1408 !!!

Everyone has to die, daddy. Don’t worry; you will get so many friends out there. Is God there? Mr. Olin, the Hotel Manager welcomed him. The writer of the supernatural world, who has the experience of breaking down the spirits entered inside. 

Everything seemed to be perfect and peaceful out there. His tape-recorder is his best electronic gadget. Wherever he goes to solve a case, he takes it with him to make a record of everything minutely. The two paintings have some meaning.

He looked out of the window. It was just a normal lane besides that building. Suddenly, he heard a song, ‘We have just started living…’ The timer has been set in the tape recorder. Everyone dies here within 60 minutes. He pulled out the plug of the tape recorder, but, still, the timer was on.

Again, he looked out of the window as a deaf person. Oh! The glass came down on his right palm. Bloods came out. He opened the tap. Oh! No! It was hot water. There was something wrong with the temperature of the Thermostat. The person who came to check the Thermostat did not came inside.

Mike wanted to check out, but, the door got locked.  The key was of no use anymore. He saw his carbon copy image at the room of the opposite building from his window. He found a Bible book full of blank white pages. The moment he opened the refrigerator to take some drinks, the leader of spirits warned him.

After the death of Katie, the sweet romantic relationship between Michael and Lily became a nightmare for both of them. He powered on the laptop and had an online chat with Lily. Suddenly, the showers of water forced him to shut down his laptop. Mike’s dad told him that ‘Where I am today, you will be.’

The factory owner of Chicago committed suicide. The Waitress of a bar in Los Angeles also committed suicide by jumping out from that same window. He saw his family members in the Television Set. He found a small tunnel upward. He tried to come out from there, but, of no use. 

The Hallucination was at its peak now. He opened his eyes to find himself in the Los Angeles hospital. Lily was sitting in front of her. He wrote everything about the case and went to the courier office to send it to New York. Oh! God! I thought I was out of here. Katie died in his lap for the second time to become ashes.

The telephone rang. Mike got the permission to check out of there. But, being a selfish man, he was not in a mood to check out from there in that fashion. The Hallucination confused him constantly to decide upon which one is real and which one is not.

This time, the real fire broke out there, though it was totally intentional and was need of the hour. The rescue team came in. The leader of the spirits appreciated the talents of Mike. Inside the Dolphin Hotel of the New York City, something started melting. The tape-recorder made Lily believe that Katie came to see him in “1408”.

BANGKOK DANGEROUS !!!

Hey, you! You have four assignments to be completed in Bangkok. Just be ready for it.  In this profession, no one should know who you are and where you are. The moment you land in Bangkok, you will find several agents approaching you with an album of nude girls. If you have enough money in your wallet, any Thai hot chick is readily available for you. Unlike Bangkok, the other parts of Thailand are so poor in economic terms, that the problem of human trafficking is still a major social issue in Thailand. So, you will find so many rural Thai young girls working as bar dancers cum midnight bedroom performers in any of the Bangkok bars, lounges or hotels.

He found Kong, the man who is expert in picking up things from anywhere including the side pockets of a person’s pant also. Kong got a new mobile handset and got his first assignment. After seeing that cross sign on the note, Aom gave him the briefcase. The four-wheeler stopped at the signal for a few seconds. Within those moments, the biker completed his first assignment. To cure a minor bruise in one of his arm, he visited a medicine shop. The girl cannot utter a single word, but her expressions are too sweet to melt a hard-rock heart. Kong wanted to learn all the fighting techniques. His boss became his teacher now.

The second assignment was to take special care of a devil who is involved in human trafficking business. Bathing in the pool of a five –star hotel at midnight is not always safe for you. You may get drowned anytime. He took her for a dinner. The Thai dishes are too hot, but, their special green leaves cool you up, the moment you chew it up. As per the Thailand myth, if the teeth of an elephant points downwards, then it is a sign of bad luck for you. But, the myth does not always work. Thai people really love and respect the elephants as if they are also a part of the human society. Good to see such a great caring attitude towards the elephants.

Love is blind but sometimes, it does remove blindness of a socially moral-blinded person. He threw all the syringes of drugs in the water. The elephant welcomed the move. The deaf and dumb girl proposed him by writing about her feeling in a piece of paper, but, alas, the stains of blood made her heart dumb now.  Being disappointed and frustrated with his bad luck, he tore the picture of that elephant and burnt it down. The next day, they headed towards the floating market. The chase was on with the machine boat. Finally, after lots of actions, the third assignment got completed.

As per Kong, the minister of Thailand is a good man who fights against the corrupted people of the society and always helps the poor Thai people. In this profession, you are neither supposed to ask questions nor can you show any sympathy towards your targets. Either you do this risky assignment and become rich or you just quit from the job and die. The politician of the opposition party of Thailand was in a mood to erase everything in fear of getting caught after a cold-blooded political assassination of his rival. Therefore, Aom had to call Kong in that desolate place, otherwise they would have gang raped her younger sister at gun-point.

