Saturday, December 26, 2020

STREE !!!

'Tomaader konta aasol, konta nakol, konta sudhui jabar dakhol, tomraa nijeyi jaanona.' Sitapati was from Murshidabad ! 'Tomaake taahole aami saala bolte paari.' Balaram felt disappointed. 'Tomaake abaar eikhaneyi firey aaste hobe.' Madhab Dutta used to enjoy his life on his own terms. 'Maal khele tumi abaar naro naaki !' Signatures after signatures in Sarkar Babu's bills. The lawyer got the Power of Attorney for court cases. 'Tin er basti teh asthadashi !' Even Sangsar Babu was fooling Karta Babu. 'Ekadashi r ashtadashi !' 'Sudhu dekhe jaao.' The cameraman is a good singer too ! 'Khirki theke singhaduaar, ei tomaader prithibi, er baaire jagat ache, tomraa maanona.' 

Oi Camerababu ke se je ekhano bhalobaashe. A widow of around 20 years ! 'Taa se jato ee kaalo hok naa se, amar bhalo legechey; oi sundari je amaaye ghol khaaiye chereche.' Chobi tolaa r daak poreche ! Purono prem er byatha, mon e pore kato katha. 'Sakkhi thaakuk banalata; basanta eka ese firey galo.' Mrinmoyee of Mitra family felt nostalgic. 'Purush maanush er abaar oto bhoy kiser !' Why Minu was not happy ? 'Rajrani sejey ami bandi hoy roilaam, kintu amaar Raja paaini.' Minu told everything to her lover. 'Aami mukti chaai.' Can love be bought by money ? 'Jamon saapini ke posh maanaaye ojha.'
'Sabai apnaake thokacche.' 

Ohe Sitapati, eso tobe Ratna Bai er aasor e, dekhe jaao, aasol ruchi kaare kahe. 'Hazaar taaka r jhaarhbaati taa, raat taake je din koreche; mejaaz taai toh aasol Raja, aami Raja noy.' Who scolded Sitapati on that night and why ? As per whose order, who had to stay back ? 'Adhikaar toh tumi swecchaye tyaag korecho.' 'Tumi kintu sweekar korle, je tumi tomaar swaami ke bhalobaaste chaao.' 'Madhab Dutta bazaar er meye aar baari r bou e der ke, ek nazar e dekhena.' 'Aasoley lok taa chele maanush.' Who gave birth to a baby boy ? After 15th August 1947, who got released from the jail ? Whose son was Vrindavan ? Who followed Aruna's brother towards heaven to know the real answer from "STREE" ?

Sunday, November 29, 2020

FOREVER STRONG !!!

'Are you ready or not ?' 'Team is the star here, not any individual.' 'Never do anything wrong to embarrass yourself, your team and your family.' A case of drunk driving ! Welcome to the juvenile correction center at Wasatch. Learning to listen requires a lot of discipline. Again some fights ! As per the orders from Marcus, Bingham kept strict vigilance on Rick. Clean up all the toilets everyday, dude. Tami is not responding to any of his calls. Marcus suggested something to Rick after observing that Rick knows how to play Rugby. Positive evaluations from Marcus can get him out of there quite earlier than expected. 

Coach Gelwix wanted him in his Highland Rugby Team. 'I know Rugby'. 'Ok, let's see.' Kurt became his friend to motivate him further. Rick started to realize that it is not only about sports but sportsman spirit too where a sportsperson must have a disciplined life with a social responsibility. Ego must go away as a coach understands in which position, a player is best suited to play, to play a trick against the opponent team. 'Rugby is a man's game.' Rick started to like Emily. What happened to Kurt ? Larry told Rick about the Champion squad of 1986. 'Dad, you also used to play for Highland.' Richard wanted his son to play for Flagstaff. 

Lars and Marty became jealous on Rick as he was becoming more loyal to the Highland team. What was more important for the Penning family, a well behaved disciplined son, or just a trophy of Rugby Championship ? In the USA Rugby Championship of High School level, both Highland and Flagstaff teams were in the final. Why was Quentin not allowed to play in the final match ? The cold war between father and son do exists sometimes, but, forgiveness is the best policy in these cases. Lars and Marty were also hungry to win the match for Flagstaff. Richard gave Rick the final motivation not as his former coach but as a dad. 

Finally, in 21 years, for the 16th time, the Highland Rugby team won the final match. Griggs had to have a bath now as Larry Gelwix rightly said, 'It is the best bath ever.' To become a champion team, you surely need a coach who motivates all his players to become a champion both in their personal and professional arena. When all the players get the self confidence and hunger in their belly to become champions again and again, their team is bound to become a champion team. Never ever forget the winning tradition of your ancestors and the universal mantra, which is 'Kia Kaha'; "FOREVER STRONG".

Sunday, November 15, 2020

BAGHINI !!!

'Tor jonnyo Rajputtur ekhan kothay khuje paai.' Banka Khuro was concerned about her daughter's marriage. Bairagi Daa had some idea about Durga's future dreams. 'Jakhan daaklo baanshi, takhan Radha jaabe Yamuna e.' Durga's father expired ! 'Ekta perek futey giyechilo.' Durga was against the local alcohol manufacturing business, but, was surprised to see a swadeshi leader in this business. A new Inspector took the charge. 'Ei seyi bikhyato Balai Sanyal !' Malina misses that lover of college days in that professional police husband. 'Jahaa chaai, tahaa bhool koriya chaai; aar jahaa paai, tahaa naahi chaai.' 

Poverty ruins everything and brings tragedy. Durga became a staff of Chiranjib's business. Both Kesta and Bhola became informers of police as they both want to marry Durga. But, Durga liked her Chira Daa. 'O Kokila, tore sudhaai re.' The MLA Sridhar sprinkled salts on Chiranjib's wounds. 'Kamala r kono khoj raakhish.' Budhai understood Jata's plan regarding Beena. 'Aami mon niye ki morbo naaki seshe; kalankini holaam aami, mar na tui bhalobeshe.' Beena had no chance to return back ! The man came on a bicycle to take Durga back home from the temple ! 'Chul gulo khule rekhechish kano !' Chiranjib started to have some soft corner towards Durga. 

A meeting in Balai's cabin ! 'Aapni ki bhebhechilen, je ekdin aapni abgaari daroga hoben.' 'Mitthey badnaam diley, sabaar ee kharaap laage, Sir.' Malina used to respect their relationship. 'Oder samparke kono paap neyi.' Durga refused to go to her maternal uncle's house. 'Kiser bhoy !' 'Nazarbandi kore raakhbe.' 'Jodi o rajani pohaalo tobu o, diwas o kano je elo na, elo na.' Durga is in love ! 'Bhalobeshe jodi mori, se o bhalo, ghar bendhe jodi mori, aaro bhalo.' Guli got beaten up unnecessarily. Malina's words directly targeted at Chiranjib's conscience. Balai played a trick to allow Chiranjib, an open field to fall in the trap. 'Ekta fauzdaari mamla e faasate hobe.' 'E paap amaake bandho korteyi hobe.'

Durga felt disappointed as her Choth Thakur failed to understand her love. 'O Radhe, tui thomke geli kano, cholte giye paa er kaanta bnidhlo buk e jano.' Is the priest also an informer of police ? 'Haath e Narayan royeche, mitthey katha bolbona.' To whom did Chiranjib give Rs. 2000 for their marriage. Who identified the girl ? 'O toh madh dhoreni, Baro Babu, o amaake dhoreche.' Who murdered Bhola ? Durga's Chhot Thakur came to Balai's cabin. 'Ami kintu chesta korechilam.' Quite late, but, he understood what Durga actually wants. 'Ekta notun jeeban firey pacchi aamra, taar tulonaa e, ei kota bachar, ki emon beshi !' Who got married to "BAGHINI"? 

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

BRAHMMODWAITYO !!!

'Apnaar niyati ke aapni mene nin.' Fantasy ! 'Jaa dilaam'. Thanks for buying a product with just Rs. 999/- only from www.buyaghost.com. Audiobook ! A round shaped 'Laxmanrekha' ! Activation takes time ! 'AC chalaateyi hobena.' 'Tui tokaari korben naa.' No lemon, no problem, do the experiment with an apple. No greedy wishes please ! Liverpool won the match ! Who got the promotion ?

'Apnaar asonno mrityu r jonnyo prostut thaakun.' The stone was earlier kept in whose aquarium ? Strong will power only is more than enough. Who is Bibhuti Mukhopadhyay ? A call came from the customer care of which company ? Who created a new record after 150 years ? What gift has already been delivered as a prize ? Shononi bujhi, je bot gaachey thaake "BRAHMMODWAITYO".

Thursday, August 20, 2020

DETECTIVE !!!

'Nijaswo matamat prakash korbaar jonnyo chaai swadhinata.' 'Vande Mataram.' Arunabha motivated the freedom fighters to take the sweet revenge. 'Jaara desh er shatru, taader ke maarteyi hobe.' 'Biplab er jonnyo chaai sannyasi r mon aar sainik er karmotatparota'. Mahimchandra was searching for a very complex and thrilling case. 'Sandeho koraa taa amaar swabhaab.' 'Watson noy Huthason'. 'Gobheer jol er maach dekhecho kakhano.' 

Whom you suspect, may not be a criminal ! 'Ki dhorte esechilen aar ki dhorlen.' 'Apni ki aangti barabar ulto koreyi poren.' 'Tomaar naam howaa uchit chilo Chagallal.' The murder of Bhupati made the case very interesting. Sneho understood everything about Sudhamukhi. 'Pyaach er por pyaach, bhaanjh er por bhaanjh.' Manmatha failed to forget her lover. 'Ei maagi taake apnaar kon kaaje laagbe, Babu ?' 'O aaj theke amaar premika.' Ear poisoning worked well. 

'Neeti ke o paristhiti r parakhasthaaye jachaai kore nitey hoy.' 'Jujutsu !' Who gunned down Gopal ? 'Jaak ge, choley gache jaak, ei besh bhalo hoyechey, Watson !' Who fired a bullet at Nishipadma Poddar ? 'Apnaake jato dekhchi, tato taak legey jacche, Babu.' Finally, a thrilling case solved with lots of mental satisfaction. 'Ke swadeshi, ke bideshi, ami chini naa, ami sudhu criminal der chini, kaaron ami ekjon "DETECTIVE."'

Monday, May 25, 2020

HURRICANE HUNTER !!!

