PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - ON STRANGER TIDES !!!

Sir! We found an injured sailor who was talking about Ponce De Leon. As per the sources, Ponce De Leon died 200 years back. What was there at Santiago actually? The fake judge gave the order in favour of Gibbs. Oh! I paid the driver to take us out of London, but, the British General paid more bribe to that driver. Oh! Come on! How can he be a real Jack Sparrow! Actually, an imposter started recruiting new sailors by taking the disguise of Jack Sparrow. Jack desperately wanted to meet that imposter. The pirate managed to get out of London after some dangerous jumping stunts on the British horse carts.

Gibbs read about everything in that map and destroyed the map. Captain Barbossa had no other option than to keep Gibbs alive and take him along in His Majesty’s Navy ship. The Spaniards started their journey towards the Fountain of Youth. The fake Jack Sparrow was Jack’s ex-girlfriend only. My goodness! Angelica was the daughter of a pirate too. Blackbeard knew a special magic. As per the prophecy, the one-legged man would kill Edgar Teach as Blackbeard snatched away the Black Pearl ship from Captain Barbossa and forced him to become lame for the lifetime.

The Ships of Spaniards, Sir! Waiting for your order, Sir! Captain Barbossa did not order to fire at the ships of Spaniards. Let me warn you, Son! The Fountain of Youth may take your test. The two silver chalices were at a wrecked ship of Santiago. Rituals are to be performed. That is; one human body must be sacrificed. If you drink the waters of the Fountain of Youth with a drop of tears of a mermaid, you will live forever. But, if you drink the waters of the Fountain of Youth without a drop of tears of a mermaid, you will surely die. 

Gibbs requested Captain Barbossa to sail the ship towards Whitecap bay, but, all the sailors on that ship were scared of Whitecap Bay due to the presence of mermaids in that Whitecap Bay. Mr. Sparrow took out all the information about the Fountain of Youth from Angelica and started a mutiny. After seeing a mutiny, Blackbeard hanged all the sailors on the ship who started the mutiny. They are the sheep and you are their shepherd. Blackbeard and his sailors reached a place to trap a mermaid. The light of the lighthouse was focused on the boat full of sailors. The sailors on the boat started singing to impress the mermaids. 

Don’t dare to kiss a mermaid because those mermaids are man-eaters too. The fight between humans and mermaids began. Luckily, Philip, the Christian missionary injured the tail fin of a mermaid. That mermaid got trapped. Philip started falling in love with that mermaid. Though a mermaid is very tough emotionally, but, in this case, Syrene’s eyes moistened with tears when she saw that her lover, Philip was getting tortured. After getting the drop of tears of a mermaid, they headed towards the Fountain of Youth. As per Blackbeard’s order followed by a pistol game, Jack had to jump from that cliff. 

Both Barbossa and Jack felt inside the wrecked ship that the silver chalices were already taken by the Spaniards. Jack tried to steal those chalices but got arrested by the Spaniards. With the help of ropes, Jack showed some acrobatic skills on the coconut trees to free himself and Barbossa. Jack came back to Blackbeard with Gibbs and a pig. If you give back my compass to me, then I will give you these chalices and also take you to the Fountain of Youth. Blackbeard gave back that Mariner’s Compass to Jack. The pig got released. Gibbs became the custodian of that compass temporarily. They reached near the Fountain of Youth. Mr. Sparrow was amazed to see a drop of water which defied the law of gravity. Actually, it was the drop of tears of a mermaid. The smart pirate kept it in his possession.

Jack uttered ‘AQUA DE VIDA’ which was written on the silver chalices and then climbed on the back of a sitting sailor to go upwards to reach the Fountain of Youth. After a while, Captain Barbossa also reached the spot with his sailors. It was Blackbeard Vs Barbossa at that juncture. The Spaniards felt so frustrated at that time that they declared that the story regarding Fountain of Youth was a fake one and even if it was true then it was against the Laws of Nature which was created by God. The Spaniards destroyed the holy temple and threw the silver chalices in the sea water. Barbossa pierced a sword at Blackbeard’s body. Angelica tried to save her father and in that process she injured her palm. Barbossa’s sword had venom in it. Angelica was about to die that Syrene gave two chalices to Jack. Don’t waste the drop of tears of a mermaid. 