Someone informed the Thai police that he is going to kill the minister from that building. Politicians are professional traitors in many a cases. He understood the trap and got out of that building. The killers entered his house to kill him. The intentional bomb blasts saved him. Before going for the final encounter, he went to her house to see her and came out without uttering any word.  True love doesn’t require any verbal expression, but, sometimes, non-verbal expressions are not always enough to know each other well. Kong and Aom have been rescued, but will he survive the heat of anti-socialism in the “BANGKOK DANGEROUS”?

KUNG FU HUSTLE !!!

In the times of economic disorder, the casino clubs grew up like mushrooms in the poorest district of China. Out of all gangs operating in that region, the AXE GANG became more powerful as they were more aggressive and deadlier than other gangs.

There was a small colony where everyone lived as tenants. There was shortage of water in the colony. Every member of the colony had their own profession. The hubby of the landlady was a flirty and funny person. Everyone in that colony used to obey and fear the landlady with a cigarette in her mouth.

One day, a man with his fatty friend came to the colony and claimed themselves as the men of Axe gang. The man tried to frighten everyone. In that process, he threw a burning cracker towards the den of the Axe gang. The battalion of real Axe gang appeared in the scene.

The three fighters of that colony who always maintained a low profile saved the people of that colony from the men of Axe gang. The three fighters had their unique way of fighting Kung Fu. One used his legs. The other one used the rings and the third one used the sticks.

Feeling dejected and humiliated, the leader of the Axe gang called for two special killers to kill those three fighters of the colony. The two killers sat down to play the musical instrument. While playing the musical instrument, they were applying their unique Kung Fu style where invisible swords come out of their hands.

The battle was on. The landlady was also a Kung Fu specialist. She used her screaming power to tackle the enemies. Even her hubby knew Snake-style Kung Fu. But, that was not enough to tackle the Axe gang. In his childhood, the man bought one book of Kung Fu from a book-seller who told him to become a Kung Fu master.

After reading that book of Kung Fu, the little boy tried to save a girl, but failed. After so many years, that little girl grew up and started selling ice-creams. She recognized him after so many years also. Now, the man decided to become the Kung Fu master. The Axe gang completely shattered him.

The landlady and her hubby knew the medication. The butterfly came out from the pupae. The Axe gang was still after him. The villain knew the Frog style Kung Fu to send the man up towards the clouds. The Kung Fu master knew the Buddha Haas Kung Fu, where a fighter comes down from the sky towards the ground with fire.

The man won the fight and got his woman. Later, he had a little son. Again, that book-seller found out a little child and tried to sell the Kung Fu books, but, this time, he showed four books to let this child become a Kung Fu grand master. In mythological China, there is no Newton’s gravitational force, as it is the “KUNG FU HUSTLE.”

ICE AGE !!!

20,000 years back, a baby got lost in the wild icy domain. Sid found it. The humans had their settlements on the other side of the glacier. Diego was after it, but, alas, the Manfred came into his way. The new weird herd decided to return that baby to its parents.

The sweet Pinky attracted everyone to get love and affection from everyone in the herd, especially from Manny. They started their journey. Diego always tried to have his prey but failed to do so. They opted for a shortcut route to reach their destination much faster.

They entered inside the icy cave. Sid looked at the natural museum inside the cave. From little sea-fishes to dinosaurs to a spaceship, everything was there, though it looked very scary. Pinky was a very naughty baby, but, nevertheless, the icy, slippery roller-coaster ride was really a thrilling and entertaining ride for all of them.

They kept on marching and entered another rocky cave where humans used to live. Humans were expert in painting everything on the rocky walls of the cave about whatever they saw. There were the paintings of lions hunting an antelope. Even there was a painting of a mammoth enjoying himself with his family members.

Manfred became emotional and nostalgic too. Actually, humans were barbarians at that ancient age, where they used to hunt mammoth also without considering about the fact that every wild animal also have their own babies, life partners & other family members. Maybe, the hunger in your belly deletes the word, ‘social’ from your brain.

Sid felt the heat under his foot. Manfred and Diego thought that Sid was acting like an attention-seeker only. But, the river of lava welcomed them at the very next moment. Diego understood the meaning of friendship when Manfred saved him by taking risk of his life. Diego also realized the importance of being a part of a herd.

Soto, the leader of his pack, was very much eager to have the prey to have a meal. Diego promised to bring the prey along with a bigger meal. Diego told them to be ready with the large pack. The chilly wind was too chilly for them. They took shelter inside a rocky cave, where, Sid became the Lord of the Flame by rubbing the stones.