Mother Nature creates the best THRILLERS; don't judge the films only by seeing its TRAILERS. 'Josephine' was coming and Leah was ready for it. 'You face death in order to feel safe !' 'Nobody knows what the wind is going to do.' A nightmare of her childhood still haunts her. 'Trapped in the storm, trapped by the past, you can't escape.' A psychologist tried to understand her psychology. 'So when you think of their dance, what do you feel ?' 'What do lillies mean to you ?' The Director of the National Storm Center gave an order. 'That's why, we are evacuating.' 'Nolinor' flight reached the point of exploration. 'In the eye of a level 5 hurricane at 1,100 feet !' 

'A storm at a speed of 74 miles per hour is known as a Hurricane.' Steve died in the plane. 'They have lost one crew member.' Mr. McGraw gave the order to evacuate Corpus Cristi but Josephine was marching towards Jacksonville Beach. Eli analyzed the images sent by Leah. '200 miles per hour, that's the level five. Its big.' What happened to Tommy ? 'There is a reporter in that plane.' Ryan is not having a good relationship with his wife and his daughter, Sara has a boyfriend ! Ben's wife was pregnant. Henry suffered an injury in his eyes. 'We are in the eye.' The tussle with Mr. McGraw continued. 'We have found the vortex of the eye at 2,700 feet.' 'You are evacuating the wrong city.' 

Ryan understood Leah's mental pain. 'Do you feel guilty; because you survived !' Eli threatened to take some actions against the Director. 'Let me know if you change your mind.' Finally, McGraw gave the order to evacuate Jacksonville. Jessica delivered a baby. Ryan executed Henry's instructions quite well in the pilot seat. Sara was safe and 'Nolinor' also landed safely. The reporter got a story and a lover too. 'When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into your very soul.' Mr. Stewart was able to bring a change in Miss Kaplan's mindset, because, once upon a time, a storm brought so much shock, anxiety and anger in her CHARACTER; that she became a "HURRICANE HUNTER".

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

CYCLONE (1978) !!!

'The weather is going to be bad.' 'Have faith in God !' A mismatch of 'Demand' and 'Supply' which puts the word, 'Survival' at stake can transform any human to become a demon. After getting the message from the meteorological department, all coastal guards and disaster management team members have been put on high alert. 'No fishermen to venture out in the sea.' The pilots were facing troubles. 'We are losing altitudes, May Day, May Day.' The fishermen lost all the fishes they caught due to huge sea waves. 'I will take you to the Island where you can see beautiful coral reefs.' But, Mother Nature was in a furious mood. One tourist was vomiting and fell from the tourist boat and died. The plane crashed and the passengers were floating on the sea with the help of their life jacket. 

The Mother Nature became calm but in the middle of the sea, the struggle for survival continued.  Fish was their only food. 'We will eat it raw.' 'Water to be rationed.' Fishermen, flight passengers and tourists were all now in the same boat. 'What good will a thousand dollars do here; water is the treasure here.' The dog got killed and its meat got used as a bait. 'At last, some foods here.' 'Thanks to Christmas.' 'Push ! Push !' Monica delivered her third baby on the boat. Everyone took that baby in their own lap once. A man died and a portion of his flesh was used as a bait to catch fishes. A shark got the smell of the human flesh as a bait. The fishing rod got drowned in the sea due to that shark. No fishing rod, no food ! 

Another man died. They decided to eat that dead man's flesh to survive. A priest protested but the hungry people were too hungry to consider about any conscience. 'Cannibalism existed even before the mankind started.' 'Where was your God when Santiago died ?' 'A human flesh has all the protiens to let us survive.' They dried up the human flesh and ate them for survival. The leader of the fishermen utilized his small boat to find out any land. A ship rescued them. They fought for drinking water and the boat got drowned due to a leakage. The aircraft rescued those people who were alive after the attacks from the sharks. So many people died due to a sudden "CYCLONE".

PAK PAK PAKAAK !!!

Shraddha biswaas baadabtaat aani bheetimuley andhashradhha baadtaat. Once upon a time in the nearby forest of a village, there existed a ghost. After any bad incident, the villagers used to blame it on the ghost. 'Bhutyacha krodha !' But, humans must fear nature, otherwise, these humans will themselves destroy this planet Earth. 'Jeevan sundara aahe.' Chiklu was the naughtiest boy of that village. He lost his parents but his grandmother looked after him. There is not a single day when his grandmother has not heard complaints about him. Due to the pressure from the villagers, no one was maintaining friendship with Chiklu, except Saalu. 

One day, the school master challenged Chiklu. 'Guruji, tulaa bhutyachi bheeti baat teh kaa ?' Chiklu was exploring the forest but how he became senseless ? The villagers recovered him from the forest area and kept on scolding him. 'Devi ne tyala baachbaale.' Gaurakka, Ajje scolded him. 'Davaapatti !' Chiklu understood that there was someone inside the forest. Chiklu got a new friend and started learning lot of new things about life. 'Surprise adds a punch to life and spice comes from variety.' There was one time when a chief of a village burned down a doctor's house. Humans are too cruel. Bishaari prajaati ! Gaurakka's cow, Kalyani was too ill. Chiklu brought a medicine from where ? 'Rahasya !' Kalyani got well and Gaurakka was so happy due to Chiklu. 

Kindness, compassion are excellent virtues but knowledge is human's topmost duty.' Saalu's parents were too concerned about Saalu. Saalu was still searching for her dream man to get married with him. 'Tujhi laangi saalu ki bhulu bhulu vaalu.' Chiklu requested his friend to get married to his other friend. 'Maala sanga, tu Saalu si laagin karsil ki naai ?' The villagers requested a tantrik to teach a lesson to the ghost. 'Koi bhi ek akshar bolnaa naai. Jai Bhasmavati Devi.' Why the tantrik ran away from the village after a few minutes ? Who saved the little girl from getting drowned ? Saalu saw the saviour. Aaila, pahilya prem ! Let the fear factor of a ghost remain and side by side, let there be ayurvedic treatments for the villagers. 'Amachya gavata ek ayurveda daktaara aala !' Ala re ala, Ganpat ala. Saalu got her dream man. All the villagers were happy. Bhutya and his friend celebrated by saying, "PAK PAK PAKAAK".

Monday, May 18, 2020

NIRDHARITO SHILPIR ANUPOSTHITHITE !!!

'Aakash er paakhi, sonaar khacha e, o sukhey thaakena.' Prahlad of Midnapore came to Kolkata to get a job in any theater. 'Bujhle Chandragupta, e holo Maa !' He ran away from Chitpur Opera !  'Garib hoyaa ki je jwaala.' Ishaan Chowdhury, a retired professor gave him a room to stay. 'Jodi bhoomikampo hoto, ami berotum kondik diye.' Haripada was his cunning servant, but, Ishaan was a foodie by nature. 'Pret ke aamra ki diyi he !' 'Baaki sab bhalo bhalo khabaar gulo khaaye ke, aamra ee toh khaai.' 'Amaar abaar jilipi khete besh bhalo ee laage.' Prahlad was struggling to meet a film director. 'Dhuktey dega ki nahi.' 'Arrey ! ghush gaya.' The music recording started. 'Cholitey cholitey ke jano geye jaaye, falguno banochaya e, tumi amaar.' 

The film director gave him a job of a standing comedian. 'Sudhu haaso aar haasao.' 'Haasyakoutuk ! Paarbe, amaake haasate paarbe !' Prahlad Bose changed his name to Parasar Bose. By the time, he was preparing to bring his wife and daughter to Kolkata, a cyclone devastated several areas of Midnapore district. 'Kato durjog aasey, sabai ki aar chirokaal baachey.' The villagers told that his family members are dead. 'Ei manobrikkher daal e daal e kato paakhi aasey jaaye.' 'Hriday er ee ektara teh dukkho, sukher sur baaje.' Ishaan understood Parasar's mental condition and motivated him to live happily. 'Tumi toh haasyarashik, ei jiban er dukkho taake tumi hesey uriye ditey paarona.' 'Jeevan taai je haashi, ekraash haasi.' 

Prahlad's wife and daughter came to Kolkata with Sanatan Daa and his wife, but was unaware of the fact that Prahlad Bose became Parasar Bose. 'E toh baro rangojaadu, e toh baro rango.' Parasar's wife died in Vrindavan, but, his daughter Radharani was alive. Parasar decided to keep his daughter with him. He kept a female caretaker to look after her. 'Sonaar khacha e rekhe ki tumi or mon paabe !' A baaul was singing, 'Pinjira banaailam'. Shyamlal observed that Radharani's soul loves 'Harinaam' and always wants to fly like a free bird in the open sky. 'Sudhu chalo, sudhu chalo, jatodur paaro choley jaao.' Pitaa aar kanya dujone galo Vrindavan e TEH; odikey 'All India Radio' gaan shonacchey "NIRDHARITO SHILPIR ANUPOSTHITHITE".

Sunday, May 17, 2020

MR. LOCAL !!!

'Avar katalikkirar Keerthana !' Don't mess with any middle class master. The prisoner in paris scored a goal. Anthony wanted to know the secret strategy to defeat that good goalkeeper. 'I regarded the goalkeeper as my girlfriend.' Manohar's mother wanted to take a selfie with Sowmya. A collision ! 'There is a signal problem, it is our fault.' Why Sowmya got removed from a popular TV Serial ? Kuthala was in love with his colleague Asha ! 'Sir, avalai muttamitu.' Kuthala heard 'FD' instead of 'FB' and gave them the permission. Kuthala's wife gave him a treatment. 

'Manippu !' Keerthana wanted apology and Manohar capitalized on those opportunities. The owner of the production house filed a legal case of defamation. Raja hired a fake lawyer ! Manohar alone defended his case. Case got dismissed. Takeover of firms took place. Raja, Asha, Kuthala joined Tata Motors. Keerthana and Lakshmana insulted Manohar and his family members in their own house. 'For a boy, his girlfriend is his first enemy.' Manohar became her driver to irritate her more. 'Dora !' A fake accident call. Auto Sekhara was unhappy as Keerthana was not accepting Manohar's proposal. 

