SIVAJI - THE BOSS !!!

Still some of the eminent economists of the world believe that without a fair percentage of inflation, the world economy cannot prosper. The more you spend, the more you are creating the opportunity for the people lying in the lower half of the economies to generate more money for the global economy. But, there has to be a limit of inflation. A very poor country cannot afford to have inflation more than 5%. A developed country can still afford to have at most an inflation of 16%, but a developing country will start having ‘Economic Ashtma’ if the inflation in their country go beyond 12.9%. Why this inflation takes place? It is only because of the fact that the supply of money increases. So, indirectly, in mere theoretical terms, inflation can be defined as the number of times the supply of money increases than the actual demand of it. When the inflation increases, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. As a net result, there is a huge economic gap. Who fills up that gap? It is filled by the government of that nation in collaboration with IMF and World Bank to keep the global economy in control. As a net result, the fiscal deficits of some nations keep on increasing. When the diseases of fiscal deficit and corruption in credit policy become a contagious disease like H1N5 virus, then all the super economies of the world turns reddish to prove that the global economy is in economic recession which may very shortly lead to great depression.

One man of Tamil Nadu started investigating the real cause of inflation in our country. In a very short time, he found out that black money of our Indian businessmen is the real cause of inflation. The Swiss Bank is a corrupted bank which provokes the businessmen all over the world to invest their black money in this Switzerland Bank. But before spreading the tentacles on Swiss Bank, Mr. Sivaji started to spare the rod in Tamil Nadu only. Mr. Adi, a famous businessman cum notorious criminal of Tamil Nadu gave 50% of his black money to Sivaji to remain safe from Income Tax raids. Sivaji found out that around 20 million USD black money are there only in Tamil Nadu. Then, imagine what amount of black money is there in India. Is the Income Tax department of India sleeping or is it that they are yet to get proper investigating support from the CBI (Central Bureau of Investigation), as some CBI officials have become a puppet in the hands of some corrupted Indian politicians. Sivaji even contacted the NRI businessmen of USA and got their black money transferred in the ‘Sivaji Foundation’ accounts in Deutshe and ABN AMRO Bank.

Vidhyabharati loved Sivaji but she had so much believe in those superstitious ‘Janam Kundli’ that she was skeptical about marrying him. But, the maternal uncle of Sivaji was smart enough to give a great idea to Sivaji. The train was approaching towards him. He was about to die, but, Vidyabharati came to his rescue by waving the red colored cloth of her body. All the auditors, accountants and the jobless persons were invited by Sivaji. A section of them promised to help him in collecting all the black money. Those who were not interested were called inside the office room. After some banging bargaining and negotiations, the injured men promised to help Sivaji. All the poor people also joined Sivaji because they had belief in the functioning of ‘Sivaji foundation’, which ran like a parallel private government in Tamil Nadu. The ‘Sivaji Foundation’ started functioning in Madurai district after giving real treatment to the Panchayat and BDO officers in the office room of Sivaji.

All the politicians of Tamil Nadu were jealous of Sivaji because of his parallel private government. Poor people were getting free medication in Sivaji foundation hospitals. They were getting free education in the Sivaji foundation schools. Ultimately, the poor people got their real caring government in the form of ‘Sivaji Foundation’. Adi targeted the weak point of Sivaji. As a wife, Vidyabharati wanted to save her beloved hubby. She had no other choice. But, the laptop of Sivaji had a great computer programming with the Japanese voice-recognition technology. The constable gave him the rice plate with the mobile handset inside the heap of rice. He saw all the MMS clips and send one copy to the doctor. The doctor understood the plan and saved him at the last moment after he took the electrical shock intentionally.

