NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM !!!

Larry Daley got divorced to Erica few years back as Larry never had any stable job. Mr. Daley always used to change his jobs due to job dissatisfaction. Nicky was the 10 year old son of Larry. Erica’s fiancé started to look after Nicky. Larry was very upset about his failure to have a stable career. Mr. Daley decided to get a new job desperately to make Nicky feel proud of his father on the Career Day celebration at Nicky’s school. Cecil Fredericks, Gus and Reginald were the three night security guards at the Museum of Natural History of Mr. McPhee. In the night, it was not only the history but also the historical characters which used to become alive inside the Museum. How this magic used to happen? In the Nile Expedition of 1952, the excavators got the Golden Tablet of the 4^th Pharaoh of Egypt, Pharaoh Ahkenmenreh who was also a student of Cambridge University. This golden tablet had a magical ray to give life to every historical characters made of wax inside that museum once the Sun sets in the West. 

The Dinosaur Rex was fond of playing the game of fetching the bone. Theodore Roosevelt, the 4^th President of the United States of India, who built the Panama Canal, was in love with the Sakagawea girl who helped Clark and Lewis to explore the Pacific Ocean in ancient history. Mr. Daley was reading the manual of instructions: - 1) Throw the Bone; 2) Lock up the Lion; 3) Double Check your belt. Aha! The monkey, Dexter was expert in stealing the keys from the belt of security guards. African mammals started running here and there inside the Museum. Larry gave some bubble gum to the ‘dum dum’ speaker box. The Romans always used to fight with everyone for expansion of their kingdoms. The primitive humans were always busy in lighting up fire by rubbing the stones. They also liked the foams. Attila the Hun who was popularly known as the Scourge of God always believed in ripping everything, though Attila used to fear the African mammals. Christopher Columbus pointed out to Larry that one of the primitive human went outside the window of the museum. When the Sun rises in the East, the wax statues used to melt into dust due to extreme heat of the Sunrays. Inside the museum, there was no danger for the wax statues.

Larry made friendship with Rebecca, the researcher on History. Rebecca told many things to him about ancient history. Larry started reading history books from websites and libraries to know more about those historical characters inside the museum. The management of the Museum decided to fire three old Security Personnel and keep only one young Security Personnel as a measure of cost cutting. Cecil, Gus and Reginald stole the Golden Tablet to sell it somewhere for huge money. The Pharaoh Ahkenmenreh woke up. Attila the Hun tried to attack Larry. This time, by utilizing Pharaoh Ahkenmenreh as the Hun language translator, Mr. Daley made Attila emotional by saying about the tragic childhood days of Attila the Hun. Nicky started believing his father about the night life of the museum. Larry united everyone; the Civil War soldiers, the Vikings, the Romans, the Mayans, the African Mammals and others to get back that Golden Tablet. Jedadiah and Octavius became friends. Teddy proposed that girl as that girl repaired his waxed body with the fire lamp. What was the significance of the word, ‘Dakota’ in ancient history? Were those waxed statues successful in bringing back the golden tablet? Was Nicky proud of his dad? Was Rebecca able to complete her history research paper? Why Mr. McPhee did not fire Larry Daley? Ehe! If I will tell you all the answers to these questions based on a Hollywood movie, then will you ever dare to spend a “NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM”?

THE SMURFS !!!

The wizard, Gargamel wanted to become the most powerful wizard of the world. To become a powerful wizard, he required those little blue colored creatures to use their body to make powerful potions. The little villagers were doing the rehearsal for the Blue Moon celebrations. Papa, the sarpanch of the village was also a great magician cum astrologer who can see vision of their community. He saw the vision that all the villagers were going to be in big trouble. Papa never used to believe in his son, Clumsy as Clumsy was a very stupid kind of a boy. Clumsy went beyond the boundary of their village to pluck smurfroots.  Gargamel and Azrael spotted Clumsy and followed him. Oh! What a blunder, Clumsy had done for his community people! Gargamel and Azrael just created panic inside that village. All the villagers were running out of fear. Clumsy took the wrong route to reach the Forbidden Falls. Papa, Gutsy, Crouchy, Brainy and Smurfette also followed Clumsy. They went through the loop of waters to reach New York City.