Pinky learned to walk by its own. Everyone was so happy to see the baby’s first walk. Manfred and Sid understood the trap of Diego. Diego realized his mistake but he gave respect to the friendship of Manfred and Sid. After all, Diego have learnt the principles of remaining in a herd. In a herd, there is always a unity in diversity.

The man thought that his baby was dead. Only the locket of the baby was there with him. But, what he saw in the very next moment was just amazing. Humans are social animals though in many a times, they don’t act like a social animal. But, sometimes, the wild animals do act socially because they always love and respect their small society even in a very remote wild jungle also. Were they successful in their mission? To know about it, you have to experience the 3D revolution of “ICE AGE”.

BAISHE SRABON !!!

Once upon a time, in the city of joy, people of the lower strata of the society were getting murdered by a serial killer. The Kolkata Police Department in a joint effort with the Special Investigating Team of CID was unable to get any clue about the murderer. Beside every dead body, they found a piece of paper where some famous poetry of renowned writers was written.

The journalist lived with the investigating officer. As usual, too much sweetness in a relationship tastes bitter. So, she went out of her relationship to get some refreshment with her colleague. ‘Jey kota din tumi chiley kaachey…thotey mukhey…legey acho…’ Her male colleague was fully prepared to propose her. But, ironically, some love relationships do not trigger the sexual hormones to commit some sins of extreme fantasies.

There was one time in Bengal, when the eminent writers of the society started protesting against the corrupted system created by the then government ruling in Bengal for several years without focusing on the socio-economic development of the common people of Bengal. The writings of those writers were intentionally banned by labeling it as abusive writings. But, those writers kept on continuing their ‘Hunger Revolution.’

There was a fire in the Kolkata Book Fair. It was not an accident. The writer was the mastermind behind it. All doubts were on Rafiq, the serial killer, who was in the same jail with the writer. The lady went with her colleague to take his interview, but all went in vain. The Police Department had no other choice than to take the help of a suspended cop who had a strong network and knowledge about all types of criminals in Kolkata.

If you are once a cop, then your mentality will always remain as a cop. But, that mentality can also transform a cop into a demon, when the addiction of killing the criminals starts dominating on your intelligent brain. There are loopholes in every crime investigating system, but, you have to change the system by remaining within the system, otherwise, you are inviting your enemies to invade your castle of honesty, dedication and sincerity.

The cop lost his family members as a political victim. In Bengal, as a cop, if you don’t know the art of becoming a puppet of the ruling MLAs, then your family members may have to face the fire of the heinous politics. On the other hand, the writer was too depressed to hear that his writings were rejected by the publisher. There is a common factor; the death dates of all the eminent writers.

On that night, they tracked the suspect, but it was someone else. Was it Shankar or Kanai? The lady journalist came back to his life again. In this modern age, Whisky is healthier than Bournvita! After all; alcohol is the drink of confession. They found the writer’s dead body in his house. Was it a suicide or a cold-blooded murder? ‘Ekbaar bol…nei keu nei…tor keu nei…’ Just hang on! The case is still unsolved. ‘Gabheere Jaao…aro gabheere.. .’

The Police Department awarded him, but mentally he was prepared to get a reward from himself only. It was his sweet revenge to come back again by applying his unique strategies. That day was the death anniversary of Rabindranath Tagore. As per the trend, the serial killer had to murder someone on “BAISHE SRABON”, featuring Prasenjit, Gautam Ghosh, Parambrata, Raima Sen, Abir and others.

DUM MAARO DUM !!!

You are selected for studying in the University, but, sorry, your financial aid has not been approved. Naa aaye ho…naa aaogey, sham ki karaari chaaye…tum gaye ho kyon, raat baaki hain….Just enroll yourself to the world of sex and drugs, we will approve your financial aid. The bag is having the real thing though it is hidden in such a modern fashion that it could hardly be detected.

Way back, down the memory lane, the cop lost his beloved one as he was very dynamic in raiding all the sex and drug rackets in Goa. As usual, that cop has now become a deadly tiger. The culprit got caught and sent to the jail. Around 5 years back, there was a singer who used to sing ‘Te Amo’ (I Love you), with the tagline that if you fall in love, then truth may become false and vice-versa according to the situation. The air-hostess got arrested but there was a plane crash on the runway that exists inside that lover’s heart.

The boss of the racket was tensed and scared of that cop. The cop was in a mood to do the final encounter on that night. The air-hostess has been murdered and thrown at a beach, though before that she apologized and got some refreshment from her lover. Can you hear the song? Aaj mere liye train ka chain kheech raha hain…kaal mera skirt khichega…khichega ki naahi?…well…well…sometimes the skirts are so small, that you don’t really need to pull it down further. Jokes apart, the encounter has begun.