Manohar insulted Kavitha and her parents ! Divya understood everything. 'Love Game !' A real accident took place. 'Is it the end of the story ?' 'If one Keerthana goes, one Katherine will come !' Manohar donated his blood to save her. Flight to Paris ! 'Nalla ceyti enna ?' A footage of a tight slap ! 'It is the beginning of a new story.' Ashwini became Ashwin last year only ! Palakkattin velai ! 'Is it your hobby ? What's happening, baby ?' Did she realize her mistakes ? Divya made her a call under whose instructions ? 'Karma is a boomerang !' Why Eeswari was very angry with an employee of Tata Motors ? Manohar got a confirmation kiss ! Did Keerthana become the wife of "MR. LOCAL" ?

Saturday, May 16, 2020

SYE RAA NARASIMHA REDDY !!!

Modati swatantra samarayodhudu. 'Atanu oka yogi, atanu oka yodhudu.' Why Laxmibai mentioned about a freedom fighter who took birth in Rupanagudi ? The two daughters of Jairamireddy had one common husband, Mallareddy. The Palegara of Nossam adopted the son of his younger daughter as his legal heir. Every year, Narasimha used to lit up fire at the top of Jagannatha Hill on the full moon night of Karthika month. The British Empire increased their taxes and wanted to capture the lands of Dattamandalam District by implementing the 'Divide and Rule' policy. Too much killings of the Indians, angered Narasimha. Gosai Venkanna wanted his disciple to start a war against the British Empire. Narasimha wanted to unite all the Palegara of Renadu region. Why Avuku Raju was told to apologize ? Why Lakshmi was trying to commit suicide ? A married person can only a perform a yajna ! Siddhamma got married in her childhood ! A curse for 24 years ! 

Cochrane sent Jackson to increase the cruelty on poor villagers. Narasimha refused to pay any tax. Jackson ordered Raghavachary to start collecting taxes from other regions. During a celebration day, Jackson killed one little boy and hanged five villagers in Oyyalawada. Cochrane received the beheaded head of Jackson as a gift in Madras. Madhavachary felt as if another mythological 'Narasimha' came in Coilcuntla. The civilians were ready to participate in the war. 'Nenu mito unnanu'. Gosai Vekanna motivated his disciple. 'Gelavadam mukhyam'. Daniel tried to conquer Nossam Fort. 'Vaatini vetadaandi'. Avuku Raju came at the right time to see and enjoy the victory. Narasimha's son was named as Subbaya. Avuku Raju, Basireddy, Papa Khan, Veerareddy joined hands with Narasimha to fight against the British Empire. 'Meru ee yuddhani gelavali.' 

Why Obanna was ordered to shift Siddhamma and Subbaya to some other place. 'Nenu poradatanu.' Laxmi preached a sense of patriotism in Tamil regions with her dancing. Raja Pandi of Tamil region joined Narasimha. Why was Basireddy punished ? A female dancer alone killed so many British soldiers ! Narasimha performed the last rites of Laxmi Narasimha Reddy in front of Siddhamma. The Palagara force won the war, but, Veerareddy's mind got poisoned and ultimately acted as a traitor. After knowing that Narsireddy is alive, why Veerareddy killed himself ? 'Get out of my motherland.' Venkanna, Avuku and others were sent to the prisons of Andaman Islands. The British decided to hang Narasimha. Praja swatantra yuddham itihaasam. The freedom struggle has just begun. Who killed Cochrane ? Bharat Maata ki Jai. Tala garvincela EESTUNDI; o sye raa, o "SYE RAA NARASIMHA REDDY".

Friday, May 15, 2020

SUFNA !!!

'Juwaane, ae duniya ek mela ! Tantra mantra naal yaar thodi mil deya !' Fauji woh bhi tha, fauji yeh bhi hain. Since her childhood, Teg was waiting for her daddy, Surjeet to come back and meet her. Surjeet Singh married a Kashmiri woman, but, she is no more. 'O, ammi meri.' 'Meri maa musalmaan si, aur paa si Sardarji.' Every year, during cotton plucking season, Teg and her family members go to another village for 3 months to work as cotton pluckers to earn money. Gamdoor had so many kids and was in the transport business as well as farming. 'Ishq soch ke keeta, toh ki keeta !' Gamdoor's younger brother, Jagjeet fell in love at first sight. 'Two going for one, very hard competition.' 

Bagga was trying to impress Teg's friend only. Tarsem was after Teg, but, Teg was smart enough to understand his intentions. 'Aaj coca cola, churiya sab phisphis.' 'Stupid boy.' But, Teg realized that Jagjeet truly loves her. 'Khusboo phail gayi teri, mere rag rag mein, tu hee meri masjid sajna, tu hee mandir ve.' 'Ho jannat ae tera mukhdaa, tera har cheez jannat ae.' Tarsem told Teg that Jagjeet's father committed suicide due to poverty. After some serious conversations, Jagjeet became serious in his studies. Teg came back to her village. After 13 months, again Teg went to Jagjeet's village to pluck cotton. Bagga informed Jagjeet that Teg is so happy to hear that Jagjeet is doing well in his studies. 'Meow !' They met again and he gave her a mobile handset. 'Hari dabaai.' 

Jagjeet played such a trick that Victor forcefully got his son, Tarsem to get married. 'Woh Tasveer ki toh mein photo baana doon.' Teg felt jealous about Jagjeet's college friend. 'Qabool, qabool, qabool, mainu teri bewafai bhi qabool hain, fizool, fizool, fizool, meri tere bina yeh zindagi fizool hain.' But, Tasveer understood Jagjit's love story on her birthday itself. 'Pind jaake maafi maangle.' In the meantime, Teg's Taayi made a marriage deal of Rs. 80,000/- with Kulwinder's parents. 'Tu mainu chorrhiyo naa, tere bina main ki channa ve.' Kulwinder turned out to be a villain. Wait for just 2 days ! Kulwinder got the treatment. Taauji taught a lesson to Taayi. 'Mera Fauji aa gaaya, Taayi.' Kya kamyaab hoye Jagjeet aur Teg ki "SUFNA" ?

Thursday, May 14, 2020

ADI SHANKARACHARYA !!!

Sadaa sarbapori sarvacchottam satyasya SATYAM; nijoatman brahmanodaya SATCHITTANANDAM. 'Vedica dharma sadaa vijayete.' In Lord Parashuram's own country, in the village of Kalady, a legendary boy took birth. Shivaguru named him Shankara. Shivaguru was aware that 'Death' is coming to meet him as a friend. Aryamba became a widow and started to look after Shankara and his two little friends, 'Gyaan' and 'Mrityu'. 'Bhavati bhiksham dehi.' Even a poor villager gave him alms, but, he refused to take alms from a rich person who never donates anything to the poor people. 

A coconut thief promised a Brahmin that he will never steal anything again in his life. 'Dehadandanam khanasthanam, manadandanam chirasthaayi.' Why Shankara became curious about Upanishad ? 'Katha Upanishad' through 'Kathakali' dance in Krishna Temple of Kalady ! Why Yamraj was surprised about the third boon demanded by Gautamputra Nachiketa ? 'Amma, haami sannyasbhvaami.' A trick in the river and Aryamba wished that his son must remain alive even if he becomes a hermit. 

On his sannyas yatra, he realized that 'Knowledge' and 'Wisdom' are losing its values in Hindu society which was by then getting dominated by unneccesary 'Animal sacrifices', too many 'Rituals' and illogical 'Superstitions'. He marched to Omkareswar through Sringeri and Gokarn. Govindapada made him his disciple as he was too impressed with this little boy. Shankara decided to simplify and renovate the concepts of 'Badarayana Baani' and 'Brahma Upanishad'. In Kaashi, the 'Chandala' taught him a lesson that when the supreme soul is 'Brahma', which is universal, immortal whereas human body is mortal, then the concept of 'untouchability' is invalid in 'Brahma' concept. 

Bhajagovindam, bhajagovindam; atman shuddhanam; praaptehi Brahmanam; govindam paramanandam.' It was time for philosophical debate. Kumarila was the reason for his Buddhist Guru, Dharmapala's death. Kumarila's disciple Mandana Mishra also accepted defeat against Shankara in Mahishmathi, but, Mandana's wife, Ubhaybharati gave him a challenge. The parrot ate the sweet grapes and came out of the cage. Both Mandana and Ubhaybharati became his disciple. 'Bhiksham dehi kripavalambanakeri maata annupurneswari.' 

Aryamba died and as per the promise made to her, even being a hermit, Shankara performed her last rites. 'Naa punyam, naa paapam, naa sukham, naa dukham.' The Acharya Shankara requested Padmapada, Thotaka, Sureswara and others to spread the vedic knowledge in all parts of Bharatvarsha Kingdom through 'Digvijay Yatra'. 'Brahma satyam, jagat mithya jivo bhramaiva naparah.' 'Sarvadeva namaskaram keshavam prathi gacchati.' The snow-capped Himalayas witnessed the last days of "ADI SHANKARACHARYA".

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

PRAJAPATI BISCUIT !!!

'Peacockman !' Duaarey e Kartik poreche go Karta; Kartik ! 'Communist parimandal !' 'Ei baarite ektaa ee Thakur, Rabi Thakur.' Saaon wanted the ritual to be performed. 'Tumi kicchu jaano naa. Kartik ke abaar jol e bhashaaye naaki !' 'Murugan ! Murugan !' 'Aashirbad korechen ?' Niyogi Daa, the colleague of Antar understood Antar's problem. In their three years of married life, Saaon has failed to become pregnant due to polycystic ovary and maybe some side effects of too much cigarette smoking in her college life. Antar still has some weakness towards his ex-girlfriend, but, also, tried hard to become a father. 'Jodi chaao putra, paro Kamasutra. Vyatsayan, A to Z sab likhe gachen.' 

Saaon had to take an Oestrogen injection at her backside as prescribed by the lady doctor. Antar had a Semen Test. Parijat became pregnant before her marriage due to Madan. Antar and Saaon were planning to adopt Pari's baby instead of abortion. In the meantime, Madan came back to marry Parijat and they planned to settle down in Malaysia. Saaon felt hopeless. Phuchka felt sad as Churmur left 'Senbaati'. Saaon's actual name was Sraboni. Sraboni now came back to her old form. 'Tumi khub bhalo, ami ekdum bicchiri.' Antar is a typical goody goody boy with no guts within him to prove to any lady that he is a gentleman. But, no one likes a married girl to behave like a drunkard. 'Kodiner jonnyo esecho, thaakbe khaabe chole jaabe, eta ekhan amaar sangsaar. 