Odile, the Marketing CEO of an FMCG company was a tough lady to be impressed upon. Many a times, Henri, the Personal Assistant of Odile had to type the pink letters for many employees, because Odile believed in rapid Hire and Fire strategy. Patrick Winslow got promoted to serve directly under Odile. Odile gave Patrick the assignment to come up with a fantastic advertisement for their company within two days. Grace Winslow, the wife of Patrick Winslow was expecting her first baby. Elway, the pet dog of Winslow family tracked down Clumsy inside the washroom. Later on, both Patrick and Odile became friends of all those little blue colored creatures. Papa badly wanted a telescope to see the position of the Blue Moon. Based on the position of the blue moon, they will chant the mantras after making the potion to open the portal of the Forbidden Falls to get back to their own village again.

Gargamel and Azrael were searching for them in the New York City. Gargamel transformed Odile’s mother into a young hot lady with the help of his magical wand. Inside the shopping mall, all the children became fond of those little blue colored creatures. Patrick and Odile rescued them. Due to the dance of Clumsy on the keyboards of Patrick’s laptop, the wrong ad got e-mailed to Odile’s inbox. The little creatures visited Dr.Wong’s library to find an ancient book in which they got the mantras and procedures to make the potion. Gargamel kidnapped Papa inside that bookstore. Patrick and Clumsy decided to save Papa; because they made no promises to Papa. They utilized pigeons to fly towards the BellVeedaRay Castle. Were Patrick and those little creatures able to rescue Papa from the castle of Gargamel? Was Odile happy to see the Blue Moon? Was Patrick fired from his job for e-mailing the wrong ad? Were the villagers able to celebrate their Blue Moon Festival in their own village? Oh! Just forget about these Questions and Answers sessions, why don’t you just watch the movie, “THE SMURFS.”

HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE !!!

Albus Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall were waiting for Habeus Hagrid. They kept that little child with the scar on its forehead in front of that house. Dudley’s father became fed up of tearing those letters from the Hogwarts School of Wizardry. The Owls were the excellent postmasters. They never stopped giving the letters till it got read by the real recipient. Hagrid gave the birthday cake to the 11 year old boy. Before going to school, everyone has to buy new uniforms, books and other accessories. Before dying, James and Lily had kept some Gold Coins inside the vault for their son. The magical wand of Lord Voldemort chose the wizard. The Platform No. 9.75 was inside the wall between Platform No. 9 and Platform No. 10. Inside the Hogwarts Express train, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter became good friends. What was there inside the Vault No. 713? What was a Fluffy? Can you tame a three-headed dog by playing music?

The Hogwarts School had four houses based on the name of four founders of the school. The Houses were: - Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin. The Black Hat used to select the Houses for First Year Students of the School. Neville Longbottom, Harry, Ron and Miss Granger joined the Gryffindor House. Draco Malfoy joined the Slytherin House. Dumbledore warned all the students about the Dark Forests and the 3^rd floor of the Hogwarts School. Mr. Filch was the caretaker of the Hogwarts School. The password for going inside the dormitories of Gryffindor was ‘Caput Draconis’. Madam Hooch gave them training about how to fly with the help of a broomstick. James Potter was also a great seeker. So, Professor McGonagall made Harry Potter the seeker of Gryffindor Team and also gifted him a new broomstick of ‘Nimbus’ Company. In the game of Quidditch, there were 7 players (3 Chasers, 2 Beaters, 1 Keeper). For each goal scored, the team used to get 10 points. The seekers of both the teams had to fight out for grabbing that Golden Snitch. For seeking the Golden Snitch, a team used to get 150 points. 

In that Quidditch match, everyone thought that the Professor Snape was trying to kill Harry Potter. That’s why; Hermione uttered ‘Lacurnum Inflamare’ to lit up fire on his uniform. What was real identity of Professor Quirrell? Had Ron not uttered ‘Wingardium Laviosa’ at the right time, the Troll could have killed three of them. Nicholas Flamel created one precious stone long time back. Hagrid liked that Norwegian Ridgeback, but, that little dragon was sent to Romania as per the orders of Dumbledore. It was Christmas time; Harry Potter got his father’s cloak as the Christmas Gift. Firenze saved Mr.Potter from that black colored creature. Unicorn’s blood gave Lord Voldemort only half life. Long time back, Lord Voldemort got involved with the dark wizardry world and started killing everyone, but, only the little child survived his attack with a scar on its head. 