Oh! No! Are you people shocked to see the brutal truth inside that car? Dear friends, welcome to India. In India, very often you will find the protectors as predators. There is a myth that every story should have a happy ending, but if that story is based on a real life story, then you have to digest the brutal truth. The boss of the cop has been murdered by the singer. Have you read the headlines of any Goan newspaper? A man’s dead body has been found at the beach. Is it not the dead body of that boss of the racket?

The student luckily got back to the mainstream; maybe it is lady luck as he has a very lovely and pretty girlfriend. If you are in Goa, please try to protect yourself from sex of foreign chicks and deadly drugs, otherwise, you will keep on singing and experiencing the sensation of “DUM MAARO DUM”, which features Abhishek Bacchan, Bipasha Basu, Aditya Pancholi and others.

THE LAST SAMURAI !!!

Both of them performed their duties. One apologized for his deeds and the other died the death of a martyr. Why the man has entered into that village is a big question mark but that mystery was more than enough to keep him alive and that too in her house.

Slowly and steadily, the curiosity between the two warriors increased for each other. They started the conversation, though not in a very warm mood, but, still the warriors felt that they are the born-warriors. The sweet lady knew the killer of her hubby but still she was so caring to him.

The stranger was surprised to see the discipline and dedication among these villagers to protect their village from the enemies. This discipline, courage, hard-work and dedication helped them to create a concept of a superior warrior in Japan which is popularly known as ‘Samurai’.

The Samurai and their men always used to run a parallel government as the poor people always used to have more faith on these warriors. In 1876, Japan was virtually ruled by the Americans. The Japanese government also wanted an end of the Samurai rule. The American troops added fire to the fuel.

He had full faith on his Highness but the Emperor was himself a little puppet at the hands of the General. He refused to surrender that special sword and vowed to fight back as the Japanese government was in no mood to accept the demands of those poor people.

The war has begun. If you have the brains, then you can utilize only 3000 soldiers to kill around 1,00,000 soldiers. All was going well, but the American & Japanese allied forces had the upgraded technologies. The modern cannons were too much for those real traditional warriors.

Young generation of each nation should know where from their culture came, who were their ancestors? Unless you respect your own tradition, you cannot respect your motherland. Like India, Japan is also a fantastic traditional nation with its own unique civilization. Japanese government forcefully murdered the Samurai culture in 1877, but the Mother Japan is still proud of “THE LAST SAMURAI”, which features Tom Cruise and others.

THE MASK !!!

The banker used to live in a rented house with a little dog. He was fond of weekend parties and hot chicks. One day, a hot customer visited his office. According to him, the design of his tie resembled power. The customer wanted a confirmation whether his carrot is as powerful as the design of his tie. The lens of the camera was focused on the target. The villain started making the plan of a bank robbery, though he had internal rivalry with his boss.

On a dark night, someone got a mask. It used to work at nights only like a magnet. It attracted him and he became a joker to rock the party where the bombshell was performing. How can she forget that deep kiss? The villain became jealous. Who robbed the bank?  In the next morning, the cop visited his house again, though there was no proof against him. The reporter loved him. Is it really a love or just a trap for the nicest guy in the town?

The doctor wrote a book about the masks that we wear. Is it just a fiction or does it have some resemblance with the real life. Stanley failed to prove because it does not work at daytime. Finally, the cop got a glimpse of that joker while he was trying to kiss her at a park. The entire police force was ready to shoot him, but, alas, the joker started dancing like Michael Jackson and all the cops started shaking their body parts. The reporter gave a lift to the banker.

The villain got the mask to become a demon and he killed his rival at a casino. He was in the jail. The hot customer came to see him. Had he got another one minute, he would have enjoyed her deep kiss as an original Stanley only. The woman’s life was in danger. The doggy became successful in climbing up that wall to reach his master. The master tactfully masterminded his doggy to snatch the key from the guard.

The bomb was set to explode after 9.57 minutes. The demon wanted to kiss her but his tongue was like that of a reptile. With frustration, the demon removed the mask and started the deep kiss. The woman gave a kick at the mask. The doggy received it because he had the practice of snatching the flying-disc which used to be thrown by his master. The mask attracted the dog. The doggy became ferocious and started ruling the show till his master removed the mask. Now, it was turn for the joker.

The joker came and rescued his beloved one. After all, the mask always used to express one’s internal desires publicly. Will the villain get the desired punishment? The mask was thrown into the sea water and the colleague of the banker tried to take it, but the doggy was sharp enough to have a strict vigilance on that regard. Will the banker get the deep kisses from her beloved hot customer as an original Stanley? To get the answer of this question, you have to watch “THE MASK” of Greene & Diaz.