'Baap er baari esecho boley saap er paanch paa dekhecho naaki ?' 'E abaar ki abhadrota ?' Sraboni's parents indirectly told her to stay elsewhere. Sraboni started living in a rented room alone. One day, they went to Diamond Harbour. 'College e khub ciggarette er nesha chilo amaar.' 'Ami toh choto choto top porteyi bhalobashi.' The policemen raided the Hotel. 'Dhora porle sabai nijeder ke bibahito boley.' 'Shaaka neyi, sindur neyi, bujhbo ki kore !' They both got released. The moment, Sraboni heard about his transfer order to Bhilai, she started wearing Saree instead of Jeans and Top to impress the foolish Antar. 'Se ki ! Antar theke ekdum Antardhan.' After going to Bhilai, will they enjoy the "PRAJAPATI BISCUIT" ?

Monday, May 11, 2020

DHANRAJ TAMANG !!!

'Daktaar Babu, ami o bhabchi, je ami o pagal hoye jaai.' 'Duti paata, ekti knuri sobuj bagaan e.' Welcome to Simtang Tea Estate ? 'Lok taa marattok rakam er pagal. No.1 criminal also.' 'Okey ekdum alaada raakhbe.' How far is Simtang Tea Estate from Darjeeling Town ? Malay ordered the constables to unchain the prisoner. Dr. Nibaran met Malay at Malay's residence. 'O raag dhore raakhte paarena, kothao annyay dekhleyi haath paa chaliye daaye.' Durgi's father failed to repay the loan amount borrowed from Biren. Biren wanted to marry Durgi as her father became a defaulter. Tamang rescued Bishtu Kaka. 

'Simtang chaa bagaan er choto saab !' In those times, tea estate owners used to forcefully enjoy the female workers of tea estate by capitalizing on their poverty factor. 'Tumi chaan kore esecho toh ?' 'Sab baachaai kora meye niye esechi, after all, its my party !' As Dhanraj became orphan in his young days, Dr. Nibaran and his wife Minu used to look after him as his local guardian. 'Ore dustu chele, etodin por mon e porlo.' Even Burima was like Tamang's real mother. Ghosh Daa used to dislike Thapa. Thapa made a deal with Bacchu Miyaan. Who did not board the lorry ? Dhanraj got married and everyone in that hilly area was so happy. But, someone was eyeing on someone. 

Khudabaksh was confused, but, later on, understood the plan. Who murdered Hatamani Gurung ? 'Aaj er ekta hestonesto hoyeyi jaak.' Minu was surprised but it was Dr. Longman's medical certificate. 'Jaara maanush ke poshu mon e kore, taader pokkhe sab ee sambhab.' 'Sab ee taaka r khela.' A prisoner fled from the prison. The villagers of Simtang were eagerly waiting for one golden chance to take the sweet revenge. The villagers killed five people, but, one love bird failed to recognize the other love bird. 'What a tragedy !' In Ranchi, after nearly two months of Phoolmaya's death, died "DHANRAJ TAMANG".

Saturday, May 9, 2020

LAL DARJA !!!

'Maanush ta khub bhalo.' Cherrapunji is a nice place with so many beautiful red insects. 'Ekdin dekhben nemey aasbe flying saucer, apnaake robot der desh e niye jaabe.' Trees are helpless though bear all the pains. 'Aar ekta gaari kine nin.' 'Jakhan jeta icchey chorben.' A murder took place in daylight ! 'Du dus taa maanush er saathe samparka thaakteyi paare.' 

Dinu had two wives. Sukhi is his first wife and Basanti is his daughter. Dinu's second wife Malati stays in a remote village. 'Tomaar bou e ra sab jaane !' Arnab never got married but again started to fall in love with his ex-lover. As Bela has fallen in love with Arnab again, she wanted a separation. 'Toraa toh bhalobeshe biye korechili.' 'Swami stree toh eksaatheyi thaakbe, ete laabh loksaan er ki ache ?' 

Nabin understood that intentionally both his wife, Bela and son, Kushal were trying to go far away from him. 'Nijer moddhe aar kichu khujey paaina.' 'Aami onnyo ghar e suyi aajkaal.' Bela was unaware of the fact that Nabin knows with whom Bela goes to meet everyday secretly. 'Apnaar kaake chaai ?' Dinu used to visit Malati usually on weekends. 

'Shanibaar e taratari choley eso kintu.' 'Saala ami laat er baagh aar tui baaghini.' But, one day, Dinu found Malati having a sexual intercourse with another man. 'Oi lok taa ke re ?' 'Amaar maastuto bon er bor.' Extra-marital affairs at both ends ! 'Tor o ekta jeevan, amaar o ekta jeevan, sab ee adbhut.' The dentist wanted to give an important assignment to Kishori Singh. 

What is the exact residential address of Kallu ? The dentist has no problem to give divorce to his wife as she has decided to stay with her ex-lover. 'Or thaaka naa thaaka e, amaar kintu kichu jaaye aasey naa.' Due to a communal riot in Bangladesh, a woman came to West Bengal to survive and get some works to earn money. 'O ! Bangaal !' 

On a Sunday, Nabin went to meet Dinu's wives and lover. 'Se taar mato ghar sangsaar korche, aar ami amaar maton.' 'Tomar baari amaar baari, ek bichaana e aara aari; sandhye theke madhu lootey, raat e chotaao ekkagaari.' Ekla esecho, jaabe o ekla, prakriti r ei niyam bhishan SOJAA; prithibi ke bhalobashle, neyi darkar aar oi lal poka r, tumi nijeyi khultey paarbe seyi "LAL DARJA".

Thursday, May 7, 2020

RABINDRANATH TAGORE !!! (SATYAJIT RAY'S DOCUMENTARY FILM) !!!

'Oi bujhi Mahamaanav aasey.' 'Bidhi r baadhon kaatbe tumi emni shaktiman, tumi ki emni shaktiman !' 'The dawn will come from this horizon, the east, from where the Sun rises.' The Tagore dynasty has been a dynasty which has contributed a lot to enrich the Arts, Culture and Heritage of Mother India. In 1690, Job Charnok founded the city of Calcutta. In 1877, Queen Victoria became the Empress of Calcutta, the Capital City of India. The Brahmin Tagore dynasty which is pronounced as 'Thakur' in Bengali, had its roots in Kanauj. Panchanan first migrated to Bengal and then his grandson Nilmoni came to Calcutta. Nilmoni was in the Calcutta Shipping Company. Nilmoni's grandson was Dwarkanath Tagore, a man of great personality and business acumen with a royal relationship with some eminent personalities of Europe. 

Raja Rammohan Roy was a very good friend of Dwarkanath. Rammohan Roy was an icon for Dwarkanath's son, Devendranath. In those days, the word, 'Humanity' was getting accepted and respected in Europe. But, in India, the Hindu society was deteriorating due to some rituals and superstitions. Rammohan Roy brought the revolution like a true 'Raja'. He modernized the education system with some positive influences of the western education. Devendranath became 'Maharshi' by completing the incomplete writings of Raja Rammohan's ideology. The Maharshi's 14th child was Rabi. The house of Jorashanko was  itself a heritage building of Arts and Culture. Early school life was so boring for Rabi. Devendranath had a trip to Dalhousie Hill Station with Rabi. Rabi started writing poems from a very young age. Even his composed music had the influence of both western as well as classical music. 

While looking after father's estate, common people's characters gained prominence in his short stories. In Bolpur, Maharshi Devendranath created 'Shantiniketan' for meditation. Rabi started a school in Shantiniketan with ancient Gurukul style. Even his wife, Bhavatarini Devi sold some of her jewels to raise funds for the new school. But, back to back tragedies came in Rabi's life. 'Iti Mrinalini.' He lost his wife, one daughter and one son. Like him, Bengal was also passing through a tragedy of 'Partition' due to 'Cunning Curzon'. His pen became a sword of patriotism. A Mahatma came to know about another Mahatma during Rowlatt Act Protest. To know about how to improve the education system in Shantiniketan, Rabi went to Europe along with some translated versions of his own work, 'Gitanjali'. Yeats found it too impressive to be published. In 1913, the poet got Nobel Prize and the Knighthood in 1915. 

Martial law got implemented in Punjab. Dyer ordered to fire. After the Jalianwalabagh incident in 1919, the Nobel Laureate returned the Knighthood as a historical symbol of patriotic protest. He always used to preach about peace and intellectual cooperation among nations. He transformed the educational school of Shantiniketan to a University, named as 'Viswabharati'. 'Yatra Viswam Bhavatyekanidam.' Not only he was gaining popularity worldwide, also the education system of 'Viswabharati.' An education system for paintings also started in Shantiniketan where a famous painter, Nandalal Bose used to teach the young students. Many persons from foreign nations came to Shantiniketan to learn and teach. Even a Handicrafts Center started at Shurul which is just at a 2 miles distance from Shantiniketan. The poet liked to stay in small cottage type houses and used to roam from one room to the other. 

With age, the word 'Creativity' was getting more creative in the poet's mind, but, this time, in the form of several types of paintings along with the poems. On his 70th Birthday, 'The Golden Book of Tagore' was published under the sponsorship of Germany's Albert Einstein, India's Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose, India's Mahatma Gandhi and other two famous Europeans. Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose has been the poet's one of the best friends for 40 long years. Mahatma Gandhi knew the revolutionary poet as a devotee of 'Peace' and 'Non Violence' like him. Art is a psychological science to define Science as a progressive modern Art. What a friendship it would have been between Albert and Rabi. But, before dying at the age of 80 years, he saw a 'Crisis in Civilization' in Europe. Hitler's cruelty brought chaos and deaths. But, the poet was optimistic about peace again. The rich heritage of Poems, Music and Verses will never perish, though, 1941 was the death year of a legend, "RABINDRANATH TAGORE".

BRAJABULI !!!

'Hain koi maai kaa laal.' 'Dekhchen na, ekkebaare King Kong er baccha.' 'Ami o Bharat Maata r santaan mashaai.' 'Ei lyang maara e bangaali r kaache world e keyu daarate paarbena.' The desi wrestler defeated the foreign wrestler. 'Ball er ekta angsho overboundary teh, aar ekta angsho catch hoyeche.' India won the cricket match against Australia. What a film where a Hippie is the Hero ! 'Amraa sabai Kalki r Avatar; Hippie r guru, Mahadev, shishya habo taar.' The 'Hippie' virus became so contagious. 'Ami o Hippie habo.' Who was that Hippieni ? 