The Mirror of Desire also acted as a lie-detector. The spirited parasite of the Professor Quirrell’s body wanted that precious stone from Harry. The Sorcerer’s stone had its own power to destroy the evil forces. After completion of that academic year, Slytherin House was leading, but, Albus considered the recent incidents and gave individual points to Harry, Ron and Hermione. Points of Gryffindor and Slytherin were tied, but, for showing good friendship, Neville Longbottom got extra 10 points for Gryffindor. Gryffindor lifted the House Cup for that academic year. Hagrid gave a special photo album to Harry, where Mr. Potter could see his parents holding a little baby.  Before Lord Voldemort comes back again in a different form to kill Harry Potter in the next sequels, it’s better that you watch the 1^st movie based on J K Rowling’s Harry Potter which is, “HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE.”

SPIDER-MAN !!!

He fell in love with Mary Jane Watson. He was an ordinary student and was always jealous of Flash. Norman Osborn was the owner of Oscorp. The Chief of the Quest was always eager to destroy the career of Mr. Osborn. The scientists created a new species of spider by mixing the DNAs of other deadly spiders. Peter started clicking the photos of Mary inside the laboratory. One spider was missing from the laboratory. Was he bitten by a new type of spider? 

In the next morning, the Mr. Parker became an extraordinary person. Uncle Ben and aunt May were too concerned about some slight changes in Peter’s behavior. The performance Enhancers inside the Oscorp laboratory gave birth to a new powerful robotic human, Green Goblin. To buy a car for Mary, Peter wanted some money. To earn money, he decided to take part in a wrestling competition. He made a costume of his own to fight against a dangerous wrestler.

After winning the wrestling, he was not given the full reward money. A thief stole that money. Peter could have easily caught hold of that robber. When there is  fire at other’s house, sometimes we ignore it, but, side by side, we ignore the fact that the fire can spread in any direction to destroy any other’s house. Had Peter caught hold of that robber, Uncle Ben would have remained alive. On that night, the Spider-Man killed that robber to take the sweet revenge. 

The Spider-Man now understood the concept of ‘With Great Power, come great responsibilities.’ The Green Goblin wanted to be the most powerful creature by destructing everything in New York. But, on the other hand, the Spider-Man was becoming the savior for the people of New York City. The Green Goblin wanted to make friendship with Spider-Man but failed to do so. Norman in his new avatar asked Mr. Jameson about the photographer who clicked the photos of Spider-man for Mr. Jameson’s newspaper. 

The Green Goblin tried to kill aunt May and Miss Watson, but failed in his mission. Everyone in New York was happy with Spider-Man. Even the singers in the pubs composed a song on Spider-Man. The battle was on between the Green Goblin and the Spider-Man. Why Harry uttered the statement, ‘Spider-Man has to pay for it.’? Was Mary able to get Peter Parker as her boyfriend? Why a super-hero always hide their real identity? Why a Super-Hero can’t have a girlfriend? Well; to know the answers, you have to watch the movie, “SPIDER-MAN.”

ONG BAK 2 !!!

Once upon a time, there lived a King whose name was Singhadachoo. King Ratchaseina was jealous of the King Singhadachoo and wanted to capture the kingdom of King Singhadachoo. Both the Kings belonged to the Garuda Deva dynasty, though; they were not brothers of the same family. King Singhadachoo had only one son whose name was Tien. To safeguard Tien from the bloody upcoming battle, King Singhadachoo sent Tien to the Dance School of Master Bua for few months till the war gets over. In the Master Bua’s dancing school, Tien got a new sweet friend, Pim. A traitor of King Singhadachoo was trying to kidnap Tien, but, the faithful General of King Singhadachoo killed the traitor. King Ratchaseina killed Tien’s parents. The faithful General of King Singhadachoo fled from that deadly place with the Prince. On his way, he threw the Prince beside a jungle. The people of King Ratchaseina killed the General. 