Mr. Sparrow already had the drop of tears of a mermaid with him. He just made two drinks and made the offer to both Blackbeard and Angelica. Oh! Your father drank that drink in which there was no drop of tears of a mermaid. Your dad saved you, Angelica. The trickster then left Angelica in a desolate island to let her wait for any ship to pass by that island to rescue her. If you had a sister and a dog, I would have preferred to select that dog only. Maybe, Angelica, you may get a little doll of Jack Sparrow which was created by your dad, as a little consolation prize for yourself. Syrene took away her lover far from this world to the deep sea world. Was that the special style of a mermaid to forgive a religious human being like Philip? Captain Barbossa became the Captain of Late Blackbeard’s magical ship and the owner of a magical sword.

Blackbeard was fond of acquiring too many ships from the ocean and keeping those ships inside some little glass bottles respectively. The monkey of the Black Pearl ship was still too angry inside that little glass bottle of Late Blackbeard. Gibbs was also an expert like Jack to use that compass. The Black Pearl got tracked. Jack and Gibbs had a discussion about how to free that ship from Blackbeard’s little glass bottle. Jack, you had the chalices, waters of Fountain of Youth and the drop of tears of a mermaid. You could have opted to remain young forever. Well; Gibbs, I was warned by my father that the Fountain of Youth may take a little test on me. After that little test, my soul made me understood that I always prefer to enjoy a pirate’s life like the other “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN – ON STRANGER TIDES”.

THE LION KING !!!

A new cub has taken birth in Africa. Everyone was so happy after hearing the news that Queen Sarabi has given birth to a baby lion. Rafiki, the leader of the monkeys always had visionary eyesight. He broke a fruit and marked something on that little cub’s head. The monkey even displayed that little cub to all the animals of Africa while standing on that Pride Rock. King Mufasa declared that Simba is going to become the King of Africa in future. Scar felt too jealous after hearing this announcement. 

Always remember, Simba; this is your kingdom and as a King, it is your duty and responsibility to take care of all the animals of your kingdom. One day, you will be the King of these African jungles. Uncle Scar, do you know, one day I will be the King of this kingdom? Ha ha ha...your dad has not told you about that dangerous place or what. Do you know, what lies beyond that horizon? If possible, dare to visit that dangerous place as a brave cub. Come on, Nala, let us visit a secret place. Dad! I just wanted to be brave like you.

Simba, all the former kings have died and have become the Stars of the sky. When you will be the King, these Stars will always be there to guide you. Simba visited the Elephant graveyard last night, but, we failed to kill him because his father rescued him on time. That bird, Zazu is a good informer. I want all the hyenas to be on my side as I am going to become the King of African jungles. Take this piece of Zebra meat. I have a master plan to kill both Simba and Mafusa. You such hyenas just need to execute the plan well.

Surprise! Surprise! My dear nephew! Just wait here! Your dad is going to show you some surprise. Hyenas started the chasing operation on the wildebeests. The herd of wildebeests ran towards Simba. Mafusa came at the right time to save Simba. Simba’s father climbed on the nearby rocky cliff on time and requested his younger brother to help him, but, alas, Scar acted as an enemy to his own elder brother. Oh! Simba! You are responsible for your father’s death. What a shame! Run away from here. That’s my order.

We kept on chasing Simba, but, somehow, we lost track of him. Ok! Not an issue! Let me declare that both Simba and Mafusa got killed by a herd of wildebeests. Therefore, I, the Scar, am now the King of African Jungles. Oh! These bloody vultures! Whoa! Look! It is a little lion cub. We can utilize him for our security in the jungle. The mongoose and the wild pig became Simba’s friend. Simba, Timon and Pumbaa spent their hakuna matata life in the jungle. Simba grew up as a big lion with his sweet friends.

One day, a lioness attacked Pumbaa, but got rescued in time by Simba. Nala! Is it you? Nala was so happy to see Simba alive. After all; both Simba and Nala loved each other since their childhood days. Timon understood the true love between Simba and Nala. That’s why; Timon and Pumbaa started singing the song that they are going to lose Simba as their friend. Simba, you must come back and rule the African jungles. But, Simba was still in a hangover of hakuna matata life where there was no tension and no responsibility.

When Rafiki heard that Simba is alive, he was overjoyed. The monkey was expert enough to take Simba in front of a small lake. Look at the sky, Simba. Can you see your dad’s soul out there? The soul of Mafusa motivated Simba to go back to Pride Rock to become the King. Timon and Pumbaa also marched towards Pride Rock. How can they let their friend fight a war alone! Mom! I am still alive. Ex-Queen Sarabi united all the lionesses of African jungles within a short span of time. 