'Tomaake o 'Mohabbat Ki Khel' dekhte hobe, noile dwitiyo pakkher bou ke ki kore bash kore raakhbe suni !' An office staff fell in love. 'Saaitrish baar eksaathe ghurechi'. 'Prem er katha jakhan ee bolte jacchi, takhan ee totlaa hoye jacchi. 'Aasol maal aar berocchena.' Let us hear a sweet love story. 'Ami o toh totlaa chilum.' Dr. Gajanan Chattaraj did his treatment. 'Gaan ee holo er ekmaatro osudh.' 'Shunechi bhabuk maanush e ra kavi hoy.' 'Amaake niye ekta kavita likhben ?' 'Baani Baani; Baani amaar Maharani.' 

A Kapalik caught him. He wrongly boarded the female compartment ! 'Ghaabriyo naa didi !' She pulled the chain and he ran away. Who got injured in the office ? A famous singer ! Paltu made a plan ! A spectator became senseless ! 'Ki abaar, foskey galo.' Fakirchand came to see Renu. Where is Renu ? Paltu and his friends took all the sweets. 'Onekdin dhorey chakkar chalchilo, apnaake bolte paareni.' Sunil got married to whom ? 'Office er lok ekhan jamai hoyeche, ektu nijer samman taa raakho.' E toh noy galpo, ekey bole gulpo, jaake bola hoy, "BRAJABULI".

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

MALYADAN !!!

'Laaglo bhalo, mon bholaalo.' Jatin came to his elder sister's house. 'Kolkata r paaseyi kamon graam graam bhaabh.' Patal started a joke but Kurani took it seriously. 'Okey naari bhebey bhool korona, o bon er harini.' 'Osukh taa ki !' Kurani is an orphan as her parents died due to a famine in Bihar. Harakumar Babu and Patal looked after her as if she is a member of their family.  'Aasun daktaarbabu, ei apnaar rugi.' 'Mojeche e mon, mojlo aankhi, mitthey amaay kore dakadaki.' Jatin started to like this innocent little girl. 'Ma ma ma, na na na.' Haramohan Babu was also unaware that Kurani is taking Patal's jokes too seriously. 'Goraa e haar naa mene, sesh e haar maanle ami kato khushi ee hotum.' 

Dhona and Lakkhi always fight with each other like a typical married couple. 'Tui oi boyesh e ki paaka aar seyaana chilish.' Kurani used to observe so many things. Dhona and Lakkhi took Kurani to attend a marriage ceremony. Kurani started to dream that one day she will also become a bride. Mon je anand e koriache nritya, se andhokaar ke alo koriachey katogulo JONAAKI; jaake niye dekhiacho swapno dibaraatri, jaar jonnyo tairi koriley phool er maala, se ei prem bujhiyache KI ? She made a garland and gave it to that person whom she loved the most. The doctor failed to understand it. 

'Dead body deowaa hobena. Body dileyi toh rog choraabe.' 'Plague hoyeche jaanle, baari r lok e raai toh jyanto fele palacche.' One patient got admitted but was not suffering from plague. 'Tomaar aatmiyo, othocho raasta e porechilo ! Strange !' Patal and Harakumar Babu came to doctor's residence at that night. Durbhikko o durbhagya r maajhe jaagiyachilo mor mon e baachibaar tor e kheen ASHA; thik jakhan tumi bujhiley mor ei nirob BHALOBASHA. Koney r mato koriya sajaailey aaj didi, kintu choliya galo mor PRAAN; smritituku thaak tomaar hriday, tobu eituku santwana roilo mor mon e, je tomaare koriya gelaam "MALYADAN".

NIMANTRAN !!!

'Etaai amaar first village excursion kinaa !' 'Desh er jonnyo dhaan aar paat, duto ee khub dorkaar toh !' Hiru came to Bakulpur where his father's sister stays. 'Apnaake anukaran korche !' Kumudini's elder uncle slapped her ! 'Accha Bamanpara ta kondike ? Haru Thakur was really a cunning person. 'Satyi katha bolte neyi, taai na Maa !' Hiru and Kumi became good friends. 'Ami amaar bhaiji ke charh maarle, tomaar taate ki ? Bachaal chele.' Hiru started to explore the village. 'Bhaabchi Kolkata e firey giye ei graam er opor ekta article likhbo.' Daktaar Dasharath was searching for a groom for his daughter. 'Babaji r bodhoy sangsar e mon neyi.' But, Hiru liked the 'Narkol Kumro' curry. 

'Chaar karrha e, ek ganda.' Dayal Babu, the postmaster told her to write anything. 'Gofh lamba holey bhalo hoto !' 'Amaar naam Kumodini; Kumodini maane Padma.' Hiru heard everything. 'Tumi ki kuchute !' A sweet love for each other started to grow in their hearts. 'Kamal paane bhramar dheye choley.' 'Egulo bakphool noy ?' 'Wonderful !' Time to go to a fair ! 'Rash er nagar e giya, rasobati saathe niya, rangarash e din kaataye; ek dui teen, Shiv naache taa dhin dhin !' 'Toder ei graam e ki ache !' Kumu took him to a beautiful place. Bakulpur er kaashban e hriday je aar kono baadha naahi MAANE; aaleya kaare koye, se toh e mon naahi JAANE. They started feeling that they are in love with each other. 'Tomaake bhoot e peyeche Hiru Daa.' 

Hiru passed an exam, but, the caste system has ruined so many love affairs in Bangabhoomi. Hiru went back to Kalighat and then to Jamalpur to do a job in Indian Railways. 'Dur e kothao, dur e dur e !' Who requested about what before dying ? Sarama realized later on that money has no value, only love has. Hiru came to Bakulpur to take his aunt with him. 'Tumi o toh biye korecho Hiru Da.' Some relationships always remain same forever, only its nature and brutal reality changes. Dujoner mukhe neyi seyi praankhola HAASI; jano ajaanteyi taader hriday r hoyechey adrisya FAASI. Durattwo ee berechey sudhu, bhangeni tobu hriday r BANDHAN; dekha hobe abaar boiki, ek e apar ke korleyi "NIMANTRAN".

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

SEEMABADDHA !!!

'All this is part of the game. Tachaara eta toh common practice mashai.' The professor's son who studied in Patna became a teacher in a government educational institution but resigned afterwards due to low pay scale. Afterwards, Shyamalendu joined a private firm, 'Hindustan Peters Private Limited' and went to Delhi. Ferris was the Managing Director and Gordon was the Finance Director. For the post of 'Additional Director' to be approved in the Board Meeting of the Board of Directors, it was a battle of Shyamalendu Vs Ranadev in Kolkata. 'Ramalingam aajkaal aangti o dicche naaki !' 

Sudarshana came to Kolkata to visit her elder sister's house. Raja's mother was more concerned about her husband's job ! 'O je kobe Director hobe setaa ee chinta.' Raja used to miss his parents at a boarding school of Darjeeling. Men will be men even if they are 70 years old too ! 'Apni o Director holey erokom korben naaki ?' 'Ki amaar sadhu purush re !' 'Abaar khelbo.' At that time, there was too much trouble in Kolkata ! 'Oporeyi bhalo.' 'The entire system is rotten !' 'Chaakri dileyo toh seyi union tairi korche.' Before the final products are to be exported to Iraq, a major defect in all the fans have been detected. Is Sudarshana's boyfriend a revolutionary ! 'Andhokaar kina jaanina, tobe anishchit !' 

The Corporate Culture has its invisible race course, where every jockey wants to come first and win a medal. 'Ebaare bodhoy God, apnaader opor act korbena.' But, Sudarshana gave a nice suggestion. 'Golf ! Eta o Geography !' 'Naa holey je promotion hobena !' Mr. Talukdar became his trump card. 'Amaar haath e kintu kono chucho r gandho paaben naa.' 'Congratulations, Mr. Chatterjee !' Sudarshana understood that in a race course, the jockey and his investors jointly know how to win a particular race with huge profits. Adbhut Bandh er rajneeti te hoye jaaye kato kolkharkhaana STABDHA; kajon ee baa jaane je ei chirachorito paddhati sabhyagan er moddheyi "SEEMABADDHA".

Monday, May 4, 2020

JANA ARANYA !!!

'Chaakri noy, ami byabsaa korbo.' 'Maatro saath number er jonnyo first class hoyni.' Smaller size letters means lesser marks due to a miser's defective magnifying glass. 'Er scrutiny kora jaayena.' His lover liked the doctor of Ranchi. 'Tumi amaar theke aaro bhalo meye paabe !' Apply for jobs ! 'Ek lakh application !' Mohun Bagan won the football match ! Everyone is going home with a smiling face. 'O dada ! Aapni Pass naa Honours !' 'Mohun Bagan !' 'Je kala bechey, se konodin kala khaaye !' Bishu Daa committed a mistake and Somnath slipped on the footpath ! Welcome to Burrabazar ! 'Ekhaneyi lakkhi ache.' 'Jatogulo letter box, tatogulo company.' 'Aalpin theke Elephant !'

Somnath got his father's permission to start a new business. Bishu Daa provided him a launchpad. Mr. Adak also helped him. It is the game of quotations with some fake companies surrounding the original firm of the same proprietor. The seller and the buyer should never know each other and there lies the real game of commission. The businessman of Room No. 17 gave him a good commission. 'Ekhaane guney neben, guney deben. Ekhaane sabai apnaake thokaanor jonnyo oth petey aachey, including me.' A letter came from his ex-girlfriend. 'Biye r por eto motaa chithi kintu moteyi subidher noy.' Pinching salts in the wounds ! Somnath tore off the entire letter and photos. 

'Apnaar premika ki ekhano premika ee aache.' 'Naa ! Se ekhan janani.' Mr. Mittir taught him the brutal reality of any business. 'Adarsha charitra ! jaa Mahabharat e o neyi.' Bhombal said that so many things are there in our tradition since the days of Mahabharata. Mr. Goenka married a polio affected daughter of Mr. Kejriwal. Hit the weak points to make a business deal ! 'O aapni esey gachen !' Who gave the information that Sukumar has got a taxi license ? Kamala's father-in-law was happy to hear about the success of a business deal by Bhombal's younger brother. Baaire bhadra, bhetore BANNYA; chutchey sabaai paisa r JANNYA;  e jano ek adbhut "JANA ARANYA".

Saturday, May 2, 2020

PRATIDWANDI !!!