In those ancient days, the system of slavery was predominant in almost all civilization. The little boy was thrown inside the big dugout of mud waters where he fought against a hungry crocodile. King CherNung, the King of Bandits in the Garuda Wing Cliff liked the bravery of that little boy. As the King CherNung had no son, so he decided to adopt the boy as his son to make him the successor of his kingdom. The training started. The boy learned all the tactics and techniques of Indian martial arts successfully to become the successor of King CherNung. But, before he could become the King of the Garuda Cliff, he wanted to take his sweet revenge. He killed King Ratchaseina and got back his sweet childhood lover, Pim. After coming back to the Garuda Cliff, he was surprised to see all the dangerous warriors. The Elephant tried to protect him as much as possible. He lost his real father long time back, but, this time, he lost his adopted father. If you want to enjoy some fabulous actions based on Indian martial-arts, then you must watch the movie, “ONG BAK 2.”

LIAR LIAR !!!

If telling a lie can bring happiness and smile for everybody, then it is far better than saying the brutal truth. Wow! Is this theory written in Bhagwad Gita? Are you a die-hard devotee of Lord Sri Krishna? In this modern era, a lawyer, a politician and a salesman can never survive in their own respective professions unless they master the art of telling lies to do the brainwashing of people. Fletcher and Audrey divorced each other few years back. They had a son, Max. Audrey always used to have some temporary boyfriends with semi-serious relationships to do the time-pass as Fletcher had already divorced her. But, Fletcher always used to love his son, Max. Very often, Fletcher used to come to meet Max. Max was very fond of those funny claws of his dad. Mr.Reede was always jealous of his wife’s temporary boyfriend, Jerry. 

Samantha Cole wanted a divorce as she was too fond of adultery and her hubby caught her red-handed for quite a few times. Miranda was looking out for a lawyer who can convince anything to anyone by telling lies. Fletcher brainwashed Mrs. Cole in such a fashion that she felt herself being a victim and decided to fight the divorce case more aggressively. Miranda was impressed with Mr.Reede and requested him to go for a sexual partnership on that sleazy midnight. Promises are made to be broken. Max was waiting for his dad in his birthday, but, his dad was enjoying with a slut on that night. Fletcher told a lie to Audrey that he had an emergency job to complete. The author of the ‘Daffodils’ rightly said that a child is the father of a man. Does God listen to children’s wishes?

On that birthday night, after blowing off those candle lights, he made a wish that his dad could not speak a single lie for one day. Next day, it was a day of disaster for that liar. He was unable to speak or write a single lie. If the pen was of blue color, then he was unable to utter the word, Red. Greta, the secretary of Fletcher utilized the opportunity to ask the question why her salary was not raised. Fletcher told her the brutal truth. Greta resigned from her job. To hide a lie, you tell several lies, but, still everything remains manageable as in this adult world, you cannot survive without telling lies. But, when you cannot utter a single lie at any cost for one day, then you have to be ready to get some lovely kicks at your back from the people to whom you have always lied.

The divorce case started inside the court. Fletcher was so truthful that he was just about to lose that case. When you start speaking the brutal truths, you become a fearless creature and you start feeling as if you have removed a block of stone from your heart. Fletcher realized how much his son loved him. Was Fletcher a bad father? If it was so, then why was he so concerned when Audrey decided to get married to Jerry and settle down in Boston? As the case of Mr. Cole and Mrs. Cole proceeded further, Mr.Reede found some flaws in the date of birth of Samantha. Samantha got married when she was a minor by increasing her own age by 1 year in the marriage certificate. Fletcher won the divorce case for his client and Samantha got half the property share of Mr. Cole.

Later, as a truthful lawyer, he realized that he manipulated the case to let his client win that divorce case. The lawyer requested the Judge to rollback his decision on the case which was almost impossible. As the rules of Contempt of Court, Mr.Reede got convicted. Oh! Greta came back to bail out her boss. Fletcher decided to open his own law firm by keeping Greta as his secretary. But before that, Fletcher needed to stop that plane. Audrey always used to pretend that she disliked her ex-hubby, but, still, she loved Fletcher. Max saw his dad outside the window of that plane. The plane stopped. Jerry read the heart of Audrey and decided to go to Boston without taking her and Max. After 1 year, on the birthday night of Max, why Fletcher and Audrey started kissing each other?  Again, Max made a birthday wish. This time, he wanted a reunion of his mom and dad. To have a detailed idea about a funny situation where you have to become a truthful person like Raja Harishchandra or Yudisthira of modern era, you must watch the Hollywood comedy movie, “LIAR LIAR”.