After the death of Sivaji, the NRI friend of him, Mr. Amitabh Bacchan took the charge of ‘Sivaji Foundation’. The bald headed Bacchan performed the same skills with the coin in front of Adi. Adi smelled the rat. He promised to give him all his black money, but alas, the Amitabh had some other plans. One of the students in the nearby school got his capitation fee and Adi was unable to take his coin with him on his journey to hell. Arrey, Munna, the wild boars come in herds to fight but the Royal Bengal Tiger comes alone to hunt his enemies. That’s why; Royal Bengal Tiger is the national animal of India. After collecting all the black money from all the corrupted Indian businessmen and politicians, Sivaji surrendered in front of CBI for a mere punishment of 6 months jail. The ‘Sivaji foundation’ kept on performing its social work for the poor and down-trodden people of India. It was not confined within Tamil Nadu only. The NGO opened its branches all over India. The modern India became an economic superpower of the world to be listed under G-10 countries of the world under the efficient administration of the Hindu Hindustani Hero, “SIVAJI – THE BOSS”.

KAILASHEY KELENKAARI !!!

Recently, the numbers of air crashes have increased in India due to poor aviation infrastructures and callous attitude of Indian Aviation Ministry. Suman, the news anchor of Star Ananda TV News Channel read the confirmed information that all the 158 passengers have died in the recent plane crash at Siddiqpur.

Siddheswar Bose gave the news that Mr. Silverstine died in that plane crash but not that precious object. They were late by 1 hour; otherwise, they could have collected it from that site. A tyre puncture took place. While sitting outside a tea shop, Mr. Bose confirmed that Jayanta also went to that site.

Everyone was interested to go to Aurangabad. Some people went in train and some went in flight. They booked a house in MSDC lodge of Aurangabad. Subhankar is a professor of Arts and Geology in Michigan University. He came here to observe Ellora caves and write a book on it.

Recently, vandalism has increased in India. The Indian government is not taking strict steps to stop smuggling of important historical statues of ancient India to western countries. The word ‘Vandal’ came from the Roman age. When the Romans used to destroy all the beautiful things while conquering the territories, they were known as vandals. Mr. Jatayu brought a small military bomb with him. It was gifted to him by one of his fans.

Next day, they started their journey towards Ellora Caves. Ellora Caves is just 35 Km from Aurangabad. On their way, they saw a fort in Daulatabad which was constructed under the order of the King Muhammad Bin Tughluq. The road towards Ellora caves is really a fascinating one. Thanks to the Maharashtra government for taking utmost care towards their state tourism department. A cameraman of National Geographic TV Channel, a history professor of City College of Kolkata and an artist were also going to visit the Ellora caves. In Aurangabad, there is a mini duplicate of Taj Mahal, which was constructed under the order of the King Azam Shah.

Ellora caves have total 32 caves with the famous Kailash temple inside the cave no. 16. These caves were created in and around 700 AD under the reign of Krishna III, a famous king of the Rashtrakutas dynasty. The Rastrakutas were a famous dynasty of the ancient South India like the Pallavas and the Cholas. The entire Ellora cave was created by cutting down a hill in a very artistic fashion. In that time of ancient India, the quality of Indian arts and sculpture was just superb and that’s why, still the people from all over the world visit India to see the historical places of ancient India.

One should walk a mile after dinner so that the food gets digested very easily. In the midnight, someone flashed torchlight inside the Rakhit’s room. Some secret works were going on inside the Ellora caves at midnight. Mr. Bose saw someone. Next day, Sam Wilson, the owner of an Art Gallery in USA was complaining about a fried egg to Chattraj. Mr. Mitter was smart enough to understand the smell of that fried egg. Rupa, a local model came to that location to shoot for an ad for Senco Jewellers. The shooting got cancelled because someone committed suicide in that location.

The Lodge Manager and Sub Inspector Ghote promised to help Pradyosh Mitter. The room of Tapesh Ranjan and Lalmohan babu was searched by an unknown person. The sukto curry ordered by the Allahabadi Bengali was not bad at all. Just before that moment, a detective caught another detective who was travelling with Sam Wilson. The cameraman of National Geographic Channel gave the news that a vandal had been arrested. The Chattaraj found a piece of paper in his room, which was not written by Jatayu but by Feluda.

The instruction came from Mr. Mitter that his assistant and the writer friend should reach the cave no. 15 at 5 AM and after waiting there for 5 minutes they should come to the south-east block of its upper storey. The detective caught the murderer of Subhankar. This time, no one can block the promotion of Sub-Inspector Ghote, the Kolkata boy. The Raja-Rani temple of Bhubaneswar is also renowned all over the world for the ancient Indian statues kept inside it. At last, the case of “KAILASHEY KELENKAARI” got resolved.