'Ekhano chaakri paaoni ! Apply kore cholecho ?' 'What's your aim in life ?' The victory of the Vietnamese people in a war is a more remarkable achievement than the landing of any human being on the moon ! The poor common people of Vietnam have showed the courage to win a dangerous war ! 'Are you a Communist ?' In the interview round, always give calculative answers as the interviewers are themselves too calculative. Suddhartha stopped studying on medicines after the sudden death of his father. 'Rotten life, but, still, there is life in Kolkata !' Siddhartha was not in a mood to leave Kolkata, but, the rate of unemployment was too high in Kolkata at that time. 

Too much frustration everywhere ! 'Lighthouse ei boma porlo !' Shibu fell in love with a friend of his cousin sister ! 'Swedish film !' The wife of Topu's boss had a mental problem ! Sutopa was doing overtime ! 'Dada, modeling korle kamon hoy ? Bhalo paisa dicchey, aajkaal onekeyi korche. Amaar figure taa toh aar kharap noy !' The corporate world is forcing her to change her traditional mindset and lifestyle. 'Tui onek bodle gachish.' What book did Monu give to his younger brother on Tunu's birthday ? Tunu was becoming active in politics. 'Tui revolution korbi ?' 

Siddhartha's friend introduced him to a nurse ! 'Asoley tui jaa bhabchish, serokom kichu ee noy.' 'Ektu edike eso naa, hook taa khulchena.' Monu came out of it but someone else observed him everyday. 'Bhaggyish sedin alo taa nibhechilo !' Keya fell in love with Siddhartha. Keya also had a pain which was much bitter than that of Siddhartha. 'Baba maasimoni ke biye korchen.' For four vacancies, so many candidates have been called. One ceiling fan was not working. Non availability of enough sitting chairs ! For Siddhartha, the sentence, 'There is life in Kolkata' was just becoming a myth. One candidate fainted out of extreme heat. 

The interviewers said that the candidates should be too tough to handle pressure. Poor management or administrative failure has always been the root cause of any revolution. 'Amraa ki janowaar naaki !' Siddhartha finally left Kolkata and went to Balurghat to do a job of a medical salesperson. In Balurghat, he heard the sound of that special bird to become nostalgic. Keya surely recieved a love letter from her beloved person. Mon ke karo udaar o unmukto, kore rekhona go taare aar beshidin GHARBANDI; kaaron ei kalyug er prithibi te, sabai je hoyechey swarthopor, hoyechey je sabai ek e opor er "PRATIDWANDI".

SIKKIM !!! (SATYAJIT RAY'S DOCUMENTARY FILM)

Can you spot a small kingdom in the world map, surrounded by Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet. The Himalayas are still so young as it keeps on growing. Once upon a time, Palden Thondup Namgyal was the King or Chogyal of a Kingdom. The American lady, Hope Cooke was the Queen or Gyalmo of that Kingdom. Beautiful orchids or flowers in the forests ! Beautiful scenic beauty of the hills ! 90% of the people of that Kingdom used to live in the valleys. Farming was done on a large scale of crops like wheat, barley, rice, potato and maize. Along the Teesta river, two towns grew up, one is Lachen and another one is Lachung. Ropeways were there at that time, but, for transportation of goods only. 

Though, Chumthang market developed at a much later stage, but, in those days, on every Sunday, people used to gather at a market at Namchi. The Lepchas, the Nepalese, the Tibetans and the Bhutias used to live in this Kingdom with peace and harmony. The Nepalese people were Hindu and remained as Hindu people after settling down in this region. Buddhism was the main religion of this Kingdom. Pemayangtse monastery was one of the oldest monastaries of this Kingdom where devotees used to come and take blessings from the Tibetan Llamas. The ribbon tied at the neck of the devotees was a symbol of blessings from the Llamas. Gangtok also started to develop at that time and Lal Bazar became a busy marketplace. 

Education was free for all. The then Government used to spend a large amount of money for free education to all. What a beautiful and refreshing sight it was to see the students coming towards the school with a sweet smiling face ! Every year, on the month of December, the ground of Tsuklakhang Palace was opened to the public for the Kagyed festival. It is a festival to burn all the evil forces of the past. The Llamas perform the Cham dance as Mahakala with a masked face. Free lunch was provided to all on the festival day. Everyone used to enjoy Rice, Pork and Chaang. Chaang is a local drink served in a glass made of bamboo and a straw is used to drink it. At least once in a lifetime, one must visit the sweet and beautiful Kingdom of "SIKKIM".

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

ORA THAAKE ODHAARE !!!

'Chingri, Eelish duto ee ache; oi duto r konotaakeyi toh baad deowaa cholena.' 'Haath amader duto, amraa panjaa o koshi, abaar haathtaali o diyi.' Ei jhogra toh ei BHAAB; ei holo 'Ghoti' aar 'Bangaal' er chirokaalin SWABHAAB. In a building, there are some people who live on rent with the spirit of 'Ghoti-Bangaal' competition. 'Eestri r plug oder okhaane, tomader toh plug ee neyi.' Again the quarrel began. But, the female student was in love with her male teacher. 'Didi ke aante station e jete hobena.' Yashoda came early and was having a sweet chat with Manoroma and Harimohan. Yashoda disliked Kartik's behaviour. 

Nepal became angry. 'Kano amago okhane ki jal neyi, je jekhaane sekhaane chaan korte hobe.'  Nanu and Rini also had a sweet friendship. 'Naao bichaar karo, jaar legeche, se bolche naa, aar jaar shaasti r bhoy, se bolche hyaan merechi.' Shivdas failed to give rent for 2 months, but, the landlord saw him with 'Jora Eelish' in his hand. 'Nayan saarthak kore toh amaar pet bhorbena.' 'Hilsha tuila katha koiben naa.'  Shivdas borrowed Rs. 200/- from Harimohan to pay the landlord. Harimohan took some money from a Kabuliwala as a loan. What fun it is indeed to hear the Bengali commentary of a derby match. 

'Oi durjog shuru holo bodhoy !' 'Ami, je jeetbe, taar dal e.' But, there is a signal problem in the radio. 'Egocche ! Jharh er mato egocche !' 'Arrey ! Egocche ke ?' 'Kothay chilo ei East Bengal, jakhan Mohun Bagan Shield jeetechilo.' 'Goaaal ! Naa holo na !' 'Time hoisey, taai whistle disey.' 'Thik goal debaar samay holeyi, time hoye galo.' 'Paisa khaowaisi aamraa !' 'Shield taa toh aar tin er chilo naa, ekebaare khaati rupo r chilo.' Yashoda was surprised to see such a battle even inside a room. 'Era maath e o maramari kore naaki ?' 'Buro maddyo sab jano kochi khokha !' Harimohan rejected the offer from Yashoda regarding Pramila. 

Poverty stepped in as Harimohan lost his job. Pramila had her dream regarding her lover within her heart. 'Jato bhabhi je tor ee ami, tor noyi, maane koi, mon hai maane koi.' But, Chanchal wanted to end everything due to poor economic condition. Rini and Nanu had a great telephone. 'Hello ! Hello !' Nanu gave a secret information to whom ? Kartik took money from whom ? Harimohan wanted to leave that house. But Shivdas and Nepal had some other plans. 'Oi bujhi jaaye bhestey sab plan !' 'Eki tumi gaan gaaicho je.' 'Oh ! Nepal !' The Kabuliwala got 500 rupees. Pramila was feeling so sad. 

Yashoda played a masterstroke at the last moment ! 'Je lorry teh maalpatra tulechilaam, setaa kothay choley gache.' The landlord became angry. 'Amaake naa jaaniye choley jacchilen.' 'Boney giye baas korleyi hoy !' 'Bipad aapad kothay naa aachey'. Nepal proved it that Kartik is a culprit. Harimohan had to appreciate that Yashoda is a real 'Didi' for them. The love story of Chanchal and Pramila is going to have a new chapter of marriage. 'Aajker, tumi sab ranna korecho !' Bariwala r ki bhaggya, chingri aar eelish khaabe dui dhaare, jato e ora eke opor ke boluk na kano, "ORA THAAKE ODHAARE".

Sunday, April 26, 2020

MRITER MARTYE AGAMAN !!!

'Narak baniyeche toh ki, taar kono system neyi, maar khacchi toh khacchi.' 'Chupi chupi, eka eka, nishi raat e, tumi asbe ki ?' 'Jwaal re aagun, jwaal re aagun.' 'Din e maanush maaro, raat e pahaara daao aar bhor hotey na hoteyi, sabkota ke niye narak e fyalo.' Biswanath became their leader. Chitragupta was totally fed up with Biswanath. Yamraj also gave a job offer to Biswanath. 'Suranga path e Dhavalgiri jaabo, sekhaan theke ek laaf e prithibi.' 'Maati r maanush maati teyi phirey jacchi.' Ami Trikaal; Parolok aar Eeholok er madhyikhaane yug yug dhore bosey achi; bhoot, bhabisyat aar bartaman sab ee amaar nakhadarpaney.' 'Aajker prithibi taa ke ami thik biswas korte paarina.' 

When they came back to their respective native places, they found that everything has changed. 'Dil ka Daaku' jaanen ?' Gosain ji felt humiliated. 'Gota desh taa khaali chaakai chukum kum korchey.' 'Ki kheyecho baba, je phool oraccho.' Mantu da has got another one. 'Oisab Lakeyio prem oirakam ee hoy.' 'Coca-Cola khaoacche !' Lalita found her husband with his second wife. 'Ei dekho, diley toh aggyan koriye, ebaar ami aggyan hoye jaabo, takhan kaake bhoy dekhaabe.' Malati got married with a boxer. 'Meye ra biye chara aar ki korte paare balo.' Biswanath felt confused. 'Ami tahole ekhan ki kori !' 

An old widow gets mentally and physically harassed by her son and daughter-in-law everyday. Her husband has to watch it helplessly. 'Satyi ee ami morey bechechi, aar tumi bechey morey acho; ekeyi boley sangsaar.' Be it a mental death or a physical death, the 'Death' is death and is a one way traffic. Tribal dance ! 'Jhimiki jhimiki jhim, jhijhi raa daake nijhum raat e.' A swadeshi leader was also roaming around. As per his observation, the current leaders are taking care of roads and rivers, but not the human beings. 'Kono asha neyi, bhasha neyi, jano konkaal sab ghurey beracche.'  'Amraa desh er sevak; sevak ee thaakte chaai.' 