After seeing the return of Simba, the Scar tried to convince everyone that Mafusa died due to Simba only. The hyenas were in support of Scar. When the hyenas tried to attack Simba, all the lionesses led by Ex-Queen Sarabi attacked those hyenas. Scar tried to impress Simba by saying that their common enemies are the hyenas. The hyenas heard those statements. Simba was in a mood to forgive Scar, but Scar was in a mood to kill Simba. Who got killed by the hyenas? Finally, standing on the Pride Rock, who was “THE LION KING”?

A CHRISTMAS CAROL !!!

Suddenly, Jesus Christ became too concerned about a unique personality in London. The famous moneylender of London was a great miser too. He even refused to spend more money for his business partner cum friend’s funeral. Every year, all the people of London used to celebrate Christmas in a festive mood, except one man. Fred had some soft corner towards his uncle. That’s why; Fred came to his uncle’s house to invite him for the Christmas dinner, but, Mr. Scrooge straightaway rejected the offer. Sir, can I take a day off to celebrate Christmas with my family? Oho! The boss became angry on Mr. Cratchit. Two persons came to the office of Mr. Scrooge to raise some funds for the poor people of London, but, alas, Ebenezer didn’t even gave them a single penny as a token of Christmas Eve gift to the poor people of London.

Jesus Christ called for an important conference with all the spirits in heaven. As per the orders from Jesus Christ, all the spirits decided to teach a lesson to Ebenezer. Jacob Marley was made the leader of this mission. Mr. Scrooge saw a green coloured lively face on the door. He thought that maybe, he is having some kind of illusions. While eating, he saw some strange things. Then, after a while, came his friend, who died 7 years back. Look at me, Ebenezer; I have been chained completely because I was too greedy when I was alive. That’s why; my soul is now getting a severe punishment like a prisoner of heaven. Preach love and humanity throughout the world. Come out of that selfish minded nature. Enjoy Christmas and help others during Christmas. Ebenezer didn’t change his mind. That’s why; Marley gave a task to the three spirits. 

Who are you? Well, I am the Ghost of Past Tense. Mr. Scrooge, try to remember the cruelty of your dad. Can you ever forget your sister’s contribution towards you? You are still a good businessman but what about your personal life? You became so greedy towards money, that your beloved Belle gave you a release order from all bonds of love and romance with her. My job ends here. Now, the Ghost of Present Tense will tell you something. Oh! No! My nephew, Fred is laughing at me with others in the dinner party. Oh! Mr. Scrooge, you are being regarded as an animal of London. Why do you pay such a less salary to your employee at this age of inflation and recession? Bob’s son, Tiny Tim is suffering from a disease. Without proper treatment, Tiny Tim may die. Please raise Bob’s salary. Mr. Scrooge, always beware of ‘Ignorance’ and ‘Want’ of humans.

Heoooaaahaaa...Let me chase you with a horse cart because I am the Ghost of Future Tense. What! That old miser has died. Hurrah! No one showed any interest to attend the funeral party of Ebenezer. Ha ha ha...now, my uncle’s property will be inherited by me. My uncle kept on saving the money by acting as a miser, but, frankly speaking, I will enjoy all his money now as he is dead. He earned the money, but, I will enjoy it. See the fun! They wrapped that dead body with an expensive cloth but Mrs. Dilber took that cloth also from the dead body. Mrs. Dilber earned some money by selling all the clothes of late Mr. Scrooge. Due to poverty, Bob failed to provide good treatment to his son, Tiny Tim. As a result, Tiny Tim died. The entire Cratchit family started mourning. Ebenezer was born in 1786 but will die on the Christmas Day next year. 

While falling towards his coffin, he promised to celebrate Christmas in a gala fashion every year. Jesus Christ smiled cheekily as his mission was successful. The miser person learned a new definition of life. Merry Christmas, Mrs. Dilber. Come on; let us dance. Mrs. Dilber was totally surprised to see such a change in Ebenezer’s character. Hey! Boy! Buy a bird’s meat and deliver it at Bob’s house. Don’t worry; I will pay you. When you open your mind and heart to everyone, age is not at all a bar. Ebenezer felt as if he has become younger like a little school kid. Hello! Fred! Can I join you at this Christmas dinner? Whoa! Fred was the happiest man on earth to see his uncle at dinner. Hey! Bob! You are late by 16 minutes, but, don’t worry; your salary has been raised. Tim got cured and appreciated the blessing of God in “A CHRISTMAS CAROL”.

THE NET 2.0 !!!

