99 !!!

Run fast, man. Ok, not an issue. Why don’t we steal a car to save ourselves from the Police? But, we will do that in a superb style and shaan, you see. My god, this is a power steering and has an automatic gear. Where from you brought that taaklu customer, I really wonder. The business of false SIM Card is totally closed now. Where is my car? You people have to give me back the money. Ok, if you cannot give me money, then you people have to work for me only. What am I doing here? There will be no Y2K problem. I should go and bet in the Cricket match. Just give me any signal. Yes, I got the signal. Who sent you here? Your local collector at Delhi referred your name. Ok, invest money on India only. Hello viewers, India has lost the cricket match against New Zealand. What is this? This is the list that I have made by using MS-Excel. Wow, are you an Engineer? Ei, just dial this mobile number. See the fun, every time; a foreign lady is speaking on this mobile phone. Just record your message after the beep. Ok, ok, back call me. What? How dare he cut my phone call? You people have to go to Delhi and collect money from Mr. Cable. Will you win this game today? I am just waiting for the signal. Koi bhi signal. Take my Khatara car. Let me play the game. Hey, how have you won this match? See, everyone has luck, but it has its own golden time, and you have to identify that. God will always give you the signal of that time, when your luck will favor you. You have to utilize that time. Sachin has got Ganguly, so there is no use of the Dravid. Every time, Sachin scores a century!

Jaan, Jaan, please don’t be angry on me. I bought a mobile phone as your birthday gift. But, you kept the latest mobile phone with you only. Are you telling the truth that, you have stopped gambling? Who is the floor manager here? I hope that you will not mind loosing that customer. When are you going to return back my money? Please give me one week time. Till then, keep my car. No, I will keep this mobile phone with me. Very strange, this time I am speaking and you are not responding. Again she calls and again she cut. Are you a thief? Please talk with respect. Please don’t accept any phone calls. Again he cut. By this Friday, I will return back your money. I am going to bet on that Cricket match. Ok, tell us what will happen now? Ganguly will be out. Thanks to Tata Sky. We have come here to see, how are you taking the preparation for collecting the money? This is a Bengali client and what is the significance of dollar converter? The money is in the briefcase. Let us snatch your client’s money. But, this is Delhi, the city of thieves. The little boys are expert in that with the supportive hand of that taxi driver, after all; Bill Clinton is visiting India. Let us take a ride on the lift. So, your future plan is to make a coffee shop. I have a plan; just steal the mobile phone of that businessman staying in the same hotel, where you are residing. Excuse me, where is the plan in this plan? Saabji, I have found your briefcase. I want at least 1000 bucks as my gift. No, I will give you only 700 bucks.

Oh God, I have just met you, but I don’t know why am I helping you? Mr. Cable, I am your big fan. If you provide half the money and an autograph, then AGM will not harass you. After all, this case is a genuine one. Hey, you have taken time till Friday means, there is some goof-up. Please spit the truth. See the fun, mobile phone always rings at the wrong time. That is why; you should not use mobile phones. If you keep here, there is a brain cancer, if you keep in the middle, you have a heart attack and if you keep there, then there is no next generation of yours. On that day, you helped me to win, by providing me important tips. Today, I am giving you the tips. Invest money on them only. You will surely win it. This is the first time in my life, I was supporting them, but our team has won. What do you think that I am a fool? Why should I rely on his suggestions? Accidents and quarrels gave me enough signals. Take this thing and go there, you will get the money. CBI is going to raid today, better be careful. Please arrest that man with blue jacket and the red bag. Jaan, I will never do gambling anymore. Ok, Thanks for giving me the money. Is this blue jacket for me? Really, I want to get rid of Delhi and go back to Mumbai, as early as possible. You make your own coffee shop there, and then I will come and join you as your partner. Please take this money and give it to AGM. Really, after making 100 runs, you understand the impact of that 1 extra run, without which your score remains at “99” made collectively by Kunal Khemu, Cyrus Broacha, Soha Ali Khan, Boman Irani, Mahesh Manjrekar, Vinod Khanna, Amit Mistry, Simone Singh and others.