JAI BABA FELUNATH !!!

Once upon a time, Pradyosh Mitter, Tapas Mitter and Lalmohan Ganguly went to spend their holidays in Varanasi. They stayed in ‘Kolkata lodge’ of Varanasi. Varanasi was also known as Kasi, the land of 33 million temples of Hindu Gods and Goddesses. Varanasi is basically a holy place for the Hindus. Every year, millions of Hindu devotees come here to take a holy dip in the River Ganges. In the ghats of Varanasi, you can see many hermits who are preaching about Hindu mythology, philosophy and lifestyles to their respective devotees.

Pradyosh, Tapas and Lalmohan had to share a ‘four single bedded’ room with a body-builder. He was Mr. Bagchi. His biceps were around 17.5 inches. He also gave some knowledge about triceps and quadriceps to Mr. Jatayu. In the Varanasi ghat, they saw the ‘Machli Baba’ (Fishy Hermit). The Lodge manger said that the local devotees of Varanasi are of the opinion that the hermit crossed the Ganges to reach the Ghat. The hermit used to give the dried skin pieces of the fishes to his devotees. Beside the hermit, there were women who were singing Hindu hymns. Mr. Felu rightly spotted a cheap tattoo on the hermit’s body with the help of his binocular. Umakanto Ghoshal also came to visit the Machli Baba and got introduced to Pradyosh Mitter through the lodge manager. Umakanto wanted a help from Mr. Mitter.

Next day, Mr. Mitter visited the ‘Ghoshal Villa’. The grandfather of Umakanto was hearing the gramophone. Rukminikumar was playing games with the pigeons on the terrace of that villa. The Senior Ghoshal assigned a job to Feluda. Bikash was the caretaker of that house. Actually, his father was the colleague of the senior Ghoshal. After his father’s death, he was living in this house. Captain Spark loved riddles. Mr. Ruku loved stamp collecting and painting too. Who was Raxit and Gandaria in this case was yet to be solved, but, the sparking boy gave a hint, ‘The object is with the African King, otherwise, it will go to Atlantis.’ The Mitter had to prove that his brain is his greatest weapon.

Someone invited him but he insisted to visit that place with two other persons also. The three musketeers visited his den. The businessman requested him to stay away from this case by taking 2000 bucks. But, he refused to accept the bribe. Someone fired from the ventilator, but luckily he missed the target. Arjun was a knife thrower. He displayed a fantastic circus by keeping the uncle standing in front of a knife-throwing board. The Jatayu was still alive and Mr. Mitter promised to take the revenge.

Mr. Bagchi got a piece of paper in his bed, where it was written ‘Saabdhan’. The Bagchi decided to leave Varanasi as it was a place of notorious criminals. Bagchi had good biceps, triceps and quadriceps but he used to regard his body as a temple like Michelangelo considered the statue of ‘David’ as a work of art. Pradyosh confirmed that the threat was for him but not for Bagchi. Therefore, the people of Bengali club should see the ‘Biswasree’ temple instead of ‘Biswanath’ temple in Varanasi.

Shoshi, the idol-maker cum artist was busy in creating the idol of Goddess Durga. No matter, wherever a Bengali stays; whether in Bengal or outside, he always participates and performs the Durga Puja. The Durga idol was ready for the Durga Puja festival at the ‘Ghoshal Villa’. The lanes of Varanasi are dark and haunted in the evening. The bulls and cows are everywhere in the lanes of Varanasi. In that haunted evening, the three musketeers were walking through a lane of Varanasi. They found Shoshi. Somebody pierced a knife at Shoshi’s back. Before dying, Shoshi uttered a Bengali word.

On Saturday evening or night, there was no program schedule for ‘Akhtari’ Ghazal songs in Lucknow Radio center. Then what was he listening to? Meghraj saw him and later utilized him to do the job. But, Bikash did a blunder by telling about Shoshi to him. Inspector Tiwary of Allahabad promised any kind of help to Feluda. The Mitter found the hidden place of Mirchi Baba. The next morning, Maganlal was stunned to see a fishy ‘Mirchi Baba’. The detective got the 3 inch ‘Ganesh’ statue as his reward cum commission and the fans of Satyajit Ray shouted, “JAI BABA FELUNATH”.