Like other IT Professionals, I would also like to have some adventures in my job. After all; I am expert in Network Securities and Firewall Applications. But, Istanbul is a very unsafe place. This is the last call for the passengers of the flight to Istanbul. Oh! Come on! James is not interested in any type of adventurous job. Yeah! I got a new job in Suzer International. Hey! Why the amount of that bank account started decreasing in the Internet? Ok! Take this champagne drink and a blue coloured bracelet. Outside the Istanbul airport, she found a cab driver who was eager to take her luggage to Sultanahmet Hotel of Istanbul. Actually, Americans always prefer to stay for a long time in Sultanahmet Hotel of Istanbul. Istanbul was once the Byzantine kingdom and was also known as Constantinople. Ali Abay confirmed by telephone that she had been recruited at Suzer International and her first assignment would be to provide security to the internet security network of a Russian company. Excuse me! I am having a work visa not a tourist visa. Point to be noted that the employee at the Immigration office of Istanbul was having a butterfly tattoo on his right hand. Ibrahim Zorolan gave her some time to write some codes to give a good protection to Ibrahim Supercomputer Network. What was the mystery behind that fund transfer of 14 million USD? 

Some searching took place at the Sultanahmet Hotel. Miss Cassidy met Z.Z. for the first time. Next day, real Hope was shocked to get the passport of Kelly. The fake Hope worked under Ali Abay. Why such an identity crisis? Who stole her identity? The Russian Arms Dealer was the owner of that company. Miss Cassidy told about many characters to Dr.Kavak. But, strangely, Osman got killed and other characters too. Roxelena came to the rescue act. Basically, Dr.Kavak became a corrupted cop as she was approaching towards the end of her career. After interrogation, real Kelly Roos revealed that she was forced to become Hope Cassidy by some unknown powerful persons. Hope was smart enough to buy some financial securities with those 14 million dollars and kept those security papers inside the vault of a bank. James came into the picture now. In joint collaboration with Dr.Kavak, the Mr. Haven wanted to take all the money. Even the Russian Arms Dealer smelled the rats. The encounters started in front of the bank. The Russian Arms Dealer and other people died in the encounters. Hope Cassidy also got shot by a bullet. The blue bracelet helped Roxelena to track her. Did Diana Moon get some reward for helping the Interpol in the Hollywood film, “THE NET 2.0”?

TOTAL RECALL !!!

What actually happens in Mars? Oh! Come on! You are dreaming too much nowadays. Who erased Hauser’s memory and why? Sir! Would you like to have a trip to Mars? Don’t worry! It will just be a simulated vacation but still you will enjoy it. Something went wrong in Rekall Travel Agency. That’s why; they erased Doug’s memory and made him sit on a Johnny Cab. The King of Mars wanted to kill that bloody rock-cutter. Tie a wet towel on your head to disallow them to track you. Mr. Quaid opened that briefcase to have a rough idea about Hauser. Wow! Mr. Quaid got a new hologram. Basically, in Mars, there is no oxygen. That’s why; an American agency created a research centre to manufacture artificial oxygen. That agency also created a fully covered artificial city at Mars where humans started settling. But, to breath oxygen, those humans had to pay taxes or fees. In Mars, a mutant species emerged due to the hybrid combination of humans of planets and the organisms of Mars. Those mutants wanted to end the cruelty of Cohaagen. That’s why; Cohaagen used to call those mutants as terrorists of Mars. Kuato was the leader of mutants. 

Oh! Darling, you are still dreaming. I am Richter’s wife only. Look at that brunette and sleazy girl. You ordered that type of a girl in Rekall. Dr. Edgemer was trying to fool Douglas. Both Dr. Edgemer and Lori got killed. Richter and his men became more desperate to kill Douglas. Benny, a cab driver played a trick and hence Kuato succeeded in having a meeting with Doug and Melina. Both Benny and Kuato were mutants. Mutants wanted freedom of Mars from that cruel Cohaagen. Kuato read Doug’s mind. Richter attacked at Kuato’s den. Kuato told a secret about that reactor to Mr. Quaid. Where is that bloody Douglas? Unless, he surrenders to me, I will not release any more oxygen to the closed city of Mars. The fight was on. Both Richter and Kuato died. Somehow, a portion of the reactor got opened. But, the love-birds succeeded in starting the reactor to release huge amount of oxygen in the atmosphere of Mars planet. Cohaagen died on the rocky surface of Mars. All the living beings of Mars were happy after seeing a blue sky and lots of oxygen in that atmosphere of Mars. Hey! Doug! You are deep kissing Melina but are you now having a “TOTAL RECALL”?