 'Eto gas chamber byabohaar korle, erokom communist toh jonmaabeyi.' India is a land of  scientific innovations but due to poverty and poor infrastructure, the scientific research works get hampered ! 'Maarbaar icchey toh chilo ee.' Who fell in love with Habul's younger sister ? What a weird insurance policy, Sir ji ! For some doctors, human patients are just like guinea pigs ! Who demanded 10,000 rupees and why ? The research work succeeded. 'Aaj obdi kichu aabishkaar korecho ?' 'Amazing death !' When humans invented the first weapon, at that juncture itself, humans created the destiny of death of human race. 'Ekeyi boley niyati'. 'Britto Musollini confirms the use of chamber gas in Ethiopia.' 'Etey jaati r unnati hoy !' Etaa ki taholey agnibaan e anaadi khoon ! Satya anwesan hobeyi, hok na jato ee jotil CASE; bujhley bhaya Ajit, mon e rekho, je tomaar ei sattyanweshi bondhu r naam, "BYOMKESH" !!!