NO ENTRY

Prem is fond of falling in prem with almost every hot and beautiful girl. Kishan wants to play like a Kishan Kanaiah. Sunny always waits for a bright sunny day of love. Puja is fond of doing puja of her naughty hubby, who is a natural actor. Kajol always doubts on her hubby and keeps on weeping, that is why, she uses kajol in her eyes. Sanjana never leaves any stone unturned to chase any anjaana person. Bobby is hotter than the Raj Kapoor’s and Rishi Kapoor’s bobby.

As per the law, no one can use a camera inside the airport. The Parrot talks as per the instruction of his master and the master dances with the money. The life of a man becomes hell after marriage. He starts feeling like a robot. In the morning, he goes to the office, then at the evening he comes back home, then in the midnight the same vibration takes place in the same position for 10-15 minutes, and then he goes to sleep. There has to be some solution to solve this problem.

Jannat is the synonym of Paradise. God created Eve for Adams to commit sin. But, when that sin becomes a regular exercise, it really sucks the mind of Adams. If one woman is sucking your life, then you enjoy your life by sucking another woman. That is the main mantra of life. If the road of love is very long and bumpy, then take the short cut route to reach your destination of ultimate romance. So, say no to ‘Namastey’ from now on and just hug me tight and hard in your arms, baby.

Committing suicide is a sin and that too when someone loves you very badly. Champak of Champa may have died, but Sunny is still alive to see the hot sunshine. 2 lacs INR is a very good amount for her to test the sexual abilities of a married man. She came into this profession out of compulsion. Money is required for a severe medical operation and how can the kind-hearted Prem live without helping her with that financial assistance. Lord Krishna once said that there is no harm in telling a lie, if it serves good for mankind. So, just eat the sweets.

After saving him from a rock-cliff by using the chain of panties, she has fallen in love. Guest houses are constructed for these kinds of items only. The Editor, who lost his two legs, is a very egoistic person. But, Kishan acts like Lord Krishna on every month by providing lump sum money to his wife. Shopping mall is a very dangerous place to visit with a woman, who is not your wife, because your wife is also fond of walking on the floors of City Center.

If you forget to give money to your wife, then it can backfire. Women are always scared of cockroaches. Girlfriend can be kicked out, but not the wife, even if it is false also. Best Couple awards should be given to that couple, where a man works at daytime and the woman works at midnight. Raids in the hotel rooms can be sometimes very much advantageous for an entertaining woman, as she can get full freedom from the harassment of Policemen.

Mauritius is a very good place for honeymoon, but not for the cross-connection and foursome with a highest common factor. A wife should meet another man’s wife, who allows her hubby to spend midnight with other hot chicks. Who is the brother and who is the hubby is a very trivial question to answer inside a 5-star hotel, because it follows the age-old concept of Kamasutra:- ‘Din mein Bhaaiyan aur Raat ko Saaiyaan’. The twin brothers always laugh, but are very intelligent enough to find the answer of their curious questions.

If you add too much gas inside a balloon, it is bound to burst and if you confess your guilt in front of a wrong person, then it is similar to committing suicide. Before you can successfully implement the idea of divorce, your wife may courier you the divorce papers well in advance, after all, a women take hasty decisions. Prem, the love guru is expert in batting like Sachin Tendulkar, but, alas, he did a hit-wicket, by ignoring the Puja.

The Rock Cliff became a Hanging Garden of Comedy and Drama. All the three bad boys promised to become good boys. They were playing beach-volley and hugged their respective wives. While hugging their wives, how can they ignore the dusky, mild-fatty, hot and sizzling body of the Sameera Reddy of Hyderabad? Be Positive, yaar, because Men are Men and will be Men, as they always dare to cross the signboard of “NO ENTRY”, which features Salman Khan, Anil Kapoor, Fardeen Khan, Bipasha Basu, Lara Dutta, Celina Jaitley, Esha Deol and others.