Before dying, the rich farmer requested his friend to take care of his farmlands. On sugarcane fields, there is 'Jai Bharat Sugar Mills'; on paddy fields, there is 'Haramohan Tuberculosis Hospital'. Haramohan sold all the properties of Manohar. 'E ki korli tui Haramohan !' Friendship died with the death of a friend ! All of them came back to that hilly graveyard and started their return journey. 'Maati r maya e kano thaaki ?' 'Chotoder o thaai holona !' 'Ki aar korbe balo, this is world, my love.' 'Ei naaki Prithibi !' To learn some basic brutal lessons of life, you need to know what happened when there was the incident of "MRITER MARTYE AGAMAN".

Friday, April 24, 2020

VIRUS !!! (MALAYALAM MOVIE)

VIRUS !!! (MALAYALAM MOVIE)

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

It starts with fever and headache ! In initial days, the blood pressure remains normal at 120/80. Dengue, Rabies and Encephalitis tests are negative. Suddenly, after a few days, vomiting starts, respiratory problems increases with blood pressure at around 230/160. Slowly, the doctors and nurses of Kerala were heading for a dangerous war ! Babu, the union leader agreed to postpone further strikes. Dr.Sajith and Dr.Abid were having tough times with a patient, Roshan. Who kissed Sara ? 

Zakariya, another patient came into the hospital. Dr. Salim, the neurologist had doubts regarding the patients of Dr. Sudevan. Suresh Rajan, the HOD of Manipal Institute of Virology confirmed about the virus after seeing the test reports of the samples. C.K.Prameela, the Minister of Health and Social Services; Dr. Sumithra, Director of Health Services; Paul V Abraham, Collector of Kozhikode district were too concerned about this virus. Total lockdown declared in Kerala for some days as the incubation period of this virus is 21 days. 

A Keralian businessman brought around 800 PPE Kits in his private aircraft. Even an unknown person supplied so many 'N95' masks. Ambulance Drivers were also the frontline warriors in this war. No one feared to die in this war, but, they were concerned more about their own family members. Perambra was the hotspot, but, Dr. Annu, the detective doctor confirmed by proper investigations and based on the CCTV footages that Zakariya contaminated them all. But, how Roshan got infected ? 

The Central Medical Team was doubting that this virus may have been used as a bioweapon. Dr. Baburaj had a tough time as the crematorium refused the dead victims of this virus. Even villagers did not allow the cremation. Scientifically, deep burial of dead bodies with proper sanitization got the clearance in the high level review meeting. Nurse Akhila died due to this virus. Media people doubted why her dead body was not given back to her relatives. Some rumors started spreading in the market regarding this virus to create confusions. 

Kerala Government planned to bring some doses of monoclonal antibodies from Australia as a last medicine against this virus. The best solution was to identify and send the patients to isolation rooms. Social distancing was maintained to break the contamination cycle. What happened to Vishnu's wife, Anjali ? Was Dr. Abid's beloved Sara alive ? The patient, Unnikrishnan created another twist in the tale. Prakashan, the police officer also got admitted in the hospital. 

Roshan called Vipin, the ambulance driver on that day. What happened in Kakkayam ? Haifa gave a pen drive ! A weird photo in Zakariya's Instagram story ! Did they found all the links of contaminations ? Why there was a round of applause for the districts of Kozhikode and Mallapuram ? Akhila has been given a tribute for her dedicated works as a frontline warrior. Even 'WHO' appreciated the fightback of the Keralians to win the war against 'Nipah' "VIRUS".

Thursday, April 23, 2020

ALADDIN !!! (2019 EDITION OF DISNEY)

Arabian nights, like Arabian dreams; the mystical land of magic and sand is more than it seems.' 'You are a thief.' 'There's a time we do steal, but, sometime we don't.' The princess came out of the palace as 'Dalia'. Why she had to run along with that thief and his monkey. 'This is where you live.' 'You are a magician.' A sweet friendship ! But, that bracelet belonged to her mother. Abu understood the pain of his master's heart. 

Prince Andre came to see Princess Jasmine. Raja, the pet tiger disliked Prince Andre. Zafar had a desire to become the next Sultan. Who entered secretly inside the palace to meet whom ? Zafar wanted to utilize him. 'Once, I was also like you.' Inside the cave, Abu did a blunder by touching that Ruby. Zafar was given the lamp, but, after that, he didn't help the boy. Abu understood the trick and stole the lamp from Zafar. 

It was danger everywhere inside the cave. But, the magic carpet helped them to survive. After rubbing the lamp, who came out ? Time for some entertainment as the Genie always likes to party. 'You never had a friend like me.' Abu is a smart monkey as due to him, the wish of his master to get out of the cave remained unofficial. Prince of Ababwa arrived at Agrabah. Prince Ali did some blunder. 'In my 10,000 years, I have never felt so embarrased !' 

What a dance at the party ! Genie fell in love with Dalia. Raja recognized who he actually is, so is Jasmine. 'How can I not recognize you ?' Zafar tried to kill him. Who saved his life ? Be what you are, no need to pretend someone else. Prince Ali has brought you to the door, but, the thief who stole her heart, has to go through the door. The Sultan put Zafar behind the bars. 'The law is the law.' Zafar's parrot stole the key of the prison. Zafar stole the lamp in disguise. 

Hakim showed loyalty to his real sultan, but, alas, Zafar became the Sultan and then a strong sorcerer with two wishes to Genie. But, still you are second, not the first ! What was Zafar's third wish ? 'There are lots of grey areas in it.' Cool yourself inside a lamp lying inside that cave. Who set Genie free in his third wish ? Dalia got married to Genie. 'Go and get the jam on your own.' Jasmine became the lady sultan of Agrabah Kingdom. 'A Sultan can change the law'. Jasmine loved the Prince of her heart, not the Prince of any Kingdom. Who became the wife of "ALADDIN" ? 

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

JOKER !!!

Bullets bring VIOLENCE; and then there is SILENCE. 'Always remember, that's life.' 'I just hope that my death makes more cents than my life.' An invisible disbalance was getting created in the society as rich became richer and poor became poorer. A tendency to torture or harass the weaker ones by the rich people were on the rise. A clown on the street was just trying to make people laugh. 'Don't forget to smile.' But, the society is indirectly trying to say, 'Don't smile.' Some hooligans unnecessarily started beating up the clown as they regarded him as a weaker human. Survival of the fittest ! The social animals have created an unsocial jungle with more bricks and mortars than trees. 

A weapon for self defense ! Why you went with it in a kids hospital. 'You are fired !' In the metro rail and in its platform, who fired and why ? A confidence booster for him, but, those three were rich people. A letter created a confusion. Bruce had a big brother ! Who was going to contest for the post of 'Mayor' in the upcoming election ? Garrity and Bruke started the investigation. Who snatched the red file ? Are you the real one or the adopted one ? Are you having a natural disorder or is it that the disorder happened due to other reasons ? 'How can I get the medication ?' Murray was making fun of him by playing his video on an on in every show. Penny succumbed under the pillow pressure. 

'I had a bad day !' In the wrong room, any wrong incident ! Randall is no more, but, Gary remained alive, as Gary never used to insult him. An invitation to the comedy show ! Ha ha ha...ha ha ha...'Knock ! Knock ! Knock !' 'Who's there !' Murray will never ever be able to talk ! The poor people who have been regarded as clowns are now fighting back for their existence in the society. Oh ! Arthur, your life is a comedy, but, still, you wanted to become a comedian ! What happened to Bruce's parents and also the psychiatrist ? The clowns of Gotham got their new leader ! When life is a joke, then there has to be a "JOKER".

DWITIYO PURUSH !!!

'Laash toh porbeyi, Khokhababu !' 'Tor Maalik ke bol, Khokha eseche.' Some brutal murders took place at China Town of Kolkata in the year of 1993. A cop got brutally murdered. Inspector Pranab believed in direct encounters. 'Prabir ke o ami eitaai shikiyechi.' In India, the real problem is that some people are always there to help the criminals, but, not, the innocent common people. 

A senior cop wanted to do rehabilitation. Who got suspended for the time being. Who got released from Alipore Jail after so many years ? Haroo got killed at that same spot. 'Chicken Chowmein, Chilli Fish' ! Khoon kore kapaal e khodaai kore likhlo ke  'KHOKHA'; ei jeeban juddhey ke je chaalak aar ke je BOKA ! Who was given the charge to handle the case ? 'Daal bhaath o chaai, abaar biryani o chaai.' 'Haleem !' 

TV footage can be helpful too. Restaurant owner ! 'Sir, nijey esey amaake dhoraa diyeche !' Choley gache kobe, seyi 'Baaishe SHRABON'; kintu ei alo andhaar er golokdhadha e, jaano ki kothay, lukiye achey ekti RAAVAN ! What happened to Rajat ? Sthaan, kaal, paatra r bishleshoney, kaare bola jaaye prakrito AMANUSH; baarud er gandho teh, adou ki bojha jaaye, je ke seyi "DWITIYO PURUSH" ?

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

PAKA DEKHA !!!

'Ek gour baran sannyasi esechey hethaay.' 'Proper Noun jakhan Pronoun hoye jaaye, takhan samasta byapar taa ee improper hoye gache bujhben.' Ganesh Rakshit is the Officer-In-Charge of Bolpur Police Station. Sukhamoy is a great fan of Rabindranath Tagore's poems. Why the Policeman was taking too much interest in astrology ? 'Bhuley jaaben na, je ami ekjon sannyasi.' Atul Roy along with his wife came to Bolpur Police Station to meet Mr. Rakshit regarding a case of a businessman, Mr. Jhunjhunwala. 

Aparna enjoyed the college picnic. But, who met there with Aparna ? 'Jodi jaante chaao, aamra kaara !' Atul Roy's wife was eager to see Mr. Rakshit's daughter. 'Police er meye, kirakom bou hobe ki jaani !' 'Prithibi r sab bou ee toh Police !' Quite impressive ! 'Sukhamoy, panjika dekho.' Aparna is missing ! 'Tumi kamonti hobe sreyoshi amaar, shono go dicchi taalika'. Who broke the box and found several love letters ? Arrest Warrant ! Nibaran Babu came to Police Station. 'Ete kichu banaan bhool chara ami toh aar kichu dosh er dekhchi naa.' 

'Chaand e Chandrabindu taa tarahuro e deowaa hoyni.' Nagen, the caterer came from Kolkata. Who ran away from the Police Station ? 'Krishna Radha r subho naam e, mon choley jaaye shantidhaam e.' So many 'Amiya' in college ! The DIG came for inspection. 'Sannyas cherey abaar sangsaar jeeban e firey elaam.' 'Ami aaj obdi tomaar kono katha amaanyo korechi !' 'Jai Siya Ram'. 'Jaabar aagey, dujon ke ektu aashirbaad kore jaaben.' The registry marriage has been done on the scheduled date of  "PAKA DEKHA".

Monday, April 20, 2020

BIBAHA ABHIJAAN (BENGALI TV SERIAL OF DOORDARSHAN DD BANGLA TV CHANNEL) !!!

BIBAHA ABHIJAAN (BENGALI TV SERIAL OF DOORDARSHAN BANGLA TV CHANNEL) !!!

REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN

'Gansha na ele hobe ki kore !' Mama bolle chechiye, 'Ke jaaye ?' The cyclist threw the saree on the ducks. The groom party reached the wedding spot. 'Yeh 'Stree Achaar' abaar ki ache ?' 'Ektu tok tok, ektu jhaal jhaal'. 'Yeh achaar khete neyi, sudhu dekhte hoy.' 'Oh ! Thakur Mashai ! Ebaar uthun, lagno je boye jaaye.' 'Bolchi, apnaara bhadrolok ! Aalbaat bhadrolok !' Trilochan's father became emotional. 'Aaj jodi baba bechey thaakten.' Trilochan got married. Ghughumama blocked Trilochan's friends, but, they went through the wrong route to enjoy watching the 'Stree Achaar'. 'O maa ! Era kaara go ! Dakaat ! Dakaat !' Run ! Run ! But, it was not a green field. 'Ki gabheer paana re !' Ghotna climbed up on a tree. The police has been informed. Gora is always hungry about foods. 'Oi, daroga aasche, tomaake jamaai khaabar khaowabe.' Ghotna got caught. Both Panchanan, Purohit were too drunk to recognize them. 'Shibpur er ami kaake chinina !' 'Arrey baba, ami seyi Ganesh noi, ami Gansha.' 'O bujhechi bujhechi, ami ektu bosi.' The lady who was curious to see the dacoits cleared all the confusions.

'Rasogolla ! Andarmahal er gatepass.' Gora started the journey towards his father in-law's house at Singur along with Gansha. They boarded the wrong train ! 'Eta Gaya Passenger.' They got down but the sweets remained in the train. An old man sat on the bench of the platform. The pot looked identical ! 'Taatka ! Maane taatka rasogolla.' They followed the old man. But, at a tea stall, it got confirmed that actually, it was a pot of sweet curd. They came back to the platform. Train missed ! Gansha took information about the younger sister of Gora's wife. 'Aloo bhaathey naa dhaani lanka'. Journey on a truck. 'Babuji, Singur aa gaya.' Gora is in total confusion now about the exact location of his father-in-law's house. 'Biye r por toh oi ekbaar ee esechi'. 'Swasur er naam taa o toh thik kore jaanishna, ekbaar bolchish Ramhari, ekbaar bolchish Hariram.' 'Khurswasur er sathe swasur er jomi niye bibaad.' Finally, they reached their destination. Swasur je aafimkhor ! 'Hari he, dinabandhu, paar karo baba, paar karo !' 'O maa ! Kakhan elo !' Did they sleep that night there ?

As Gansha was not getting a perfect girl to get married, so, Rajen had an idea to take him to an astrologer. 'Yoga-Nidra e divyadarshan hoy.' 'Aggey baba, paatri chaai.' 'Advance dus taaka.' Gupta ji was also a bachelor just like Gansha. 'Biye hocche na maane, biye toh hoyeyi ache dekhchi. Arrey, bibaho hocchey janmo janmantar er kriya.' 'Arrey, swayang lakkhi jaar ghar e biraaj korben, taar abaar chaakri r dorkaar ki, arrey, taar chaakri hobe kano !' 'Kono kintu neyi, ei Dinonath Sharma r baakyo amor.' Trilochan had a masterplan. 'Bujhlaam Shani, Mangal nischoi jhimiye poreche, noiley ei chithi amaar haath e porbe kano !' One letter will be sent from Jorasanko to Chunchura and another letter will be sent from Chunchura to Jorasanko. 'Emon ekta important chithi, taate thikana neyi, worthless.' Who all went to meet Bhanu Daa, the makeup man ?   'Saajposhaak er jonnyo charitra noy, charitrer jonnyo saajposhaak.' 'Eta gofh noy, eta charitra.' Bechara ! Rajen ! Chunchura r borjaatri haazir, Durga r paakadekha r jonnyo. 'Bhalo bhalo, besh bhalo !' 'Nin sharbath khaan, uff, jaa garam poreche.' Be careful while eating mangoes. 'Ami toh taai bhabhi je lyangra aam e abaar aansh elo kotha theke !' The real party has arrived, it was time for them to go back to Shibpur.

On a fine morning, Mama scolded Gansha. 'Tomaar maan o neyi, hush o neyi, tumi ki maanush.' Mama wants Gansha to find a job and settle down. 'Ke okey biye korte boleche ?' Gorachand was too scared to tell anything to Gansha's maternal uncle. Therefore, Rajen's plan flopped. But, Gupta ji gave the name and address of the company. 'Ki sambandha enechen moshai'.  'Kintu ghar jamaai hoye thaakte hobe.' 'Baap er ekmaatro meye. Ek dheel e dui pakhi.' Nibaran Babu lives in Ghughudanga ! Six friends worshipped Lord Shiva in a temple. 'Orrey, Baba aaj obdi kaauke niraash korenni.' Jai Baba Bholenath ! After reaching Ghughudanga, they found a person asking, 'Shivpur thekey ki keu esechen ?' 'Charhpoka kaamrechey nischoi ! Sab gandogol kore daaye.' They headed towards Nibaran Babu's house. Something is fishy out here. 'Janai er Yatra party toh ekhano elo na.' 'Maangsho taa ektu besh jhaal jhaal korben, aamish jinish toh.' There is no toilet at all. 'Kachubon e !' 'Dhurr mashai ! Apnaara saat ghat e jol kheye beraan, aar Lata bojhenna. Oi Maa Manasa r sangopango.' Gupta ji cancelled his plan to clear his intestinal system. 'Sudhu gaan e hobena, ghungoor paro, ebaar naach o dekhaate hobe.' 'Uttarpara theke borjaatri ese gache.' 'Aamra hocchi Shibpur er Oriental Dance Party.' 'Apnaara tahole sabai aasenni.' 'Uni bhalo snake dance koren'. Nilgiri Snake Dance ! Before the real dance party arrives, the fake dance party boarded the train towards Shibpur.

'Haan re, Puti ke dekhechish ?' 'Se toh ek prokaar machli achey.' 'Dhurr mashai, apni cricket, hockey aar chhola niye thakun.' 'Aar Poteswari bolle toh katha ee neyi.' Puti is the only granddaughter of a rich man. 'Naam is Naam, Chehra is Chehra.' 'Buro chaaye oti sadharan cheley, buro r kaache thaakbe, je taar sampatti dekhashona korbe.' Jaaoa jaak Gorachand er sejo pisi r baari. The name of Puti's friend is 'Kkhoma.' 'O Maa !' Ghotna had a plan. 'Haath kochlaale, bujhbi aaste bolchi, aar maatha chulkoley, bujhbi jhop er aaraal e thaakte bolchi. Five men entered inside the garden. Puti's grandfather became furious after seeing Ghotna. 'Taah amaar saathe tomaar ki prayojon ?' 'Dustu Paakhi !' 'Ora kaara ?' 'Ei Rajen, amaake khujchili ?' 'Arsher maaduli !' The old man is himself suffering from that problem ! 'Oder ke fatak taa dekhiye de.' Puti had a soft corner on Gansha. Though Gansha stammers while talking but quite expert in extracurricular activities. Will Gansha and Puti wed each other to end this hilarious, adventurous and memorable "BIBAHO ABHIJAAN" ?

Thursday, April 16, 2020

THE GOLD RUSH !!!

'I have got the mountain of Gold'. Another lone prospector was also walking through the Chilkoot Pass. No risk, no gain indeed, as Alaska has provided you that platform. The storm started. Three men inside Black Larsen's house ! The storm went for several days. 'Food ! Food ! I want food !' Pick up the cards ! Black Larsen got the charge to get foods from outside. 

Humans can eat anything when they become hungry, be it boiled leather too. Who gunned down two cops on the icy surface ? The hungry Big Jim McKay was seeing a hen ! Was he even ready to eat a man's meat ! The bear came in at the right time to fill up their stomach. The two prospectors headed on their own way. 

Jim reached the spot and had a tussle with whom ? Why Jim lost some parts of his memories ? As 'Mother Nature' has gifted gold in the geographical topography of Alaska, some cities and towns did grew up only on the basis of gold. Nature is rough, yet, it also paves the way for establishment of human civilization. On the north, a town grew up indeed. 

Jack Cameron was a rich man and was fond of beautiful girls. Georgia was one of the dancing girls of Monte Carlo bar. Why Georgia danced with him ? The prospector fell in love with Georgia and kept her half torn photo with him. Oh ! What a smart move to have a breakfast in Hank Curtis Cabin ! Hank Curtis planned to go for a trip with his friends. 

The lone prospector remained as the caretaker. 'Don't forget to feed the mule. The four ladies were playing with ice balls. Georgia met him again ! 'I haven't seen you since you danced with me.' She understood everything after lifting that pillow. A dinner on New Year's Eve at 8 'o' clock ! But ! alas ! She forgot about him. When she came to the Hank Curtis cabin after 12 AM, she felt sorry. 

Jack became angry ! 'Why are you not kissing me ?' 'The joke went too far !' Big Jim Mckay walked alone and entered inside that town, but, he forgot the route to that cabin on the mountain range. What was written on that letter, that the prospector kissed and hugged Georgia ? Jim found his trump card ! 'Oh ! Come on, man, take me to that cabin !' 

They reached the cabin and planned to start the journey towards the gold mine in the next morning. The prospector drank too much wine ! How the location of the cabin got changed ? In the morning, was it the hangover ? The two prospectors found a way to survive and the cabin got destroyed at the gold mining site only. The two millionaires are on the ship now. 

The Press wants to publish a story on them. Time for photography ! Sometimes, falling from a staircase can help you to fall in love again. The millionaire got his mistress ! 'We have got a wonderful story here.' The people of the Press kept on clicking photos, but for the lovebirds, it was time for a romantic deep kiss, as their life is going to become more beautiful due to "THE GOLD RUSH".